The Beverly Hillbillies is an American sitcom that aired on CBS from September 26, 1962, to March 23, 1971. Originally filmed in black and white for the first three seasons (1962–1965), the first color-filmed episode ("Admiral Jed Clampett") was aired on September 15, 1965, and all subsequent episodes from 1965 to 1971 were filmed in color. During its nine-season run, 274 episodes aired—106 in black-and-white, 168 in color. In its first two seasons, The Beverly Hillbillies was the #1 television program.[1]
| Season | Episodes | Originally aired | Rank | Rating | ||
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| First aired | Last aired | |||||
| 1 | 36 | September 26, 1962 | May 29, 1963 | 1 | 36.0 | |
| 2 | 36 | September 25, 1963 | June 10, 1964 | 1 | 39.1 | |
| 3 | 34 | September 23, 1964 | June 9, 1965 | 12 | 25.6 | |
| 4 | 32 | September 15, 1965 | May 18, 1966 | 7 | 25.9[2] | |
| 5 | 30 | September 14, 1966 | April 19, 1967 | 7 | 23.4[3] | |
| 6 | 30 | September 6, 1967 | April 3, 1968 | 12 | 23.3 | |
| 7 | 26 | September 25, 1968 | March 26, 1969 | 10 | 23.5 | |
| 8 | 26 | September 24, 1969 | March 18, 1970 | 18 | 21.7 | |
| 9 | 24 | September 15, 1970 | March 23, 1971 | — | — | |
All episodes in black-and-white
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 1 | 1 | "The Clampetts Strike Oil" | Ralph Levy | Paul Henning | September 26, 1962 | 1–1 |
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The pilot starts after the theme song when Jed struck oil in his Lake. A rural Ozark family relocates to Beverly Hills after oil is discovered on their property worth $25 million. Elly May (Donna Douglas) brings a Geologist (Ron Hagerthy) back to the cabin. He tells Jed that there's oil on his land and he leaves for Tulsa. Later, Cousin Pearl (Bea Benaderet) and her son Jethro (Max Baer Jr.) arrive. Jed tells Pearl that a Mr. Brewster (Frank Wilcox) of the OK Oil Company offered to buy his land. Pearl tries to explain to Jed that he is now a rich man. She tells him that he should move to Beverly Hills. Mr. Brewster comes by and also says Beverly Hills would be a nice place to live. He could have a bank out there find a home for Jed. The family and Jethro drive out to California. Jed's $25 million has been deposited in the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills. Bank President Milburn Drysdale (Raymond Bailey) buys the mansion next to his for the Clampetts. The Clampetts arrive at their mansion. They mistake their new home for a prison and the groundskeepers for prisoners. The family is arrested because of a case of mistaken identity. After he realizes who they are, Drysdale has the family released from jail. Drysdale drives them back to the mansion, but still thinking it's a prison, the family runs away. Robert Osborne as Jeff Taylor. Note: Home media releases also include an alternative, unaired version of the pilot entitled "The Hillbillies of Beverly Hills". | ||||||
| 2 | 2 | "Getting Settled" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | October 3, 1962 | 1–2 |
| Mr. Drysdale shows the Clampetts the inside of their mansion. Drysdale says that Miss Jane Hathaway (Nancy Kulp), his executive secretary, will come by to help with hiring of the staff. Jethro asks Jed when he can taste Granny's moonshine and Jed says on his wedding day. Elly sees a telephone pole and thinks it can be used for fire wood. Elly and Jethro have a scuffle and she pins him down. Jed has a talk with Elly about acting and dressing more like a lady. Jed says he raised her like a boy and he's sorry he did. The Clampetts have to adjust to things such as refrigerators, ovens and the "cement pond" (swimming pool). Jethro also encounters a flamingo that he thinks is a chicken and tries describing it to the family. This causes Jed to suspect Jethro has been sneaking drinks of moonshine. Miss Jane arrives and thinks Elly is part of the "domestic" help. Jed and Jethro mistake a croquet ball for an egg. Miss Jane thinks Jed is the gardener, Granny the cook and Jethro the chauffeur. Things get confusing and Miss Jane tries to fire them. Drysdale comes by and explains to her that they are the Clampetts. | ||||||
| 3 | 3 | "Meanwhile, Back at the Cabin" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | October 10, 1962 | 1–3 |
| Jed tells Mr. Drysdale that Cousin Pearl is taking care of his old cabin. Back at the cabin, Mr.Brewster tells Pearl that everyone arrived in Beverly Hills. He shows Pearl pictures of the mansion. Because she can't find a pump in the house, Granny thinks the only water they have is in the cement pond. Mr. Brewster offers to drive Pearl to the nearest phone so she can call Jed. During the drive, Pearl keeps trying to gain the attention of Mr. Brewster. Miss Jane comes by the mansion and finds Elly taking a bath in a wooden tub. Miss Jane tries to tell Granny that there are bath tubs upstairs. Granny says that they figured the upstairs belonged to someone else. Jethro tells Jed about his experience with a girl back in the hills. Jed is surprised when the story is more about cookies than anything else. Elly won't wear any of the clothes that Miss Jane brought. She thinks that a brassiere is a slingshot. Jed thinks that he's found a lot of water under his front lawn, not knowing that there is a sprinkler system there. | ||||||
| 4 | 4 | "The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | October 17, 1962 | 1–4 |
| Due to a misunderstanding of something Mr. Drysdale said, Jed believes Mrs. Drysdale (Harriet MacGibbon) is a drinking woman. Margaret Drysdale is in Boston hoping to get cured of her ailment, but the doctors insist there's nothing wrong with her. Something Drysdale tells Granny reinforces the notion that Margaret is a drunk. Drysdale is at the Clampetts showing them how to use the phone when Margaret calls there. She has learned that the Clampetts have moved in next door to her and she wants to meet them to make sure they are the right type of people. Milburn tells her to stay in Boston. Miss Jane tells Drysdale that Margaret is on her way home. He sets Miss Jane on a plan to get them to go to Palm Springs for a few days. Elly is wearing a bathing suit and Jed and Granny are surprised at how small it is. Miss Jane suggests that Elly enter a "Princess of Palm Springs" beauty contest. Miss Jane lets it slip that Milburn wants them to go to Palm Springs so Margaret doesn't meet them yet. As a favor to Drysdale, they will go. Thinking the Clampetts are gone, Milburn arrives at the mansion with Margaret. She sees Jethro with a shot gun and faints. Jed and Granny see her passed out in the car and think she's drunk. | ||||||
| 5 | 5 | "Jed Buys Stock" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | October 24, 1962 | 1–5 |
| Jed tells Jethro and Elly that they think Mrs. Drysdale is a heavy drinker. Meanwhile, Miss Jane tells Drysdale that the Clampetts have still agreed to go to Palm Springs. That will give him time to send Margaret back to Boston. Upon Mr. Drysdale's advice to buy good stock, Jed wants to purchase cows, pigs, and chickens to raise. Jed tries to buy the animals over the phone. Jed does get the animals and keeps them in the tennis court. Granny prepares her special mash to help cure Mrs. Drysdale of her drinking problem. Granny and Elly give the mash to a confused Ravenswood (Arthur Gould-Porter), the Drysdale's butler. Marie (Sirry Steffen), the Drysdale's maid, gives the mash to Milburn. Drysdale hears the animals and races over to the Clampetts. Drysdale tries to keep Margaret from hearing the animals. The Clampetts try to get some goat's milk to Margaret, because she's supposed to have that after the mash. Mrs. Drysdale is convinced she's imagining things, because she sees Granny hovering outside her window and sees a goat and a chicken in her bathroom. She decides to see the doctors in Boston. | ||||||
| 6 | 6 | "Trick or Treat" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | October 31, 1962 | 1–6 |
| Jed tells Jethro that he invited his mother Pearl and his sister Jethrine (Max Baer Jr., voiced by Linda Kaye Henning) to come for a visit. Granny believes Pearl is too busy trying to win over Mr. John Brewster to come and visit. Back in the hills, Pearl introduces Jethrine to John and keeps flirting with him. Granny wants to go home because folks are so unfriendly and no one has come to call. Jed wants to stay because Elly wore a dress today and he thinks Beverly Hills is good for her. Elly comes home with her dress all muddied up. She says because it was a ball gown, she went and played football with some boys. Back in the hills, John asks Pearl if she's going to visit Jed. Pearl, because she wants to stay with him, tells John she's so busy here. Wanting to find a man for Jethrine, Pearl asks John about the single men that are working for him. Jasper 'Jazzbo' Depew (Phil Gordon) drives up and starts talking to Jethrine. He wants to sell her a French Garter, but she misunderstands and carries him off. Jed convinces Granny that they should call on their neighbors. The first house they visit, Governess Agnes (Shirley Mitchell) invites them in. The Clampetts don't know it's Halloween and Agnes thinks they're trick or treating as hillbillies. She gives them some treats. Granny and Jed see the two children of the house in their costumes. They feel bad because the children are so ugly. The Clampetts visit several more homes and find that people welcome them and give them all manner of gifts. Teddy Eccles as Little Boy. | ||||||
| 7 | 7 | "The Servants" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | November 7, 1962 | 1–7 |
| Jed and Granny would like to see Elly wear some of the dresses that Miss Jane got her. She'll do it, but says Jethro better not make fun of her. Jethro does and Elly tackles him. Meanwhile, Drysdale would like to get the Clampetts used to having some servants. Drysdale talks Jed into taking in his butler Ravenswood and upstairs girl Marie as a favor. Jed and Granny believe that Ravenswood is Margaret's relative and that Marie is her daughter. When Ravenswood sees Jethro again, he runs away and Drysdale goes after him. Miss Jane introduces Marie and learns that Granny's last name is Moses. Miss Jane has a plan to get the Clampetts used to city clothes by painting a portrait of them. Something Jed says about Ravenswood makes Granny think she's an unwanted relative. When Ravenswood sees Elly in a dress and calls her a beautiful city girl, Elly takes it as an insult and starts to chase him. | ||||||
| 8 | 8 | "Jethro Goes to School" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | November 14, 1962 | 1–8 |
| The Clampetts get a letter from Pearl. She asks if Jethro is in school yet. Back in the hills, Pearl continues to pursue Mr. Brewster. She tells him that one of his employees, Jasper Depew, has made advances towards Jethrine. Brewster says he has no one with that name working for him. Jasper comes by, sings to Jethrine and she carrys him away. Back at the mansion, Jed says he needs to get Jethro in school. He hopes to enroll Jethro at an exclusive Beverly Hills elementary school. When the headmistress, Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts (Eleanor Audley), sees Jed and Jethro, she thinks someone is playing a practical joke on her. And she also doesn't realize that Jethro is who Jed wants to enroll. Jed tells her he's a neighbor of Mr. Drysdale. After calling Drysdale, who holds the mortgage on the school, she finds out Jed is rich and she warms up to the idea of enrolling a Clampett boy. Millicent gives Jed a little boys uniform for Jethro to wear. There is a bit of a shock when Millicent comes by to pick up Jethro the next day and realizes who will be her new fifth grader. Lisa Davis as Diana. | ||||||
| 9 | 9 | "Elly's First Date" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | November 21, 1962 | 1–9 |
| Mr. Drysdale has told Jed that Margaret's son, Sonny Drysdale (Louis Nye), will be courting Elly. Sonny tells his mother that he won't do it. But then he sees Elly by the pool and sees how pretty she is. Meanwhile, Jed tries to explain courting to Elly. Granny tells Jed about her experience grocery shopping for Thanksgiving. Sonny drives up to the Clampett mansion and parks next to their truck. He asks Jethro to move the truck because it spoils the look of his car. Jethro thinks he's talking about Sonny's car and Jed helps him move it away. Sonny gives Elly a present. She thinks it's going to be candy, but it turns out to be a picture of Sonny. Sonny goes to kiss Elly's hand. She thinks he's going to bite her and she flips him over. He leaves and when he can't find his car, he goes running home screaming for his mother. Granny wants to start feuding with the Drysdale's. In an attempt to smooth things over, Jed invites the Drysdales for Thanksgiving. | ||||||
| 10 | 10 | "Pygmalion and Elly" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | November 28, 1962 | 1–10 |
| Jed is not happy about Granny wanting to cut his hair. Sonny continues to court Elly by playing Julius Caesar. Elly misunderstands something Sonny says and pushes him into the pool. Sonny decides he needs to be Pygmalion to Elly's Galatea and remake her from a hillbilly into a woman of society. Miss Jane comes by the mansion and Jed tells her that Granny is going to make a love charm for Elly. Miss Jane believes that charms are just superstition. Sonny comes by and tries to teach Elly some etiquette. Jed is watching from another room and thinks there's something wrong with Sonny. Granny gives Miss Jane a love charm and when Jethro shows up, Jane thinks it worked. Granny thinks that Elly's love charm was too strong and tries to give Sonny an antidote. Later, Granny gives Jed a love charm. Mrs. Drysdale is looking for Sonny. Jed and Granny misunderstand and think that Margaret is after Jed. Sonny comes out dressed as a hillbilly. | ||||||
| 11 | 11 | "Elly Races Jethrine" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | December 5, 1962 | 1–11 |
| When Sonny says he'll give Elly a ring tomorrow, Granny thinks he's going to propose. Sonny actually meant he'd call Elly. Jed thinks Elly will beat Jethrine to the alter. Meanwhile, Pearl sees pictures of Elly and Sonny that Jed had sent her. Pearl wonders why things haven't progressed further between Jethrine and Jasper Depew. Sonny comes by to take Elly for a drive. Back in Sonny's room, he's trying to court Elly, but she isn't quite understanding. Jethrine is nervous about Jasper coming over. Pearl gives her some elderberry wine to calm her down. Jasper comes over and Jethrine just sits there while he plays the pump organ. It's getting late and Granny wonders what's going on with Elly and Sonny. The two show up and Sonny again says he'll give Elly a ring in the morning. Jed has a talk about marriage with Elly. Granny talks to Sonny and he mentions that Elly can't dance. Jasper wants to dance with Jethrine, but she's in a daze from the wine. Back at the mansion, Jed, Granny, Elly and Sonny are square dancing. Jethro asks why they're dancing and Granny says they're celebrating Elly marrying Sonny. Sonny runs home screaming for his mother. | ||||||
| 12 | 12 | "The Great Feud" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | December 12, 1962 | 1–12 |
| The Clampett clan takes great offense when Sonny jilts Elly, and they want to start a feud with the Drysdales to avenge their kinfolk's honor. Jed and Jethro drive to the Commerce Bank. Jethro brought a shot gun with him, but Jed takes it away. Jed brings the gun with him into the bank. Everyone thinks he's a robber and he gets arrested. Granny thinks the Drysdale's took Jed, so she decides to take one of the Drysdale's. When they get to the house, Jethro tries to take Marie the maid. Granny takes Ravenswood instead. At the jail, two psychiatrists (Lyle Talbot and Ken Drake) are interviewing Jed. The men have a confusing conversation with Jed. Drysdale and Miss Jane arrive at the jail. When Drysdale tells the men Jed has 25 million in his bank, the psychiatrists think Drysdale's crazy. Drysdale does get Jed freed and Jed tells him about Sonny. Drysdale says he will get Sonny to propose. Drysdale, Miss Jane and Jed arrive at the Clampett's gate and Granny starts shooting. The three go to Drysdale's mansion. Things eventually get straightened out when Elly says she doesn't want to marry Sonny. | ||||||
| 13 | 13 | "Home for Christmas" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | December 19, 1962 | 1–13 |
| The Clampetts plan to drive back to the cabin for Christmas. Drysdale arranges for them to take their first plane flight back home. They think the plane is a large bus. They're surprised when the plane leaves the ground. Meanwhile, back at in the hills, Homer Winch (Paul Winchell), a man who has desires for Pearl, comes to her house. He mentions that Mr. Brewster is at Jed's cabin. Pearl goes to see Brewster and cooks up a feast for him. She then proceeds to spruce up the cabin. Mr. Brewster insults Pearl when he asks her to be his housekeeper in Tulsa, while she thought it was going to be a proposal. She says she's going to visit Jed for Christmas and tell Jed how he misled her. The Clampetts are sleeping on the plane and the stewardesses start showing a cowboy film. They wake up and think they're on the ground chasing the cowboys. Drysdale calls Brewster and tells him he needs to keep Pearl there so as not to spoil Jed's Christmas surprise. Brewster goes to see Pearl and tries to keep her at home without leading her on. Just then the Clampetts show up. Everyone sings Christmas carols. Eilene Janssen as First Airline Stewardess. | ||||||
| 14 | 14 | "No Place Like Home" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | December 26, 1962 | 1–14 |
| The Clampetts are back at their old cabin. Jed tells John Brewster how his Grandfather built the cabin. While the Clampetts are staying in the cabin, Mr. Brewster needs a place to stay. Pearl finds a way to have him stay at her place. Elly May bonds with her old animal friends. Jed tells Elly that they're going to Pearl's for dinner. Then they'll go to the movie house where Pearl will play the piano for the "new" movie in town (the silent version of Ben Hur). Before the movie is to start, Pearl introduces John to the audience. A jealous Homer Winch tries to throw a tomato at John but hits the movie screen. Pearl then introduces the Clampetts and Granny shows off her mink coat. The advertisements before the movie are about Pearl and then a wedding chapel. Pearl looks at John and makes him uneasy. After the movie when the lights come up, they notice that Mr. Brewster is gone. Homer declares his love for Pearl and asks her to marry him. Jethrine comes in carrying Brewster and he denies trying to sneak out. The next morning, Granny says she wants to go back to Beverly Hills because she had to share the bed with Elly and her critters. And a mother eagle took Granny's mink for her nest. | ||||||
| 15 | 15 | "Jed Rescues Pearl" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | January 2, 1963 | 1–15 |
| Jethro wants to go back to the mansion. Jed says they have to stay until Pearl wins over John Brewster. Meanwhile, Pearl sings for John and he tells her he used to do some acting when he was younger. He performs a piece from Romeo and Juliet. The next morning Pearl comes by the Clampett cabin crying. She didn't get John to propose to her. John tells Jed that he doesn't want to get married, but the whole county knows that Cousin Pearl had her heart set for him. Jed comes up with a plan for her to save face by having Mr. Brewster propose in public and then have her turn him down. And they have to make Elverna Bradshaw (Elvia Allman) believe it. John thinks they should do it in the town theater. Elverna comes by Pearl's house and gives her a hard time about Mr. Brewster. That night, everyone is at the theater. John makes his entrance. Jed didn't count on Mr. Brewster's background in acting and him making a huge production out of the proposal. Mr. Brewster does such a convincing job that Pearl, after repeatedly saying no, then says yes. | ||||||
| 16 | 16 | "Back to Californy" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | January 9, 1963 | 1–16 |
| The Clampetts pack up to return to Beverly Hills. Jed tells Mr. Brewster that Pearl and Jethrine are coming with for a visit. Jed finds Elly saying goodbye to her critters. Meanwhile, Pearl finds that Jethrine has packed Jazzbo Depew in a large trunk to take with. Jazzbo tries to explain to Jethrine that he can't leave his business now. Mr. Brewster comes by and thanks Pearl for breaking off their engagement. Back in Beverly Hills, Miss Jane dresses the vamp to meet Jethro at the airport. Drysdale welcomes the family at the airport. Jethro doesn't recognize Miss Jane and she pretends to be a Gypsy woman. At the mansion, Pearl annoys Granny with her talk about things needing cleaning around the place. Pearl does other things to annoy Granny. Jethro and Miss Jane arrive. The feuding starts between Granny and Pearl over who's running Granny's kitchen. Gloria Marshall as Airline Hostess. | ||||||
| 17 | 17 | "Jed's Dilemma" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | January 16, 1963 | 1–17 |
| Granny and Cousin Pearl are at each other's throats over who's going to take care of cooking and the house. Jethrine is singing and Granny tells Pearl she sounds like she's sick. Jed tries to calm things down by taking the family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills. But the truck is out of gas. Jed puts some of Granny's moonshine in the truck just so they can get to a gas station. While driving around town, Granny continues to insult Pearl. They drive past a silent movie theater with some wax figurines outside. They think the figurines are real movie stars. Back at the mansion, Granny and Pearl fight over who's going to prepare some food. Jed tries to get the two to make up, but it doesn't work. Jed suggests Pearl go swimming with Elly and Jethro. There's a barbecue grill by the pool and Pearl wants to do some cooking. Meanwhile, Jed and Jethrine sing Dixie, then Jed does some dancing. Granny finishes cooking some food, but everyone has already eaten Pearl's food. Granny pushes Pearl and the grill into the pool. | ||||||
| 18 | 18 | "Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | January 23, 1963 | 1–18 |
| Granny and Pearl are still fighting. Jed tries to convince Pearl that with her talent for yodeling and piano playing she should be trying to get a man instead of wasting time in the kitchen. Jed tells Pearl how much Mr. Drysdale enjoyed her singing when he was over for dinner. Drysdale tells Miss Jane how annoying Pearl's yodeling is. Margaret wants to go to a health farm saying Milburn is "going to have a new wife" when she returns. Miss Jane suggests that Drysdale hire Pearl to be his housekeeper while Margaret is away. When Drysdale asks Pearl to take care of his house, she thinks he's interested in her. As she's leaving, Margaret tells Jed and Granny that Milburn will soon have a new wife. The Clampett's now think that Drysdale wants to marry Pearl. Jed tells Pearl that Drysdale is married. Jed talks to Drysdale and because of a misunderstanding, Jed believes he'd even be willing to marry Granny. Jed comes up with a plan to "save" the Drysdale's marriage. | ||||||
| 19 | 19 | "Elly's Animals" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | January 30, 1963 | 1–19 |
| Pearl is going to start giving music lessons. This will include piano, singing and yodeling. Pearl's yodeling drives Duke the dog over to the Drysdale's mansion. At the bank, Margaret tells Milburn that she called the dog catcher on Duke. Plus, she called the police on Pearl for her yodeling. The police arrive at the mansion. Miss Jane tells Drysdale that Elly followed the dog catcher to the pound and beat everyone up. At the pound, Frank (Karl Lukas) and Joe (Peter Leeds) tell Miss Jane what Elly did. Elly has Miss Jane bring her and all the dogs at the pound back to the mansion. Sergeant Dean (Eddie Dean) tells Officer Kelly (Brian Kelly) that he met a bunch of nice people in the mansion. The Sergeant then starts yodeling. Later, Pearl's yodeling starts the dogs howling again. The two policemen show up again. This time Officer Kelly says he'll do the talking. But when he sees Elly by the pool, he is quite smitten with her and does nothing about the dogs. | ||||||
| 20 | 20 | "Jed Throws a Wingding" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | February 6, 1963 | 1–20 |
| The Clampett's get a letter saying that Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs are coming to Beverly Hills. Granny thinks they're coming to see Pearl as the two were former suitors of hers. They then think that one of them will propose as the letter mentions an engagement. But, the duo were actually referring to a concert they have in the Los Angeles area. And in fact, they are already married to Louise Scruggs (Midge Ware) and Gladys Flatt (Joi Lansing). Jed plans to throw a wingding for the men that evening. Knowing that Lester and Earl had a thing for Pearl, Louise and Gladys arrive at the mansion to look Pearl over. The ladies pretend to be cosmetics saleswomen. They see Granny and hope that she is Pearl. But then they see Elly and thinking she is Pearl, they leave to go to the beauty parlor. That evening, because their wives are still at the beauty parlor, Lester and Earl arrive without them. The wingding starts and everyone is dancing. They were going to have dinner, but Elly's critters ate all the food. The duo play music for the Clampetts. Pearl decides she can't marry either one because she doesn't want to break up their act. Lester and Earl leave to pick up their wives. When they come back, Jed and Pearl think the men got married on the rebound. | ||||||
| 21 | 21 | "Jed Plays Solomon" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | February 13, 1963 | 1–21 |
| Granny's been letting Elly's dogs go after Pearl every time she yodels. Jed catches Granny and makes her stop. So now Granny calls the police. Sergeant Dean and Officer Kelly arrive at the mansion again. Dean really likes Pearl's yodeling and joins her in song. Kelly is still fond of Elly and goes to see her by the pond. Elly is putting firewood under Granny's still. Kelly doesn't know what a still is, but he tells Elly she shouldn't have an open fire in the yard. When Dean takes Pearl outside to the squad car, Granny thinks she got Pearl in trouble and becomes sad and contrite. Kelly describes what he saw to Dean and Dean says it's for making moonshine. Granny continues to apologize to Pearl. Dean and Kelly figure Granny doesn't know it's illegal to run a still. Granny hears the men talking. She misunderstands and thinks Pearl turned her in. To protect Granny, Jed, Elly and Jethro each say the still is theirs to Dean and Kelly. The men won't do anything if Granny promises to stop making moonshine. | ||||||
| 22 | 22 | "Duke Steals a Wife" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | February 20, 1963 | 1–22 |
| Granny says Jed and Duke his dog are both down without a woman in their lives. Mrs. Drysdale tells Milburn that her dog Claude is getting married. She's having the dog and it's owner flown in from Paris. French woman Mlle. Denise (Narda Onyx) and her poodle Colette arrive at the Clampett mansion. Mlle. Denise speaks very little English, but she manages to ask Jed where the Drysdale home is. While they are talking, Colette wanders off with Duke. Pearl tells Granny about Jed talking to a pretty woman. Mlle. Denise comes back for Colette and when Jed puts the dog in her car, she kisses him. Pearl and Granny see this. Meanwhile, Margaret has arranged the "marriage" between Claude and Colette, complete with a decorated bedroom. But when she starts the wedding music, Duke walks in the room. Jed takes a fancy to Denise and starts to clean himself up. Denise and Miss Jane bring Duke home. Back at the Drysdale mansion, Margaret has Claude meet Colette. But when Colette hears Duke howling, she runs to him. Jed gets all dressed up to return Colette to Denise. | ||||||
| 23 | 23 | "Jed Buys the Freeway" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | February 27, 1963 | 1–23 |
| Harry Jones (Jesse White) arrives at the mansion and pretends to be an old family friend. Meanwhile, Miss Jane tells Drysdale about a conman named Harry Jones who is in the area. Harry suggests to Jed that he buy the Hollywood Bowl from him because Pearl could do her yodeling there and sell tickets. Harry and the family drive there to take a look. They get out onto the stage of the Bowl and are very impressed. Harry tells Jed that if he likes hunting, there's no better place than Griffith Park. Pearl is distracted by fantasizing the Bowl is full of people chanting her name. While driving to the Park, Harry tells Elly that if Jed buys the park, he'll throw in all the animals in Griffith Park Zoo. Drysdale and Miss Jane go to the Clampett mansion and find no one there. At first Drysdale doesn't think that Harry could've singled out the Clampetts for his con game. But then they head to the Hollywood Bowl. The Clampetts are impressed by all the animals at the zoo, but Elly thinks they should be set free. On the drive home, the other drivers are honking and yelling at the Clampetts. Harry offers to sell Jed the freeway so he could make the people drive the way he wants. The others drop off Jed and Harry at the mansion. Granny, Jethro and Elly go back to the freeway with their guns to teach the drivers some manners. Miss Jane and Drysdale tell Jed that Harry is a crook. Jed said he found out that Harry is no mountain man because he couldn't hold his liquor. | ||||||
