Fight 1: Howard Stern releases his corrosive flatulence on Kathie Lee Gifford, causing her skin to melt.

Fight 2: Pam Anderson shoves RuPaul's shoe through his eye socket. Also featuring Marv Albert (guest commentator).

Fight 1: Bill Clinton accidentally tells Paula Jones to "Grab [my] nuts" through Stacy Cornbred's microphone so he can have the peanuts he ordered earlier. This is misunderstood by both combatants, who turn on him. Bill then flees the arena in a Secret Service helicopter. Gennifer Flowers is accidentally hit in the face with Monica's trap-bladed beret thrown at Hillary. Featuring Bill Clinton, Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers.

Fight 2: Jim Carrey's head explodes when Mariah Carey sings and holds a very high note, much to the displeasure of every spectator and arena staff. Featuring Drew Carey.

Fight 3: Tim and Jerry both fight poorly throughout the entire fight until Jerry's co-stars, who are spectators, get into the ring and kill Jerry, feeling that he betrayed them all by ending Seinfeld. Mills Lane accidentally throws a wrench at Don King's head. Featuring Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards.

Fight 1: Jerry Springer interferes with both combatants, causing a double disqualification and challenges the two for a match individually, postponing the fight to a later date. A popcorn vendor is crushed when Oprah accidentally knocks down a spotlight on top of him.

Fight 2: Both Liam's and Noel Gallagher's heads are smashed by Gallagher's mallet.

Fight 1: Bigfoot is sliced in half by the Loch Ness Monster's tail 6 seconds into the match. Don King is sliced in half by Loch Ness Monster's tail, and several audience members are crushed and eaten by the Loch Ness Monster. Also featuring Fran Drescher, Sean Connery, Mike Tyson, Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.

Fight 2: Mick Jagger stabs Steven Tyler through the chest with his gigantic tongue. Also featuring Liv Tyler.

Fight 1: Both fighters are forced to fight with their right thumbs tied together. Siskel spins Ebert around by his thumb until the finger binds that hold their thumbs together break, sending Ebert flying into the support beam of the commentator's booth, splitting his skull in half. When Ebert hits the commentator's booth, Nick Diamond is thrown from the booth and put into a coma. Also featuring Spike Lee and Quentin Tarantino.

Fight 2: The first fight from the Deathmatch Vault, set in the 1960s. Jerry Lewis is whacked out of the ring by Dean Martin. Also featuring Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr.

Fight 3: Spike Lee's neck is broken after guest referee Woody Allen karate chops him in the throat. Quentin Tarantino's ribcage is ripped out by Woody Allen. Also featuring Soon-Yi Previn.

Fight 1: Both fighters knock each other out, and Mills Lane calls the match a draw. Both fighters decide on forfeits prior to the match, which both have to abide by. Also featuring Jack Nicholson (guest commentator replacing Nick Diamond throughout this episode).

Fight 2: This fight is a morphine-induced dream Nick Diamond has when Nicky Jr. is trying to call a nurse. The dream simply ends with both fighters punching each other. Also featuring Stacy Cornbred and Jimi Hendrix as a guest referee.

Fight 1: Fiona Apple is rolled over by John Popper and flattened. Also featuring Lenny Stanton, the executive producer's son as a guest commentator replacing Nick Diamond.

Fight 2: Gary Oldman's head is crushed in Christopher Walken's hands.

Fight 1: The first "Battle of the Devastating Divas". Both contestants fight with medieval weaponry. Barbra Streisand melts after drinking a bucket of water that Aretha Franklin contaminated with the bubonic plague.

Fight 2: Bill and Michael are pitted against each other because of a clerical error, since they have no rivalry of sort. A robot version of Michael Flatley (built by Gates) slams both Flatley and Gates into the ring until they break into pieces.

Fight 1: Trent Reznor is sliced to bits by vinyl records thrown by Puff Daddy. Puff Daddy is sliced to bits by Trent Reznor's projectile "Nine Inch Nails" (fingernails). Mills Lane later puts the pieces together in an amalgamation of both musicians.

Fight 2: Both fighters are given the chance to choose a setting of how the ring would look for the fight by a coin toss. John wants the set of Entertainment Tonight, while David wants a Baywatch-like setting. In the end, Hasselhoff wins and gets a ring set up to look like a beach. John Tesh is crushed by KITT when David Hasselhoff asks him for help after his face gets torn off. David Hasselhoff's face and skull are ripped off when John Tesh unfolds an umbrella in his head. He collapses on top of KITT after the fight. Also featuring Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Spade and Steven Seagal.

Fight 1: Vince McMahon is hit with the Stone Cold Stunner, which breaks his neck. Austin then beats the corpse to pieces with The Undertaker's tombstone gift, then throws the pieces into a casket, which is dragged out into a field and set on fire offscreen due to Austin's playing to the crowd.

