| Conan | |
|---|---|
| Season 2013 | |
| Country of origin | United States |
| No. of episodes | 160 |
| Release | |
| Original network | TBS |
| Original release | January 7 – December 19, 2013 |
| Season chronology | |
This list of episodes of Conan details information on the 2013 episodes of Conan, a television program on TBS hosted by Conan O'Brien. Conan hosted shows at The Tabernacle in Atlanta, Georgia between April 1–4.[1] During the week of October 28–31, highlights of the past 20 years of Conan's show were shown.[2]
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 351 | "6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go" | January 7, 2013 | Courteney Cox, Chris D'Elia | Dan Soder | [3] |
| 352 | "The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole" | January 8, 2013 | Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Mackie | Gary Clark, Jr. | [3] |
| 353 | "Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote" | January 9, 2013 | Ricky Gervais, Deepak Chopra | Imagine Dragons | [3] |
| 354 | "Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong" | January 10, 2013 | Ryan Gosling, Kevin Hart | ZZ Ward | [3] |
| 355 | "All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off" | January 14, 2013 | Christoph Waltz, Rob Riggle | Chris Mann | [4] |
| 356 | "Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish" | January 15, 2013 | Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Teresa Palmer | Baron Vaughn | [4] |
| 357 | "The Chamomile Conundrum" | January 16, 2013 | Marion Cotillard, Jim Jefferies | Trampled by Turtles | [4] |
| 358 | "Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!" | January 17, 2013 | Martin Short, David Boreanaz | Jake Bugg | [4] |
| 359 | "Siri, Where Is My Kidney?" | January 21, 2013 | Timothy Olyphant, Busy Philipps | Coheed and Cambria | [5] |
| 360 | "The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles" | January 22, 2013 | Julia Stiles, DJ Qualls | The Lone Bellow | [5] |
| 361 | "Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening" | January 23, 2013 | Kathy Griffin, Blake Anderson | Electric Guest | [5] |
| 362 | "The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants" | January 24, 2013 | Jack McBrayer, Gemma Arterton | Mo Mandel | [5] |
| 363 | "Sweet Home Al-Jazeera" | January 28, 2013 | Emmy Rossum, Dave Franco | Los Straitjackets | [6] |
| 364 | "The Day the Mime Stood Still" | January 29, 2013 | Dax Shepard, Genesis Rodriguez | Adam Cayton-Holland | [6] |
| 365 | "Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)" | January 30, 2013 | Adam Scott, Sanjay Gupta | Ben Folds Five | [6] |
| 366 | "Occupy 'Conan': When Outsourcing Goes Too Far" | January 31, 2013 | Compilation special | N/A | [6] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 367 | "The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn" | February 4, 2013 | William H. Macy, Harland Williams | Vintage Trouble with Booker T. Jones | [7] |
| 368 | "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags" | February 5, 2013 | Jennifer Lawrence, Nick Kroll | Randy Houser | [7] |
| 369 | "Yahtzee at the OK Corral" | February 6, 2013 | Rooney Mara, Jeff Ross | Dirty Projectors | [7] |
| 370 | "The Strange Case of Case Strangerson" | February 7, 2013 | Chris Tucker, Brian Posehn | Darryl Lenox | [7] |
| 371 | "The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice" | February 11, 2013 | Don Cheadle, Bill Burr | Ed Sheeran | [8] |
| 372 | "The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication" | February 12, 2013 | Bill Maher, Celeste Anderson | Jackie Kashian | [8] |
| 373 | "The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School" | February 13, 2013 | Matthew Morrison, Kathryn Bigelow | Lupe Fiasco with Guy Sebastian | [8] |
| 374 | "Love Means Never Having to Say, 'Do You Think Your Friend Would Be into a Three-Way?'" | February 14, 2013 | Phil McGraw, Julianne Hough | The Vaccines | [8] |