| 24 | 24 | "Jed Becomes a Banker" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | March 6, 1963 | 1–24 |
| Rival banker Bill Hacker's (Charles Lane) bank will be competing against Drysdale's bank in a skeet shoot competition. Bill claims one of his employees is a crack shot. Drysdale isn't worried as his Vice President, Mr. Crandell, is a great shot as well. But then Drysdale learns Crandell is in the hospital with several broken bones. When Drysdale finds out about Jed's sharpshooting skills, he makes him bank vice president. Drysdale and Miss Jane take the Clampetts to the skeet shooting range to explain what to do. Milburn finds out that the rest of the family are excellent shots as well. After Hacker talks to Jed, he figures out Drysdale's scheme. Hacker demands that he be allowed to pick a different employee. Hacker sees Granny cleaning Jed's office and, assuming she is the cleaning lady, picks her. The only thing is, Granny is just as good a shot as Jed. Lester Matthews as Mr. Fleming Pendleton. | ||||||
| 25 | 25 | "The Family Tree" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | March 13, 1963 | 1–25 |
| Pearl and Jethro think that Jed should get a new fancy car, but he's happy with the truck. Pearl would also like to get the family into high society. Margaret tells Milburn that Mrs. Priscilla Smith-Standish (Rosemary DeCamp), the head of a 'first family' historical society, will be staying at their house. Drysdale is not impressed. Margaret wants to get rid of the Clampett's before her arrival. She goes to the Clampetts, insults Granny and is chased away by Granny and Pearl. Smith-Standish goes to the Clampett's first and becomes enchanted with their antiques and way of life. Margaret goes to the bank and tells Drysdale what the Clampett's did to her. She insists that he get rid of them. Miss Jane tells Margaret that the chauffeur dropped Priscilla off at the Clampett's because he thought Margaret was there. Miss Jane drives the Drysdale's to the Clampett's. Priscilla tells Margaret that she found evidence that Jed's ancestors came to America prior to the arrival of the Mayflower. She ropes Margaret into helping Granny with the chores done the old fashioned way, much to Margaret's horror. Drysdale is enjoying seeing Margaret have to work that way. | ||||||
| 26 | 26 | "Jed Cuts the Family Tree" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | March 20, 1963 | 1–26 |
| Mrs. Smith-Standish and Mrs. Drysdale come visit the Clampetts again. Because of their possible new fame, Pearl wants the family to look and act like "high society". Margaret lets Pearl use her chauffeur and car. But now Margaret needs to get to the bank, so Elly and Jethro drive her in the truck. Margaret is completely embarrassed driving down the street. When she gets to the bank, Margaret is so disheveled that Milburn thinks she's drunk. Pearl comes back so dressed and made up that Jed doesn't recognize her. Pearl brings fancy clothes for the rest of the family. Pearl introduces the family in their new clothes to Pricilla. Pricilla tries not to laugh. Mrs. Drysdale continues to be forced into doing "practices from the past" by Mrs. Smith-Standish. Pricilla and the family then dance to some mountain music. In order to confirm Jed's ancestry, Mrs. Smith-Standish asks him the name of his great grandfather. If his name was Ezekiel, they will be famous worldwide. Jed lies to her to get things back to normal. | ||||||
| 27 | 27 | "Granny's Spring Tonic" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Phil Shuken | March 27, 1963 | 1–27 |
| Granny has made a batch of her annual spring tonic. The family is reluctant to take any. Miss Jane introduces Drysdale to her brilliant-but-frumpy bank protegee, Gloria Buckles (Lola Albright). Gloria volunteers to take Jed some papers that need to be signed. What Miss Jane doesn't know is that Gloria is really a sultry gold-digger with eyes for Jed's $34 million. Granny mentions to Pearl that she gave Jed a double dose of her tonic. Pearl and Granny meet beautiful Gloria and are a little suspicious of her. They keep talking up to Gloria how old Jed is. Gloria takes Jed for a drive. Gloria claims that she has to marry a mountain man. Jed says he hates to see her be alone and that he'll think about it. Back at the mansion, Pearl tries to tell Gloria that Jed has no money. Jed says gather up the family because he might have an announcement. Pearl calls Drysdale, and he and Miss Jane come right over. Jed says marriage is a good idea. Jed must have seen through her scheme because he says she'll have to wait 3 or 4 years until Jethro is old enough. | ||||||
| 28 | 28 | "Jed Pays His Income Tax" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | April 3, 1963 | 1–28 |
| IRS agent Mr. Landman (John Stephenson) gets chased away by Granny and her shotgun. Mr. Landman then goes to talk to Drysdale. Landman wants to know how Jed could be poor one year and then very wealthy the next. Drysdale, in flashbacks, explains to Landman how Jed made millions in oil. Then how Pearl suggests Jed move to Beverly Hills. Drysdale tells Landman how Elly didn't want to leave her critters. Drysdale takes Landman back to the mansion to meet the family. On the drive, Drysdale relates how Granny didn't want to move. Drysdale and Landman arrive at the mansion and Jed invites them in for dinner. They accept but then regret it when they hear what they're having. | ||||||
| 29 | 29 | "The Clampetts and the Dodgers" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | April 10, 1963 | 1–29 |
| Drysdale wants to take Jed and Jethro to shoot some golf. Jed thinks they'll be hunting something called a golf. They'll also be with Los Angeles Dodgers coach Leo Durocher. They believe that he dodges the golfs. Meanwhile at the ball park, Leo is trying to sign pitcher Walsh Wesson. Jed and Jethro are at the golf course. Jed thinks the little white balls are golf eggs. Turns out Drysdale can't make it. Leo and Walsh think that Jed and Jethro are the caddies. A golf ball winds up in a tree a distance away. When Jethro knocks it out with a ball, Leo wants to sign him as a pitcher. Back at home, Jed tells Granny and Elly that Jethro is going to be a baseball player, even though they aren't sure what that is. Elly wants to be one as well. Leo and Buzzie Bavasi (Wally Cassell), the Dodgers General Manager, show up at the mansion. Jethro throws a ball at Leo and knocks him into the swimming pool. When he finds out that Jethro can only throw a ball that has possum fat on it, Leo is no longer interested in him. Norman Leavitt as Parking Attendant. | ||||||
| 30 | 30 | "Duke Becomes a Father" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | April 17, 1963 | 1–30 |
| Duke the bloodhound has been very lethargic lately. Jed gets a letter from Mlle. Denise. She sends a picture of herself, but the letter is in French. Meanwhile, Margaret tells Milburn that her dog Claude is to be a father. She wants Milburn's help in picking names. Jed goes to the bank to have Miss Jane translate the letter for him. The letter says that Denise is coming back for the birth of her dog's puppies and hopes to see Jed. Denise arrives at the mansion and tries to speak English to Granny and Elly. Jed comes home and hopes to continue "courtin' and sparkin" Denise. Margaret shows the puppies nursery to Milburn. Duke shows up at the window and Margaret shoos him away. Margaret isn't nearly so happy when she finds the puppies share more in common with Duke than Claude. Miss Jane tries to teach some French to Jed. The Drysdale's bring Denise's dog and the puppies to the Clampetts. Jed takes Denise out to dinner and winds up with Duke and her poodle Colette. | ||||||
| 31 | 31 | "The Clampetts Entertain" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning, Dick Wesson, Herman Miller and Fred Freiberger | April 24, 1963 | 1–31 |
| Granny has been depressed lately and just sits in the corner of the kitchen. The others try to rile Granny up, but nothing works. Jed arranges a party to cheer Granny up and invites the Drysdales and Miss Jane. Margaret doesn't want to go, but Milburn insists. Miss Jane tells Drysdale that the Chairman of the Board, Marty Van Ransohoff (Jim Backus), has arrived. Marty tells Drysdale that he's putting him on the Board of Directors. Marty wants to go along to the Clampetts. When Drysdale landed Jed's account he lied and told Marty how sophisticated they are. Hearing about the party does get Granny excited. Drysdale goes to speak with Jed. Not wanting Marty to see what the Clampetts are really like, Drysdale makes up a story as to why they can't come to dinner that evening. Drysdale doesn't know that Miss Jane just called Granny and told her that everyone, including Marty, will be coming by tonight. When Drysdale finds out, he's worried what Marty will do because he deceived him about the Clampetts. Miss Jane and Marty arrive at the mansion. Drysdale is too afraid to go to the party. Marty is thrilled with what he believes to be a "Hillbilly Party" thrown for him. He and Miss Jane even dress in Hillbilly clothes and have a great time. | ||||||
| 32 | 32 | "The Clampetts in Court" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | May 1, 1963 | 1–32 |
| James and Mabel Johnson (Murvyn Vye & Kathleen Freeman) back into the Clampett's car outside of the Commerce Bank. They tell the Clampetts that no one was hurt. After they discover that the Clampetts are rich, they fake injuries and sue the Clampetts. During the trial, the Clampetts aren't used to court procedures. The Judge (Roy Roberts) makes allowances for that. Mabel enters the courtroom on crutches and James is in a wheelchair. James makes up a story that the Clampetts drove into them in a drunken stupor. Thinking the Johnson's are talking about someone else, Jed tells the Judge they'd be happy to track down those other people. The Judge explains to Jed that he and the family are the ones being accused. When things get out of hand in the courtroom, the Clampetts wind up in jail for a while. The Clampetts bring a bunch of their homemade food into the court. The Johnson's Attorney (Dean Harens) then questions the Clampetts. He keeps interrupting them when they try to say they didn't drive into the Johhson's. The Judge finally lets Jed have his say. The couple's story begins to sound made up to the Attorney. Things really unravel when Mabel learns about James's girlfriend. Jess Kirkpatrick as Bailiff. | ||||||
| 33 | 33 | "The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning | May 8, 1963 | 1–33 |
| Pearl comes to visit. She tells the family that Jethrine didn't marry the local undertaker. Jethrine eloped with Jasper Depew. Jethro needs a health certificate to graduate from the fifth grade. He goes to the only doctor the Clampetts know about - Mrs. Drysdale's psychiatrist, Dr. Eugene Twombly (Herbert Rudley). While talking to Twombly, Jethro falls asleep on the couch. The psychiatrist may have bitten off more than he can chew when he starts treating Jethro. Jethro returns home and says that all Twombly talked about was Jethro's mother. He would like to meet Pearl right away. Pearl would like to hook up with a wealthy Beverly Hills man. Pearl gets all dressed up and goes to see Twombly. She is a little surprised when Twombly closes the curtains and dims the office lights. She thinks he is testing her virtue when he tries to lay her on his couch. Pearl leaves. Later, Jed comes by to see Twombly and tells him he's upset that he made advances toward Pearl. Twombly tries to explain that he's a psychiatrist. Twombly comes to the mansion to apologize for the misunderstanding. Granny questions his doctoring skills. More confusing things happen and Twombly leaves. Dick Wesson as Patient. | ||||||
| 34 | 34 | "The Psychiatrist Gets Clampetted" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | May 15, 1963 | 1–34 |
| Jethro wants to go back to Dr. Twombly to get his health certificate. Miss Jane tries to explain to Jethro that Twombly is a psychiatrist. Meanwhile, Granny says it's going to rain and Miss Jane tells her the paper says it won't. Jethro and Twombly have another confusing conversation. Jethro finally gets his bill of health from Twombly so he can graduate the fifth grade. Twombly tells Drysdale that he's very interested in Granny's home remedies for various ailments. Pearl tells Granny she kind of likes Twombly. Drysdale brings Twombly to the Clampetts' just as Granny shows Pearl how to use a love potion, so everyone thinks Twombly's interest in Granny is love. Granny tries to break the spell by blowing a special powder on Twombly. Pearl gets all dressed up and Granny makes herself look like a witch. Twombly still wants to talk to Granny so everyone thinks the spell isn't broken. Pearl tries to impress Twombly with her yodeling, but that doesn't work. Twombly wants to take Granny for a drive in his convertible, but Granny says it's going to rain. Twombly tells Granny it isn't supposed to rain. They step outside and it starts to rain. | ||||||
| 35 | 35 | "Elly Becomes a Secretary" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | May 22, 1963 | 1–35 |
| Miss Jane gets sick and Mr. Drysdale has to speak at a conference. Miss Jane hasn't finished writing the speech he is to give. Jed comes by the bank to see if there's anything he can do. Drysdale meets the new teller, Bob Billington (John Ashley), who sucks-up to the men and flirts with the women. To help out, Granny is mixing up a cure for Miss Jane and Jethro comes up with a speech for Drysdale. Jed, Elly and Jethro come by the bank. Jed volunteers to have Elly fill in for Miss Jane. Jethro hands Drysdale his speech which Drysdale thinks is the one he was working on. Drysdale leaves and Jed figures that he'll run the bank until Drysdale gets back. Bob tries to make time with secretary Kitty Northcross (Joy Harmon). But then Bob sees Elly and starts to flirt with her. Elly misunderstands Bob's "hipster" talk. At the convention, Drysdale starts to read Jethro's speech and then has to improvise. Jed lends money to a Mr. Wilson (Willis Bouchey), who claims to be a poor chicken rancher. When Bob hears how much money Jed has, he tries to get some. Wilson was actually a test case for the convention. Because Jed was the only one to give him money, Drysdale is named "Banker of the Year". | ||||||
| 36 | 36 | "Jethro's Friend" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Jay Sommers | May 29, 1963 | 1–36 |
| Jed tells Granny that Jethro has invited a friend named Armstrong Dueser McHugh III to come over. Jed thinks Jethro is bringing him to meet Elly. They are surprised when Armstrong turns out to be a little boy from Jethro's school. Wilkins (Hayden Rorke), the chauffeur, coddles the boy and treats him as frail. Wilkins takes out a bunch of pills for Armstrong and tries to protect him from some of Elly's critters. "Duesy" tells the family that his parents travel a lot so he never sees them. Later, Wilkins comes to pick up Armstrong, but Granny says he's having too much fun. Granny forces Wilkins to leave. Wilkins goes to complain to Drysdale. Jethro teaches Duesy how to swim. Elly demonstrates on the Pool Man (Gil Perkins) how Dusey can protect himself from bullies. Granny teaches him how to fish and Jed plays horseshoes with him. Wilkins brings Drysdale and Miss Jane to the mansion. Wilkins finds Dusey napping with Elly's critters. When Wilkins tries to forcibly take him away, Dusey uses one of the moves Elly taught him. | ||||||
All episodes in black-and-white
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 37 | 1 | "Jed Gets the Misery" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | September 25, 1963 | 2–1 |
| Jed pretends to be sick so that Granny can get to doctoring and feel more at home. Mr Drysdale and his physician, Dr. Clyburn (Fred Clark) get pulled into the ploy and Granny's mountain medicine is put to the test by a city doctor. | ||||||
| 38 | 2 | "Hair-Raising Holiday" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 2, 1963 | 2–2 |
| Granny cuts off the top of Drysdale and Dr. Roy Clyburn's hair for some homegrown remedy. Drysdale would like to tell Granny that she's not aloud to practice medicine in Beverly Hills, but he's afraid to. He sends Miss Jane to tell Granny. Miss Jane comes by the mansion and sees the family celebrating and dancing. Jed tells her it's Possum Day and Jane pretends to know what that is. The Clampetts are looking forward to the Possum Day parade, which of course isn't celebrated in Beverly Hills. Clyburn tells Drysdale he better speak to Granny. The family is about to drive to the bank to watch the parade when Drysdale and Jane drive up. Drysdale tries to tell Granny she can't practice medicine anymore, but all she can talk about is giving him a hair growing medicine. Miss Jane and Drysdale try to set up a parade for the Clampetts, but are having no luck. Granny puts some of her hair medicine on Clyburn's head but he takes it off. Granny wants to head back to the hills after Clyburn tells her to stop her doctoring. Jed finds out there's no Possum Day celebration. They now definitely want to leave and take their money out of the bank. Clyburn sees that Granny's medicine worked as Drysdale now has a full head of hair. Clyburn begs Granny to give him the hair medicine again and Drysdale tells the Clampetts there will be a Possum Day Parade. The next day everyone gets to march in the parade. | ||||||
| 39 | 3 | "Granny's Garden" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 9, 1963 | 2–3 |
| Granny has everyone up at the crack of dawn to plow the front yard for her garden. Jethro tells Jed that he got a mule to help them plow. The mule wakes Drysdale up and he rans over to the Clampett mansion. Granny can't get the mule to do any work. Drysdale says that the whole neighborhood will get upset if they plow up their front yard. Miss Jane comes by and tries to explain to Jed why they can't dig up the yard. Granny tries to stare down the mule to get it to work. Miss Jane takes the family on a road trip to show them the modern famers doing their work. Miss Jane then takes them to a large Supermarket to show Granny how unnecessary it is to grow her own food. Granny tries to pay for some food with Confederate money. | ||||||
| 40 | 4 | "Elly Starts to School" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 16, 1963 | 2–4 |
| Mrs. Drysdale (Harriet MacGibbon) recommends Elly for a high-brow finishing school for girls. Elly doesn't want to go and doesn't want to wear a dress. Mrs. Drysdale calls and tells Jed it's OK for Elly to wear her pants and shirt. Miss Jane learns from Margaret that she wants Elly to go to that school in hopes that humiliating her will drive the Clampett's away. Miss Jane tries to convince the girls at the school that Elly is a fashion trend-setter. She then brings Elly home and tells Jed and Granny that the girls at that school aren't good enough for Elly. Elly invites the filthy rich Cynthia Fenwick (Joanna Barnes) and her mother (Doris Packer) over for dinner, thinking they're destitute. Thinking blue jeans are now high fashion, Cynthia tries to find some. Mrs. Fenwick calls to say they will be late because they can't find clothes. Jed sends Jethro and Elly over with some of theirs. Jethro and Elly think the tiny gate house is where the Fenwicks live. When they tell Jed what they saw, Jed decides to bring the Fenwicks furniture and other things. Margaret sees them loading the truck and thinks the Clampett's are moving. Cynthia finds the clothes that Elly left in the gate house and her and her mother put them on. When Mrs. Fenwick sees herself in jeans, she faints. Sharon Tate as Mary. | ||||||
| 41 | 5 | "The Clampett Look" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 23, 1963 | 2–5 |
| The Fenwick's will be visiting the Clampetts. Cynthia wants her mother to dress in the "Clampett Look" since she thinks Elly is a fashion maven. Jed sees the Fenwick gate house and thinking that's where they live, he decides to try and get them to move into his mansion. The Fenwick's arrive at the Clampett mansion and Granny gives Mrs. Fenwick a drink of her white lightning. Mrs. Drysdale comes by and the Fenwick's mistake her for a cleaning woman. Cynthia sees Jethro by the pool and asks Jed who he is. Thinking they're referring to the Clampett dog, Jed says it's Duke. The Fenwick's now think Jethro is royalty. Mrs. Fenwick gets into a brawl with Mrs. Drysdale. Mrs. Drysdale learns that it's Mrs. Fenwick that she's fighting with. The Fenwick's leave and Jed and Jethro follow them. They think that Beasley the chauffeur owns the Fenwick mansion and he has taken the Fenwick's in to live with him. | ||||||
| 42 | 6 | "Jethro's First Love" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 30, 1963 | 2–6 |
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Jethro decides he wants to go a courtin', so Jed gives him a little education. Jed sends Jethro to the bank with an envelope that Miss Jane needs. Meanwhile, Exotic dancer Chickadee Laverne (Barbara Nichols) comes by the bank to see Drysdale. She wants to be paid for her services at the Banker's Dinner Conference the night before. Jethro comes by and meets Chickadee. Thinking she's the one for him, he brings her home to meet the folks. At the mansion, there's some confusion between the family and Chickadee when the word engagement is used. Chickadee thinks she'll get a job at the mansion and the family thinks she's talking about marriage to Jethro. Granny and Jed think Chickadee is too old for Jethro. Jed talks to Chickadee in private and they have another confusing conversation. Elly tells Chickadee that she likes her. Elly would like her to marry Jed so she could be her mother. Chickadee likes Elly's pets and thinks she could use them in her act. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by and they find out Chickadee is there. Chickadee leaves with Elly's raccoon. Note: This was Sharon Tate's first appearance (of 13) as Janet Trego, a member of the bank's secretarial pool. | ||||||
| 43 | 7 | "Chickadee Returns" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 6, 1963 | 2–7 |
| Chickadee Laverne shows up at Drysdale's office with Elly's raccoon. She complains that she didn't get an "engagement" at the Clampett mansion. Meanwhile, Jethro thinks he's in love with Chickadee. Miss Jane calls Jethro to say she has Elly's raccoon. Jethro tells her that he's in love and wants to get married right away. She thinks he's talking about her until he mentions Chickadee. Chickadee comes by the mansion. Jed hears music coming from her car radio and thinks that means he's falling in love with her. Chickadee and Jed still have some confusion over what an "engagement" is. Miss Jane arrives at the mansion and gives Elly her raccoon back. She then wants to trick Jethro into thinking he's in love with her using music from a transistor radio. But things don't go as planned. Jethro sees Chickadee in her exotic dancer outfit. Granny says they are to be married right away. The code of the hills demand that because he saw her in her under clothes. Because of a misunderstanding, Granny believes that Chickadee doesn't know how to cook. And that's a deal-breaker for Jethro. | ||||||
| 44 | 8 | "The Clampetts Are Overdrawn" | Richard Whorf | Story by : Jay Sommers & Joe Bigelow Teleplay by : Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 13, 1963 | 2–8 |
| Granny chases away the Pool Man (Gil Perkins) because she thinks he's poisoning the cement pond. Jethro reads a letter from the bank saying that Jed is overdrawn and all his money is gone. An unemployed actor named Jake "J.D." Clampett (King Donovan) and his wife Opal (Shirley Mitchell) benefit from a paperwork mixup at the bank becoming $36 million richer. Granny thinks that the family has been spending money foolishly. Jed calls the bank and finds out that Drysdale is going out of town. They now believe that Mr. Drysdale has forsaken them and taken the money. The family drives to the bank where they are chased away by a Policeman (Robert Foulk) who thinks they're vagrants. Jake goes to the bank hoping to cash a $1000 check. Opal thinks they're doing the wrong thing. Granny wants to go back to the hills but Jed wants to stay until he finds out if Drysdale really turned against them. A Paving Man (Dick Crockett) comes by the mansion to tar up some cracks in the driveway. He says that Drysdale told him to do it and the family thinks Jed's going to be tarred and feathered. Jed wants to stay until they pay back the overdrawn fee. Meanwhile, Jake is spending a lot of money. When Miss Jane figures out what has happened, Jake Clampett is arrested. Jed wants Jake freed as he might be kinfolk. Jake passes himself off as a long lost cousin and intends to stay at the mansion for a while. | ||||||
| 45 | 9 | "The Clampetts Go Hollywood" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 20, 1963 | 2–9 |
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"Cousin" Jake and Opal are still living in the mansion. Jake thinks that with Jed's money, he can make a movie with Marlon Brando. Jethro would like to be in the movies. When Jed offers Jake 10 million, Jake agrees to put Jethro in the movie instead of Brando. Jake buys Jed a new car. Elly wants to be a movie star as well and Jake has Opal take her into town to get her made up. Granny still thinks Jake and Opal are a bunch of loafers. Elly returns all dressed up and glamorous and Jake introduces her a Venus Adore. Granny changes her opinion of Jake when he tells her he can put her in a Hoot Gibson movie. After seeing a Marlon Brando movie, Jethro dresses in leather and drives a motorcycle into the mansion. Mr. Drysdale learns from Jake that Jed is financing his movie and wants to put a stop to it. Jed thinks the others are starting to act and dress ridiculously. Miss Jane comes up with a plan to make the others see how foolish they look by having Jed act and dress just as foolish. Note: Jake purchases a brand new 1964 Imperial convertible to improve Jed's image, but the car is never seen again – the Clampett family truck is Jed's choice of vehicle. | ||||||
| 46 | 10 | "Turkey Day" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 27, 1963 | 2–10 |
| It's almost Thanksgiving and Elly wants to save the turkey from being cooked. Jed catches Elly trying to carry the turkey away in a sack and makes her put it back in its pen. Jethro tells Jed that their fancy eating room is called a billiard room. They think that the rhino head on the wall is a billiard. After Elly names the turkey Herman, Jed finds he can't take an axe to it. Jed tells Granny she should cook a billiard, but she insists on the turkey. Meanwhile, Mrs. Drysdale hires two men (George Sawaya & Benny Rubin) believing they are Indian Chiefs, but they're really actors. She and Mr. Drysdale will dress as pilgrims and take a holiday picture with the men. Jed and Miss Jane have a confusing conversation about shooting billiards. Elly sees the Indians with Drysdale and tells Granny that the Indians are attacking. Granny and Elly jump the Indians and tie them up. Jed calms everything down. The Clampett's, Drysdale's and the two actors have Thanksgiving dinner together. | ||||||
| 47 | 11 | "The Garden Party" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 4, 1963 | 2–11 |
| Granny is cooking up some lye soap and Jed is worried the fumes will bother Mrs. Drysdale. Margaret is having a garden party that afternoon and goes to talk to Granny about the smell. The fumes are also destroying her hibiscus plant. Jed and Granny misunderstand Margaret and believe they are invited to the party. And Granny thinks that a hibiscus is in the body and wants to doctor Margaret. Drysdale sends Miss Jane to talk to the Clampetts. Jed thinks that a garden party is when you help someone make a garden. Miss Jane tries to talk the Clampetts out of going to the party and tells them it has nothing to do with actual gardening. They still want to go. Miss Jane shows Drysdale the Clampetts all dressed up. The Clampetts arrive at the party with some of Granny's "rheumatism medicine" and some country cooking. Margaret talks them into taking their stuff back and waiting by their 'cement pond' to handle the 'overflow' from her party. After Granny shoots a fake alligator in the pond, the crowd from Margaret's party come over to see what happened. They start drinking the spiked punch and the people are having a great time. With all her guests at the Clampetts, Margaret finally comes over and joins them. Curt Massey as the violin player. Arthur Gould-Porter as Ravenswood. Sharon Tate as Young Lady - Party Guest. | ||||||
| 48 | 12 | "Elly Needs a Maw" | Joseph Depew | Keith Fowler, Phil Leslie, Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 11, 1963 | 2–12 |