Fight 2: Both fighters refuse to fight, much to the displeasure of the fans. Mills Lane turns on the Fan of Fandemonium, a giant razor-bladed fan, which slowly descends into the ring until there is a winner or both fighters are sliced to pieces. Chris Rock does a Mexican liver punch and throws Adam Sandler outside the ring, impaling him on the control lever of the Fan of Fandemonium control panel, which then electrocutes him. After winning, security still wouldn't allow Rock to escape the ring, so he is chopped up by the Fan of Fandemonium as it malfunctioned. In Season 5, it shows that Chris Rock and Adam Sandler are both alive after their match.

Fight 1: A grudge match. David Spade enrages Steven Seagal during the "Missing Girl" episode and challenges him to a fight. Spade uses the waistband of his underwear as a slingshot to shoot one of Scottie Pippen's NBA championship rings through Segal's head. Also featuring Spike Lee.

Fight 2: Prince Charles smashes Prince's head into his body with a croquet mallet. Also featuring Elizabeth II.

Fight 1: This fight wasn't planned. Céline is singing the national anthem when Keith attacks her from behind. Keith Flint's head is ripped off and eaten by Céline Dion, who then reveals herself to be Zatar the Alien. Zatar possesses Don King, causing him to faint after Zatar delivers a message through him.

Fight 2: This fight also wasn't planned. It's a Sci-Fi Q&A segment with Peter Mayhew and Mark Hamill until Zatar kills them, enraging Nick to leave the booth and end Zatar's disruptive behavior. Two security guards accidentally shock each other while trying to stun Zatar with stun rods, who is dancing on the head of a catatonic Don King. Mark Hamill's and Peter Mayhew's heads are repeatedly slammed into the canvas by Zatar until both of them explode. Nick Diamond shoves his hand through Zatar's eyeball and pulls out his brain.

Fight 1: After being pinned under Roseanne for two rounds, Kelsey escapes the pin by slipping out of his own skin. Roseanne has a heart attack when she sees Kelsey's skinless body and promptly dies.

Fight 2: Courtney Love is mauled to pieces by an angry mama bear when Brandy tries to give Courtney its cub as a peace offering.

Fight 1: Both combatants fight with special armor that could enlarge their body parts at will. Dolly's enlarge her breasts and Jennifer's enlarge her ass. Dolly Parton floats into space and explodes after her breasts are over-inflated by her breast enlarging armor. Featuring Michael Buffer and Ruth Westheimer (as a guest commentator).

Fight 2: Michael Jackson turns himself into a hamster using Moonwalker magic and gets kicked into the pool of acid by Madonna. This fight wasn't planned. It is a performance by Madonna when Michael Jackson interrupted. The fight takes place in a ring surrounded by a pool of hydrochloric acid.

Fight 1: Featuring Vanilla Ice. The ring is turned into an ice skating rink, completing the "Better Ice" theme. Ice Cube freezes after falling beneath the ice rink. He is later unfrozen after his ice block that was hanging on a crane crushes Vanilla Ice, who rushes into the arena and runs over Ice-T with an Ice resurfacer.

Fight 2: The first "Actor's Showcase Showdown". Both contestants fight while playing characters from their movies. Al Pacino's head is destroyed after being whacked repeatedly with Nelson de la Rosa when De Niro is still in his Al Capone character. Featuring Marlon Brando (as a guest referee) and Nelson de la Rosa.

Fight 1: The fight takes place in a ring with office props from Ally McBeal while Lucy fights dressed as Xena. Calista launches herself from the ropes to attack Lucy, but Lucy ducks, causing Calista's head to get crammed inside Lucy's ass. Lucy slams herself into the canvas from a turn post, trapping Calista inside herself until after the main event, when Calista is birthed out of Lucy Lawless alive. Featuring Maya Angelou and Dennis Franz.

Fight 2: This fight is from a video found in a time capsule (dating back to 1985) after digging through the rubble from the previous episode's main event. Guest referee Ronald Reagan, believing Boy George is a woman, attacks Don Johnson to prevent him from harming Boy George any further. Johnson refuses to back down, so Reagan stuns him with a blow to the neck and then jumps off the turnbuckle onto Don's head, crushing his head & causing his brains to leaks out. Ruhollah Khomeini is disintegrated by a laser from Reagan's "Star Wars" satellite defense program. Also featuring Philip Michael Thomas, Cyndi Lauper, and Mr. T.

Fight 1: A plywood sitcom set is constructed in the ring. David Schwimmer is launched from an ejection seat on a couch and into the sitcom set wall. He, as well as Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow, are crushed when the set collapsed. Featuring James Caan, Matt LeBlanc, and Matthew Perry.

Fight 2: The two combatants are allowed to use gadgets from the James Bond films. Roger Moore borrows a giant boulder from a cave woman and crushes Sean Connery under it.

Fight 1: This fight is a bedtime story that Nick makes up for Nicky Jr. Ramesses II impales Moses on a tiny pyramid. Harrison Ford knocks Pharaoh out of the ring. Moses crushes Ramesses II's henchmen with The Ten Commandments. Featuring God as a guest referee.

Fight 2: Viewers can call the fighters in this bout to tell them what they want to do to their opponent, a format similar to Larry King Live. Drew Barrymore's face is smashed in by the mystery killer. Larry King is crushed under a desk by Geraldo. Jamie Lee Curtis is slashed to death by the mystery killer.