| 375 | "The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery" | February 19, 2013 | Andy Samberg, Josh Hopkins | Lisa Loeb with Chad Gilbert[9] | [10] |
| 376 | "'Walka Flocka Fame,' Said the Drunk Rooster" | February 20, 2013 | Snooki and JWoww, Ken Marino | Mark Normand | [10] |
| 377 | "The Roomba with a View" | February 21, 2013 | Mila Kunis, Chris Hardwick | Family of the Year | [10] |
| 378 | "The All-Girl Sausage Party" | February 25, 2013 | Zooey Deschanel, Benjamin McKenzie | Japandroids | [11] |
| 379 | "You Have the Right to Remain Naked" | February 26, 2013 | Kevin Nealon, Nicholas Hoult | Tenacious D | [11] |
| 380 | "The Legend of Legend Cove" | February 27, 2013 | Johnny Galecki, The Miz | Hunter Hunted | [11] |
| 381 | "The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk" | February 28, 2013 | Kunal Nayyar, Julian Newman | Eugene Mirman | [11] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 382 | "Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title" | March 4, 2013 | Jane Lynch, Justin Chon | Sarah Darling | [12] |
| 383 | "Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy" | March 5, 2013 | Colin Farrell, Jenna Elfman | Frightened Rabbit | [12] |
| 384 | "The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose" | March 6, 2013 | Matthew Fox, Anthony Jeselnik | Ian Edwards | [12] |
| 385 | "A Time to Kill Time" | March 7, 2013 | James Franco, Robert Kirkman | Jamie N Commons | [12] |
| 386 | "The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances" | March 11, 2013 | Snoop Lion, Rorke Denver | Snoop Lion | [13] |
| 387 | "The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployed" | March 12, 2013 | Zach Braff, Nina Dobrev | Alex Koll | [13] |
| 388 | "Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes" | March 13, 2013 | Halle Berry, Ben Hoffman | Aimee Mann with Ted Leo[14] (before joining forces in a new band The Both) | [13] |
| 389 | "The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie" | March 14, 2013 | Steve Carell, Camilla Luddington | Luke Bryan | [13] |
| 390 | "I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins" | March 25, 2013 | Magic Johnson, Thandie Newton | Langhorne Slim | [15] |
| 391 | "The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?" | March 26, 2013 | Vanessa Hudgens, Jerry Trainor | Emily Heller | [15] |
| 392 | "The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle" | March 27, 2013 | Seth Green, Charles Phoenix | The Milk Carton Kids | [15] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 393 | "The Ginger Went Down to Georgia" | April 1, 2013 | Seth Rogen | Earthquake | [16] |
| 394 | "It's Not the Hotlanta, It's the Humidylanta" | April 2, 2013 | Paul Rudd | von Grey | [16] |
| 395 | "Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured" | April 3, 2013 | Steven Yeun | Darius Rucker | [16] |
| 396 | "The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title" | April 4, 2013 | Charles Barkley | Macklemore & Ryan Lewis | [16] |
| 397 | "The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless… Oh Wait That's a Snake" | April 8, 2013 | Adam Sandler, Molly Shannon | Nate Bargatze | [17] |
| 398 | "The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut" | April 9, 2013 | Matthew Perry, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau | Escondido | [17] |
| 399 | "Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville" | April 10, 2013 | Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Wade | The Three O'Clock | [17] |
| 400 | "Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel" | April 11, 2013 | Charlie Sheen, Tony Hale | Dropkick Murphys | [17] |
| 401 | "The Episode Title with Misplaced Emphasis" | April 15, 2013 | Chelsea Handler, James Lesure | Bengt Washburn | [18] |
| 402 | "Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer" | April 16, 2013 | Russell Brand, Jimmy Pardo | Beth Hart | [18] |