| Drysdale tells Miss Jane that Mrs. Fenwick is looking for investors for a real estate development project. Jed comes by and tells Drysdale and Miss Jane that he wants a plane ticket to go back to the hills. Elly is still too much of a tom-boy. That morning Elly was riding around on a motorcycle. Jed wants to find a mother for Elly to turn her into a lady. Drysdale thinks he can find a woman in Beverly Hills and Jed leaves. Back at the mansion, Granny is against the idea of Jed marrying a city woman. Drysdale calls Jed and says that Mrs. Fenwick is interested in him, but doesn't mention she's only interested in his money for the project. Jethro drives Jed to the Fenwick gatehouse which they still think is where she lives. Meanwhile, Mrs. Fenwick arrives at the mansion. Jed then shows up and he and Mrs. Fenwick have a confusing conversation. When she finally figures out that Jed is talking about marriage, she leaves. | ||||||
| 49 | 13 | "The Clampetts Get Culture" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 18, 1963 | 2–13 |
| Granny tells Jed they have no friends in Beverly Hills. Mrs. Drysdale comes by with one of Elly's goats and asks them to keep it out of her yard. Jed at first thinks Margaret is giving them the goat as a gift, until Elly says it's hers. Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts (Eleanor Audley) drives up with Jethro. She tries to tell Jed and Granny that Jethro is being expelled from her school for being disruptive. Margaret tells Elly that she will have the police lock up all of her critters. Jed tells Drysdale that their going back to the hills and want their money. Drysdale asks them to go back to the mansion and he will straighten everything out. Drysdale threatens both Margaret and Millicent and they have to go and make up with the Clampetts. Millicent tells Jed that she'll tutor Jethro privately and that she is attracted to Jed. Miss Jane dresses Granny up and tells her that Margaret wants her to join her Bridge Club. Drysdale wants to take Jed and Jethro to his Golf Club. Things don't go well with Granny playing Bridge. At the Golf Club, Jed and Jethro misunderstand what the steam room is for. Back at the mansion, the Drysdale's, Miss Jane and Millicent sing Christmas carols for the Clampett's. | ||||||
| 50 | 14 | "Christmas at the Clampetts" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 25, 1963 | 2–14 |
| Drysdale has set up a Christmas tree with gifts in the Clampett mansion. The family is confused by some of the gifts. Granny thinks the TV is some kind of fancy washing machine. The family intends to give Mrs. Drysdale a mink, as in the actual animal. At the Drysdale home, Milburn gives Margaret a mink coat. Drysdale tells Margaret that he also got the Clampetts a boat. He hopes that if the Clampetts enjoy the boat enough, they won't want to go back to the hills. Drysdale also got a chimpanzee for the family. The family discovers the boat in the driveway. Jed and Granny then see the chimp in the boat wearing a sailor's suit. At first Margaret doesn't want to go to the Clampetts for Christmas. But Milburn says they have a present for her and it might be the Hope Diamond. After they arrive at the mansion, Drysdale tells Jed he put the boat there as a gift. Granny gives Margaret an assortment of Hillbilly foods as a gift. Elly tells Margaret that she can't find her present and Margaret is quite upset. To teach her a lesson, Drysdale wants to hide Margaret's mink because she just left it laying on the floor. The Clampetts search for a place to sail their boat. But all they see are cars pulling boats. | ||||||
| 51 | 15 | "A Man for Elly" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 1, 1964 | 2–15 |
| Granny spends all her time watching her television idol, Western actor Quirt Manly (Henry Gibson). This leaves Jethro to have to do the cooking, which isn't working out so well. Granny believes Quirt would be just the man for Elly. Miss Jane tells Jed that Quirt lives in Beverly Hills. Mr. Drysdale arranges for Quirt to stop by the Clampett mansion. Granny is very disappointed when Quirt is revealed to be much less of a man than expected. Elly shows Quirt some of her pets and he says how much he likes animals, especially small ones. He tells Elly about the men who are his stunt and voice doubles on his TV show. His real name is Henry and he's only on the show because his father is the sponsor. Henry recites a poem about raccoons. Henry lets Jethro drive his car around. Jethro winds up picking up a lot of women because they think he's Quirt. Jed keeps trying to make Henry look like a man's man to Granny, but things just don't work out the way he planned. | ||||||
| 52 | 16 | "The Giant Jackrabbit" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 8, 1964 | 2–16 |
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Jethro is trying to teach Duke to fetch, but is having no luck. Granny complains that because Elly has made all the animals her pets, there's nothing to cook. Jethro says that Mr. Drysdale mentioned a Beverly Caterers will bring food to you. Jed thinks it's a woman's name and that she does the cooking. Jed and Granny call Beverly Caterers, but the conversation doesn't go well. Meanwhile, Miss Jane tells Mr. Drysdale that his wife called and there's a kangaroo in their backyard. Drysdale knows that a banker friend sent it as a joke. He'll have the zoo come and get it. Granny sees an kangaroo and thinks it is an oversized jackrabbit. Jed thinks she's had too much moonshine. Whenever Granny tries to show the animal to Jed, it's moved somewhere else. Jethro tells Miss Jane how rude Beverly Caterers was and Drysdale calls them up. Granny and the kangaroo get into a fist fight. When she tells Jed about it, he asks her where she's hiding the moonshine. Bill Tinsman and Marian Billington from Beverly Caterers come by to apologize and things get a bit confusing. Arthur Gould-Porter as Ravenswood. Sharon Tate as Janet Trego. Note: As of January 2013[update], this episode is the 36th most watched prime-time telecast in U.S. television history. | ||||||
| 53 | 17 | "The Girl from Home" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 15, 1964 | 2–17 |
| Some old love letters from Jethro lead mountain man Lafe Crick (Peter Whitney) and his daughter Essiebelle (Muriel Landers) to Beverly Hills. Though he doesn't actually remember proposing to Essiebelle in the letters, Jethro is now looking forward to marrying her. Jed doesn't think Jethro is ready for marriage. The family goes into town to buy a ring. Essiebelle tries to tell her father that she loves Mel Pratt, a boy back in the hills. Lafe and Essiebelle are let into the mansion by Elly's chimp. The family comes home and Marian Billington from Beverly Caterers arrives for her date with Jethro. When Marian finds out about Essiebelle, she leaves. Jethro is stunned when he sees how much weight Essiebelle's gained. Jethro then goes running after Marian. Jed goes to try and comfort Essiebelle and she tells him she's in love with Mel. Granny and Lafe return with Jethro. Jed and Essiebelle come up with a way to have Lafe call off the wedding. | ||||||
| 54 | 18 | "Lafe Lingers On" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 22, 1964 | 2–18 |
| Freeloader Lafe Crick and his daughter are headed back home and Granny's glad to see them go. But it's not long before Miss Jane drives Lafe back to the mansion. Lafe pretends to be weak and hungry and claims he doesn't want charity. Lafe manages to con Mr. Drysdale into thinking he's a hard worker and into giving him a job at the bank guarding Jed's money. Granny doesn't think Lafe can be trusted in a bank. When left alone in Drysdale's office, Lafe starts looking around for Jed's money. But when he finds out that most of Jed's money isn't actually in the bank, Lafe then believes Jed has his money buried behind the mansion. Granny had wanted a root cellar dug in the back yard. When her and Jed get up the next morning, they find Lafe has dug a giant hole in the yard. | ||||||
| 55 | 19 | "The Race for Queen" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 5, 1964 | 2–19 |
| Jethro is working in the hole that will be Granny's root cellar. He thinks he struck oil. Jed doesn't need more oil and they start to fill in the hole. Mr. Drysdale learns that Candy Davis (Susan Hart), one of the Commerce Bank secretaries, will be a contestant for Queen of Beverly Hills. When Margaret hears that the winner gets a trip around the world, she suggests Elly should run. That way the family would be gone for a while. Jethro tries digging in a different spot, but hits oil again. Milburn thinks the Clampetts are digging the hole to put their money in. He tells Granny about the advantages of the vault at the bank and Granny thinks he means to use as her root cellar. Miss Jane suggests to Jed that Elly run for Queen. The Clampetts think the race for the Queen is an actual foot race. So, Granny wants to run as well. Mr. Drysdale tries to talk Candy out of running, while Miss Jane gets Granny to not run. Robert Cummings, the Contest Announcer, names Candy and Elly as the finalists. Milburn states that Candy has withdrawn, but the bank will pay for a trip around the world for her. Miss Jane will take Candy's place in the contest. Elly states that she'd rather have Miss Jane win. Robert announces fellow judge Karen Crandall as the winner. John Alvin as Harry Barth. | ||||||
| 56 | 20 | "Lafe Returns" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 12, 1964 | 2–20 |
| To get Elly's mind off of her critters, Jed calls Drysdale to see if there are any eligible men at the bank. Miss Jane comes up with the bank's new CPA, Fred Penrod (Bobs Watson). Jed meets Fred and there's some confusion over Fred's name. Meanwhile, Lafe Crick comes back to the Clampett mansion and brings Granny a Pawpaw tree. Granny is not happy to see Lafe. Lafe wants to plant the tree himself because he's still thinks Jed has his money buried in the ground. Jed tells Elly that Fred is coming to court her. Lafe overhears Jed and reminds him that he has a single son back home. Jed is not interested. Fred arrives and Lafe tries to scare him off by giving a bad description of Elly. Fred is about to leave and then he sees Elly. Granny hears Lafe call back home trying to get his son to come and marry Elly. Miss Jane and Drysdale arrive and run into Lafe. They still mistakenly believe Lafe is a hard worker and a dear friend of Jed's. Lafe digs a giant hole in the back yard. | ||||||
| 57 | 21 | "Son of Lafe Returns" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 19, 1964 | 2–21 |
| Elly is getting ready for a date with Fred Penrod. Granny has Elly dress up the way Granny used to when she was younger. Jed thinks the clothes are a bit out of date. Fred comes by and Jed and Jethro still are confused about his name. Fred is a little surprised by Elly's outfit. Jethro drives the two away in the truck. Lafe arrives at the mansion with his son Dub (Conlan Carter). Dub is not too bright. Lafe wants Dub to court Elly and marry her. Jed is not thrilled about them being there. But he'll let them spend the night if they don't bother Granny. So Granny doesn't see it, Jed has Jethro move Lafe's car. Jethro winds up pushing it down a hill and it gets destroyed. Drysdale learns from Lafe about his son Dub. Thinking Dub is as hard working as Lafe, Drysdale would like to get him a job at the bank. Drysdale gives Lafe some money to fly the boy over, not knowing Dub's already here. Granny sees Dub and gets mad that there's a Crick in the house. Jed tries to make her think she imagined it. Granny then sees Lafe but Jed tells her he's not there. Granny sets a trap for the Crick's using food, but she catches Jethro instead. | ||||||
| 58 | 22 | "The Clampetts Go Fishing" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 26, 1964 | 2–22 |
| Drysdale wants to get the Clampetts interested in deep sea fishing. Jed has been disappointed that there's no good hunting in Beverly Hills. Drysdale and Miss Jane bring them a taxidermied trophy fish to mount on the wall. Granny tries cooking the fish. Because of Granny's fear of boats, the Clampetts go fishing on the bridge that goes over the Los Angeles River. At the bank, Drysdale tells Granny and Jed that he has chartered a boat for them. Granny's fear of boats only temporarily thwarts Drysdale's plan to take the Clampetts deep sea fishing. He wants to take them to Marineland to see the types of fish they could catch in the ocean. They want to save Drysdale the trip and go to Marineland by themselves. Thinking that they're large fishing holes, Granny wants to "catch the whale". The family is stunned when they see how big a whale really is. Granny still wants to get one. Elly wants to take a walrus home, but Jed stops her. Elly does sneak a baby seal home. | ||||||
| 59 | 23 | "A Bride for Jed" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 4, 1964 | 2–23 |
| Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs are visiting the Clampetts. Gladys Flatt (Joi Lansing) and Louise Scruggs (Midge Ware) came along. The women don't look forward to cooking lessons from Granny. Lester and Earl ask Jed why he hasn't married a city woman yet. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by the mansion to meet the men. Drysdale asks them how they met their wives. The men say they found them by holding auditions for backup singers. Miss Jane suggests doing the same for Jed. Meanwhile, Gladys and Louise want to get out of cooking lessons by suggesting to Jed that they take Elly to San Francisco to make a lady out of her. Lester and Earl are all for the idea, because then they can bring the other women to the mansion for the auditions. Louise calls the mansion to let their husbands know they arrived safely. Not knowing who's calling, Miss Jane thinks they're interested in the auditions. The mansion is filling up with women. Gladys and Louise come back and want to know what their husbands are up to. Lester and Earl decide to get out of the wife finding business. | ||||||
| 60 | 24 | "The Critter Doctor" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 11, 1964 | 2–24 |
| Elly calls Dr. Martin (Russell Collins) of the zoo and wants him to come over to treat her dog Duke who is sick. Granny is upset because she thinks she should be treating Duke. Jed tries to tell Granny that he also wants Dr. Martin to come over as he might be the right man for Elly. Jed wants Elly to ask Dr. Martin to come to dinner later. Dr. Martin arrives and he is an elderly man. Without Jed or Granny meeting him, Elly takes him upstairs to the bedroom that Duke is in. Meanwhile, Granny mistakes a bug repellent salesman, Jim Gardner (Mark Goddard), for the veterinarian. She has Elly meet Jim and Jim takes a liking to Elly. After Jim gives Granny a sales pitch, Granny thinks Jim is no "Critter Doctor" but actually a "Bug Doctor" who is there to sell "bug vittles". Dr. Martin is leaving without Granny or Jed actually meeting him. Granny refuses to make dinner for the Bug Doctor. Jim teaches Elly the "Hooterville Hop". Dr. Martin comes back and brings Elly another critter. Granny is taken with Dr. Martin, after finally meeting him. They figure out who Jim is. Jim, Elly, Granny and Dr. Martin go on a double date. | ||||||
| 61 | 25 | "Granny Versus the Weather Bureau" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 25, 1964 | 2–25 |
| Jethro is excited about watching the weather report on TV because of the pretty Weather Girl (Quinn O'Hara). Granny says the girl's prediction for dry weather that evening is wrong. Granny says it's going to rain. She tells Elly some of her weather prediction methods. Granny then shows Elly her weather beetle Cecil. Jed calls Justin Addison (John McGiver), the head of the Weather Bureau for the area. Granny tells Justin that it's going to rain tonight. Justin tries to explain to her about all of their scientific equipment. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by and Jed says he'd like to meet Mr. Addison. Drysdale introduces Jed to Justin. The two misunderstand each other when Justin talks about Hurricane Daisy and Jed thinks he's talking about Granny. Justin is brought to the mansion where he shows the Clampetts a movie about modern weather prediction. Justin once again says it won't rain and it suddenly starts to pour. Justin decides to use weather beetle Cecil to make his predictions. | ||||||
| 62 | 26 | "Another Neighbor" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 1, 1964 | 2–26 |
| It's tonic time in Beverly Hills. Granny's made a batch of extra strong tonic and sends a sample to their new neighbor, the Countess Maria (Jean Willes). She loves it and wants to throw a party to celebrate. The Countess finds out that Mrs. Drysdale poured out the rest of Granny's tonic and now is not sure if she'll throw the party. It turns out Mrs. Drysdale poured the tonic into the pool, where it is now perfectly watered down. The Countess and Humphrey (Burt Mustin), her Chauffeur, drink some of the tonic. The party winds up being a wedding party for the Countess and Humphrey. Susan Hart appears as Candy Davis, a secretary. | ||||||
| 63 | 27 | "The Bank Raising" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 8, 1964 | 2–27 |
| Mr. Drysdale is having a ground-breaking ceremony for a new bank building and the Clampetts think they need to pitch in to help build it. Meanwhile Mr. Drysdale's associates (Addison Richards and Lester Matthews) try to get stock market tips off of Jed mistaking him for a financial wizard. | ||||||
| 64 | 28 | "The Great Crawdad Hunt" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 15, 1964 | 2–28 |
| The Clampetts are excited to get a big food package from home. Harry Sledge (Peter Leeds), the package delivery driver, is surprised when Jethro lifts the giant box by himself. Meanwhile, John Lucus (Addison Richards) wants Drysdale to introduce him to Jed. John believes Jed is a financial wizard. Fleming Pendleton (Lester Matthews) comes by and the two ask Drysdale to find out what Jed's crawdad stock is. Later, John tells Fleming that he believes that Jed is developing Crawdad, an amphibious military vehicle. John talks to Harry about the package he delivered to the Clampetts. The men would like Harry to go back to the Clampetts to find out some more imformation. Harry goes to the mansion under the guise of needing another signature. He misunderstands many of the goings on there. Harry tells John and Fleming that Granny is developing a rocket fuel, Jethro is a mathematical genius and Elly has uncovered new secrets of genetics. The three men make a vow not to reveal Jed's experiments. | ||||||
| 65 | 29 | "The Dress Shop" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 22, 1964 | 2–29 |
| At the bank, Jethro mentions to Jed how many tickets they've gotten parking in front. Thinking the tickets are a good thing and wanting to share them, Jed has Jethro put them on other cars. Mr. Drysdale has Jed buy a Beverly Hills dress store for an investment. The Clampetts want to go there to help. At the store, Doorman Maurice (Maurice Marsac) shows Mrs. Langwell (Marjorie Bennett) in. Madame Renee (Natalie Schafer) shows Mrs. Langwell the dress that was designed for her. The Clampetts show up and Renee thinks they're Welfare cases. When the family says they're here to help, Renee thinks they want a job. The family believes that Renee is poor and that her model is her starving daughter. They decide to go and buy some food for them. The family returns with a large amount of food. Drysdale and Miss Jane turn up and explain that the Clampetts own the building. Granny says they're taking Renee's daughters (models) to the mansion to fatten them up. Renee says she needs them for a fashion show later and Granny says they'll do the show. Elly puts on a fashion show for the customers and Granny starts the bidding for the dresses. They sell every dress in the store for a total of $50. | ||||||
| 66 | 30 | "The House of Granny" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 29, 1964 | 2–30 |
| The Clampetts try to turn their newly acquired Beverly Hills dress boutique, The House of Renee, into a country store, The House of Granny. Edna Skinner (Kay Addison from Mister Ed) appears as a customer. George Cisar, (Sgt. Mooney from Dennis the Menace) appears a police officer. | ||||||
| 67 | 31 | "The Continental Touch" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 6, 1964 | 2–31 |
| After efforts to teach her to cook come to naught, Jed sends Elly to the Beverly Hills dress boutique he used to own (now the House of Maurice) to learn how to be a lady, where Mrs. Drysdale mistakes her for royalty. | ||||||
| 68 | 32 | "Jed, Incorporated" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 13, 1964 | 2–32 |
| Mr. Drysdale wants Jed to incorporate for the tax advantages and call it Clamco, Inc. Jed is President, Granny is Vice-President, Elly is the Secretary and Jethro will be treasurer. The Clampetts want to take over the top floor of the Commerce Bank. Drysdale is against the idea, but he can't bring himself to say no to Jed. The Clampetts arrive at the bank. Granny thinks the elevator is the penthouse where they'll be working. Once they get up to their floor, they're impressed by the size and their names on the doors. Jed's not sure what type of business they're in. When Granny has Jethro look up the word vice, she says she quits because she doesn't want to be president of that. Miss Jane tries to explain what a corporation does, but none of the family understands her. Drysdale tries to tell Jed that the corporation was formed so they would give less taxes to the government. Drysdale then says that Clamco can stimulate the economy by getting more money into the hands of more people. Jed misunderstands and the family starts throwing money out of the windows to the people below. When he hears that he can't give money away like that, Jed desolves the corporation. | ||||||
| 69 | 33 | "Granny Learns to Drive" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 20, 1964 | 2–33 |
| A bad experience with a cab driver (Mel Blanc) makes Granny want to drive herself around. But Granny's driving and Ellie's cooking makes a policeman (Harry Lauter) and the cab driver think that the Clampett Mansion is a mental institution. | ||||||
| 70 | 34 | "Cabin in Beverly Hills" | Richard Whorf | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 27, 1964 | 2–34 |
| Mr. Drysdale gets Jed's old cabin from back home and sets it up in the Clampett's backyard to surprise Granny on her birthday. Ginny Jennings (Sheila James), a coed with a sociology major, thinks that they live there as the Drysdale's servants. She wants to stop what she thinks is Drysdale's oppression. She brings Professor Robert Graham (John Stephenson) to help her. | ||||||
| 71 | 35 | "Jed Foils a Homewrecker" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | June 3, 1964 | 2–35 |
| Mrs. Drysdale hires a demolition man to remove the Clampett's cabin. Mr. Drysdale decides to occupy the cabin so it can't be removed. The Clampetts think a "home wrecker" is breaking up the Drysdale's marriage. Meanwhile, Ginny Jennings and Professor Graham still believe the Clampetts are being oppressed. Sheila James and John Stephenson guest-star. | ||||||
| 72 | 36 | "Jethro's Graduation" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | June 10, 1964 | 2–36 |
| Jethro's running late for his graduation ceremony rehearsal despite his new watch. Mrs. Potts (Eleanor Audley) of Jethro's school is afraid that his attendance will jeopardize her chances for a new endowment from philanthropist Theodore Switzer (Donald Foster). Mr. Drysdale and Mrs. Potts come up with a plan to have Jethro show up late to the ceremony. Skipper the chimpanzee takes Jethro's place in his sixth grade graduation ceremony, impressing Mr. Switzer. Lisa Davis appears as Diana Davis, Mrs. Pott's assistant. | ||||||
All episodes in black-and-white
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 73 | 1 | "Jed Becomes A Movie Mogul" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | September 23, 1964 | 3–1 |
| Mr. Drysdale buys Mammoth Pictures, a movie studio, for Jed. Jed, Granny, Elly and Jethro try to "help" the studio, which is losing money, by working at the studio. Milton Frome appears as Lawrence Chapman, the head of the studio. John Abbott appears as Sir Trevor Gielgud Burton-Guinness, a movie star. The only reason why Mr. Drysdale buys the studio for Mr Clampett is to tear it down and turn it into condominiums. This episode also features the Clampetts watching an extended scene of Doris Day and Rock Hudson in their upcoming comedy film Send Me No Flowers, due to be released 3 weeks after this episode aired. | ||||||
| 74 | 2 | "Clampett City" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | September 30, 1964 | 3–2 |
| Jed comes to the studio to start shooting western movies. Mr. Drysdale tells the Clampetts that he wants to build a city on the location where Jed's movie studio is located. The Clampetts mistake a western prop town for the city. Phil Gordon and Elvia Allman appear as actors. Kip King and Herb Ellis appear as producers. Don Megowan appears as a cowboy monster. | ||||||
| 75 | 3 | "Clampett City General Store" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 7, 1964 | 3–3 |
| The Clampetts open their "general store" on their Western set, but can't understand why they don't have any customers. Meanwhile, Mr. Drysdale makes sure that Jethro, Elly May, and Granny are cast in a picture about Nero (Theo Marcuse) and Cleopatra. He hopes the movie will be a flop so he can tear down the studio. Nestor Paiva appears as a Roman Slave Auctioneer. | ||||||
| 76 | 4 | "Hedda Hopper's Hollywood" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 14, 1964 | 3–4 |
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Famed Hollywood gossip columnist Hedda Hopper urges Jed not to allow the historic movie studio to be torn down. Granny initially thinks Hedda's interest in Jed is romantic. Hedda persuades Jed to make films in the tradition of old. She becomes special guest at a screening of the Clampetts' first masterpiece, a silent film called "Little Orphan Elly". She changes her mind about saving the studio when she sees the film. Don Haggerty appears as a policeman. Note: In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode No. 62 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes.[5] | ||||||
| 77 | 5 | "Doctor Jed Clampett" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 21, 1964 | 3–5 |
| Jed gets an honorary doctorate when he donates money to the college that Mr. Drysdale attended. The family thinks he can now practice medicine, which doesn't sit well with Granny. After finding out Jed owns a movie studio, a bunch of people come to audition. This includes a mother (Hazel Shermet) who brings her dancing daughter (Teena Marie) and a woman (Virginia Sale) who dresses like a bird. Jed thinks they are all there for medical help. | ||||||
| 78 | 6 | "Back to Marineland" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 4, 1964 | 3–6 |
| After being turned down in his aspiration to be a "double naught spy", Jethro decides to enlist in one of the armed forces but he isn't sure which one. The Clampetts go to Marineland thinking that's where he would go to join the Marines. Jethro mistakenly volunteers to be a diver who feeds the fish. And while there, Granny wants another chance to catch a whale. Robert Carson appears as the Marineland Manager. | ||||||
| 79 | 7 | "Jed the Heartbreaker" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 11, 1964 | 3–7 |
| Mrs. Drysdale thinks she can get the hillbillies to move out by throwing herself at Jed. Meanwhile, Granny is itching to fight her because Granny fell into the swimming pool when Jed had to stop a fight between them earlier. After Miss Jane tells Jed what Mrs. Drysdale is up to, he turns the tables on Mrs. Drysdale. | ||||||
| 80 | 8 | "Teenage Idol" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 18, 1964 | 3–8 |
| Johnny Poke (Jesse Pearson), an old friend from back in the hills, is now an Elvis-like singing idol. Johnny gets off his train dressed as a farm boy in order to avoid all the girl fans. The Clampetts misunderstand the situation and decide to help Johnny get on his feet. Meanwhile Granny thinks she changed Jethro into a puppy and Johnny into a skunk. Alan Reed appears as Eddie Colton, Johnny's manager. | ||||||
| 81 | 9 | "The Widow Poke Arrives" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 25, 1964 | 3–9 |
| Granny tries to play matchmaker between Jed and the Widow Poke (Ellen Corby) from back home. Jed and Emma Poke come up with a plan to discourage her. | ||||||
| 82 | 10 | "The Ballet" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 2, 1964 | 3–10 |
| Mrs. Drysdale needs Jed to donate $190,000 to save the Beverly Hills Ballet. Meanwhile, Jed has his hands full trying to keep Granny from heading back to the hills pushing all her stuff in a wheelbarrow. Leon Belasco appears as Victor Gregory, Maestro of the Ballet. | ||||||
| 83 | 11 | "The Boarder" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 9, 1964 | 3–11 |
| The Clampetts decide to turn their spacious mansion into a boarding house. Mr. Drysdale's new butler Arthur Pinckney (Arthur Treacher) mistakenly winds up at the Clampett house. They confuse the butler as their first guest and Arthur mistakes them for the help. Mr. Drysdale talks the butler into staying on, posing as a boarder, so that he can teach the Clampetts how to be more civilized. | ||||||