Fight 1: This fight is taped in an arena in Sydney. Paul Hogan is impaled with a sharpened pole by Gibson and is then tossed onto a barbecue grill to get fried. Natalie Imbruglia is decapitated by a boomerang that Paul throws at Mel.

Fight 2: This fight is taped in an arena in Havana. Guest referee Fidel Castro's intestines fall out after Antonio Banderas blindly cuts him up. Antonio Banderas is repeatedly whacked like a piñata until his insides fall out. Featuring Andrés Cantor as a guest commentator.

Fight 1: This fight is actually supposed to be a fashion show of deadly clothes. Tyra Banks, Claudia Schiffer, and Kate Moss rip each other apart until all three are left as hideously deformed, yet still walking clumps.

Fight 2: Busta Rhymes runs into the time machine and is transported back to Shakespeare's time, making Shakespeare the winner by default. After the match finishes, Busta Rhymes directs A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Fight 1: The fighters fight to see who would direct the Celebrity Deathmatch movie. Martin Scorsese is decapitated by Oliver Stone's director's slate. Oliver Stone is impaled through the eye by a camera that falls from a helicopter.

Fight 2: The second fight from the Deathmatch Vault, taped in the 1950s. Both contestants are allowed to use props from their movies. Groucho uses comedy slapstick material and Wayne uses cowboy tools. John Wayne's head gets sliced after he was kicked into Harpo Marx's harp by Groucho. Also featuring Chico Marx.

Fight 1: Each fighter is supposed to make a meal out of their opponent so Mills Lane can eat it. Emeril Lagasse is cooked like a roast turkey.

Fight 2: Jesse Camp's idiosyncratic speech and voice cause Mills Lane to believe that Jesse has brain damage. Mills "euthanizes" him by hitting an elbow drop on his neck, breaking it. Featuring Monica.

Fight 1: A special device is placed in the arena to determine how popular the fighters are with the crowd throughout the match. Whenever the fighters' popularity decreases, they receive a shock to the behind. Ken Starr is thrown into the Liberty Bell, causing his head to explode. Featuring Hillary Clinton.

Fight 2: Bill Clinton dies after eating Saddam's burgers, which are infected with mad cow disease. Saddam Hussein is wrapped in the American flag and beaten to death with a flag pole. After killing Saddam, James Van Der Beek is arrested for desecrating an American flag, making the fight a no contest.

Fight 1: Emilio Estevez hires some prostitutes to distract Charlie while fighting. When the prostitutes are about to kill Charlie, they ask Emilio for their pay. When Emilio can't pay them in cash, they rip him apart. Featuring Sid Figgle (Johnny's brother-in-law).

Fight 2: Donny and Marie Osmond argue during the match after Donny uses profane language. Their argument ends with both of them chewing each other's heads off (The Mormon Munch).

Fight 1: The fighters wear rooster costumes in a mock "cock" fight in an underground dirt ring. Ron Jeremy is stabbed in the eye by Tommy Lee's erection.

Fight 2: This fight is a ladder match with a giant sack of money hanging over the ring. Jewel Alanis drops a bag of money on Jewel, turning her into a hockey puck. Alanis then whacks her into the light rigging, electrocuting her.

Fight 1: Both comedians use their comedic shtick against each other. Dennis uses obscure pop-culture references with biting wit and Carrot Top uses his box of props. Carrot Top pops after being inflated and turned into a balloon animal. Stone Cold Steve Austin decapitates a comedian with a cane.

Fight 2: This fight takes place in a ring with a giant grill in the middle, literally making it a celebrity "roast". Rodney Dangerfield punches Don Rickles until he is reduced to pieces and then cooks him on a grill. Another comedian is crushed by Stone Cold's ten-ton weight.

Fight 1: Ozzy Osbourne devours Elton John's head and attempts to swallow it. The head fails to go down his throat, so Queen Elizabeth II saves Ozzy by giving him the Heimlich maneuver.

Fight 2: The ring is decorated like a house for Martha Stewart. Sandra Bernhard's intestines are removed using a disher and made into a Christmas ornament.

Fight 1: Ricky Schroder's body parts are kicked from him, putting him at Gary Coleman's height. Coleman jumps on his stomach and launches his head off. After the fight, Sammo Hung comes down to the ring, challenging Dennis Franz to a fight.

Fight 2: Lauryn Hill's corner is an actual street corner torn up from Newark, New Jersey and fashioned with street-related and weapons, while Shania Twain's corner is decorated like a farm, complete with farm implements to be used as weapons. Shania Twain's brain is sucked out by a milking machine.

Fight 1: A grudge match (Franz's co-star, Ricky Schroder, was killed in a previous Deathmatch by Hung's student, Gary Coleman). Sammy Hung's arms and legs are removed and then crushed when Dennis Franz jumps from the turnbuckle.

Fight 2: Steven Wright's intestines are pulled out through his mouth by Chris Tucker. Stone Cold Steve Austin snaps the neck of a giant moose with a Stone Cold Stunner.