| 403 | "Django Snowchained" | April 17, 2013 | Jeff Goldblum, Tig Notaro | Fall Out Boy | [18] |
| 404 | "Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation" | April 18, 2013 | Eva Mendes, Chris Messina | Alt-J | [18] |
| 405 | "Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III" | April 29, 2013 | Brad Garrett, Amy Schumer | Old Crow Medicine Show | [19] |
| 406 | "Are You There God? It's Me, A Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services" | April 30, 2013 | Ke$ha, Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand | [A] | [19] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 407 | "Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis" | May 1, 2013 | Jon Favreau, Bo Burnham | Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real | [19] |
| 408 | "Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name" | May 2, 2013 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bob Saget | Shane Mauss | [19] |
| 409 | "The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me" | May 6, 2013 | Keith Urban, Guillermo Diaz | Jay Larson | [20] |
| 410 | "The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch" | May 7, 2013 | Edie Falco, Marc Maron | Iron & Wine | [20] |
| 411 | "Press 'Pound' for Murder" | May 8, 2013 | Simon Helberg, John Collins | Marina and the Diamonds | [20] |
| 412 | "The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige" | May 9, 2013 | Don Cheadle, Pete Holmes | RNDM | [20] |
| 413 | "There Is No 'I' in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!" | May 14, 2013 | Jennifer Love Hewitt, Justin Bartha | The Slide Brothers with Shemekia Copeland | [21] |
| 414 | "IMDbCooper" | May 15, 2013 | Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan | Beware of Darkness | [21] |
| 415 | "'Why Are You All Laughing?' Asked the Glass Blower" | May 16, 2013 | Zachary Quinto, Heather Graham | Jen Kirkman | [21] |
| 416 | "The Princess and the P. Diddy" | May 20, 2013 | Ken Jeong, Mary Lynn Rajskub | The Black Angels | [22] |
| 417 | "Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke" | May 21, 2013 | Ed Helms, Alice Eve | Cast of Workaholics | [22] |
| 418 | "The Completely Flat Man… in 3-D!!!" | May 22, 2013 | Jesse Eisenberg, J. J. Abrams | Thirty Seconds to Mars | [22] |
| 419 | "The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard" | May 23, 2013 | Vin Diesel, Steve Schirripa | The Mowgli's | [22] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 420 | "Butt-Dial M for Murder" | June 3, 2013 | Elliot Page, Craig Robinson | Myq Kaplan | [23] |
| 421 | "The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas" | June 4, 2013 | Nick Offerman, Lena Headey | Divine Fits | [23] |
| 422 | "The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes the Wallflowers" | June 5, 2013 | Alexander Skarsgård, George R. R. Martin | Houndmouth | [23] |
| 423 | "Alien Meets the Fokkers" | June 6, 2013 | Danny McBride, Giada De Laurentiis | Capital Cities | [23] |
| 424 | "The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad" | June 10, 2013 | Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, Maria Menounos | New Politics | [24] |
| 425 | "Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing" | June 11, 2013 | Jonah Hill, Ice-T and Coco Austin | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. | [24] |
| 426 | "Escape from Podcast Mountain" | June 12, 2013 | Nathan Fillion, Bret Michaels | Erik Charles Nielsen | [24] |
| 427 | "The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6" | June 13, 2013 | Usher, Eesha Khare | She & Him | [24] |
| 428 | "The Announcer Who Reapted Himself. The Announcer Who Reapted Himself." | June 24, 2013 | Sharon Osbourne, Sasha Alexander | Roy Wood, Jr. | [25] |
| 429 | "The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest" | June 25, 2013 | Heather Locklear, Nick Swardson | Mavis Staples | [25] |