| 84 | 12 | "The Boarder Stays" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 16, 1964 | 3–12 |
| The Clampetts still don't realize that Mr. Pinckney (Arthur Treacher) is their butler instead of their boarder. Pinckney continues to try to bring culture to the Clampetts, without much success. When he tries to leave them, Granny thinks he trying to skip without paying his rent. The Clampetts put Pinckney on trial for skipping out and he agrees to stay a week and help them around the house. | ||||||
| 85 | 13 | "Start the New Year Right" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 30, 1964 | 3–13 |
| Jed is determined to start the new year off by making friends with Mrs. Drysdale. He sent Granny and Elly over with a gift. They find out that Margaret is in the hospital for a bad case of "nerves". Margaret threatens Milburn that she will stay in the hospital until he gets rid of the Clampetts. She even sent for Dr. Stuyvesant (Les Tremayne), a specialist from New York. Drysdale worries about what this will cost him. Meanwhile, Granny is whipping up some of her nerve tonic for Margaret. Margaret tells Stuyvesant about some of her first encounters with the Clampetts. She then tells him about Elly's pet animals. Stuyvesant is having a hard time believing everything that Margaret is saying. The Doctor leaves Margaret to rest and Jed and Jethro show up. Something the two do causes a tranquilized Margaret to slide out the hospital window. Stuyvesant thinks Margaret is hallucinating when she claims to have seen Jed and Jethro. Now the whole family comes to see Margaret and Elly has her raccoon. They move her bed by the window again. After they leave, Margaret slides out the window again. The family finds her and brings her back to the mansion. Sue England as 1st Nurse. | ||||||
| 86 | 14 | "Clampett General Hospital" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 6, 1965 | 3–14 |
| Mrs. Drysdale wakes up to find she is no longer in the hospital. The Clampetts, unhappy with what they feel as the hospital's poor level of care, broke her out and set her up in their mansion. Both Mr. and Mrs. Drysdale wind up back at the hospital. With the help of Granny's tonic, the Clampetts sneak them both out again. Willis Bouchey appears as Dr. Sanders, Head of the Hospital. | ||||||
| 87 | 15 | "The Movie Starlet" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 13, 1965 | 3–15 |
| A young actress named Kitty Devine (Sharon Farrell) becomes interested in Jethro when she finds out his uncle owns the movie studio. Once at the mansion, Kitty starts to chase after Jed. Jerry Best (Bernie Kopell), Kitty's agent, sees Elly and wants to put her in a Surfer Movie. William Newell appears as a Gate Guard at the Studio. | ||||||
| 88 | 16 | "Elly in the Movies" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 20, 1965 | 3–16 |
| Elly May gets a role in a movie, as well as the admiration of co-star Dash Riprock (Larry Pennell), who doesn't realize who Elly is. Tom Kelly (Bill Quinn), of the studio, tells Dash to go and meet Elly at her dressing room. He also says to be nice to her because she is the owner's daughter. But, when he gets to the dressing room, out comes Miss Jane. He now believes she is Elly May. | ||||||
| 89 | 17 | "Dash Riprock, You Cad" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 27, 1965 | 3–17 |
| Elly is down in the dumps after believing that Dash Riprock jilted her. He mistakenly thought Miss Jane was Elly and he pursued her instead of Elly. Jed tries to cheer Elly up by getting her a date with another actor, Biff Steele. When Biff comes by the mansion he also mistakes Miss Jane for Elly. Jed decides that the only way Elly can get a man is if she dresses like Miss Jane. | ||||||
| 90 | 18 | "Clampett A-Go-Go" | Joseph Depew | Robert Schaefer & Eric Freiwald | February 3, 1965 | 3–18 |
| Beatnik Sheldon Epps (Alan Reed, Jr.) wrecks his car in front of the mansion when he is distracted by the sight of Elly May. The Clampetts take care of his apparent injuries. The family can't understand his peculiar hipster slang and think he's mentally impaired from the accident. | ||||||
| 91 | 19 | "Granny's Romance" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 17, 1965 | 3–19 |
| Mr. Drysdale orders an elderly playboy (Kent Smith) member of the bank's Board of Directors to court Granny, much to the chagrin of the old man's gold-digging girlfriend Phyllis (Sylvia Lewis), who is enlisted to accompany Jed on a double date — though the woman's attitude makes a sharp turn when she discovers the extent of Jed's bank account. | ||||||
| 92 | 20 | "Jed's Temptation" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 24, 1965 | 3–20 |
| When Granny finds out that Jed and the gold-digger Phyllis are attending horse races, she sets out to put a stop to their gambling. But it's Granny new found love of gambling they need to worry about. Don Rickles appears as Fred, the man that gets Granny into gambling. Iris Adrian appears as Marge, Fred's wife. | ||||||
| 93 | 21 | "Double Naught Jethro" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 3, 1965 | 3–21 |
| Jethro decides to become a "double naught" spy and converts the family's truck into his idea of a Bond-mobile. But he becomes the unwitting pawn in rival banker John Cushing's (Roy Roberts) scheme. Mr. Drysdale hires Ellie so she can compete in a Bankers Beauty contest against Cushing's entry, Mabel Slocum (Joyce Nizzari). | ||||||
| 94 | 22 | "Clampett's Millions" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 10, 1965 | 3–22 |
| After Ellie beats out Mabel Slocum to win the Bankers Beauty contest, John Cushing woos Granny to get the Clampett account in his bank. Cushing succeeds in getting the Clampetts to transfer all of their money to his bank. But, when he can't show them it all in cash, they decide to put the money back with Drysdale. John Alvin appears as a photographer. | ||||||
| 95 | 23 | "Drysdale's Dog Days" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 17, 1965 | 3–23 |
| Granny's anger at Mr. Drysdale continues when she wants to withdraw her eleven million dollars again. Mrs. Drydale's poodle Claude is to enter a dog show but gets sick right before. Granny offers to doctor the dog but Elly May is concerned he doesn't know any tricks so she decides to help out by substituting one of her own pets for Claude at the show. Grandon Rhodes appears as the Dog Show Judge. Steve Brodie appears as the armored car guard. | ||||||
| 96 | 24 | "Brewster's Honeymoon" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 24, 1965 | 3–24 |
| John Brewster, the oilman from Tulsa, is bringing his new bride Edythe (Lisa Seagram) to California for their honeymoon. Somehow the Clampetts get the idea that their backyard rustic cabin is the ideal place for the Brewsters to stay. The Brewsters don't want to insult the Clampetts, so they stay in the cabin. Every time they try to sneak out during the night they fall into the swimming pool. | ||||||
| 97 | 25 | "Flatt, Clampett, and Scruggs" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 31, 1965 | 3–25 |
| Flatt and Scruggs arrive just in time to cure Granny of her homesick blues by having her play with them at their club date. | ||||||
| 98 | 26 | "Jed and the Countess" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 14, 1965 | 3–26 |
| With the arrival of spring the Countess Maria (Jean Willes) returns for Granny's new batch of spring tonic. Granny thinks she's looking for a new husband and that Jed is her perfect match. After a misunderstanding, Jed and Granny think the Countess wants to marry Jethro. However, the Countess' husband Humphrey (Burt Mustin), who was lost at their wedding reception, returns. And with the help of some tonic, takes the Countess away. | ||||||
| 99 | 27 | "Big Daddy, Jed" | Joseph Depew | Robert Schaefer & Eric Freiwald | April 21, 1965 | 3–27 |
| Mr. Drysdale owns a building that houses beatnik Sheldon Epps' (Alan Reed, Jr.) club. He hopes to get rid of them when they can't pay their rent but they find a new a sponsor: Jed Clampett. Also, Sheldon turns Jethro and Elly into fellow beatniks. Paul De Rolf appears as Beatnik Horace. Marianne Gaba appears as Beatnik Squirrel. | ||||||
| 100 | 28 | "Cool School is Out" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 28, 1965 | 3–28 |
| Jed soon regrets helping out the beatniks with their money problems when Jethro, Elly May (and even Granny!) decide to join them. Jed manages to convince Sheldon to help bring the three back to normal. | ||||||
| 101 | 29 | "The Big Bank Battle" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 5, 1965 | 3–29 |
| Mr. Drysdale is appalled to learn that Jed is going door-to-door peddling his services as a handyman to keep busy. He then tries to get Jed involved in a hobby. Mr. Drysdale becomes furious when he discovers that Jed has been hired by John Cushing's rival bank as Vice President of Farm Loans. Sue Casey appears as Roberta Graham, Jed's secretary.. | ||||||
| 102 | 30 | "The Clampetts Versus Automation" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 12, 1965 | 3–30 |
| Leroy Lester (Byron Foulger), a longtime employee of the Commerce Bank is being forcibly retired to make way for a new computer system. A chance meeting with the Clampetts gives him an idea about dealing with Mr. Drysdale. Leroy goes back to the bank, where Mr. Drysdale's computer has now died. Mr. Drysdale offers Leroy his job back, but Leroy informs Mr. Drysdale that he will be taking an extended vacation and staying with his new friends, the Clampetts. | ||||||
| 103 | 31 | "The Brewsters Return" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 19, 1965 | 3–31 |
| Mr. and Mrs. Brewster purchase a lot in Beverly Hills to build a new home, and much to their dismay the Clampetts generously offer to help them "set up housekeeping." Jed and Granny think they have the perfect house in mind for their dream home, their little cabin. | ||||||
| 104 | 32 | "Luke's Boy" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | May 26, 1965 | 3–32 |
| Beauregard Short (Robert Easton) arrives in Beverly Hills from back home. Everyone assumes he's there to ask Elly to marry him, which she wants nothing to do with. So, Jethro decides to show him how to be like him, an international playboy. It turns out the real reason he is in town is to be inducted into the Army. | ||||||
| 105 | 33 | "Jed, the Bachelor" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | June 2, 1965 | 3–33 |
| Granny is determined to go back home even if she has to walk back all by herself. Granny sets off for the hills with nothing but a wheelbarrow full of her possessions, but Jed decides to teach her a lesson and let her go. When she reaches Las Vegas she has second thoughts. Jethro tries again to pick up women in front of the Commerce Bank, but this time gets arrested as a masher. Peter Leeds appears as a truck driver that gives Granny a lift. | ||||||
| 106 | 34 | "The Art Center" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | June 9, 1965 | 3–34 |
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Mrs. Drysdale thinks she has a new way of getting rid of the Clampetts: talk Jed into donating their mansion to the city for an art museum. They agree, on the assumption that they are supposed to provide the artworks and not move out. Walter Woolf King appears as George Engel, Fine Arts Chairman. Note: This episode is the final one to be filmed in black-and-white. | ||||||
All episodes from Season 4 onwards now filmed in color
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 107 | 1 | "Admiral Jed Clampett" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | September 15, 1965 | 4–1 |
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Granny's fear of sharks makes her reluctant to go yachting with the rest of the family. When Jed looks for boating attire, he accidentally acquires an Admiral's uniform instead. This causes confusion when he boards a Navy ship he believes to be the yacht Mr. Drysdale wants him to buy. David Frankham appears as the Lieutenant on the Navy ship. Frank Coghlan Jr. appears as a Helmsman. Note: This is the first episode filmed and aired in color; and also the first episode in which Donna Douglas as Elly May takes over the Filmways Presentation announcement at the end of the show. | ||||||
| 108 | 2 | "That Old Black Magic" | Joseph Depew | Ronny Pearlman | September 22, 1965 | 4–2 |
| Granny confuses Mrs. Drysdale's forays into astrology with the practice of black magic. A gift for Elly May from Mr. Drysdale only adds to the confusion. The gift is a bird that has started mimicking Mrs. Drysdale. Granny thinks black magic has turned Mrs. Drysdale into that bird. Granny gets conflicting advice on how to change Mrs. Drysdale back. John Gallaudet appears as Dr. Abbott, a Veterinarian. Tris Coffin appears as Dr. Reimer, a Psychiatrist. Dave Willock appears as an Elevator Starter. | ||||||
| 109 | 3 | "The Sheik" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | September 29, 1965 | 4–3 |
| Jed meets another oil millionaire - Sheik Ahmed (Dan Seymour) from an Arab kingdom - who presents him with an unusual gift: his very own harem. After being told that Jed can't accept, the Sheikh, having fallen for Elly May, tries to broker a trade for her. Without Jed knowing, Jethro makes a deal with the Sheikh, but Elly soon puts a stop to it. Phil Gordon appears as a Reporter. Diane Bond and Nai Bonet appear as Harem Girls. | ||||||
| 110 | 4 | "The Private Eye" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 6, 1965 | 4–4 |
| Jethro is anxious to become a new "Double Naught" spy and Mr. Drysdale gives him his own office. A bank robber (Donald Curtis) hopes to con an unwitting Jethro into helping him get into the bank vault by posing as the head of London's Double Naught Headquarters. Jethro's clumsiness, however, proves the robber's undoing. Paul Bryar appears as the Detective. | ||||||
| 111 | 5 | "Possum Day" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 13, 1965 | 4–5 |
| The Clampetts can't understand why there's nothing in the news about Possum Day in Beverly Hills. When Mr. Drysdale finds out the Clampetts want to go back home because of this, he takes it upon himself to organize one. Granny wants to run for the title of Possum Queen, and needs an opponent to run against. Mr. Drysdale "volunteers" his wife as her challenger, without his wife knowing what's going on. | ||||||
| 112 | 6 | "The Possum Day Parade" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 20, 1965 | 4–6 |
| Granny campaigns dirty against Mrs. Drysdale for the title of Possum Queen. Unbeknownst to Mrs. Drysdale, Mr. Drysdale runs a campaign for her against Granny. Mr. Drysdale goes to great lengths to hide that Possum Day isn't actually a holiday in Beverly Hills. He also goes to various towns trying to get them to hold Possum Day, to no avail. | ||||||
| 113 | 7 | "The Clampetts Play the Rams" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | October 27, 1965 | 4–7 |
| Jethro thinks the Drysdales' attractive young maid Linda (Nina Shipman) is interested in him and commences courting her, but she just wants to watch the football game on the Clampetts' color TV. Jethro decides he needs to learn how to play football to win her over. When Linda wants to watch a Hockey game, Jethro wants to learn how to play Hockey. Mr. Drysdale tells Linda if she is nice to Jethro, he'll buy her a new color TV. | ||||||
| 114 | 8 | "The Courtship of Elly" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 3, 1965 | 4–8 |
| Granny's concocts a love potion for Elly Mae at the same time Mr. Drysdale hires an escort for Elly. Dean Peters (Van Williams) arrives at the mansion with the Clampetts believing he's Miss Jane's boyfriend so Granny tries a reverse spell. Meanwhile, Granny has Elly dressed up as a little girl to show Dean she is still in her courting prime. | ||||||
| 115 | 9 | "A Real Nice Neighbor" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 10, 1965 | 4–9 |
| Mr. Drysdale and Granny try to set Jed up with the rich new neighbor, but they mistake the new neighbor's maidservant Agnes (Kathleen Freeman) for her instead. Jed as usual, isn't interested. Agnes winds up having a little too much of Granny's "rheumatism medicine". William Bakewell appears as the Chauffeur. | ||||||
| 116 | 10 | "The Poor Farmer" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 17, 1965 | 4–10 |
| Jed mistakes dieting billionaire Lucas Sebastian (Sebastian Cabot) for a poor farmer, but admires the man's unwillingness to accept Jed's charity. Mr. Sebastian wants Jed to invest in his new venture, undersea farming. Meanwhile, Jethro experiments with his chemistry set in the kitchen. Lester Matthews appears as Mr. Fleming Pendleton and William Forrest appears as John Canady, potential investors. Hal Baylor appears as Joe Leigh, massage therapist. | ||||||
| 117 | 11 | "Hoe Down a-Go-Go" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 24, 1965 | 4–11 |
| Jed and Granny are concerned the young'uns aren't meeting anyone so they decide to throw a wing ding. Miss Jane ends up hiring a rock and roll band (Cory Wells & The Enemys) but the older Clampetts are confused because they were expecting a country music group. A mix between a square dance and rockfest ensues. | ||||||
| 118 | 12 | "Mrs. Drysdale's Father" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 1, 1965 | 4–12 |
| Mr. Lowell Farquar (Charlie Ruggles), Mrs. Drysdale's father comes for a visit. When he's alone with Drysdale, he reveals he's broke. It seems on his way over, he passed through Las Vegas and lost his whole fortune and is asking Drysdale for a handout, which Milburn refuses. When Lowell later learns of the Clampetts, he goes there hoping to get some of their money so he can go back to Las Vegas. Lowell tries teaching them poker and pool, but Jed and Granny are the ones that keep winning. | ||||||
| 119 | 13 | "Mr. Farquhar Stays On" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 8, 1965 | 4–13 |
| Daddy Farquhar continues to visit the Clampetts's mansion to his daughter Margaret's displeasure. He has plans for Granny, her money, and her gambling acumen in Las Vegas but she's expecting a marriage proposal. | ||||||
| 120 | 14 | "Military School" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 15, 1965 | 4–14 |
| Jethro wants to be a five-star General and Mr. Drysdale decides the safest idea is to get him into a boys military academy. With Jethro twice the size of the other boys, Colonel Hollis (John Hoyt) has his doubts, until he realizes the Clampett property could be used to host an annual battle with a rival academy. This mock battle has Granny and Jed confused, believing that the boys have to save Beverly Hills. | ||||||
| 121 | 15 | "The Common Cold" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 29, 1965 | 4–15 |
| When Mr. Drysdale is unhappy with Dr. Clyburn's (Fred Clark) treatment of his cold, the Clampetts hear about it. Granny decides it's time to set up practice and enlists the rest of her family to help. She also claims a cure for the common cold. Olan Soule appears as a drug salesman, who wants to distribute Granny's cure. Thomas Browne Henry appears as Mr. Parker, a patient. | ||||||
| 122 | 16 | "The Richest Woman" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 5, 1966 | 4–16 |
| Tracy Richards (Martha Hyer), the world's richest woman, tries to convince the Clampetts to sell her their mansion. When Jed refuses to sell she turns to bribery and seduction in an attempt to get her way. She manages to get Granny, Elly and Jethro on her side, but Jed still won't sell. Douglass Dumbrille appears as Doug, Tracy's secretary. | ||||||
| 123 | 17 | "The Trotting Horse" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 12, 1966 | 4–17 |
| Granny wants to learn to drive the truck but can't get used to modern-day contraptions. A horse is more of what she wants and Mr. Drysdale gets her one, a professional trotting race horse. Mr. Drysdale believes they wanted the horse as an investment, but Granny wants to ride it. Granny is disappointed because she can't get the horse to go any faster than a trot. Elly teaches the horse to run fast. Herb Vigran appears as the horse handler. | ||||||
| 124 | 18 | "The Buggy" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 19, 1966 | 4–18 |
| Granny buys a horse and buggy for Mrs. Drysdale so that they can have buggy races, but she gets her an old broken-down mare and names it Lightnin'. Mrs. Drysdale agrees to race when Mr. Drysdale promises her that the Clampetts will leave Beverly Hills if she wins. Jed tries to teach Granny a lesson by switching horses with Granny's champion harness racer, Ladybelle. Granny uses her tonic to put some life back into Lightnin' before the race. | ||||||
| 125 | 19 | "The Cat Burglar" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 26, 1966 | 4–19 |
| After it becomes known that cat burglar Mike Wilcox (John Ashley) is in Beverly Hills, the Clampetts take precautions to protect their home. Not surprisingly, they don't really understand what a cat burglar is. Elly Mae is determined to keep her kitties safe, so she sets traps for the thief while Jethro decides to play private eye. Mike shows up at the Clampett's residence posing as a detective. While Jethro shows Mike around, Jethro keeps getting caught in Elly's traps. That night, Mike and his partner Bernie (Norm Grabowski) try to rob the mansion. Elly catches Bernie and turns him over to Mike. When Mike and Bernie try to escape, they are caught in one of Elly's outside traps. | ||||||
| 126 | 20 | "The Big Chicken" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 2, 1966 | 4–20 |
| Granny sees an ostrich and thinks her growing tonic for tomatoes has made a giant chicken. Until she can create a shrinking pill, she tries to keep the giant chicken a secret. John Baer appears as Nelson, an ad man who was going to use the ostrich in a campaign for Mr. Drysdale's bank. | ||||||
| 127 | 21 | "Sonny Drysdale Returns" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 9, 1966 | 4–21 |
| Granny's prediction that Elly May will soon get married seemingly comes true when Sonny Drysdale (Louis Nye) shows up. Mr. Drysdale arranges a job for Sonny as a beauty product salesman and his sixth stop at the Clampetts is where his merchandise is mistaken as courting gifts. Sonny proposes, but Elly says no. | ||||||
| 128 | 22 | "Brewster's Baby" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | February 16, 1966 | 4–22 |
| Granny and Elly are heading back to the hills to deliver a baby. Jed then decides all four of them will go back to the hills. Mr. Drysdale is frantic to stop them so he reveals that the Brewsters are having a baby that Granny can deliver, knowing they plan to adopt. The Brewsters try to explain to Granny about the adoption, but Granny believes that the Brewsters think they are going to a baby store to buy a baby. Jethro brings home some girls from the Kit Kat Club so he won't be lonely and then he decides to open his own club, The Possum Pen. Phyllis Davis, Joyce Nizzari and Christine Williams appear as the kitty kat girls. | ||||||
| 129 | 23 | "The Great Jethro" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 2, 1966 | 4–23 |
| Jethro wants to become a magician after meeting Marvo the Magnificent (John Carradine), a shady & penniless magician who sells his wares to the gullible Jethro. | ||||||
| 130 | 24 | "The Old Folks Home" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 9, 1966 | 4–24 |
| Granny has decided it's time for spring cleaning. Jed thinks Granny needs help in cleaning the mansion. He thinks maybe a smaller place in the country would be better. But she believes it's because he wants to put her in an old folks home. Granny wants to head to the hills with her share of the money, which Mr. Drysdale is desperate to avoid. Mr. Drysdale makes Granny the Vice President of the whole building. She decides it's time for spring bank cleaning. | ||||||
| 131 | 25 | "Flatt and Scruggs Return" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 23, 1966 | 4–25 |
| Lester Flatt's wife Gladys (Joi Lansing) dreams of being a singer, but Granny won't let her get away from cooking lessons. Miss Jane ends up quitting her job after Mr. Drysdale gives her an undeserved scolding. Jethro adapts the truck with helicopter blades to avoid traffic, which as usual, doesn't quite work. Venita Wolf appears as Miss Murray, a bank secretary. | ||||||
| 132 | 26 | "The Folk Singers" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | March 30, 1966 | 4–26 |
| Jethro is bent on becoming an astronaut. Miss Jane tells him he could get more glory being a folk singer. Along the way Jethro invents a new musical device he dubs the Bodine O'Phone. After seeing Jethro with his new instrument, musical agent Kingsley Sherman (Tom D'Andrea) suggests that newly-unemployed Miss Jane team up with Jethro. With a couple wigs and goofy clothes, Kingsley thinks they can be a hit. Thomas Browne Henry appears as Harvey Matthews, a potential depositor. Venita Wolf appears as Miss Murray, secretary. | ||||||
| 133 | 27 | "The Beautiful Maid" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 6, 1966 | 4–27 |
| Drysdale is irate that beautiful actress Ulla Bergstrom (Julie Newmar) is kept on an expensive stipend without making a film. He decides to send her back to Sweden until he becomes smitten with her after meeting her when Chapman (Milton Frome) brings her to the bank. There's a role that requires her to speak as a backwoods character. Miss Hathaway suggests that they let her stay with the Clampetts so that she can pick it up. Meanwhile, Jethro, who appears to be running wild and not doing his chores, is put on a leash by Granny. He plans to leave home until he meets Ulla. | ||||||
| 134 | 28 | "The Bird Watchers" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 13, 1966 | 4–28 |
| Granny remains eager to get Elly to the altar. Miss Jane's date with birdwatcher Professor Biddle (Wally Cox) inspires Mr. Drysdale to blackmail Dash Riprock into going out with Elly May. Unfortunately, Elly May takes interest in the birdwatcher. Meanwhile, Mr. Drysdale tries to make sure Jed doesn't give Biddle any money to save the Condors. | ||||||
| 135 | 29 | "Jethro Gets Engaged" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 20, 1966 | 4–29 |
| Jethro decides to get a job as an actor. Taking the name Beef Jerky, he finds himself Dash's stunt double and has a rough time at the studio. Jed, Granny and Elly believe that Jethro is taking Dash's job away from him. Jethro meets Debbie Haber and falls in love again. Debbie, however, only wants a screen test and plays up to Jethro so she can get to Jed. Dick Winslow appears as a man. Jack Bannon appears as Bob, a cameraman. Phil Gordon appears as a Second Assistant. Pat Harrington Jr. appears as the Director. | ||||||
| 136 | 30 | "Granny Tonics a Birdwatcher" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | April 27, 1966 | 4–30 |
| Granny brews a batch of her tonic hoping it helps Elly get Dash Riprock for a husband. Professor Biddle asks Miss Jane's help in hatching a condor egg, which she misinterprets as a marriage proposal. Jane gives Biddle a sip of the tonic in hopes of him falling for her; however, it changes the birdwatcher's focus and the Clampetts need to get him out of a tree. | ||||||
| 137 | 31 | "Jethro's Pad" | Joseph Depew | Robert Schaefer & Eric Freiwald | May 4, 1966 | 4–31 |
| After finding some of Mr. Drysdale's old "Swinger" magazines while cleaning his garage, Jethro gets a trailer and turns it into a bachelor's pad. But, he has a hard time finding a girl to join him in it. Edy Williams appears as a bank employee who flirts with Jethro after learning Jed has 50 million dollars. | ||||||
| 138 | 32 | "Jethro Goes to College" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | May 18, 1966 | 4–32 |
| Jed thinks Jethro needs to go back to school to get his mind off girls. But, instead of a real college, Jethro enrolls in Frisby Business Secretarial college that takes his money and graduates him early. Mr. Drysdale, believing he could never get a college degree, promises Jethro a job at the bank if he got one. At his new bank job, Jethro hires all his classmates. Not knowing what it is, Elly May attends a College of Judo and Karate. Louise Lorimer appears as the Dean of Frisby college. Hope Summers appears as Miss Pringle. Gloria Neil appears as Miss Plumpett. | ||||||
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 139 | 1 | "The Party Line" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | September 14, 1966 | 5–1 |
| Granny and Jethro return from visiting the hills with an old-fashioned telephone to communicate with home. Jethro's attempt at setting up a party line with the phone results in the neighborhood losing power. So, Mr. Drysdale attempts to set up a party line for them without much luck. Vinton Hayworth appears as a representative of the phone company. | ||||||
| 140 | 2 | "The Soup Contest" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | September 21, 1966 | 5–2 |