Fight 1: The second "Battle of the Devastating Divas". The fighters are given roadway construction equipment to fight with. Bette Milder pours hot tar over Cher's body and then flattens her head with a steamroller. Featuring Minkie Laboosh.

Fight 2: Benito Mussolini is impaled by Roberto Benigni when he accidentally shoots himself out of a tank cannon.

Fight 1: The ring is decorated with a graveyard theme. When the Werewolf turned back into a human, The Wolfman attempts to disqualify Frankenstein by saying he is already dead. Mills declares the Werewolf the winner until Frankenstein crushes the Werewolf's head, stealing the win from Werewolf. Featuring The Undertaker as a guest commentator.

Fight 2: This fight wasn't planned. Captain Doody possesses Nicky Jr., and Nick cries out to the Undertaker for help. The Undertaker complies, claiming that "I'm the only evil guy on this show!" The Undertaker delivers his finishing move—the Tombstone Piledriver—to Captain Doody, ending his possession of Nicky Jr. Captain Doody flies out of Nicky Jr.'s body and into a nearby popcorn vendor. Featuring Bob Saget.

Fight 1: Richard Simmons' head explodes after he is tied into a bow by Blanks.

Fight 2: The ring for this fight is covered in gold, much to the delight of fans who steal parts of the ring during the fight. Don King is ripped in half after Trump jumps in his mouth.

Fight 1: The fighters are given 10 minutes before the match to build a killing machine using various metal bits and pieces. Both fighters are also allowed to reinvent the machine during the fight. Ben Affleck kicks Matt Damon into his automatic meat pulverizer, turning him into a raw beefcake. Kirk Fosnaugh's spleen is torn out by John Tesh.

Fight 2: The fight takes place in a ring decorated with Satanic/Heavy Metal imagery. Ozzy Osbourne uses a skull splitter to crack open Rob Zombie's head and pulls out his brain. Ozzy then resurrects Rob as a zombie using backwards talking and Haitian Vodou magic. The zombified Rob Zombie continues to fight, but Ozzy attempts to destroy the zombie's brain by punting it into the air. Rob Zombie catches his brain but then spikes it to the floor in celebration, which finishes him off.

Fight 1: The ring is decorated like a tennis court, after the flipping of a gymnast to decide if it would be decorated as a tennis court or a golf course. Tiger Woods explodes after having dozens of tennis balls shot up into his rectum, intestines, and abdomen. Brooke Shields is run over by Andre Agassi's golf cart while being used by Tiger as a human shield. Featuring Geena Davis, Kerri Strug and Brooke Shields.

Fight 2: The third fight from the Deathmatch Vault. The ring is filled with American football equipment. O. J. kicks Joe Namath, who is impaled on a goal post. O. J. then vows to find the real killer. Featuring Howard Cosell as a guest commentator.

Fight 1: The two pop stars have their hair tied together in a "Ponytail of Pain". Both performers tear each other apart, with no winner. Also featuring Debbie Matenopoulos, who replaces Stacy Cornbred as a correspondent.

Fight 2: Kenny G's jaw is torn off by Flea and thrown in mid-air, which causes it to boomerang back into his head.

Fight 1: Katie Couric tosses Bryant Gumbel through a window, and he is sliced into various pieces by its destroyed glass. The ring is decorated like the set of the Today Show. Emily Fingerhut is crushed with a sofa by Bryant Gumbel. Featuring Chet Zumditch, Emily Fingerhut and Willard Scott.

Fight 2: Mills Lane shoves a lamp on Judge Judy while she is knocked into a chair, causing her to get electrocuted. The ring is decorated like a courtroom. Susan Lucci's (whom Judge Judy is supposed to fight her) head is crushed inside a Bible before the fight even begins.

Fight 1: Flynt runs Hefner down with his wheelchair. He then takes Hugh's flattened body and folds it into a magazine and rips him in half.

Fight 2: Part one of the Freak Fight series. Cousin Grimm rips out Pierce McCrack's spinal column and impales him with it.

Fight 1: Both fighters are given the choice of using a costume and weapons from their movies to fight their opponent with. Costner chooses The Postman, while Smith takes on as a fictional superhero from the View Askewniverse. Kevin Costner is eaten alive by a shark after getting put into a package and mailed to the Atlantic Ocean. Featuring Jason Mewes.

Fight 2: Both contestants are allowed to use murder weapons from famous femme fatale movies. Sharon Stone uses a sledgehammer to knock Kathy Bates's foot off. The foot ricochets around the arena until finally, the sharp heel impales Sharon's forehead.

Fight 1: The two fighters are able to cast magic spells and have access to their own black cauldrons and broomsticks. Melissa Joan Hart is crushed by a stake pole. Tony Danza's face is ripped off by Salem Saberhagen.

Fight 2: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are torn to shreds by Betty-Sue Olsen, the 'third' Olsen twin.