| 430 | "Never Name Your Daughter Dilda" | June 26, 2013 | Elijah Wood, Chris Bosh, Bill Burr | Ryan Bingham | [25] |
| 431 | "The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!" | June 27, 2013 | Kevin Hart, Chris Kluwe | Eve | [25] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 432 | "The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy" | July 8, 2013 | Armie Hammer, Angie Harmon | Brent Morin | [26] |
| 433 | "When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer." | July 9, 2013 | Mary-Louise Parker, Breckin Meyer | Portugal. The Man | [26] |
| 434 | "My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" | July 10, 2013 | Kevin Bacon, Charlie Hunnam | Bernhoft | [26] |
| 435 | "The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One 'Steve'" | July 11, 2013 | John Malkovich, Derek Waters | Skillet | [26] |
| 436 | "The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie" | July 15, 2013 | Charlie Day, Brittney Griner | The Neighbourhood | [27] |
| 437 | "There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm" | July 16, 2013 | Howie Mandel, Professor Brian Cox | Mikal Cronin | [27] |
| 438 | "Zero on the Richter Scale" | July 17, 2013 | Noah Wyle, Ben Schwartz | Pretty Lights with Talib Kweli | [27] |
| 439 | "Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S" | July 18, 2013 | Jeff Garlin, Olivia Munn, Pete Holmes | N/A | [27] |
| 440 | "99% Effort, 1% Milk." | July 22, 2013 | Bill Hader, Lake Bell | Jimmy Eat World | [28] |
| 441 | "Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters" | July 23, 2013 | Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani | The 1975 | [28] |
| 442 | "'What Is Jeopardy?' Said the Senile Alex Trebek" | July 24, 2013 | Aaron Paul, Nick Frost | Bastille | [28] |
| 443 | "Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy" | July 25, 2013 | Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard | Dwayne Perkins | [28] |
| 444 | "Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes" | July 29, 2013 | Eric McCormack, Mitchie Brusco | Franz Ferdinand | [29] |
| 445 | "One If By Land, Two If By Jetski" | July 30, 2013 | Neil Patrick Harris, Shailene Woodley | Dan St. Germain | [29] |
| 446 | "Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge" | July 31, 2013 | Kevin Nealon, Michael B. Jordan | Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros | [29] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 447 | "My Big Fat Greek Landlord" | August 1, 2013 | Rebecca Romijn, Darren Criss | Tom Odell | [29] |
| 448 | "Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening" | August 5, 2013 | Lisa Kudrow, Diego Luna | Florida Georgia Line | [30] |
| 449 | "Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in 'Conan' show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)" | August 6, 2013 | Steve Martin and Edie Brickell, Leven Rambin | Steve Martin and Edie Brickell | [30] |
| 450 | "Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warming" | August 7, 2013 | Sharon Stone, Anthony Jeselnik | Julian McCullough | [30] |
| 451 | "The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference" | August 8, 2013 | Jennifer Aniston, Paul Scheer | Twenty One Pilots | [30] |
| 452 | "Now You See Me, Now You Put on Your Glasses and See Me Better." | August 12, 2013 | Val Kilmer, Amber Heard | Paramore | [31] |
| 453 | "Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D" | August 13, 2013 | Liam Hemsworth, Chloë Grace Moretz | J. Cole | [31] |
| 454 | "The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One" | August 14, 2013 | Eric Bana, Josh Gad | The National | [31] |
| 455 | "Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas" | August 15, 2013 | Harrison Ford, Donald Faison | Kurt Braunohler | [31] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 456 | "The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched" | September 3, 2013 | Jason Biggs, Alison Pill | Rory Scovel | [32] |