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In an attempt to attract suitors for Elly May, Granny enters some of her own soup in a contest under Elly's name. Elly wins the contest and Granny tries to convince Jed to let her go on TV. Jed thinks it would be dishonest to let her win using Granny's soup. Stafford Clark (Gavin Gordon), the head of the soup company and Roger Dickerback (Stephen Dunne), a representative of the advertising agency come by to get Jed's signature allowing Elly to go on TV. To appease Granny, Mr. Drysdale gets Miss Jane to dress up as Jed to sign the papers. Steve Pendleton appears as the TV Director. Note: Max Baer Jr. does not appear on this episode. | ||||||
| 141 | 3 | "Jethro Takes Love Lessons" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | September 28, 1966 | 5–3 |
| Jethro is in love with Susie, the carhop waitress at the local drive-in, but Susie keeps rejecting his advances. Jed advises a dejected Jethro to take dating advice from Dash Riprock. Dash tells Jethro to buy a convertible and invite Susie to go on a double date with Elly May and him. When Susie learns Jethro knows Dash, she agrees to go on the date. Do to Jethro's bungling, the date does not go well. Dash even lets Jethro use his bachelor pad. Despite Dash's efforts, Jethro still can't get past his hillbilly ways to Susie's heart. | ||||||
| 142 | 4 | "The Badger Game" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | October 5, 1966 | 5–4 |
| A young woman named Rita (Gayle Hunnicutt) poses as Emaline Fetty, an acquaintance from back home. The Clampetts insist she stay with them for awhile. She is actually a con-artist and hopes to blackmail Jed with some compromising photographs. Colonel Foxhall (Leon Ames), Rita's partner, brings the pictures to Mr. Drysdale and demands one million dollars. When they all go over to the Clampetts with the pictures, Jed says he'll do the right thing and marry Emaline. She, naturally, wants nothing to do with that option and leaves. | ||||||
| 143 | 5 | "The Badgers Return" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | October 12, 1966 | 5–5 |
| Lieutenant Richards (David Frankham) brings Colonel Foxhall to the Clampetts to be identified. Due to the Colonel's fast talking, the Clampetts come to believe that the Lieutenant is the criminal. Mr. Drysdale arrives to explain who Richards is. Colonel Foxhall attempts to woo Granny, and now she won't let Richards arrest him. Meanwhile, Jethro decides to sophisticate Emaline to help her evade the police. But, she has bigger plans for blackmailing Mr. Drysdale with her cuckoo clock camera. However, the two swindlers haven't met someone as sharp as Jed. | ||||||
| 144 | 6 | "The Gorilla" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | October 19, 1966 | 5–6 |
| Jethro is chopping wood while a chimpanzee named May Bell watches. He wishes that he could teach May Bell to chop wood. When Elly May comes by, she and Jethro talk and decide that they want a gorilla. After the Clampetts request a gorilla to help out with housework, Mr. Drysdale hires Tom Kelly (George Barrows), a man in a costume, to change their minds. The Clampetts name the gorilla Herby and proceed to work him to death. Tom quits and leaves Drysdale with the gorilla suit. Drysdale puts the suit on and drives off with Miss Jane. The Clampetts go to the zoo and get another gorilla. | ||||||
| 145 | 7 | "Come Back, Little Herby" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | October 26, 1966 | 5–7 |
| The Clampetts miss Herby and ask Mr. Drysdale to get the tame gorilla back. Herby takes advantage of the Clampetts' lifestyle when he's supposed to be working. Jed asks Drysdale to bring Tom Kelly over because Jed would like to buy Herby from him. Tom comes up with a plan. Mr. Drysdale will wear the gorilla suit while Tom tells Jed that Herby is not for sale. When Jed offers $10,000, Tom accepts and drives off, leaving Mr. Drysdale in the gorilla suit. | ||||||
| 146 | 8 | "Jed in Politics" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | November 2, 1966 | 5–8 |
| Granny's soap making sends noxious smoke into the air, which gets the attention of smog commissioner Russell Tinsley (Paul Reed). When Tinsley comes by the house to check on things, Granny chases him away. Tinsley then threatens to shut down Granny's soap making. Jed decides to run against him in an upcoming election when he misunderstands Mr. Drysdale's advice. Jethro claims to have invented a small device to remove smog from cars. Believing the device works, Tinsley agrees to leave Granny alone and Jed drops out of the race. Then Tinsley sees the giant filter that goes along with the device. Tom Hatten appears as Tinsley's Assistant. | ||||||
| 147 | 9 | "Clampett Cha Cha Cha" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | November 9, 1966 | 5–9 |
| Out-of-work vaudeville team Marvin (Frank Faylen) and Marita (Iris Adrian) offer Granny free in-home dance lessons in a scheme to get a foot in the door and hopefully sell the Clampetts additional lessons. Believing the schemers have lost their lease on their dance school, Jed and Granny generously offer to have Marvin and Marita bring their other students to the Clampett mansion. Of, course, there are no other students. Mr. Drysdale comes by to get rid of the dancers, but Marvin manages to convince Drysdale that he's a great dancer. Thinking the ungrateful students have left Marvin and Marita because they lost their lease, the Clampetts set out to get them some new students. Drysdale gets Marvin and Marita a job at the Bankers Convention Variety Show. | ||||||
| 148 | 10 | "Jed Joins the Board" | Guy Scarpitta | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | November 16, 1966 | 5–10 |
| Jed wants to make himself useful by becoming a garbage collector. Mr. Drysdale, fearing potential embarrassment, convinces John Brewster to put Jed to work on the board of directors of O.K. Oil Company. Jed wants to help Brewster get more oil. Brewster discovers that oil losses in a Beverly Hills section of a pipeline are due to the Clampetts accidentally tapping the line. Jed decides to use the company's airplane to start an airline service with Jethro as co-pilot, complete with wooden benches and ropes for seat belts. Barry Kelley appears as E. W. Brachner, O.K. Oil Board Member.Tommy Farrell appears as the Pilot. Jack Grinnage appears as the Co-pilot. C. Lindsay Workman appears as Mr. Peterson. | ||||||
| 149 | 11 | "Granny Lives It Up" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 23, 1966 | 5–11 |
| John Cushing (Roy Roberts) makes another attempt to get the Clampetts to move their money to his bank by romancing Granny. When Drysdale learns of this, he decides to bring his father-in-law Lowell Farquhar (Charlie Ruggles), who had once dated Granny, to draw Granny away from Cushing. Granny runs herself ragged entertaining both men separately in the house at the same time. Both men decide they've had enough and go to the casino together. Jo Ann Pflug appears as a casino employee and friend of Lowell's. | ||||||
| 150 | 12 | "The Gloria Swanson Story" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | November 30, 1966 | 5–12 |
| Gloria Swanson and Drysdale are doing some business which involves her selling her house and some of her possessions and donating the proceeds to charity. When the Clampetts read about her moving away, they think that she's broke and that she's being forced to sell her possessions. They go to see her and try to lift up her spirits by saying they like her movies and that they're still being shown in their hometown. Jed decides to ask Chapman (Milton Frome), who runs his movie studio, to make a silent movie with Swanson and the Clampetts in it. George N. Neise appears as Mr. Foley, in charge of the auction. Frank Sully appears as a Mover. Dan White appears as a Man at the movie premier. | ||||||
| 151 | 13 | "The Woodchucks" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | December 7, 1966 | 5–13 |
| Jethro is so desperate to meet a woman that when Miss Hathaway's bird watching group arrives, he goes out of his way to try to impress one of the women, Athena (Nancy Dow). Mr. Drysdale gets Jethro to join the Woodchucks. He also sets up a Bird Watchers and Woodchucks get-together, so the bird watchers can come to Jethro's initiation. The initiation is interrupted by one of Jethro's achievement award attempts. | ||||||
| 152 | 14 | "Foggy Mountain Soap" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | December 14, 1966 | 5–14 |
| Flatt and Scruggs are visiting to film a TV commercial for Foggy Mountain Soap. Commodore Ratterman (Edward Andrews) thinks the Clampett authenticity would help sell the soap. He doesn't count on their honesty or Jethro's incompetence as a director. Bobs Watson appears as Harry Hogan, assistant director. | ||||||
| 153 | 15 | "The Christmas Present" | Guy Scarpitta | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | December 21, 1966 | 5–15 |
| Christmas is almost here but Granny can't get into the holiday spirit. Jed suggests that "giving" to someone might cheer her up. Jed thinks Mrs. Drysdale should be the person. Meanwhile, Margaret asks Milburn to send the Clampetts away for Christmas. Margaret is selling her old clothes for charity. Granny wants to use her mind-reading potion to figure out what to get Margaret. Margaret tries to talk the Clampetts into flying back to the hills for Christmas. The Clampetts think that the Drysdale's are broke because Jethro tells them Margaret is selling all of her good clothes. They want to buy them back for her as a Christmas present. They can't get money out of the bank because Mr. Drysdale would find out. So to keep it a secret, the Clampetts take seasonal jobs in a department store. Jethro is the store Santa and Elly is an elf. Jed is in sporting goods. Granny is in the Lingerie Department. Margaret comes by the department and thinking she can't afford the items, Granny just puts them in her purse. A woman thanks the Store Manager (James Millhollin) for hiring the Santa because he does so well with the kids. It's as if he had the mind of a child. Mrs. Drysdale gets arrested for shoplifting. The Drysdale's and Miss Jane go to the Clampetts for Christmas. Bruce Hyde as the Floorwalker. | ||||||
| 154 | 16 | "The Flying Saucer" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | December 28, 1966 | 5–16 |
| Mr. Drysdale has a great idea for a bank promotion: a flying saucer to swoop down over the Rose Bowl throwing out "Drysdale Dollars". One problem: the Clampetts spot the flying saucer in Drysdale's backyard along with the Martian actors he hired (Frank Delfino, Jerry Maren and Billy Curtis). The Clampetts invite the Martians over for something to eat. But, as the actors only speak Italian, Granny gets annoyed with them. When Drysdale's plan falls through, he tries to pay off the actors with the Drysdale dollars. John Alvin appears as a Photographer. | ||||||
| 155 | 17 | "The Mayor of Bug Tussle" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle | January 4, 1967 | 5–17 |
| Amos Wentworth Hogg (James Westerfield), Mayor of Bug Tussle, travels to Beverly Hills to visit the Clampetts with hopes of raising $100,000 to cover an embezzlement debt. Mr. Drysdale, trying to impress Jed, makes a lot of promises to Hogg that he can't keep. Jed, however, believes Hogg has eyes for Granny. When Hogg learns how much money Granny has, he is about to propose. But, before he can, Drysdale shows up with a check in order to get rid of Hogg. | ||||||
| 156 | 18 | "Granny Retires" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | January 11, 1967 | 5–18 |
| Granny wants to go back to the hills and take her share of the money. That means she'll have to retire from doctorin'. She needs to train someone to take over her doctoring and Elly and Jethro are her first choices. Drysdale gets Dr. Clyburn (Fred Clark) to volunteer, promising him money for his medical charity. Drysdale comes by, pretending to be sick, so Granny will have someone to cure. This backfires when Elly and Jethro start to work on him. Meanwhile, Granny tries to find the cure for "Granny's Complaint," which Jed says is just old age. | ||||||
| 157 | 19 | "The Clampett Curse" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | January 25, 1967 | 5–19 |
| Feeling burdened by their wealth, Jed and Granny decide to donate all of their millions to Ginny Jennings (Sheila James) and her two college friends. The girls are seeking funds for a phony foundation for needy UCLA college students. Drysdale does anything he can to win the girls account for the bank. Only problem is, Ginny feels a little guilty cashing the 68 million dollar check. Heading back home, the Clampetts run out of fuel before they get out of Los Angeles and decide to make the best out of the situation. They want to clear part of a park and take up sharecropping. The Park Ranger runs the family off the land. Ginny gives Jed the check back. Bernadette Withers appears as Lucy. | ||||||
| 158 | 20 | "The Indians Are Coming" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | February 1, 1967 | 5–20 |
| Granny misinterprets a phone call from Cousin Pearl and believes Indians have attacked in Bug Tussle and have taken over Clampett land. In reality, there is a simple boundary dispute. Chief Running Wolf and Little Fox (John Considine) travel to Beverly Hills to settle the dispute with Jed. Granny prepares for war and expects to be scalped by the "red devils". Mr. Drysdale goes to war to protect the Clampett fortune. Drysdale calls Chapman at the movie studio and tells him to send some actors dressed as Indians to the mansion. He hopes Granny will believe she fought them off and not go back to the hills to fight them. John Wayne guest-stars as himself in a cameo. | ||||||
| 159 | 21 | "The Marriage Machine" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Ronny Pearlman | February 8, 1967 | 5–21 |
| Jethro goes to a computer dating service. After Granny's love potion is a failure, she follows to find a date for Jed. A mix-up occurs and Mrs. Peabody (Lurene Tuttle), the woman that was intended for Jed, thinks she is supposed to be with Jethro. Linda Oliver, from the dating service, takes a fancy to Jethro when she finds out how much money Jed has. But, because Jethro thinks he's intended for Mrs. Peabody, he tries to get Linda interested in Jed. Jed tells Jethro he's interested in Mrs. Peabody. In the end, everyone gets a date, including Granny and Elly. | ||||||
| 160 | 22 | "Elly Comes Out" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | February 15, 1967 | 5–22 |
| After reading Society Sandy's (Robert Strauss) page, Granny decides the best way to get Elly a husband is to throw her a coming-out party, complete with possum sausages and gopher gravy. Mrs. Drysdale, hoping to forever humiliate them, is all too happy to help make it a real hillbilly party. Thanks to an idea from Miss Jane, it turns out to be a success, with even Society Sandy enjoying it. | ||||||
| 161 | 23 | "The Matador" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | February 22, 1967 | 5–23 |
| Jethro decides to get a job and he goes to the movie studio to become a director or a producer. After seeing the matador El Magnifico (Miguel Ángel Landa) with many female admirers, Jethro decides to become a bullfighter. Upon learning how much El Magnifico is worth, Mr. Drysdale hopes to have him and Elly May marry, but her concern is only for the bulls. | ||||||
| 162 | 24 | "The Gypsy's Warning" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | March 1, 1967 | 5–24 |
| Mrs. Drysdale hires gypsies Narda and her son Yerko (Leon Belasco) to scare the Clampetts away. They get Granny to believe there is a curse on the house. When the gypsies learn how much money the Clampetts have, they decide to run another scam on Granny involving a marriage prophecy. Mr. Drysdale and Miss Jane dress as gypsies hoping to counter whatever Narda and Yerko have planned. Granny thinks gypsy Mr. Drysdale is whom she is supposed to marry and wants nothing to do with him. | ||||||
| 163 | 25 | "His Royal Highness" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | March 8, 1967 | 5–25 |
| Mr. Drysdale tries to get Elly May engaged to King Alexander of Sabalia (Jacques Bergerac), believing he has a lot of money. Alexander, who is actually in need of money, works as a busboy on a yacht. Mrs. Drysdale intends on setting the King up with her recently divorced niece Doreen (Victoria Carroll). Doreen mistakes a uniformed Jethro for the King and is quickly unimpressed. Mr. Drysdale finds out the King is broke. Elly is also unimpressed with Alexander and turns down his marriage proposal. Edward Ashley appears as the yacht owner. | ||||||
| 164 | 26 | "Super Hawg" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | March 15, 1967 | 5–26 |
| The Drysdales have temporary custody of a baby hippo and when Granny spots it she thinks it's a giant hog. Granny wants to buy it from the Drysdales because she has plans for turning it into future meals. Elly knows it's a hippo and sees it as another pet. In the end, Mr. Drysdale sends the hippo to the children's zoo. | ||||||
| 165 | 27 | "The Doctors" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | March 22, 1967 | 5–27 |
| Granny continues her doctoring and is especially pleased with her new batch of spring tonic. Dr. Clyburn (Fred Clark) is determined to get her to stop, so he invites her to his office to show her how modern medicine works. Granny has other ideas, because she believes Dr. Clyburn is interested in her. At Clyburn's office, Granny notices that he doesn't have any patients, not knowing it's his afternoon off. The Clampetts decide that Clyburn needs to advertise. They all act in a TV commercial promoting Clyburn. | ||||||
| 166 | 28 | "Delovely and Scruggs" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | March 29, 1967 | 5–28 |
| Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs visit the Clampetts while Lester's wife, Gladys, heads to Mammoth Studios for a screen test. Lester hopes to sabotage Gladys' chances to do well by having Jethro direct her. When the test goes well, Lester hopes three days in the Clampetts' cabin will discourage her. But Gladys is on to his plan and is determined to beat him at his own game. In the end, Gladys changes her mind about being a star. Bobs Watson appears as Harry Hogan. John Alvin appears as Harry Barth the photographer. | ||||||
| 167 | 29 | "The Little Monster" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | April 12, 1967 | 5–29 |
| Jethro wants to open a five-second car wash by dunking cars in their pool. Meanwhile, the Clampetts agree to watch Drysdale's nephew Milby (Teddy Eccles) but they didn't know he's spoiled rotten. He tries to buy many of the antiques in the house from Jethro for pennies on the dollar until Mr. Drysdale steps in. Drysdale punishes Milby by taking away his money belt. | ||||||
| 168 | 30 | "The Dahlia Feud" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | April 19, 1967 | 5–30 |
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Mrs. Drysdale's accuses Granny of theft when many of her dahlia garden supplies go missing. It was actually Elly's chimpanzee that was taking them. Granny wants to start a feud with Mrs. Drysdale but Jed says she should forgive her. When that doesn't work, Granny's back to feuding. Mrs. Drysdale hires gardener Mr. Ted (Ted Cassidy) to help her raise her dahlias, but Granny thinks he has been hired to kill the Clampetts. Granny begs Mrs. Drysdale and Mr. Ted to bury her and spare the others. They explain to her that the holes in the ground are dahlia beds and not graves. Latest episode to be remastered on DVD (2018) | ||||||
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 169 | 1 | "Jed Inherits a Castle" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | September 6, 1967 | 6–1 |
| Jed inherits a castle in England from a distant relative. Jethro proceeds to prepare them for their journey across the pond as part of royalty. He wants them to all dress in royal raiment except Granny, whom he dresses up as an oaf. Miss Jane tells Jethro that oafs are men, so Mr. Drysdale now must wear the clothes. The Clampetts head to the airport, with Miss Jane and Mr. Drysdale to follow on a later flight. Paul Lynde appears as a passport agent. | ||||||
| 170 | 2 | "The Clampetts in London" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | September 13, 1967 | 6–2 |
| The Clampetts leave Beverly Hills for England to check out their new castle. They stop first in San Francisco, where Jethro, thinking they are in England, points out all of the London landmarks. On the flight over Jethro, the Royal Taster, insists on sampling the airline's food before it's served to Jed. Once they land in England, Jethro and Elly try to see the Queen. Jed and Granny head to a chemist's shop to replace her medical supplies that had been impounded by Customs. The elderly chemist (Alan Napier) doesn't understand what Granny wants and begins to quote Shakespeare's Sonnets. Granny thinks he's courting her. When Jethro and Elly return they all head off for their castle. Hugh Dempster and John Orchard appear as Customs Inspectors. Ernest Clark appears as Cedric Giles-Evans. John Barron appears as the Chauffeur. Larry J. Blake appears as a Cab Driver. | ||||||
| 171 | 3 | "Clampett Castle" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | September 20, 1967 | 6–3 |
| Finally at the castle, Granny believes that a dog has eaten Jed's cousin Marcus, while Jethro starts fulfilling his duty as a knight in shining armor by hunting for dragons. The Clampetts try to adjust to the English way of castle life. Richard Caldicot appears as John Faversham, the Head of the castle staff. Sheila Fearn appears as a Young Lady. | ||||||
| 172 | 4 | "Robin Hood of Griffith Park" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | September 27, 1967 | 6–4 |
| Mr. Drysdale tells Jed that if he stays at the castle, he'll have to pay 10 million dollars back tax. Granny wants to leave England until she thinks the feudal system means feuding with the neighboring castle. Meanwhile, Jethro wants to live the life of Robin Hood. Before they leave, Jed gives Mr. Faversham a check for the 10 million. Once back in America, Jethro decides to continue his Robin Hood ways in a local version of Sherwood Forest. Jethro and Elly enlist a couple of hippies (Alan Reed Jr. and Laurel Goodwin) who are interested in Jethro's talk of "smoking crawdads." | ||||||
| 173 | 5 | "Robin Hood and the Sheriff" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | October 4, 1967 | 6–5 |
| Jethro continues his life as Robin Hood in Griffith Park. He's attracted a large group of hippies who still don't realize Jethro has no idea what he's doing. Jed, Granny, Mr. Drysdale and Miss Jane go searching for them. Mr. Dysdale is captured by Jethro and is first made to wear hippie clothes. Then he is given Robin Hood clothes. Drysdale is later confronted by two park policemen who think he's crazy. When the hippies find out what crawdads really are, they decide to leave Jethro and the forest. Victor French appears as Tony the policeman. The band Peppermint Trolley Company perform. | ||||||
| 174 | 6 | "Greetings From the President" | Guy Scarpitta | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | October 11, 1967 | 6–6 |
| While Granny and Elly May visit the folks back in the hills, Jethro receives a draft notice. Jed decides he should pay what it costs the Army to train him. When Mr. Drysdale hears this he starts figuring how he can get Jethro out on a Section 8. Jethro buys an old tank and takes Mr. Drysdale with him to Griffith Park to do some target shooting. Henry Corden appears as a police officer who catches Drysdale in the tank. Bea Benaderet makes a cameo appearance as Cousin Pearl. | ||||||
| 175 | 7 | "The Army Game" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | October 18, 1967 | 6–7 |
| Mr. Drysdale is released from jail after being arrested for the tank incident in the park. Back at the bank he finds out his picture is on the front of the newspaper. Jethro reports to the induction center after getting his draft notice. An Army psychologist (King Donovan) thinks Jethro is a genius in the way he pretends to be crazy to avoid military service. Paul Reed appears as Colonel Stark. Joe Conley appears as a Sergeant. | ||||||
| 176 | 8 | "Mr. Universe Muscles In" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | October 25, 1967 | 6–8 |
| Banker John Cushing (Roy Roberts) has set Elly up with Troy Apollo (John Ashley). When Mr. Drysdale hears about it, he first sets Elly May up with a new beau and he's Mr. Universe Dave Draper. Jed and Granny are concerned about his muscles. Doctor Granny is convinced he is afflicted with barbell bloat and aims to cure him. When Troy arrives Drysdale makes him believe Miss Jane is Elly and Troy leaves in a hurry. Draper suggests that Elly is pretty enough to be "Miss Universe" which has the Clampetts thinking that he wants to marry her. Cushing sends Troy back and this time Troy believes Granny is Elly and leaves. | ||||||
| 177 | 9 | "A Plot for Granny" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | November 1, 1967 | 6–9 |
| Granny's birthday is coming up. Since Granny can't plant crops in their yard, Jed thinks the solution is to buy her a plot of land somewhere else as a gift. He figures a place called Happy Valley is the best spot to buy land, not realizing it's a cemetery. Mr. Brubaker (Richard Deacon), Happy Valley's salesman, visits the Clampetts and from they way describe things, he believes they murdered Granny. Jesse White appears as Mr. Mortimer, Happy Valley's owner. | ||||||
| 178 | 10 | "The Social Climbers" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | November 8, 1967 | 6–10 |
| Granny's old friend the widow Adaline Ashley (Mary Wickes) comes to Beverly Hills, and Granny sets to playing matchmaker for her and Jed. Jed is then aggressively courted by the hillbilly socialite widow. Mrs. Drysdale and her snooty friends are misled to believe Adaline is a real socialite jet setter. Mrs. Drysdale asks Granny if Adaline could be her house-guest for a couple weeks. Adaline shows up at a shocked Mrs. Drysdale's doorstep. | ||||||
| 179 | 11 | "Jethro's Military Career" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | November 15, 1967 | 6–11 |
| Jethro wants to join the Navy and become a frogman. Jed thinks Granny has had too much moonshine when she mistakes Jethro in a frogman suit for a sea monster. Mr. Drysdale distracts Jethro with comics causing him to want to fly to the moon to meet the Moon Maidens there. Jethro buys a rocket to fly to the moon. He then uses Granny's moonshine as rocket fuel. Jethro has to be rescued at sea by a navy helicopter. | ||||||
| 180 | 12 | "The Reserve Program" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | November 22, 1967 | 6–12 |
| Jethro heads down to the Reserves HQ while wearing an ancestor's Confederate Army uniform, because Granny forced him to. Colonel Blake (Lyle Talbot) thinks he's an actor there to participate in a Civil War reenactment. Jethro runs home to tell Granny the Civil War is starting up again. Granny prepares to help with the fight. She and Elly go to the Reserves HQ to do some spying. William Mims appears as General Grant. Bobby Pickett appears as a Lieutenant. Harry Fleer appears as Col. Chittlen. | ||||||
| 181 | 13 | "The South Rides Again" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | November 29, 1967 | 6–13 |
| Granny confuses a reenactment movie with a restart of the Civil War. Granny, Elly, and Jethro, together with "General" Drysdale and "Private" Hathaway, take the fight to the enemy and rout the "Yankee invaders". Granny wounds the actor playing Grant with Ellie's cookies, and then has to cure him with her "rheumatism medicine". Grant and Granny discover they have something in common after all. | ||||||
| 182 | 14 | "Jethro in the Reserve" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | December 6, 1967 | 6–14 |
| Col. Blake asks the actor playing Gen. Grant to play along with Granny so that the Civil War movie can continue. Granny calls Mr. Drysdale and threatens to take her money out of the bank because he left when the fighting started. Gen. Grant upsets Granny when he starts to make a play for Elly. Meanwhile, Jethro uses his 6th grade education to take the written test to enter the Reserves. | ||||||
| 183 | 15 | "Cimarron Drip" | Guy Scarpitta | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | December 13, 1967 | 6–15 |
| Jethro believes his moment for Hollywood stardom has arrived. Casting for Dash Riprock's (Larry Pennell) new TV series "Bachelor Sheriff Knows Best" is occurring. Jethro mistakenly thinks he has been chosen, only to find out they want Elly's pet chimpanzee Cousin Bessie instead. Jethro even ruins Cousin Bessie's chance when he becomes her agent and changes her appearance. Theo Marcuse appears as Von Schlepper, the director. Milton Frome appears as Lawrence Chapman. | ||||||
| 184 | 16 | "Corn Pone Picassos" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | December 20, 1967 | 6–16 |
| Mrs. Drysdale buys an expensive art sculpture that everyone thinks looks like a pile of scrap. She would like to enter it in an art contest. Granny wants to help Mrs. Drysdale win. So, she paints a picture to give to her to enter instead of the sculpture. Bessie the chimp paints over it. Jed and Jethro go to an upscale gallery to buy a painting but are mistaken for gardeners. They buy a Sam Rembrandt for Mrs. Drysdale to enter. Granny and Elly go to the Drysdales and cover the sculpture with mud thinking it will look better. Bessie's painting winds up winning. Frank Richards appears as a Truck Driver. | ||||||