Fight 1: The two fighters are fighting for the life or death of Tommy Lee, who is suspended over a crate of hungry baby South Carolina tree monkeys. Pamela Anderson overuses her upgraded radioactive breasts on Heather Locklear. This causes them to malfunction and then explode Pamela to her death. Tommy Lee is eaten by a crate full of hungry baby tree monkeys after being lowered by Heather Locklear.

Fight 2: After Axl scrambles Slash's brain with a cake mixer, Slash has the mental capacity of an 8-year-old. Axl is then cut up into paper dolls by Slash.

Fight 1: The two fighters are contestants in a macabre game show. By answering questions correctly, one of the straps holding them in their chairs opens, allowing access to one weapon. Incorrect answers cause the remaining straps to tighten, eventually cutting off hands and feet. Regis Philbin's lungs are stabbed out after Chuck Woolery loses his hands and sharpens his arm stubs to points.

Fight 2: The fighters are given toys as weapons, a play on their small statures. Napoleon puts his smelly rotten hand (which he keeps in his coat) into Joe Pesci's nose. He punches him repeatedly until his brains leak out of his ears. Napoleon then throws Pesci into a toybox, killing him.

Fight 1: The match is fought in the ancient Roman Coliseum, which is overseen by Julius Caesar. Nick Diamond sticks a Roman candle in Satyr's rectum, which blows him to smithereens. Napoleon is stomped on and eaten by a T-rex prior to the first match.

Fight 2: The match is fought in the darkened streets of 1880s London. Jack the Ripper is impaled by the knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes buttons it for him. Dr. Watson is stabbed, sliced in half, forced to eat a British meat pie and then decapitated by Jack the Ripper.

Fight 1: Tim Commerford and Brad Wilk are sliced in half. Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello are crushed and sliced to pieces. Their remains are both stuffed into jars afterward.

Fight 2: This fight is planned to be the final fight of the evening, but since John Cusack and John Malkovich do not show up, this fight is put on instead. Al Gore sucks out "Weird Al" Yankovic's brain through a vacant eyehole.

Fight 1: The second part of the Freak Fight series. Beni Trauma is decapitated and ripped to pieces by a mutated Potato Khan's tentacles. Potato Khan then cooks Trauma's head and feeds it to a kid celebrating his birthday.

Fight 2: Mick Foley uses his sock puppet, Mr. Socko, and his signature move "the Mandible Claw", to tear off Ernest Hemingway's lower jaw. His brain, eyes and tongue fall to the floor.

Fight 1: The participants fight using bathroom equipment such as urinals, toilets and blow dryers in order to see who would adopt a rest area on the New Jersey Turnpike. James Gandolfini is flushed down a high-powered toilet. Featuring Steven Van Zandt, as a guest referee. Van Zandt is ripped in half by Bruce Springsteen and James Gandolfini.

Fight 2: Each fighter has a specific, animal-related fighting style. Barrymore uses "Giraffe-Style", while Fawcett uses "Dodo-Style". Drew Barrymore's neck stretches and snaps back, slicing her in half down the middle.

Fight 1: Nick Nolte tears Eddie Murphy's heart out and shoves it in his mouth. When the fight starts, Murphy is nowhere to be seen so Nolte begins attacking random audience members in order to find him (a reference to Murphy often using heavy makeup in his film roles). Eventually, Murphy shows up, dressed as Nolte, which confuses him even more.

Fight 2: The ring is decorated like a playground. Macaulay Culkin is torn apart by the ghosts of dead celebrities and then comes back as a ghost. Featuring Bruce Willis and the ghosts of various dead celebrities.

Fight 1: The fighters are given different types of phones to use as weapons in reference to their numerous roles in phone-related advertisements. David Arquette puts several cell phones in Paul Reiser's head, and the radiation emitted from them causes his head to explode. Featuring Rosanna Arquette, Nicolas Cage and Courteney Cox.

Fight 2: The ring is decorated like the Oval Office. Martin Sheen decapitates Michael Douglas with his own femur bone and then impales his head onto a microphone stand.

Fight 1: This match wasn't planned. A zombie attack on the studio prevents any of the expected fighters from getting into the studio, making the planned fights impossible. After finding this out, Johnny is attacked by a mummy, and Brendan Fraser comes to his rescue, starting the match. One of the Mummy's bandages gets caught on an audience member's watch, causing the Mummy to unravel. Brendan hits him in the butt with a chair, causing the Mummy's spine to fly out through the top of his skull. Featuring various celebrities as attendees.

Fight 2: This match also wasn't planned. The Vampire flies into the ring and demands to fight someone. Sarah Michelle Gellar steps up to the challenge. Sarah Michelle Gellar's blood is sucked out by the Vampire.

Fight 1: William Shatner rips Burt Reynolds's torso open & removes his internal organs.

Fight 2: Viewers are allowed to call into both contestants. Laura Schlessinger is beaten and held upside down, causing her brain to fall out. Featuring David Crosby.

Fight 1: The third "Battle of the Devastating Divas". Both contestants are allowed to use elaborate jewelry as weaponry. Diana Ross' head is burned via an x-ray machine.