| 457 | "The Self-Centered Man Who Called It 'MeTube'" | September 4, 2013 | Mike Tyson, Katie Aselton | Spin Doctors | [32] |
| 458 | "DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 Angry Men" | September 5, 2013 | Carl Reiner, Cheryl Hines | Delta Rae | [32] |
| 459 | "The Evil 'S' Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter" | September 9, 2013 | Patton Oswalt, Robert Reich | Tony Deyo | [33] |
| 460 | "A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change" | September 10, 2013 | Simon Pegg, Martin Riese | Local Natives | [33] |
| 461 | "The Man Who Would Be King, But Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead." | September 11, 2013 | Rose Byrne, Ike Barinholtz | Gov't Mule | [33] |
| 462 | "Nurder, She Wrote Without Proofreading" | September 12, 2013 | Key and Peele, Charlyne Yi | Wavves | [33] |
| 463 | "Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango" | September 16, 2013 | Zooey Deschanel, Kirk Fox | Jason Isbell | [34] |
| 464 | "The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In" | September 17, 2013 | Diane Kruger, Stephen Rannazzisi | Atlas Genius | [34] |
| 465 | "Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills" | September 18, 2013 | Seth Green, Lizzy Caplan | Sammy Obeid | [34] |
| 466 | "The Fast and the Bi-Curious" | September 19, 2013 | Louis C.K. | Thompson Square | [34] |
| 467 | "Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White" | September 23, 2013 | The Cast and Creator of Breaking Bad | Los Cuates de Sinaloa | [35] |
| 468 | "Now is the Winter of Our Disco Tent" | September 24, 2013 | Jane Lynch, Natasha Lyonne | Mike Lawrence | [35] |
| 469 | "The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album" | September 25, 2013 | The Cast and Creators of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Melissa Rauch | Deer Tick | [35] |
| 470 | "Word is a Four-Letter Word" | September 26, 2013 | Andy Samberg, Slash | Slash and Myles Kennedy | [35] |
| 471 | "The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle of" | September 30, 2013 | Demi Lovato, J. B. Smoove | Moby | [36] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 472 | "Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home" | October 1, 2013 | Adam Scott, Hannah Simone | Jake Bugg | [36] |
| 473 | "Font Wars: Helvetica vs. Calibri Part 3" | October 2, 2013 | CeeLo Green, Stephen Merchant | Goodie Mob | [36] |
| 474 | "A Word-for-Word Re-Enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode" | October 3, 2013 | Jerry O'Connell, Lauren Cohan | Erin Foley | [36] |
| 475 | "Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper" | October 14, 2013 | Steven Yeun, Eric André | Aparna Nancherla | [37] |
| 476 | "The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined" | October 15, 2013 | Rebel Wilson, Samantha Gordon | Jake Owen | [37] |
| 477 | "Throwing Shade Since 1993" | October 16, 2013 | Ke$ha, Jesse Bering | Fitz and the Tantrums | [37] |
| 478 | "[Tonight's Episode] Is Not in Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme." | October 17, 2013 | Jared Leto, Kaitlin Olson, Dave "Gruber" Allen as Pope Francis | Ricky Skaggs and Bruce Hornsby | [37] |
| 479 | "Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men" | October 21, 2013 | Ethan Hawke, Pete Holmes | Tedeschi Trucks Band | [38] |
| 480 | "The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That 'Good at Math' Stereotype" | October 22, 2013 | Michael C. Hall, Jeb Corliss | Sam Simmons | [38] |
| 481 | "The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of 'Brokeback Mountain'" | October 23, 2013 | Anna Faris, Jackson Nicoll | Okkervil River | [38] |
| 482 | "Microwaving Fish at Work is a War Crime" | October 24, 2013 | Megan Mullally, Adam DeVine | Lindsey Stirling | [38] |
| 483 | "Please Wait While Your Show Title is Being Processed" | October 28, 2013 | Steven Wright | N/A | [39] |