| 185 | 17 | "The Clampetts Play Cupid" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | December 27, 1967 | 6–17 |
| Granny asks Elly when she's going to marry Dash Riprock. Elly says that she's not going to marry Dash as she wants a man who'll live in the country in a log cabin and raise pigs. Granny decides it's time to do a little matchmaking for Dash. She thinks the handsome actor would be perfect for Miss Jane. | ||||||
| 186 | 18 | "The Housekeeper" | Guy Scarpitta | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | January 3, 1968 | 6–18 |
| Jed is worried that Granny is working herself to death with housework. Based upon Mrs. Drysdale's recommendation, Mr. Drysdale hires Mrs. Meek (Fran Ryan) as a housekeeper for the Clampetts. However, she is quite uninterested in doing housework. Once they realize this, Mr. Drysdale and Granny try to think of a way to get rid of her. Mrs. Meek saves them the trouble when she eventually quits. | ||||||
| 187 | 19 | "The Diner" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | January 10, 1968 | 6–19 |
| Jethro's latest decision in life is to open a restaurant. Mr. Drysdale is reluctant to let the Clampetts spend a penny more than they have to, so he offers to look for a suitable place to open a restaurant. He finds one, but it's little more than a condemned dump that not even a hungry trucker would stop at. Still, Jethro is thrilled, and before long, they've opened "The Happy Gizzard". But, Jethro is having no luck attracting customers. Venita Wolf appears as Suzie. | ||||||
| 188 | 20 | "Topless Anyone?" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | January 17, 1968 | 6–20 |
| Jethro's new diner the Hungry Gizzard isn't attracting any customers. After driving by all the restaurants that have the most customers Jethro realizes that they all have something in common. He busts in on Mr. Drysdale, who was trying to impress the wealthy Vanderponts (Ysabel MacCloskey & James Stone), announcing the restaurant is going topless. The Clampetts are informed what that really means. Jed invites the Vanderponts to the Happy Gizzard and finds out that they are actually mountain folk. Mr. Vanderponts buys the Hungry Gizzard from Jethro. Robert Foulk appears as a Truck Driver. | ||||||
| 189 | 21 | "The Great Snow" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | January 24, 1968 | 6–21 |
| Granny wants to leave sunny California because she misses the winter season, which sends Mr. Drysdale into a panic. The banker enlists Miss Jane in an elaborate scheme to convince the Clampetts that a blizzard has occurred at the mansion. Jed figures out that the snow and wolves are not real. Mr. Drysdale blames Miss Jane for the hoax and Jed thanks her for trying to make Granny happy. Now they just need to make sure Granny doesn't find out. | ||||||
| 190 | 22 | "The Rass'lin' Clampetts" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | January 31, 1968 | 6–22 |
| After Mrs. Drysdale complains to Granny about her cabin, they have a physical brawl. Jed tries explaining to Granny that womenfolk in the city don't settle their differences through violence. Jethro says "Yes they do" and tells about the women wrestlers on TV. While watching "The Boston Strong Girl" beat up on "Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm", Granny believes the wrestling is real. She decides to rescue Rebecca. Later, as Jed and Elly are still watching the program, they witness Granny jump into the ring and teach the Boston Strong Girl why not to beat up on a Tennessee girl. | ||||||
| 191 | 23 | "The Great Tag-Team Match" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | February 7, 1968 | 6–23 |
| The last televised wrestling match in which Granny beat up on "The Boston Strong Girl" was such a success that promoter Gene Booth (Alan Reed) wants a rematch. Granny isn't interested and Jed writes a check to pay off the mortage on Rebecca's farm. Mr. Booth expects the check to bounce and then he can force Granny to fight. After Mr. Drysdale tears up the check, Booth brings Rebecca's "parents" (Merie Earle & Jerry Brutsche) for a visit. Granny, Jed and Elly are convinced to fight. But Granny doesn't need any help to beat the Boston Strong Girl and her parents (Mike Mazurki & Margo Epper). | ||||||
| 192 | 24 | "Jethro Proposes" | Guy Scarpitta | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | February 21, 1968 | 6–24 |
| Granny is worried about Miss Jane's spinsterhood and convinces Jethro to ask her to marry him. Granny assures him that she will decline the proposal, but will be thrilled to be asked. Jethro goes to the bank to ask Miss Jane out and meets a new employee, Ilse. Jethro falls for her. At dinner that night Jethro asks Miss Jane for her hand. Hathaway accepts leading to panic in the Clampett household. Jane regrets her decision and tells Jethro, who is happily free to pursue Ilse. Fritz Feld appears as a Waiter. | ||||||
| 193 | 25 | "The Clampetts Fiddle Around" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | February 28, 1968 | 6–25 |
| Jethro is on to his next big idea and wants to play the violin as a means of attracting women. Jed asks Miss Jane to find a teacher and she hires Stromboli (Hans Conreid), a famed classical virtuoso. But the Clampetts want fiddle music so they call on Fiddlin Sam Dingle (Foster Brooks). When Stromboli learns that Sam Dingle makes 2 million a year, he joins in on the fiddle music. | ||||||
| 194 | 26 | "The Soap Opera" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | March 6, 1968 | 6–26 |
| Granny is sad because she has no one to doctor. Granny confuses a soap opera with real life and decides her doctoring can save Dr. Rex Goodbody (John Dehner) from a terminal illness. Mr. Drysdale believes Granny is just a big fan of Goodbodys. He coerces Goodbody into visiting Granny. Knowing he's being written off the show, Goodbody makes a play for Granny and her money. That doesn't go well and Granny chases him out of the house. Grandon Rhodes appears as a Doctor. | ||||||
| 195 | 27 | "Dog Days" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | March 13, 1968 | 6–27 |
| Granny is on the warpath concerning the chaos caused by Ellie's critters and declares either they go or she does. Mr. Drysdale is equally irritated by the expense of his wife's poodle. Jed tries to find a solution, but in the end the dogs melt Granny's heart and she lets them stay. Meanwhile, Jethro and Ilse give one of Mrs. Drysdale's dog a haircut, which she actually likes. | ||||||
| 196 | 28 | "The Crystal Gazers" | Joseph Depew | Mark Tuttle & Deborah Haber | March 20, 1968 | 6–28 |
| Jethro tries to see the future with a plastic crystal ball he ordered. Granny believes she has psychic abilities and the power to predict the future. After some of Granny's predictions came true, it turned out one was something she was told and forgot earlier and another Elly May made come true. With her reputation on the line, she picks a stock for Mr. Drysdale, saying he will come into a lot of money. It turns out to be a stage coach manufacturer and that could cost him a small fortune. But, Jed buys the company so the stock will go up. | ||||||
| 197 | 29 | "From Rags to Riches" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | March 27, 1968 | 6–29 |
| Mr. Drysdale wants to film a Super Banker commercial with the old Clampett cabin and the Clampetts as hillbillies who were raised from poverty by his bank. The shack's return has Mrs. Drysdale unhappy and she throws Milburn through the cabin's door. Granny decides Mr. Drysdale needs a head transplant. But before Granny can operate, Mr. Drysdale comes around. Drysdale proceeds to start filming his commercial. | ||||||
| 198 | 30 | "Cousin Roy" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | April 3, 1968 | 6–30 |
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Cousin Roy (Roy Clark) from back home comes to visit and to open up a distribution point for Mother Myrtle's Tonic. Granny isn't very keen on any competition against her own tonic, especially from Myrtle Halsey whom Granny is not fond of. Cousin Roy sets up a stand outside of the Commerce Bank. When a policeman (Peter Leeds) comes by to check things out, he recognizes Mother Myrtle's tonic as he is from the hills as well. But when Granny and Jethro set up a stand, the same policeman arrests them. Meanwhile, believing she is a wealthy business owner, Mr. Drysdale flies Myrtle in to visit Granny. Phil Arnold appears as a Maintenance Man. Note: Roy Clark plays a dual role as Cousin Roy and Mother Myrtle. | ||||||
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| 199 | 1 | "A Bundle for Britain" | Joseph Depew | Gene Thompson | September 25, 1968 | 7–1 |
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The Clampetts feel that their eighty million dollars in the bank is a burden to Mr. Drysdale. When Jethro misunderstands and believes Britain's queen is broke, the family decides to give all their money to her. Alan Mowbray appears as Montrose, an actor Mr. Drysdale hires to try and talk the Clampetts out of giving their money away. When Montrose learns how much money Jed has, he comes up with a scam to have Jed buy Canada for the Queen, saying that that would help her much more. Richard Caldicot appears as John Faversham. Note: This is the first episode with Nancy Kulp and Raymond Bailey featured in the opening credits. | ||||||
| 200 | 2 | "Something for the Queen" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson & Gene Thompson | October 2, 1968 | 7–2 |
| Heading to England Jethro smuggles Ellie's turkey buzzard on the plane upsetting Mr. Drysdale and a fellow passenger (Dick Wesson). After landing, they try to meet with the Queen to give her the deed to Canada. The Clampetts then go to their castle where Granny would like to reignite a year-old feud with the neighboring castle. Their butler Faversham tries to assure Granny that will be no trouble with the neighbors, but when Granny hears a cannon fired from next door, she believes their "War of the Roses" has begun. Donald Bisset appears as Tetley. Jack Bannon appears as Customs Assistant. Alister Williamson appears as Hotel Doorman. | ||||||
| 201 | 3 | "War of the Roses" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson & Gene Thompson | October 9, 1968 | 7–3 |
| Jethro challenges Colonel Dumbarton (William Kendall) from the neighboring castle to a "War of the Roses". The Colonel remembers Jethro as the knight who rode through his rose bushes the year before and accepts. Jethro determines that a joust is the best way to end the dispute. Meanwhile, Mr. Drysdale dresses Miss Jane up as Queen Elizabeth I in an attempt to fool the Clampetts who want to give her the deed to Canada. Rosalind Knight appears as Vanessa, the Colonel's daughter. | ||||||
| 202 | 4 | "Coming Through the Rye" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson & Gene Thompson | October 16, 1968 | 7–4 |
| While in England, Jethro falls for Sandra MacGregor (Ilona Rodgers), the niece of Colonel Dumbarton at the neighboring castle. The Clampetts think Dumbarton's nephew Emlyn MacGregor (David Prowse), a man wearing a kilt, is the girl that Jethro has fallen for. Sandra jokingly tells Jethro that she will marry him, but he thinks she's serious. Granny and Jed are upset over the idea that Jethro will marry what they think is an ugly woman. But when the Colonel tells them there will be no wedding, Granny feels jilted. Miss Jane explains to them that who they think is Sandra is actually a boy. The Clampetts finally meet Sandra and they have a celebration, everyone dressed in kilts. | ||||||
| 203 | 5 | "Ghost of Clampett Castle" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson | October 23, 1968 | 7–5 |
| In an attempt to get the Clampetts to move back to California, Mr. Drysdale tells Granny about the spirit of Lady Clementine. Her husband was murdered in the Clampett castle. Lady Clementine's ghost is going to return to seek revenge on the person who killed her husband; her little old grandmother. Jethro holds a seance to get rid of the ghost. Mr. Drysdale dresses like a ghost, hoping to scare the Clampetts. But Granny has a shot gun full of rock salt and shoots the ghost. | ||||||
| 204 | 6 | "Granny Goes to Hooterville" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson & Dick Wesson | October 30, 1968 | 7–6 |
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After the Clampetts return from London, Granny gets a letter from Hooterville asking her to help with Betty Jo Elliot's baby. Miss Jane agrees to come over and fill in for Granny while she is away. Miss Jane hurts her back and Jed is trying to hold her up. Granny thinks Jed has fallen in love with Miss Jane. Mr. Drysdale see the two of them together and starts to believe the two will get married. Drysdale then begins to treat Jane like a queen, until he finds out from Jed that there will be no wedding. Aron Kincaid appears as Cliff. Guest stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson and Frank Cady as Sam Drucker Note: This episode begins a crossover with Petticoat Junction that concludes on "Granny, the Baby Expert". | ||||||
| 205 | 7 | "The Italian Cook" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 6, 1968 | 7–7 |
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With Granny gone and Elly May's cooking skills nonexistent, Miss Jane gets Jethro to hire Maria, a gorgeous Italian cook who speaks no English. Once Granny believes that she has cured the Elliots' baby, she uses all manner of transportation to return to her starving family. When Mr. Drysdale learns Granny is coming home, he goes to the Clampetts to fire Marie. But once there, he falls in love with her cooking. Guest stars from Petticoat Junction: Linda Henning as Betty Jo, Mike Minor as Steve Elliott and Frank Cady as Sam Drucker Note: This episode includes a clip from the Petticoat Junction episode "Granny, the Baby Expert" where Granny thinks the Elliots' baby had turned into their dog. | ||||||
| 206 | 8 | "The Great Cook-Off" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 13, 1968 | 7–8 |
| Granny feels useless with Maria, the Italian cook, around. Jed tries to fire Maria, but she doesn't understand him. Meanwhile, love-struck Jethro hopes to marry Maria. Jethro then believes that Jed wants to steal Maria away from him and challenges him to a gladiator duel. Jed talks Granny into making peace and she teaches Maria some of her dishes. | ||||||
| 207 | 9 | "Bonnie, Flatt, and Scruggs" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | November 20, 1968 | 7–9 |
| Lester Flatt, his wife Gladys (Joi Lansing), and Earl Scruggs visit the Clampetts dressed up as Bonnie and Clyde because they have just come from a publicity shoot. Jethro and Elly dress up in the same costumes and go the Commerce Bank to scare Mr. Drysdale. In the confusion, Mr. Dysdale believes Homer Cratchit (Percy Helton), the bookkeeper, abandoned his post. To get back at Homer, Mr. Drysdale dresses up as a bank robber but gets caught by the police. Drysdale steals Miss Jane's idea to have everyone dress up as crooks for a "Super Banker" commercial. However, the commercial doesn't go quite as Drysdale planned. | ||||||
| 208 | 10 | "The Thanksgiving Spirit" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | November 27, 1968 | 7–10 |
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Cheap Mr. Drysdale wants Miss Jane to cook one turkey for his 65 employees. The Clampetts want to visit Hooterville to celebrate Thanksgiving with the inhabitants and Betty Jo Elliot's baby. Mr. Drysdale doesn't want them to go, because he's afraid they'll stay there and take their money with them. He tries various ways to keep them from going. Drysdale even takes off some parts of their truck's engine. Miss Jane lets the Clampetts use her car. Jethro arrives at Sam Drucker's store and Eb Dawson volunteers to work for "The Star-Maker". Everyone in Hooterville believes Jethro is a big Hollywood producer. At the Shady Rest, Granny and Jed think they hear Elly flirting with a boy. Elly is really talking to the dog. Jethro tries to convince the lovely Billie Jo and Bobbie Jo that he can make them movie stars. They naively fall for his phony showbiz talk. Meanwhile, Eb Dawson is smitten with Elly and they spend some time together. Granny gets to see Steve and Betty Jo's baby again. It's time for the Thanksgiving Dinner and Jed says the prayer. Guest starsFrom Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker, Linda Henning as Betty Jo, June Lockhart as Dr. Janet Craig, Meredith MacRae as Billie Jo, Mike Minor as Steve Elliott and Lori Saunders as Bobbie Jo From Green Acres: Eddie Albert as Oliver Douglas, Eva Gabor as Lisa Douglas and Tom Lester as Eb Dawson | ||||||
| 209 | 11 | "The Courtship of Homer Noodleman" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson & Lou Huston | December 4, 1968 | 7–11 |
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While feeding Elly's critters, Mr. Drysdale tells Miss Jane how he still believes the Clampetts will move to Hooterville. The Clampetts return and tell Mr. Drysdale about Eb and Elly and how they are practically married. Drysdale tells them he can get Elly a man and Granny tells him they like Eb because he's a country boy. To keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale gets Hollywood actor Dash Riprock (Larry Pennell) to play homespun country boy Homer Noodleman. Granny insists on meeting Homer's father. Drysdale forces Miss Jane to dress as Noble Noodleman with the promise of a large reward. When Miss Jane figures out that Drysdale misled her about the reward, she turns the tables on him. Guest stars: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker from Petticoat Junction and Tom Lester as Eb Dawson from Green Acres | ||||||
| 210 | 12 | "The Hot-Rod Truck" | Guy Scarpitta | Buddy Atkinson & Dick Wesson | December 11, 1968 | 7–12 |
| To keep up with his Hollywood Producer image, Jethro trades the truck for a hot rod. Jed makes him take it back. Meanwhile, Miss Jane reminds Mr. Drysdale that it's Granny's birthday. Granny overhears Jed and Jethro talking about the old truck and thinks they are talking about her. Jethro now shows up with a dune buggy and a hippie named Medicine Man (Lonnie Burr). Jethro finally brings the truck back and tells Jed it needs some new parts put in. Granny overhears this also and thinks they're going to put new parts in her to keep her working. Jed explains things to Granny. Jethro then has the truck turned into a hot rod. Mr. Drysdale comes by with a pig dressed in clothes as a gift for Granny's birthday. Granny wants to stay with the old truck and has it restored to the way it was. To prove how good the old truck is, Granny races Jethro in his hot rod and she wins. | ||||||
| 211 | 13 | "The Week Before Christmas" | Ralph Levy | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | December 18, 1968 | 7–13 |
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Jethro receives letters from both Billie Jo and Bobbie Jo. Because he fooled them into believing he is a big producer, they both fool him by agreeing to marry him. Granny gets a letter from Sam Drucker. He invites them to Hooterville for Christmas. She misunderstands other things he wrote and thinks it's a love letter. Elly's bear Fairchild eats Granny's letter before she gets to finish reading it. Now she doesn't know if Sam proposed to her or not. Meanwhile, Drysdale tells Miss Jane that the bank employees are all calling him "Scrooge". He's only going to give them half a day off for Christmas and no bonus. Jed comes by to talk to Drysdale. Granny wants to operate on Fairchild to get the letter. The employees start to protest and give Drysdale a ticking present. Jed asks Drysdale to watch Fairchild while they go to Hooterville. In Hooterville, Billie Jo and Bobbie Jo write more love letters to Jethro. Granny calls Sam and again misunderstands about a proposal. Jethro decides to stay home with Drysdale. He promised to marry both girls and doesn't want to face Bobbie Jo and Billie Jo and a breach of promise issue. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Lori Saunders as Bobbie Joe, Meredith MacRae as Billie Jo and Frank Cady as Sam Drucker | ||||||
| 212 | 14 | "Christmas in Hooterville" | Ralph Levy | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | December 25, 1968 | 7–14 |
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It's Christmas morning and Jethro finds a lot of food under the tree. The Clampetts and Miss Jane are in Hooterville to celebrate Christmas. At the bank, Homer Cratchit (Percy Helton) hands Drysdale a written request by the employees to be allowed to leave early for Christmas. Drysdale tears the request up. Miss Jane calls Drysdale and he says she's fired. To get him worked up, she tells Drysdale that Jed gave Sam Drucker a new bank and put some money in it. The bank is actually a metal box, but she doesn't tell him that. Drysdale faints and has a dream that Sam is now the President of the Commerce Bank. When he comes to, he tells the employees they can go home. Meanwhile, Eb pursues Elly and Granny wonders if Sam will propose. Mike Minor sings his single "One Day At A Time". Back at the mansion, Jethro tells Drysdale that Fairchild the bear repeatedly beat him at cards and won all the food Jethro got. Drysdale, convinced that Jed intends to move all of his money to Drucker's bank, wants to drive to Hooterville to stop him. Jethro will let Drysdale take the truck if he takes Fairchild with him. Sam talks to Elly about her marrying Eb. Granny overhears and mistakenly believes Sam wants to marry Elly. Granny dresses like a little girl to appear younger to Sam. Everyone rides aboard the Hooterville Cannonball and sings Christmas carols. Guest starsFrom Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Linda Henning as Betty Jo, Mike Minor as Steve Elliott, Lori Saunders as Bobbie Jo, Meredith MacRae as Billie Jo and Frank Cady as Sam Drucker From Green Acres: Tom Lester as Eb Dawson Note: Black-and-white stock footage of the Hooterville Cannonball on its caroling run from the Season One Petticoat Junction Christmas episode "Cannonball Christmas" was used in this otherwise color episode | ||||||
| 213 | 15 | "Drysdale and Friend" | Guy Scarpitta | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | January 1, 1969 | 7–15 |
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When the Clampetts arrive home they learn from Jethro that Mr. Drysdale went to Hooterville where they were spending Christmas. He is jailed in a little town for transporting Granny's "white lightning" and Elly's drunken bear in the Clampett truck. Sam Drucker shows up to help, but Mr. Drysdale wants nothing to do with him, as he believes Sam wants to get Jed's money for his bank. The Clampetts show up to the trial, and through a few favors, they get Mr. Drysdale of the hook. J. Pat O'Malley appears as Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson. Stacy King appears as Kathy King. George Dunn appears as Bailiff. Hank Worden appears as Harry. Guest stars from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker and Hank Patterson as Fred Ziffel | ||||||
| 214 | 16 | "Problem Bear" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson | January 8, 1969 | 7–16 |
| Mr. Drysdale is sick and Dr. Granny springs into action and wants to bring him some of her white lightning "flu" remedy. But Elly's bear Fairchild has taken a liking to Granny's "flu" remedy and drinks most of it. Mrs. Drysdale fears that society Mrs. Van Ransonhoff (Norma Varden) will look down on her as Milburn only has the common flu and not the Hong Kong flu. Granny does bring Milburn some of her medicine and tells him to take some every hour. After she leaves, Fairchild comes into the room and drinks the medicine while Milburn is asleep. Granny checks on Milburn and thinks he drank all of the moonshine. She leaves another jug and Fairchild drinks that as well. In a daze, Milburn sees the bear. He tells Margaret about it and she is thrilled thinking he's getting sicker. Granny, Jed, Elly and Betsy check on Milburn and find the jug empty. In a daze, Milburn sees Betsy in a nurses uniform. He tells Margaret what he saw and she can't wait to brag to the Bridge Club that Milburn is hallucinating. Miss Jane comes by and Milburn tells her how Fairchild started drinking. Margaret brings Mrs. Van Ransonhoff to have Milburn tell her about his hallucinations. Mrs. Van Ransonhoff sees Fairchild and Betsy on the balcony. Granny comes by and embarresses Margaret even more. | ||||||
| 215 | 17 | "Jethro the Flesh Peddler" | Joseph Depew | Story by : Buddy Atkinson & Lois Hire Teleplay by : Buddy Atkinson, Lois Hire & Dick Wesson | January 22, 1969 | 7–17 |
| Jethro's new plan is to become a big time talent agent. Jethro tells Jed and Granny that he leased the 5th floor of the Commerce Bank. Mr. Drysdale is excited about getting a big time talent agent to lease part of the bank. He gives a fancy jacket to beautiful secretary Bunny for closing the deal. Drysdale then learns that it's Jethro who's in charge of J.B. Enterprises. Cousin Roy (Roy Clark) from back home comes for a visit. He's out in Beverly Hills to make a record album but first he needs an agent. The family and Roy go to see Jethro about being Roy's agent. Jethro gives them the brush off. Drysdale tries to talk Jethro out of being an agent and that he's running up a lot of bills. Roy decides to go back home because Jethro won't represent him. Elly sweet talks Roy into staying. | ||||||
| 216 | 18 | "Cousin Roy in Movieland" | Joseph Depew | Dick Wesson | January 29, 1969 | 7–18 |
| Roy tells Jed and Granny that the man at the record company wants to record him, but he has no money. Jed says he'll put up the money. Jed again asks Jethro to be Roy's agent, but Jethro turns him down. Mr. Drysdale is trying to figure out how he can get his rent money from client-less Jethro. Jed and Elly go to see Roy make his record. Drysdale tells Jed that with his financial backing, Jethro can make Roy the biggest thing in show business. Under threat of eviction, Jethro agrees to take on Cousin Roy as a client. But first he wants to remake the singer's image which changes everything that made the guitar player likeable. Jed and Ellie are dismayed. Roy tells Jethro that he can't perform with the new image and Jethro tears up his contract. Then they all learn that Roy's country record is a smash hit. Jethro wants Roy back. | ||||||
| 217 | 19 | "Jed Clampett Enterprises" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | February 5, 1969 | 7–19 |
| Drysdale is still trying to get rent money from "Mr. Show Business", Jethro. Drysdale talks Jed into taking over the space and setting up Jed Clampett Enterprises. What Drysdale doesn't know is that Jed plans to sharpen tools, whittle things and have a repair shop. Granny will have a doctor and dentist office and a barber shop. Elly will be the pretty receptionist and give away animals to each customer. When Jethro hears about Jed taking over, he threatens to take his stable of stars somewhere else and Drysdale says that fine with him. Drysdale is surprised when he finds out what Jed and Granny intend to do. Elly is going to walk around outside the building and advertise JC Enterprises. Drysdale doesn't want that to happen, so he tells Jed he'll find the customers for him. Drysdale decides to have his employees get their healthcare from Granny. He tells Miss Jane to seal off the 5th floor from the public. Drysdale tells Homer Cratchit about the health care program. Elly tells Homer that Granny can make his hair grow in. Granny goes to work on Drysdale's teeth despite his objections. Venita Wolf as Suzy. Seamon Glass as Julie Andrews. | ||||||
| 218 | 20 | "The Phantom Fifth Floor" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | February 12, 1969 | 7–20 |
| After Granny pulls the caps off of Drysdale's front teeth, he begins to regret that he let them take over the fifth floor. But then his greed takes over and he wants to raise Jed's rent. Mr. Armstrong (Herb Vigran), a building inspector, visits the bank to find out about the business on the fifth floor. To prevent him from going to the 5th floor, Drysdale tells him that Jethro came on hard times and jumped to his death and that the 5th floor is now vacant. Meanwhile, Jed agrees to let Jethro open his talent agency at the mansion. Jed shows Miss Jane the wooden teeth he whittled for Mr. Drysdale. Armstrong visits the fifth floor anyway. After speaking to Granny and Jed about Jethro and what the two of them are doing there, he believes it to be a place for occupational therapy. When Elly tells everyone that Jethro is coming back because there are no stars where he is, Armstrong knows the therapy is needed. Drysdale hears that Armstrong is on the fifth floor and he thinks he's in for a lot of trouble. But Armstrong comes by and congratulates him on his therapy program. Drysdale then starts bragging about the program and Granny comes by and wants to put in his wooden teeth. | ||||||
| 219 | 21 | "The Hired Gun" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | February 19, 1969 | 7–21 |