Fight 2: The two combatants have been deprived of food for some time, are covered in bacon, corn and vegetable oil, and have their hands tied behind their backs, so that they will fight by trying to eat each other. Jodie Foster is devoured by Anthony Hopkins. Featuring Julianne Moore.

Fight 1: After using a straw to suck out Wynonna's fat, Ashley Judd's head becomes filled with blubber. She falls face-forward, splattering her head across the ring.

Fight 2: The fourth fight from the Deathmatch Vault, set in the 1970s. The ring is decorated like the set from All in the Family. Both Carroll O'Connor and Sherman Hemsley roll down a flight of stairs and die after going through a wall and into a closet.

Fight 1: Sting's head is smashed by his own severed feet, leaving only his brain and eyeballs. This match goes on throughout the whole show as Sting attempts to do all 45 Kama Sutra positions with Collins. Featuring Timmy Leland.

Fight 2: Warren Beatty and Susan Sarandon are both impaled on the tusks of two audience members' rhino-shaped hats.

Fight 1: Both contestants fight while interpreting characters from their movies and their Saturday Night Live sketches. Dana Carvey shoves Mike Myers' own right hand & pinkie finger through one of his nostrils which causes impalement into the top of his skull causing him to bleed to death within only a few seconds.

Fight 2: Angelina Jolie stretches out her lips and places them on opposite ring posts. She proceeds to suck in air, drawing Sandra towards her until her lips whip off the ring posts and slice Sandra in half. James Haven is blown up by a bomb that he has fetched out from Angelina's pants.

Fight 1: Sigourney Weaver is impaled on a small chest-burster figurine.

Fight 2: Part three of the Freak Fight series. Potato Khan is sliced by a grate that Cousin Grimm was holding. He regenerates as numerous small pieces. After eating the small remains of Potato Khan, they get into his brain, hurting him from the inside. He tries to get them out by smashing his head into the turnbuckle and bashing his head with his club, the end result being that he smashes his own head in.

Fight 1: Beavis, as the Great Cornholio, slices up Butt-Head into meat strips with tongs and a spatula to make "TP for [his] bunghole." This is the only Deathmatch between two 2D animated characters.

Fight 1: Lil' Kim pushes Little Richard's organs out of the holes where his nipples used to be. Featuring John Tesh as a guest commentator.

Fight 2: Leelee Sobieski feeds Helen Hunt her own hair, which is so long that it flows through her ears from her mouth. Leelee pulls the hair sticking through Helen's ears, causing her head to implode, resulting in the removal of her brain. After she kills Helen, Leelee pretends to be Helen to steal her fame and her career; she then rips the skin off Helen's hands and feet and puts them on like gloves and shoes, respectively, so fingerprints and footprints can confirm it.

Fight 1: Steve Irwin accidentally decapitates Medusa when she pushed him away after he put a rucksack over her head.

Fight 2: Drew Carey scratches his own face leaving it with zero skin after Ray slingshotted his protective cup into his face, causing his face to break out in jock itch uncontrollably.

Fight 1: Keri Russell accidentally swallows a helium tank whole, something that leaves her body severely deformed and is later inflated by the helium to mass proportions and popped by Claire Danes, who used hydrogen-peroxide darts. Katie Holmes and the audience all die in the explosion of Keri Russell.

Fight 2: A grudge match. After the explosion of Keri Russell, which destroys most of the arena, Johnny and Nick speed to the hospital since Johnny is wounded. When they see on TV that Sam Donaldson is telling everyone both Johnny and Nick are dead to take their spot as CDM hosts, they return to the studio and fight him. Johnny shoves a microphone down Sam Donaldson's throat, then Nick Diamond puts a hose in Sam's mouth. The firefighters in the stadium turn on the water, filling Sam's stomach with water and electrocuting him.

Fight 1: Both bands fight in giant Gundam ripoff robots, and the fight eventually leaks out into the street. Blink 182’s robot is cut in two by a laser shot from 98 Degrees's robot. Featuring Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jessica Simpson and Potato Khan.

Fight 1: Meat Loaf's head is cracked open after he lands headfirst on the steel chairs leading to the ring. He is later revived by fans in the audience who are listening to his trademark baseline. But, in a direct imitation of Korn's music video Freak on a Leash, he is shot by a piece of corn that came from Jonathan Davis's butt after it ricochets around the arena and bounces off the turnbuckle after the latter is kicked into the booth by Meat Loaf.

Fight 2: The ring is decorated with fast food restaurant props. Colonel Sanders is decapitated by a hen Dave Thomas had rescued from him. Colonel Sanders's headless body runs around until it falls into a deep-frier.

Fight 1: Albert Einstein's brain is squeezed out after being wrapped in his own tongue.

Fight 2: The ropes in the ring are replaced with barbed wire for this fight. This fight concerns Vedder and Stapp's similar singing voices. After Scott Stapp's larynx is torn apart by barbed wire, Tom Waits enters the ring believing that Scott is trying to steal his characteristic voice. Tom punches Scott in the face until his head is crushed.

Fight 1: The two combatants try to climb to the top of a pole with Harvey Weinstein perched at the top, ready to offer the winner the leading role in a film. Corey Haim is crushed by Weinstein. Corey Feldman and Harvey Weinstein are impaled by the pole.