| 484 | "Two Decades, Two Laughs" | October 29, 2013 | Queen Latifah, Asa Butterfield | N/A | [39] |
| 485 | "A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences" | October 30, 2013 | Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson | Queens of the Stone Age | [39] |
| 486 | "That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years" | October 31, 2013 | Rachel McAdams, Norman Reedus | N/A | [39] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 487 | "CDLXXXVII for My Roman Peeps" | November 4, 2013 | Kevin Kline, Brie Larson | King Krule | [40] |
| 488 | "The Aqua-Boy Who Cried 'Squid!'" | November 5, 2013 | Shane Victorino and Jonny Gomes, Artie Lange | Johnny Marr | [40] |
| 489 | "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Your Bloodstream and Eventually Spreads to Your Wife" | November 6, 2013 | Aziz Ansari, Deepak Chopra | Adam Yenser | [40] |
| 490 | "Less Rock, More Talk" | November 7, 2013 | Chris Hemsworth, Marc Maron | Gavin DeGraw | [40] |
| 491 | "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings: He Made a Deal with the D.A." | November 11, 2013 | Jon Cryer, Chris Hadfield | Avril Lavigne | [41] |
| 492 | "The Vegan Zombie Who Only Ate Brainfurky" | November 12, 2013 | Dax Shepard, Regina Hall | Sean Patton | [41] |
| 493 | "In the Kingdom of the Blind, I Don't Have to Wear Pants" | November 13, 2013 | Will Arnett, Jim Gaffigan | M.I.A. | [41] |
| 494 | "James and the Giant Peach Test the Limits of Unconventional Love" | November 14, 2013 | Melissa McCarthy and Billy Gardell, Chris Elliott | Yuna | [41] |
| 495 | "That Which Doesn't Kill You Will Regroup and Try Again Tomorrow" | November 18, 2013 | Eric Stonestreet, David Morrissey | Reggie Watts | [42] |
| 496 | "Tony Danza's Incredibly Inaccurate Book About Feudal Japan" | November 19, 2013 | Paulina Rubio and Simon Cowell, Jimmy Pardo | Lissie | [42] |
| 497 | "You'd Look Good in Burgundy, But Burgundy Would Look Better in You" | November 20, 2013 | Ron Burgundy | Jessie Ware | [42] |
| 498 | "The One Where Andy Goes Full-On Rob Ford" | November 21, 2013 | James Franco, Neal McDonough | Nicki Bluhm and the Gramblers | [42] |
| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 499 | "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because There is a Murderer on the Loose" | December 2, 2013 | Casey Affleck, Chris D'Elia | Jay Larson | [43] |
| 500 | "The 'I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt' Guy Rethinks His Position" | December 3, 2013 | Will Forte, Felicity Jones | Dawes | [43] |
| 501 | "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I Made It Out of Thermoplastic High Density Polypropylene" | December 4, 2013 | Ben Stiller, Evangeline Lilly | The Wild Feathers | [43] |
| 502 | "All the President's 'Meh'" | December 5, 2013 | Jim Parsons, Steve Coogan | Daniel Sloss | [43] |
| 503 | "The Surprisingly Peaceful Life of Steve Violent" | December 9, 2013 | Snoop Dogg, Mike Birbiglia | 7 Days of Funk with Snoopzilla and Dâm-Funk | [44] |
| 504 | "'Tis the Season to Use the Word 'Tis" | December 10, 2013 | Jason Schwartzman, Columbus Short | Pentatonix | [44] |
| 505 | "The Typo That Saved Christmaf" | December 11, 2013 | Benedict Cumberbatch, George Takei | John Legend | [44] |
| 506 | "'Twas the Fortnight Minus One Night Before Christmas" | December 12, 2013 | Adam Levine, Tim Conway | Lee Ranaldo and the Dust | [44] |
| 507 | "Santa's Undocumented Helpers" | December 16, 2013 | Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Barkhad Abdi | Tom Papa | [45] |
| 508 | "If Visions of Sugarplums Last More Than 4 Hours, Please Call Your Physician" | December 17, 2013 | Tom Hanks | The Head and the Heart | [45] |
| 509 | "Gold, Frankincense and Murder" | December 18, 2013 | Jennifer Lawrence, Bob Odenkirk | Bad Religion | [45] |
| 510 | "Agnostic Santa and the Secular Humanist Christmas" | December 19, 2013 | Christina Applegate, Skylar Astin | Young the Giant | [45] |