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Granny gets Mr. Drysdale up at 5am so he can open the bank for them. Drysdale tells Miss Jane that he hired "troubleshooter" Homer Bedloe for the bank. His main mission is to get the Clampetts to close their business operating out of the 5th floor. Bedloe arrives and mentions how he worked for Drysdale's father and admired him for his meanness. When Bedloe and Drysdale see Jed coming, Drysdale pretends to be on the Clampett's side and tells Bedloe to leave. Jed tells Drysdale that Jethro will be joining the company as a psychiatrist and fish cleaner. Homer tells Drysdale he has a plan to get rid of the Clampetts. Meanwhile, Homer Cratchit now has a full head of hair thanks to Granny. Homer and Drysdale put their plan into action. Thinking they've caused Drysdale enough trouble, Jed says they will leave. But after seeing what a good friend Drysdale was for sticking up for them, they decide to stay. Note: Charles Lane reprises his role from Petticoat Junction as Homer Bedloe. | ||||||
| 220 | 22 | "The Happy Bank" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | February 26, 1969 | 7–22 |
| Granny provides Homer Cratchit with a baldness cure which makes the other employees curious about what's going on on the 5th floor. Mr. Drysdale is even more eager to get the Clampetts out of his building, but when he sees them, he can't bring himself to say anything. Elly brings one of her cats, Louise, that's about to have kittens. Granny has Elly register Louise as an employee of the bank and puts the cat in the maternity ward. Carol Bennett, one of the secretaries, takes an interest in Jed when she finds out how much money he has. Drysdale learns that there's someone in maternity and Granny tells him it's the bank's cleaning lady. Drysdale thinks Louise is an unwed woman. Drysdale fires Carol, but then she threatens to tell the newspapers about the cleaning lady. Drysdale thinks his father has come back as a crow. He asks his father for advice when Jethro says Louise had triplets. Miss Jane tells him Louise has had 5 babies with more on the way. Jed and Granny decide they want to close up shop and vacate the 5th floor. | ||||||
| 221 | 23 | "Sam Drucker's Visit" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | March 5, 1969 | 7–23 |
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Sam Drucker wins a trip to Beverly Hills and Bobbie Jo sends a telegram to let the Clampetts know. Granny misunderstands the message and believes he's coming to court her. After hearing that Sam is coming for Granny, Elly starts working on her cooking skills. Jethro is afraid him and Jed will be left at the mercy of Elly's terrible cooking. Jethro hopes to sabotage this supposed romance. When Sam arrives, Jethro tells him that many handsome actors are pursuing Granny. Jethro tells Sam that even Dash Riprock is courting Granny. Sam says that Dash is too young for Granny. Jethro says that Dash is actually pushing 70 and it's make-up that makes him look young. When Drysdale hears Sam's in town, he's afraid Sam is trying to get Jed to put his money in the Hooterville bank. Drysdale begs Granny not to move to Hooterville. Jethro gets Dash Riprock to dress up like the Lone Ranger and pretend to be one of Granny's many suitors. Dash rides up to the mansion on a white horse and then takes Granny away. Jethro's plan to make Sam leave doesn't work, because Sam's enjoying the excitement. Guest stars from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker and Lori Saunders as Bobbie Jo | ||||||
| 222 | 24 | "The Guru" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson & Ric Touceda | March 12, 1969 | 7–24 |
| Jethro wants to be a Guru and is working on some Yoga exercises. He believes all the Hollywood actresses are attracted to Gurus. Jethro also hopes to learn from Mrs. Drysdale's Guru (William Mims). The Guru seems to have a fondness for money, alcohol and women. The Guru would like Margaret to take a pilgrimage to India. She calls Milburn, and after misunderstanding where she wants to go, he says she can go. Margaret writes the Guru a large check. After learning the Clampetts have a lot of money, the Guru goes there. The Guru was about to meditate with Jethro, but then he sees Elly in a bathing suit. The Guru tries to sell Jethro a Guru license for $5000. Granny shares some moonshine with the Guru and he proclaims her "Queen of Gurus". Mr. Drysdale, sensing the Guru is interested in the Clampetts' money, calls the police to have him arrested. When the Police Officer (Ray Kellogg) arrives at the Clampetts', he finds a tipsy Granny dressed as a guru and arrests her. | ||||||
| 223 | 25 | "The Jogging Clampetts" | Joseph Depew | Buddy Atkinson & Lou Huston | March 19, 1969 | 7–25 |
| The Drysdales have taken up jogging. Margaret wants to join the local jogging club and Drysdale wants the members to put their money in his bank. Margaret is better at it than Milburn and she says she's going to beat him. Granny overhears this and sees them running. Granny thinks Margaret is trying to kill Milburn. Elly and Jethro have taken up jogging as well and Granny learns that's what the Drysdales were doing. Drysdale tells Miss Jane that he hopes to get the 30 million dollar account of Jason Detweiler (Paul Newlan), head of the jogging club. Mr. Drysdale needs a doctor's note saying he is in perfect health to be able to join Detweiler's club. Knowing that no real doctor will sign the note, Miss Jane takes him to see Dr. Granny. Granny gives Drysdale a physical examination. Despite a blood pressure issue that is caused by the thought of money, Granny passes Drysdale. Ellie and Jethro form "Jethro's Joggers". Drysdale collapses while jogging with Detweiler, so Detweiler comes back and insults Dr. Granny. Granny proceeds to outjog Detweiler. The men of the jogging club see Elly and decide to join Jethro's club. | ||||||
| 224 | 26 | "Collard Greens an' Fatback" | Joseph Depew | Paul Henning & Buddy Atkinson | March 26, 1969 | 7–26 |
| Famous singer Pat Boone is in the neighborhood because he is interested in buying the Drysdale mansion. Once he arrives, he smells Granny's cooking and he wanders into their backyard. The Clampetts befriend him, thinking he's a hill country man down on his luck. Tristram Coffin appears as Mr. Tucker. Jack Bannon appears as Policeman. | ||||||
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 225 | 1 | "Back to the Hills" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | September 24, 1969 | 8–1 |
| Granny thinks a mountain lion ate Jethro in the root cellar, but it's Elly's new pet. Granny learns that Elverna Bradshaw's daughter is getting married. Granny tells Jed they have to go back to the hills to find Elly a man. Jethro says he can bring some college boys over to meet Elly. Granny tells Drysdale they're going to the hills and want to take their money as a dowry for Elly. Jethro brings three students over, but it turns out they are more college protesters than college students. Elly leaves with Mitch (Rob Reiner), one of the three, and Jethro. Drysdale tries to talk Jed out of leaving for the hills. Elly comes by dressed as a hippie and carrying a protest sign. Granny, Jed and Elly leave for the hills. Meanwhile, Jethro stays at the mansion and plans to continue his college pursuits. Robert Corff as Boy Student. | ||||||
| 226 | 2 | "The Hills of Home" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 1, 1969 | 8–2 |
| Jed, Granny, and Elly arrive in Silver Dollar City and are dropped off in front of the hotel. Old friend Shad tells them there'll be fair starting soon. Jed and Elly go into the hotel and Shorty Kellems (Shug Fisher), who Jed hasn't seen in 25 years, is the clerk. Meanwhile back at the mansion, Drysdale is cooking for Jethro and his three protester friends and is getting tired of it. Mitch tells Drysdale that he'll get a bunch of people to picket at the bank. Drysdale says that he's one of them at heart. When Miss Jane calls, he tells her the bank is a temple of greed. Mr. Parnell (Walter Woolf King), the new president of the Bankers' Association, overhears what Drysdale said. Granny meets up with her old rival Elverna Bradshaw (Elvia Allman) and restarts their feud. Elverna makes a bet with Granny that her daughter will be married before Elly. Drysdale dresses up as a hippie to prove to Jethro and his friends that he is one of them. They agree to not picket the bank and leave. Miss Jane brings Mr. Parnell to the mansion and he sees hippie Drysdale. Granny finds a way to have Elverna instigate a fight and Granny goes chasing after her. | ||||||
| 227 | 3 | "Silver Dollar City Fair" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 8, 1969 | 8–3 |
| Miss Jane calls Drysdale at the mansion. He tells her to get him on a plane to the hills as he has to get the Clampetts back. He's tired of cooking for Elly's critters and Jethro. Meanwhile, the Silver Dollar City Fair begins and Granny and Elverna Bradshaw's feud continues. Miss Jane tells Drysdale that the Clampetts are staying until they find Elly a husband. After she's married, the whole family might stay there. Granny wants their money sent to them. Elly has entered several contests and Jed is worried about the baking one. Granny keeps up her efforts to get Elly married, extolling her virtues to all the bachelors at the fair. Jed tries to get Granny to stop. Granny helps Chick Allen, the Herb Medicine Man, sell his products. While doing so, she promotes Elly's beauty again. Elverna tries to stop her and Granny rubs Chick's Magic Mud all over her face. Slim Wilson as Square Dance Singer. Paul De Rolf as Man. Pauline Stroud as Woman. | ||||||
| 228 | 4 | "Jane Finds Elly a Man" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 15, 1969 | 8–4 |
| Elly enters a cake baking contest and Granny is worried that when people find out how bad it is, it will turn off potential suitors. She wants Jed to buy it before too many people see it. Meanwhile, Miss Jane and Jethro head to Silver Dollar City because Jethro is tired of eating Drysdale's cooking. Jethro is hoping to meet some girls at the fair. Miss Jane gets dressed to go bird watching in the woods. Elly tells Granny and Jed that mill owner Eck Bozeman bought her cake and wants another one. Granny and Jed go to see Eck and it turns out he's using the cake as a millstone. Miss Jane comes running back from the woods. She tells Granny and Jed that she found the perfect man for Elly while in the woods. His name is Matthew Templeton and she invited him to meet Elly. Matthew arrives and he is tall and handsome. He and Elly go sightseeing. | ||||||
| 229 | 5 | "Wedding Plans" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 22, 1969 | 8–5 |
| Matthew and Elly are back from their walk. Granny passes off her food as cooked by Elly. Granny talks up Elly's virtues to Matthew and believes he's willing to marry her. Granny calls Mr. Drysdale and tells him that Elly's getting married and Miss Jane was the one that found the man. Drysdale is furious and says he'll fly out right away. Granny tells him to bring Jed's money. Granny rubs it in to Elverna that Elly will be married first and Granny will win the bet they have. Elverna says that her daughter's future husband, Robert Holloway, looks like Matthew. Eleverna is embarrassed when Robert shows up and is a scrawny little man. The family begins to make plans for Elly's upcoming wedding to Matthew. Jed and Granny would like to meet Matthew's family and he says they'll come by that afternoon. Drysdale arrives and learns from Shorty that the Clampetts will put their money in the bank of Bugtussle. He decides that he will buy the bank. | ||||||
| 230 | 6 | "Jed Buys Central Park" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 29, 1969 | 8–6 |
| Elly is trying on her wedding dress. Conman Honest John Shafer (Phil Silvers) arrives in Silver Dollar City and tries to get a room at Shorty's hotel. Honest John sees Miss Jane in her bird watching outfit and thinks she's a boy scout. Jethro arrives and is thrilled to meet someone from New York. John learns from Jethro about Jed's millions and he hopes to get the Clampetts to go to New York. John meets Granny and Elly and proceeds to compliment Granny on her beauty. Later, Matthew comes by and tells Granny that his wife will be along shortly. He also mentions that he's a preacher. A surprised Granny has to tell Jed that Elly's wedding is off. Granny wants to leave right away as to avoid Elverna. Honest John tells Granny and Jed that there are a lot of eligible men in New York City. And he's willing to sell them Central Park. Honest John and the Clampetts fly to New York City. Meanwhile, Mr. Drysdale comes back to Silver Dollar City after buying the bank of Bugtussle. He learns from Shorty the Clampetts are going to buy Central Park and have left. | ||||||
| 231 | 7 | "The Clampetts in New York" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 5, 1969 | 8–7 |
| Miss Jane and Mr. Drysdale try to get to New York as quick as they can to stop Honest John's con job. After arriving in New York, Honest John tells the Clampetts that the police might take him to their station because he always likes to help them out. The police do take John away. The Clampetts tell their Cabbie (Dick Wesson) to take them to Central Park as they have just bought it. The Police drop off John at Central Park and the Policeman (John Cliff) gives him a twenty four hour notice to leave. The Clampetts find a spot to build a cabin by a lake. They witness an old lady get robbed by two muggers. John tells them it's just a game. Honest John continues to show Jed around New York trying to "sell" him as many landmarks as possible. Jethro and then Jed come across the muggers, who soon find out how strong Jethro and Jed are. Honest John tells the Clampetts he has to leave. Miss Jane and Drysdale wind up with the same Cabbie the Clampetts had and he takes them to where he dropped off the Clampetts. Feeling guilty after the Clampetts treated him so nice, Honest John gives Jed back all the money he took from him. Norm Grabowski as First Mugger. | ||||||
| 232 | 8 | "Manhattan Hillbillies" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 12, 1969 | 8–8 |
| While searching for the Clampetts in the park, Mr. Drysdale and Miss Jane encounter the muggers. Back in the hotel, Miss Jane looks for the Clampetts with binoculars, but only finds birds she's interested in. The Clampetts settle on their new property of Central Park and Jed and Jethro start building a log cabin. Police Officer Tim O'Sullivan (Sean McClory) confronts Granny and asks about the cabin they're building. He also mentions some other laws she's breaking. When he comes to believe she and the family are Irish, he leaves her alone. Tim then meets Jed and Jethro. Tim says he'll bring by his Sergeant later to meet them. Drysdale gets into an argument with a cabbie about the amount of the fare and tip while searching for the Clampetts. Elly finds Miss Jane and brings her to Jed and Jethro. Granny looks for possums but meets the muggers instead, giving them a lesson in manners. Drysdale finally finds Miss Jane and the Clampetts. They start to feel homesick and decide to return to California. Tim brings Sgt. Patrick Muldoon (Sammy Davis Jr.) to where Jed was building the cabin. Granny left a note for him saying they went back home. | ||||||
| 233 | 9 | "Home Again" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 19, 1969 | 8–9 |
| Back in California, Miss Jane is driving Granny and Elly home. Granny lost her glasses on the plane. She claims she doesn't need them, but in reality, she does. Back at the mansion, veterinarian Dr. Bob Graham is taking care of Elly's critters and is by the pool. Granny recalls that Drysdale said Dr. Graham would be perfect for Elly. Granny goes to the pool and mistakes a seal for the veterinarian. Granny tells Jed how ugly Bob is. The airline found Granny's glasses and Miss Jane is bringing them to her. Bob introduces Elly to his young little brother, Jimmy. Bob asks Elly to dinner and a movie and then leaves. Granny mistakes Jimmy's pet otter for him. Jed gives Granny her glasses. Granny mistakes handsome Dr. Graham for Miss Jane's boyfriend. Jethro love talks Miss Jane so Bob can be with Elly. Bob tells Miss Jane they should double date. Bob comes by for Elly and Miss Jane shows up. Jed will go out with Miss Jane because Jethro ate too much and can't get up. Judith McConnell as Jeanne Leeds. | ||||||
| 234 | 10 | "Shorty Kellems Moves West" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 26, 1969 | 8–10 |
| Shorty Kellems sells the Silver Dollar City hotel and his silver mine. He comes to Beverly Hills for a visit with his "Fortune" of $1380.00. Shorty would like to go to a wild Hollywood party but Jed doesn't know of any. Drysdale comes by to tell Jed he's now worth 90 million. Jed doesn't seem to care. Jed does mention that Shorty should put his money in Drysdale's bank. Drysdale misunderstands a conversation and mistakenly believes Shorty is wealthier than Jed and he would like to win his account. Shorty says he doesn't trust banks. Jethro tells Drysdale that Shorty would like to go to a wild Hollywood party. Drysdale says he'll put on a party at the bank for Shorty. When Shorty gets to the bank, secretary Patricia Switzer tells Shorty the party is only for depositors. Secretary Jeanne Leeds (Judith McConnell) convinces Shorty to get his money and bring it back to the bank. Drysdale sets up a "Roman Orgy" at the bank for Shorty. Mrs. Drysdale shows up and drags Milburn out of the office. Shorty thinks that Margaret is Drysdale's mother. | ||||||
| 235 | 11 | "Midnight Shorty" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 3, 1969 | 8–11 |
| Granny is upset that Shorty has been staying out late with a bunch of girls. Drysdale finds out that Shorty only deposited $1180 in the bank. Drysdale, still believing Shorty has a lot more money, will continue his misguided campaign to win him as a depositor. Jethro asks Shorty why all the girls are after him. Gloria, Jeanne, Patricia and Helen show up at the mansion. Drysdale told them that whoever gets Shorty to deposit the rest of his money, that girl will get a bonus. Even though Shorty is tired, the girls want to take him to Las Vegas. Afraid Shorty will lose all his money there, Drysdale installs a casino in the Clampetts' back yard. Granny wants Jed to send Shorty home before he drops. Jethro wants to join the fun with the girls, but they aren't interested in him. When Drysdale finds out Shorty isn't rich, the girls he had fawning over Shorty dump him in the pool. | ||||||
| 236 | 12 | "Shorty Go Home" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 10, 1969 | 8–12 |
| Jethro is leading a wild life with Shorty. Granny makes Shorty do many chores around the house to encourage him to return to the hills. Shorty complains to Jed that the girls he's going out with are costing him a lot of money. Shorty wants to take his money out of Drysdale's bank. Jed calls Drysdale, who misunderstands and thinks Jed is taking his money out. Drysdale enlists the secretarial pool to persuade Jed not to. While the girls fawn all over Jed, Shorty tries to get their attention, but they're not interested in him. When they get back from the bank, Granny has more chores for Shorty. Jed tells Shorty he should marry a girl from the hills and hints that he should find a girl like his daughter Elly. This encourages Shorty to write a note asking Elly to marry him. To get Elly off the hook, Jed tells Shorty he actually slipped the note under Granny's door. Shorty leaves in a hurry. | ||||||
| 237 | 13 | "The Hero" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 17, 1969 | 8–13 |
| Mrs. Drysdale's favorite nephew, Lance "Jetstream" Bradford (Soupy Sales) is coming for a visit. He is still, after ten years, a 2nd Lieutenant in the Air Force. Some men put a large "Welcome Hero" sign over the Clampett's door thinking it's the Drysdale mansion. Jethro believes it's for him because he thinks he saved Mrs. Drysdale's dog. Drysdale tells Margaret how much he's spending to give Lance a hero's welcome at the bank. Milburn reluctantly gives Lance a job as vice president of the bank. Drysdale calls Jed and tells him to come to the bank for the reception and they think it's for Jethro. Lance arrives outside the bank and the crowds welcome him. The Clampetts pull up and bump into Lance's car causing him to fall out and hit his head. Apparently, during the hero's welcome, the bank gets robbed. Back at the Clampett mansion, Lance mentions to Jethro that Margaret is throwing a party for her hero that evening. Lance invites Elly to the party and they spend some time together by the pool. Margaret comes by and insults Elly. Granny pushes Margaret into the pool. | ||||||
| 238 | 14 | "Our Hero the Banker" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 24, 1969 | 8–14 |
| The Clampetts are going to drop by the Drysdale home to wish Lance good luck on his first day at the bank. Granny's doesn't want to go because her feud with Mrs. Drysdale continues. At the Drysdale's, the Clampetts bring Lance some gifts and Elly kisses him. Margaret starts to insult Granny and Granny hits her on the head with a flower pot. At the bank, Lance starts his interviews for his secretary. Meanwhile, Jed stops Granny from going to Margaret with a shot gun. Jethro tells Jed that he wants to impress the secretaries at the bank by wearing an Air Force General's uniform. Lance is desperate to land a new depositor for the bank. Jethro tells Lance he'll put his money in the bank if Lance hooks him up with some of the secretaries. Drysdale finds that Lance has taken over his office and wants it changed back. Lance tells Milburn he's bringing in an Air Force General's account. The only problem is the General is actually Jethro, who says he'll put his whole 50-cent allowance in the bank. | ||||||
| 239 | 15 | "Buzz Bodine, Boy General" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 31, 1969 | 8–15 |
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After getting a letter from Betty Jo and Steve Elliot with their baby, the Clampetts want to go and visit them. Jethro is still renting a general's uniform. Jethro comes to Hooterville in his uniform and on a helicopter. Sam Drucker figures out it's Jethro. Jethro hopes to have Steve give him flying lessons. Steve is nervous when a General comes to his airstrip until he realizes it's Jethro. Steve tries to explain to Jethro that he shouldn't be wearing the uniform as it is impersonating an officer. The rest of the Clampetts return to Hooterville. Sam introduces Mr. "Howard Hewes" (Guy Raymond) to the Clampetts. He owns a lot of land in Hooterville including the spot where Steve keeps his plane. Steve would like to give Jethro lessons but he doesn't believe his old plane is safe enough. Jed is thinking of buying Steve a new plane and wants to invest in Steve's business along with Howard. Jed calls Drysdale about getting some money. Drysdale believes it to be the real Howard Hughes. Drysdale, seeing dollar signs as usual, plans to leave for Hooterville right away, hoping to get Hughes to put some of his fortune in the Commerce Bank. Guest stars from Petticoat Junction: Linda Henning as Betty Jo, Mike Minor as Steve Elliott and Frank Cady as Sam Drucker | ||||||
| 240 | 16 | "The Clampett-Hewes Empire" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 7, 1970 | 8–16 |
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Granny thinks that Howard is sweet on her until Betty Jo tells her he's married. Sam takes a picture of Jed and Howard for the paper. Meanwhile, Drysdale has written a song for Howard and intends to bring some secretaries along to sing it for him. Mr. Drysdale, Miss Jane and the three singing secretaries arrive in Hooterville. Betty Jo is surprised to see the Shady Rest full of presents that Drysdale brought with. Granny thinks they are for her and that Sam sent them. Drysdale fawns all over Howard after he meets him. Mrs. Bertha Hewes (Winifred Deforest Coffin) asks Granny and Betty Jo if they've seen Howard. Bertha thinks he's chasing after other women. Drysdale has his secretaries sing for Howard. Bertha shows up and finds the ladies cuddling up and singing to Howard. Bertha chases Howard out of the hotel. Drysdale is then greatly disappointed when he discovers Jed has gone into business with plain farmer "Howard Hewes", rather than the reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes. Guest stars from Petticoat Junction: Linda Henning as Betty Jo, Mike Minor as Steve Elliott and Frank Cady as Sam Drucker | ||||||
| 241 | 17 | "What Happened to Shorty?" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 14, 1970 | 8–17 |
| Drysdale and Miss Jane come by the mansion wanting to greet Shad Heller, the Mayor of Silver Dollar City, when he arrives. Shad comes by and Miss Jane gives him the key to the city. Shad mentions to Jed that Shorty never came back home. Granny notices that things are missing from her root cellar. Jed and Shad discover that Shorty has been hiding on the property for a month, afraid to go back home. Shad tells Jed that Elverna Bradshaw bought the Silver Dollar City Hotel. Shad and Jed try to make Shorty think that Elverna won a beauty contest, in hopes he will propose marriage to her as a way to get his hotel back. Shorty does call Elverna and offers to buy the hotel back. She says he will get the hotel back when he marries her and he says no. The men convince Shorty that Elverna is beautiful and he calls her back. Elverna arrives to marry Shorty. Secretary Gloria Buckles comes by the Clampett mansion to drop off some papers and drives off with Shorty. Elverna, thinking Elly's chimp is Shorty sleeping in the back of the car, heads off to Las Vegas to get married. | ||||||
| 242 | 18 | "Marry Me, Shorty" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 21, 1970 | 8–18 |
| Elverna discovers Elly's chimp is in the car and not Shorty. Gloria drops Shorty back at the mansion. Shorty tells Elverna they'll get married once he has his bachelor party. Confused by Jed's phone call, Mr. Drysdale says he will give Shorty a party at the bank. Elverna finds out from Jethro about the Harem Girl party Drysdale is going to throw. Granny and Elverna decide to dress up and crash the party. Jean Bell appears as Sugar Jean Bell. | ||||||
| 243 | 19 | "Shorty Spits the Hook" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 28, 1970 | 8–19 |
| Jed catches Shorty several times trying to sneak out of the house so as to not have to marry Elverna. Meanwhile, Mr. Drysdale has cheated Miss Bell out of her bonus for coming up with the Harem Bachelor party idea. Miss Jane tells Drysdale that Miss Bell's little brother Cookie would like to meet him. Cookie turns out to be anything but little. Cookie is joined by his big brother, who is even bigger. Drysdale decides to pay Miss Bell her bonus. Miss Jane suggests they use some of the pictures from the Harem Party as an add for the bank. In a last-ditch desperation attempt to avoid marrying Elverna, Shorty pretends to be addicted to gambling which he knows she's against. Drysdale gets himself in trouble with Miss Bell's brothers again. | ||||||
| 244 | 20 | "Three-Day Reprieve" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 4, 1970 | 8–20 |
| Shorty continues to resist marrying Elverna and has run off again. Shad and Jed learn there is a three-day waiting period before the wedding. Shorty has locked himself in the bank's secretarial pool. Shad and Jed get him back to the mansion, only to have Shorty sneak out again. Shorty is back at the secretarial pool, but this time he has taken Jethro with him. To track the reluctant groom Jed has Shad put a bell on him. Miss Jane shows Shorty a "Doctored" photo of Elverna in a bathing suit. But after really seeing her in a bathing suit, Shorty runs off to the secretarial pool again. | ||||||
| 245 | 21 | "The Wedding" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 11, 1970 | 8–21 |
| Jed and Granny are at the bank and invite Drysdale and Miss Jane to Shorty's wedding. Shorty is more desperate than ever to get out of his engagement to Elverna. To make sure Shorty gets married, Jed and Shad build a cage for Shorty. But Jethro gets outsmarted and lets Shorty go. Shorty heads to the bank's secretarial pool. Mr. Drysdale brings Shorty back to the mansion. While rehearsing for the wedding, a handcuffed Shorty tricks Jethro several times into letting him go. Jed goes to the bank. Shorty is caught there again, put in the cage again and Jethro is once again tricked into letting him go. Elverna and Granny learn that the three day waiting period has been revoked. They can get married right away. Shorty is caught at the bank and handcuffed to secretary Gloria. Drysdale calls Jed and says Shorty and Elverna can get married at the bank. Jed and Elverna arrive at the bank and meet Judge Marshall. It turns out the confused Judge married Shorty and Gloria. | ||||||
| 246 | 22 | "Annul That Marriage" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 18, 1970 | 8–22 |