Fight 2: Lisa Ling's skull gets kicked out by Lucy Liu. Featuring Barbara Walters.

Fight 1: Frankie Muniz tricks Robert Iler into eating spiked ravioli, stuffed with antacids. As a result, Iler's stomach explodes. The winner of this fight would be made ten years younger with the CDM time machine so he could continue being a child star. However, when Frankie is placed in the machine, a power surge (caused by Mills Lane) causes Frankie to become an old man. Featuring Gilbert Gottfried.

Fight 2: Stephen King is electrocuted by a lightning bolt manifested by the magic of Lord Voldemort. The lightning activates King's mechanical leg, which knocks off J. K. Rowling's head.

Fight 1: A replay of "Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack" from season 3, episode 4.

Fight 2: A replay of "Beni Trauma vs. Potato Khan" from season 3, episode 12.

Fight 1: James Brown is crushed by an overhead light after the lasers he is firing from his feet bounces off of Chuck Berry's giant diamond ring and hit the light.

Fight 2: George Michael is ripped apart by a tiger that is awakened when Paul says the secret word "Sucker", causing everyone in the Arena to scream wildly. Both combatants are dressed as Roman gladiators using spare parts as armor and weapons.

Fight 1: Anne Robinson's ovaries and internal organs are ripped out.

Fight 2: The fighters are given a medium's tools to fight with. Nostradamus is originally billed to fight John Edward, but leaves a note in the time machine saying that he forfeits because he foresees his own demise. A giant 8-ball is shoved in John Edward's throat, and he is then decapitated.

Fight 1: John Rocker is electrocuted by a Die-Hard battery.

Fight 2: Since both Janet Jackson and Faith Hill are so pretty and would probably fight poorly, the two women are locked in a room with each other for a few months to help them be more fierce during their fight. Janet Jackson's front is ripped off, causing her internal organs to spill out.

Fight 1: Bill Maher's skull is stomped through. Then Conan picks his face and plays with it in a gag similarly seen on Conan's own talk show.

Fight 2: Sarah's chest explodes after Anna Nicole marries her (a reference to Anna's short marriage to J. Howard Marshall) in a move known as the Black Widow Wipeout. Featuring Ted Turner.

Fight 1: Beck fights with a portable set of two turntables and a microphone, while Björk fights with a keyboard with a miniature mixing board and a sound generator. Björk is sliced in half by Johann Sebastian Bach's plow while complementing Bach. Bach twists Beck's neck and punches his head off.

Fight 2: Tony Bennett is disintegrated by a red laser light launched from Willie Nelson's third eye, revealed after Willie removes his bandanna.

Fight 1: Jenna Elfman's upper section of her body is shredded by Kathy Griffin's "motor mouth". Both contestants are forced to fight with socks in their mouths so they wouldn't talk. Featuring John Patrick and Maggie Griffin (Kathy's parents) and Brooke Shields.

Fight 2: The sixth fight from the Deathmatch Vault, filmed in 1928. Charlie Chaplin is flattened by a train. Featuring Roscoe Arbuckle.

Fight 1: LL Cool J is sliced into pieces by a spring removed by a chair. The ring is decorated like the set of The Queen Latifah Show.

Fight 2: Mandy Moore is stabbed in the ears with her sharpened lollipop. Her brains are then blown through her ear and spilled on the mat of the ring causing her to bleed to death.

Fight 1: Lenny Kravitz is forced to swallow Jimi Hendrix's vomit, which gets stuck in his throat. Jimi Hendrix then pushes him into the ropes and clotheslined him, causing his throat to explode.

Fight 2: Shaggy is impaled by a ring post by Marley continuously until his entire body is festered with holes. Bob Marley then uses the ring post as a blunt to smoke Shaggy's remains.

Fight 1: Paris Hilton is burned to death by Nicole Richie's flamethrower disguised as a perfume bottle.

Fight 2: Vert ramps have been placed in the ring, allowing the combatants to fight and skate at the same time. Tony Hawk is eaten alive by Don Vito, who is actually trying to eat Bam. Also featuring "The Masked Man".

Fight 1: Bono and Chris Martin plan to perform a charity concert to raise enough money to get the violent CDM canceled (much to the disgust of the audience and the announcers), but disagree over who would perform first, thus starting the match. Chris Martin's feet, arms, eyes, and heart are ripped out. Also featuring "The Masked Man".

Fight 2: Both Kutcher's and Willis' heads are kicked off by Demi Moore.

Fight 1: Referee Mills Lane gets the fighters drunk to get them to fight harder. Colin Farrell dresses up like a Roman gladiator and throws a spear which impales Charlie Sheen in the liver, but this does not affect Sheen. Colin Farrell is sliced in half with his own spear by a drunken Charlie Sheen.

Fight 2: Ryan stabs Simon's brain with a leg removed from a stool. Also featuring Paula Abdul.

Fight 1: Two lollipops are pierced through Gwen Stefani's eyes, and her head is twisted off.

Fight 2: Several audience members are sucked into Justin Timberlake's tornado after he uses his "Tornado Spin" dance move. Justin Timberlake's brain is obliterated by Federline. First, Kevin melts a part of it with his horrible rap (which only Mills Lane enjoys), and then he destroys the rest of it by punching Timberlake through the side of the head.

Fight 1: Several times throughout the fight Jamie Kennedy disguises himself as other people to prank Ali G like in his show The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Ali G's fingers and eyebrows are removed, and his stomach is slashed open by his own necklace.

Fight 2: Rob Schneider is flattened when Rodney Dangerfield successfully pulls off a Triple Lindy, the diving move he used in the movie Back to School.

Fight 1: The fighters are given spare vehicle parts to build their own deathmobiles. Xzibit is ripped in half at the torso by Paul Teutul Sr.'s mutated mustache.

Fight 2: Jack Black's head explodes after Jack and Meg White forces a tightly buttoned shirt on him.

Fight 1: Chris Farley dies out of a heart attack before the fight could even start. However, since he died before the fight officially started, Mills Lane brings him back to life over and over again. Chris Farley finally makes it to the ring and kills Horatio Sanz by pulling on his tongue until his insides come out. Also featuring Albert Einstein as a guest commentator throughout the episode.

Fight 2: Christian Bale is crushed by a giant spotlight when West flings him into the lights, which knocks them down on top of Christian.

Fight 1: William Hung attacks Ricky in a bullet time attack when the camera cuts to Nick Diamond. When it cuts back, Ricky Martin is dead, apparently from severe cuts and removal of the eyes.

Fight 2: Pamela tricks Tommy into believing she still loves him after he proposes to her again. When Tommy isn't looking, Pam crushes Tommy's head between her enormous breasts.

Fight 1: Kristin Cavallari uses her father's black American Express Card as shuriken to behead Mischa Barton.

Fight 2: Tobey Maguire is beaten up to death with his own leg removed by Jake Gyllenhaal, much to the dismay of an agitated Mills Lane.

Fight 1: Mike Jones is shredded into pieces by Paul Wall's monster chainsaw grill.

Fight 2: Steve-O is eaten alive by Andy Milonakis after dressing up as a Twinkie. Also featuring Wubbie.

Fight 1: Rodney Peete has his own leg impaled through his face by Rob Dibble. John Salley's head flies off after an uppercut from Rob Dibble and lands on a turnbuckle. Rob Dibble's arms fall off and he bleeds to death. After Mills Lane tells Chris Rose to "Stick a cork in it," after he got annoyed by Chris' chattering, Rose actually sticks a cork in his mouth, causing him to inflate. He flies up into the lights and explodes.

Fight 2: Carson Daly slices off Jimmy Kimmel's legs with the lid of a spinach can (in reference to Popeye, as it seemed Carson would eat the spinach) and then uses one of Jimmy's legs as a golf club to decapitate Jimmy. To add more golf-related puns, Jimmy Kimmel's head lands in a garbage can (a "Hole-in-one").

Fight 1: Since both Bow Wow and Romeo have dropped the "Lil'" part of their rap names when they grew up, the Deathmatch crew murdered them so they could be brought back as their "Lil'" selves with the Deathmatch time machine. Bow Wow and Romeo are both murdered before the match by the Deathmatch crew so they could be brought back as children. Lil' Romeo bleeds to death when Lil' Bow Wow chews off his genitals. Also featuring Master P, Lil' Romeo's father.

Fight 2: Lil Wayne walks past his stepfather's gun cabinets three times and shoots himself with a pistol, a machine gun, and a bazooka (all in that order). The death occurs off-screen, but Lil Wayne's charred and headless corpse is shown afterwards. Lil Wayne's death is based on him accidentally shooting himself with a gun when he was twelve.

Fight 1: Dave Chappelle has the Taco Bell chihuahua and throws the chihuahua to bite Carlos Mencia's neck. And this fight is one of the winning votes in MTV2's pre-season internet poll.

Fight 2: Ashlee shoves a stool and bucket into her Old Nose's nostrils, triggering a powerful sneeze which killed the nose. Shaun White's head is bashed in by a flying tomato, which is smashed by Shaun White's skateboard. This is another pre-season Internet poll winner.

Fight 1: Adrian Grenier is split in half at the torso when Jeremy Piven gives him a bear hug.

Fight 2: Russell Simmons is decapitated by a roundhouse kick. Also featuring God.

Fight 1: While showing Jessica Simpson the correct use of a hand grenade (she throws one without pulling out the pin), Nick Lachey pulls out the release pin and blows himself up. Also featuring Kristin Cavallari, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, and Joe Simpson.

Fight 2: 50 Cent "shoots" The Game with the nine bullets he has in his body.

Fight 1: Anna Kournikova is decapitated with a headbutt from Danica Patrick but does not die immediately. She lives long enough to lob her own head at Danica Patrick, who herself is decapitated by Anna Kournikova's projectile head.

Fight 2: Chris Pontius is torn in half and decapitated by Zupan's modified wheelchair.