| Even though Shorty and Gloria are married, Elverna brings Shorty to the mansion to lock him in the cage again until the wedding can be annulled. Hoping to convince her she should annul her marriage, Jed offers Gloria a taste of country living by offering her a stay in their little cabin in back. After Jed calls Elly to get the cabin ready, Granny briefly thinks that Jed has married Gloria. Gloria is surprised when she sees the cabin and a hog. While he is in the cage, Shorty kisses Elverna and gets the key out of her purse. Jethro sees this and let's it slip to Elverna that Shorty has the key. Shorty tricks Jethro again and gets out of the cage. Elly gets Gloria some farm wife clothes. Jethro gets Bessy the chimp to let him out of the cage. Later, Jethro sees Bessy has a banana. When he goes into the cage to get it, Bessy locks him in. After Granny has her do several chores, Gloria decides farm life is not for her. Because the marriage license was made out for Shorty and Elverna, Shorty's marriage to Gloria is invalid. | ||||||
| 247 | 23 | "Hotel for Women" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 25, 1970 | 8–23 |
| Granny gets Jed, Elly, and Jethro to move into the old cabin in the backyard. Shorty Kellems exploits the now-unoccupied mansion and turns it into a hotel for only women. The girls from the bank secretarial pool move in. When Jethro finds out, he wants to be part of the action, but Shorty won't let him in the mansion. Jed begins to suspect something is going on. When he enters the mansion he finds Jethro trying to sneak in dressed as a girl. Jed tells Shorty he needs to move back to the hills. | ||||||
| 248 | 24 | "Simon Legree Drysdale" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | March 4, 1970 | 8–24 |
| Shorty's been sent back to the hills. But the Clampetts still have all his girl boarders to deal with in the mansion. Jean Bell's brothers ask Mr. Drysdale why she moved out of their house. He tells them that Jean is living in luxury at the Clampett mansion and they should go and see the place. Jean has volunteered to do some chores around the mansion. Mr. Drysdale has serious trouble when Jean's brothers get the mistaken idea that he has enslaved their sister. | ||||||
| 249 | 25 | "Honest John Returns" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | March 11, 1970 | 8–25 |
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Elly and Jethro tell Jed and Granny that they saw Honest John while they were driving. They flashback to when they had to say goodbye to him while in Central Park. Honest John returns to his wife Flo (Kathleen Freeman) and confesses that he has gone straight. John flashes back to when Jed gave him money for the park. Flo convinces him he's got to get back into the "con-game" and should start with the Clampetts again. Meanwhile, Jed flashes back to when the police dropped John off at the park. Just then, Honest John shows up at the mansion. John claims he will build a giant fan to blow all the smog out of Los Angeles through the mountains. Jed has a hard time getting some money from Mr. Drysdale. Jed tells him the project is a secret, but it has to do with drilling in the San Bernardino Mountains. Drysdale thinks Jed has struck oil there. Honest John gets half a million from Jed. Each of the family thank him for what's he's going to do. Honest John tells Flo about the money and how easy it was to get. She keeps asking him where it is. He tells her he once again had a change of heart and gave it back. She starts yelling and throwing things at him. Note: This is the first time an "edited" version of the opening credits, without the ballad, is aired. A clip of Phil Silvers appears before the titles with an announcer telling us Phil Silvers is in the episode. | ||||||
| 250 | 26 | "Honesty is the Best Policy" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | March 18, 1970 | 8–26 |
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Honest John tries to explain to Flo why he gave Jed the money back. Flo is intent on helping John regain his scheming composure. Meanwhile, Drysdale wants his real estate agent, Fred Hutchins (Dave Willock), to buy up land in the mountains where he thinks Jed has found more oil. Drysdale sends Miss Jane to find out the location where Jed plans to drill. Flo and John go to the Clampetts to continue the smog removal scam. Flo goes as Honest John's Spanish mother. Miss Jane finds out from Granny that Jed is drilling to remove smog, not drilling for oil. But to teach Drysdale a lesson, she won't tell him. When Jed and the rest go to get the sack of money, Elly tells them that Jethro took it and went to look for Honest John. Jed says he'll go to the bank and get more. This time Jed gets 7 hundred thousand. Flo breaks into Jed's wall safe, but it's full of Granny's goat cheese and she faints. Once again Jed gives Honest John the money. But this time Flo, who has just had some of Granny's "medicine", makes him give it back. Drysdale finds out that he spent a fortune on useless land. Note: This is the second time an "edited" version of the opening credits, without the ballad, is aired. A clip of Phil Silvers appears before the titles with an announcer telling us Phil Silvers is in the episode. | ||||||
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date [4] | Prod. code |
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| 251 | 1 | "The Pollution Solution" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | September 15, 1970 | 9–1 |
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Granny tells Jed that Drysdale is coming by to pick up the money that Honest John didn't take. Drysdale shows up with an armored truck. Jethro is trying to think of a way to help with the smog problem. Miss Jane tells him he must convert the gas powered car engine to something else, like steam or electricity. Jed won't let Drysdale take the money. Jethro converts the truck to steam (evidently either wood-fired or coal-fired, producing thick clouds of smoke). The Clampetts decide to travel to Washington DC to give their fortune to the President to fight the smog problem. Jethro converts the truck to electricity (requiring a very, very long extension cord). Drysdale resorts to an outrageous scheme to keep the money in his bank. But, the Clampetts still decide to go. Note: A young (early thirties) Rich Little impersonates President Nixon, John Wayne and Ed Sullivan. | ||||||
| 252 | 2 | "The Clampetts in Washington" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | September 22, 1970 | 9–2 |
| The Clampetts fly to D.C. in hopes of giving the President money to fight the smog problem. Con artist Honest John Schafer (Phil Silvers) and his wife Flo (Kathleen Freeman) follow them out there. Honest John meets the Clampetts at the White House. Jed writes a check for one million dollars and gives it to Schafer, who says he will give it to the President. Flo thinks they should take the money and run. To get even more money from Jed, Honest John plans to sell Jed the White House. Flo dresses like a Native American and claims to own the land that the White House is built on. After some conversation, Sitting Hawk (Flo) agrees to sell the White House to Jed. The Clampetts then ask a White House Guard (Richard Erdman) if they can see the President. Thinking they are crazy, the Guard gets them into a car to be taken away. | ||||||
| 253 | 3 | "Jed Buys the Capitol" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | September 29, 1970 | 9–3 |
| Jed tells Honest John that when they tried to get into the White House to give the President the deed that Sitting Hawk (Flo) sold them, they were taken to a psychiatric ward for evaluation. John comes up with a story as to why they couldn't visit the White House. Again, Flo just wants to take the money and run. John wants to get more. Elly finds four kittens and names them after Presidents. Meanwhile, Drysdale is selling tickets to school children to see Elly's animals. Miss Jane informs him that Jed has written two $1 million dollar checks. Drysdale tells her to fly to D.C. and get the Clampetts. Honest John proceeds to sell Jed the Capitol Building. At the hotel, a Waiter (Cliff Norton) misunderstands things that the Clampetts say and thinks they're crazy. John sells Jed several more Washington landmarks. Once again, after the Clampetts tell him what a wonderful man he is, Honest John refuses to keep the money. | ||||||
| 254 | 4 | "Mark Templeton Arrives" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 6, 1970 | 9–4 |
| Elly's bear Fairchild isn't feeling well and she wants Granny to doctor him. Rev. Matthew Templeton's lookalike brother Mark, a Navy frogman, shows up at the bank. He asks Miss Jane if she could take him to the Clampetts. Mark meets Jed and Granny and she finds out that he is single. Once he learns that Mark went to see Elly, Drysdale tells Jed that he was the one that sent him. Mark meets Elly and they spend some time together. Mark tells her that he works under water with dolphins and whales. After Elly explains to Granny what he does, Granny believes that he is half man and half frog. Mark wants to show Elly his diving suit by the swimming pool. Granny sees Mark with his diving pants on and is even more convinced the water turns him into a man frog. Granny warns Elly that Mark is a frog man and she says she knows. Granny tries to tell what she thinks to Jed, but he thinks she's been at her moonshine. | ||||||
| 255 | 5 | "Don't Marry a Frogman" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 20, 1970 | 9–5 |
| Ellie continues dating Mark Templeton over Granny's objections, who is convinced he is part frog. After talking to Miss Jane, Granny decides to put her medical knowledge to work trying to figure out a cure for being half-frog. Elly is going on a picnic with Mark and is preparing some food. Jed is going to keep Mark from eating his daughter's cooking, so he has Jethro get some store bought food. When Jethro gets back, Jed finds he's eaten all the food. Mark arrives and Granny gives him a potion to drink. Elly and Jethro go to get some more food. After Mark leaves, Granny finds a frog outside. She believes that her potion worked the wrong way and turned Mark completely into the frog. Granny tries to give the frog a tonic to turn it back into Mark. Granny speaks with Miss Jane and somehow gets the idea that if Elly kissed the frog, it would turn Mark back. When Granny sees Mark again, she thinks her advice to Elly worked. | ||||||
| 256 | 6 | "Doctor, Cure My Frog" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | October 27, 1970 | 9–6 |
| Granny is desperate to keep Mark from being a frog so he can eventually marry Ellie. She even checks his feet to make sure they're not webbed. Jed tries to keep Granny and Jethro away from Mark and Elly so they can have some alone time. To thank Miss Jane for her help, Granny brings her a frog. That way Miss Jane can kiss it and have it change into a man for herself. Mark wants to show Elly how to scuba. Granny continues to believe that every time Mark enters the water, he turns into a frog. Jethro is still trying to teach Duke how to fetch. Mark has his full scuba outfit on and Granny panics. She is also alarmed that Elly and Jethro want to be frogmen like Mark. Miss Jane brings Elly the frog that Granny gave her. Mark tells Elly he'll get her a scuba outfit. Believing Granny is having bad dreams about frogs, Miss Jane refers her to psychiatrist Dr. Klingner (Richard Deacon). Granny brings the frog with when she goes to see Dr. Klingner. The two have a confusing conversation about Elly and her liking her animals. | ||||||
| 257 | 7 | "Do You Elly Take This Frog?" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 10, 1970 | 9–7 |
| Granny continues to believe that when Elly kisses the frog that is around, it turns back into Mark. Mark comes by with Elly's scuba outfit. Granny tells them to please stay out of the water. When they say they're going to the pool, Granny jumps on Mark's back. Dr. Klingner prescribed a tranquilizer for Granny and Jed makes her take it. Granny has a dream that Elly marries a giant frog in a Naval Uniform. Granny tries to stop the wedding. When Elly kisses Mark, she turns into a giant frog. Granny wakes up and again tries to keep Mark and Elly out of the water. Meanwhile, to get on Mark's good side, Drysdale pretends he was in the Navy as well. Granny sees Mark and Elly wearing their scuba suits in the pool and thinks they're both turning into frogs. When Drysdale tries to take credit for bringing Mark and Elly together, Granny pushes him into the pool. Thinking it will cheer her up, Jethro brings Granny two frogs he found. Granny visits Dr. Klingner with the two frogs and she wants him to turn them back into Mark and Elly. When Granny comes home she sees Mark and Elly and tells Miss Jane to thank Dr. Klingner. | ||||||
| 258 | 8 | "The Frog Family" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 17, 1970 | 9–8 |
| Granny remains convinced that going in the water is turning everyone into frogs. She suggests to Mark that he become a cowboy instead. Jed tells Granny that Jethro is in the water practicing to be a frogman. She goes to the pool and finds a frog that she believes is Jethro. Granny takes the frog to Dr. Klingner in the belief he is able to return frogs back into humans. She tells Dr. Klingner about Jethro's family and how she's an M.D., mountain doctor. Meanwhile, Miss Jane tells Drysdale that Granny tried to get the secretaries to kiss the frog. Granny is happy when Jethro comes home. Mark offers to teach Jed how to be a frogman. Granny jumps on Jed's back to stop him from going in the water. Jed gives Granny a tranquilizer but she doesn't take it. Now Granny believes Jed has been turned into a frog and she brings him to Dr. Klingner. She tells him how Jed the frog is a millionaire and has a mansion. When Granny sees Jed back at home, she thinks Dr. Klingner worked his magic again. | ||||||
| 259 | 9 | "Farm in the Ocean" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | November 24, 1970 | 9–9 |
| Mark shows Granny and the rest of the family a film about his navy job to help her understand his frogman activities. She remains unconvinced. Mr. Drysdale is still trying to get on Mark's good side by pretending he was in the Navy also. He even has Miss Jane dress in a navy outfit. But when Drysdale hears from Mark that Jed wants to invest millions in underwater farms, Drysdale throws Mark out of his office. Drysdale now wants Elly to stop seeing Mark and talks to Granny about it. Granny brings more frogs to Dr. Klingner thinking they are her family. Miss Jane explains to Dr. Klingner that Granny believes that Jed and the rest turned into frogs when they went into the water. He tells Miss Jane that his hobby is scuba diving. If Granny sees him in the water maybe her fear of the water will go away. Miss Jane brings Klingner to the mansion. Granny later thinks that even Dr. Klingner has turned into a frog and she brings the frog to Klingner's wife, Sharon. Granny hopes that Sharon can change him back by kissing him. Granny returns after a while and sees Klingner and knows the kiss worked. | ||||||
| 260 | 10 | "Shorty to the Rescue" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 1, 1970 | 9–10 |
| Mark gives Elly a seal and she shows it to Jed. Granny sends for Shorty Kellems (Shug Fisher). She tells Shorty that Elly is dating a frogman and Jed wants to farm the ocean. She wants him to pretend to be Elly's boyfriend to drive Mark away. Granny tells Mark that Shorty's a killer and that Mark better be careful. Shorty meets Mark and ruins Granny's story. Meanwhile, Drysdale intends to tell Jed that oceanography is stupid. But when Jed comes by, Drysdale agrees with Jed. However, Drysdale has a plan. Granny tries to tell Mark that Elly and Shorty were engaged at one time. Elly and Jed come by and Elly tells Mark she was never promised to Shorty. Jed and Mark figure out what Granny is up to. Drysdale leads Jed to believe that the idea of him giving millions to the ocean project has made Miss Jane mentally unstable. So, Jed decides to not spend the money just yet in order to help Miss Jane. Granny tells Shorty to not let Mark get him into the water. Granny thinks Mark has turned Shorty into a seal. | ||||||
| 261 | 11 | "Welcome to the Family" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 8, 1970 | 9–11 |
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Granny stills believes that Shorty has been changed into a seal. Granny tries to get Dr. Klingner to cure Shorty, but he is out of town. Then, after threatening Mark, she thinks he has changed Shorty back. Miss Jane and Secretary Elizabeth Gordon inform Drysdale that they have a check for Jed for 48 million. Drysdale comes up with a sob story to get Miss Jane to leave. He then forces Elizabeth to help him prevent Jed from taking his money. Drysdale dresses as Napoleon to make Jed think taking the money has caused Drysdale to lose his mind. Jed leaves without his money. Meanwhile, Granny wants Jethro to drive her to the airport so she can fly back to the hills. But then Granny gets the idea that if Mark tastes Elly's cooking, he will leave. Miss Gordon brings Jed the check. Jed finds out about Granny's plan and forces her to cook the food. Granny thinks Shorty and Miss Gordon have been changed into seals. Then Drysdale shows up in his Napoleon outfit to talk to Jed. Note: Lori Saunders from Petticoat Junction appears as Elizabeth Gordon, a secretary at the Commerce Bank. Petticoat Junction was canceled the previous spring. | ||||||
| 262 | 12 | "The Great Revelation" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | December 29, 1970 | 9–12 |
| Granny finally grasps that Mark is not half-frog, and wants him to date Elly again. While Jed goes to get the check he's going to give Mark, Granny hints to Mark about marriage. Mark tells Elly he is resigning his Navy commission to pursue oceanography research. Mark was going to deposit Jed's check in a special account in Drysdale's bank. But, because of Drysdale's attitude, Mark will go elsewhere. When Drysdale steals from Mark the check Jed gave him, Miss Jane quits. Drysdale tries to talk Miss Jane into staying, but it doesn't work. Miss Jane says she's going to rent a cottage on the beach and watch the arrival of the Grunion. Drysdale needs Mark to stay in the Navy so he can't be treasurer of Jed's oceanography project. Drysdale goes to the mansion in Navy gear. He makes the Clampetts believe that Mark is quitting the Navy because he is a coward and afraid to fight against an imminent invasion of Grunion. Drysdale says the Grunion are a war-like people from the island of Grun. Jed decides the family should go and fight the Grunion as well. | ||||||
| 263 | 13 | "The Grunion Invasion" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 5, 1971 | 9–13 |
| The Clampetts learn that the invaders from the island of Grun are due on the California coast. Miss Jane comes by the mansion and tells them that many people will be on the beach to get the grunion. Having no idea who or what the grunion are, the Clampetts head down to the beach to defend it from invasion. They get to the beach, build a sand wall and put up their Confederate Flag. Granny and Jethro go to look for Miss Jane's place. Miss Jane meets up with Jed and Elly. Not knowing the Clampetts think grunion are fierce fighters, she explains that you don't shoot grunion, you catch them by hand. This confuses the Clampetts, who thought there would be more of a fight. They believe all the surfers they see are the invaders. They also believe that the grunion are poor sailors because they keep falling off their little flat boats. Elly captures one of the boy surfers. Jethro then brings a girl (Susan Bernard) back to the camp. The boy and girl both admit to being grunions after being offered something to eat. | ||||||
| 264 | 14 | "The Girls From Grun" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 12, 1971 | 9–14 |
| Jed and Granny come to like the boy and girl that they believe to be grunions and wonder why Drysdale told them they were bad. Drysdale sends secretary Helen out to find Miss Jane. He needs Miss Jane's help before the Clampetts find out he made up the story about grunion being warlike invaders. Jed tells Miss Jane that they are going back home. Helen asks Miss Jane to come back to work. Miss Jane does go to the bank, but thinks that Drysdale will never change. Drysdale promises to be a better person and not lie to the Clampetts and Miss Jane agrees to come back. When he learns from Helen that the Clampetts still believe the grunion are people, he goes back on his word to Miss Jane. Drysdale tells Jed he fought a battle on the island of Grun. Jed says that the grunion on the beach were very mild people. Drysdale said those were the deserters. Drysdale even has a man pose as a Navy medic who needs to take him to surgery. Jed promises not to take any money out of the bank. Jed now believes the real grunion fighters are coming that evening and he wants to go back to the beach. Miss Jane revolts and organizes the female bank employees in protest. The bank's secretaries form a union called GRUN. They take their protest of Mr. Drysdale to the beach, leading the Clampetts to believe that the grunions are solely female. | ||||||
| 265 | 15 | "The Grun Incident" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 19, 1971 | 9–15 |
| The women employees at the bank continue to picket against Mr. Drysdale's unfair work practices. To help the girls, Jed tells them they can stay at the mansion. Drysdale hears of Jed's offer and that the girls threaten to tell Jed everything he has done. Drysdale tricks the girls into believing he will negotiate with them and then he locks the girls in his office. The Clampetts are caught in the middle where Jed tries to hear both sides but Granny and Elly are sympathetic to the secretaries' plight. Miss Jane and Helen climb out the window and head to the mansion to tell Jed of Drysdale's lies. Granny finds out what happened to the girls at the bank and teaches Dyrsdale a lesson. Foster Brooks appears as Man outside the bank. | ||||||
| 266 | 16 | "Women's Lib" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | January 26, 1971 | 9–16 |
| Elly May and Granny join the women's liberation movement, leaving Jethro and Jed to fend for themselves. Miss Jane and the bank's secretarial staff continue to picket against Mr. Drysdale's repression. Jed keeps trying to go along with the women, but Jethro keeps ruining any progress Jed makes. Drysdale brings in Banzai Sakito, the number-one karate fighter in the world, to stop the rebellion. Drysdale brings Banzai over to the Clampetts' to stop Granny and Elly, but Granny takes care of him. Granny and Elly decide to move in with Miss Jane. Feeling disgraced, Banzai stays with Jed and Jethro. | ||||||
| 267 | 17 | "The Teahouse of Jed Clampett" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 2, 1971 | 9–17 |
| Jed and Jethro are still fending for themselves as Granny and Elly are still at Miss Jane's place. Banzai Sakito is still feeling humiliated and staying with the Jed and Jethro. Banzai sends for his geisha girls to run the mansion. Meanwhile, Miss Jane's sneaks some secretaries into her small studio apartment as a headquarters for their cause. Miss Jane has to keep the women's presence a secret from her landlord Foster Phinney (Charles Lane). Jed is starting to enjoy being pampered by the geisha girls. Miko Mayama appears as Miko. Sumi Haru appears as Girl #2. | ||||||
| 268 | 18 | "The Palace of Clampett San" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 9, 1971 | 9–18 |
| Jed and Jethro continue to be pampered by the geisha girls. Miss Jane and the women continue their crusade against male chauvinism and hiding everyone from landlord Phinney. Granny comes by the mansion, and seeing a resting Jed and Jethro, think they've starved to death. But Miss Jane explains to her that Jed and Jethro are living a life of leisure. The girls want to teach Jed, Jethro, and Mr. Drysdale a lesson because of their luxurious lifestyle at the mansion. They manage to get the geisha girls to join the Woman's Lib movement. Then, Miss Jane, Granny and one of the secretaries dress up as the geishas and go to the mansion to get the men to surrender. Miss Jane also manages to teach Phinney a lesson. | ||||||
| 269 | 19 | "Lib and Let Lib" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 16, 1971 | 9–19 |
| The Clampetts have a hard time adjusting to life back together in the mansion. Jed wants to support Granny and Elly, but Jethro is still against their Women's Lib. Miss Jane has a contract for the secretaries that Mr. Drysdale signed. Drysdale has Banzai take the contract away from her. However, Banzai won't give the contract back to Drysdale until he flies three new girls in from Japan. Miko comes to the mansion and Jethro thinks she is in love with him. Jethro finds out differently and wants to run away from home. Miss Jane has Granny get the contract back from Banzai. Miss Jane then agrees to move into the mansion and lets Jethro stay at her apartment. | ||||||
| 270 | 20 | "Elly, the Working Girl" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | February 23, 1971 | 9–20 |
| Miss Jane asks Elly if she would like to work at the bank. She hopes that with Elly there, Mr. Drysdale will have to abide by his contract with the secretaries. Elly May decides to move in with Miss Jane at her apartment. Not knowing about Elly, Drysdale forces Phinney the landlord to make things miserable for Miss Jane. The Clampetts come by to see Miss Jane and Elly. While there, Phinney causes problems for them. Phinney even insults Jed. He winds up having the Clampetts and Miss Jane thrown in jail. Not knowing the Clampetts are in jail, Drysdale starts to celebrate what Phinney did to Miss Jane. Drysdale finds out what happened and has to straighten things out with Jed and the rest. | ||||||
| 271 | 21 | "Elly, the Secretary" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | March 2, 1971 | 9–21 |
| Jethro's childhood friend, Louellen Aden, is coming to visit the Clampetts. They believe that she wants to marry Jethro. Jethro panics and runs away because he thinks that marrying a hillbilly girl like Louellen would damage his image as a sophisticated international playboy. It turns out she wants to try her hand at the movies. Elly May starts her new job as a secretary for Mr. Drysdale, who is nice to Miss Jane only when Elly is around. Jed brings Louellen to Mr. Drysdale, hoping he can help get her an acting job. Drysdale at first believes she is there to get a secretary job and yells at her. Once he realizes she is with Jed, he promises to get her a screen test. | ||||||
| 272 | 22 | "Love Finds Jane Hathaway" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | March 9, 1971 | 9–22 |
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Miss Jane brings Jed a bunch of Elly's pets as they are not allowed in her apartment building. Drysdale complains to Miss Jane that Elly can't do the things she needs to as a secretary. Jed comes to the bank to deposit a large check, but he then can't find it. Granny shows up with the check and a long story about how she found it. Dick Bremerkamp (Mike Minor), a penniless actor, lives in Miss Jane's building. Mr. Phinney tells Dick he owes 3 months back rent. Dick saw Elly and asks Phinney about her. Dick learns from Phinney that the Clampetts are millionaires. Dick poses as Robert Audubon, a descendant of John James Audubon, so he can use Miss Jane to get to Elly May. Believing he is a bird lover, Miss Jane becomes infatuated with Robert. Elly and Miss Jane tell Jed and Granny about Robert. Miss Jane also wrote a poem for Robert. At the bank, Elly introduces Robert to Drysdale. Robert fools Drysdale into believing that he is a nephew of billionaire J. Paul Getty. Drysdale lets Robert take Elly to go bird watching. Robert was hoping to be alone with Elly, but then Miss Jane shows up. Note: Max Baer Jr. does not appear on this episode, addressed as Jethro still hiding from the fear of marriage plans shown in "Elly, the Secretary". | ||||||
| 273 | 23 | "The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty Crockett" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | March 16, 1971 | 9–23 |
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Miss Jane still thinks that Robert Audubon is interested in her. Elly brings her chimp Betsy to the bank. Drysdale sees Betsy and he gets quite upset. When he realizes she belongs to Elly, Drysdale is suddenly very nice to the chimp. Robert comes by the bank to teach Elly how to drive. Drysdale still thinks Robert is related to J. Paul Getty. The driving lesson doesn't go well. After speaking to Elly, Robert decides to pretend to be related to Davy Crockett to impress Granny. Phinney wants his rent money from Robert. Phinney lends Robert some money but takes his apartment key until he gets the money back. Meanwhile, Jethro is still in hiding thinking that Louellen Aden is still around and wanting to get married. Robert comes by the mansion and introduces himself as Robert A. Crockett. Robert gives Granny a raccoon skin cap that he claims belonged to Davey. Later, Elly is sunbathing on the roof of the apartment and Robert is taking pictures of her. Miss Jane shows up and Robert leaves. Note: Max Baer Jr. does not appear on this episode, addressed as Jethro still hiding from the fear of marriage plans shown in "Elly, the Secretary" | ||||||
| 274 | 24 | "Jethro Returns" | Bob Leeds | Paul Henning & Dick Wesson | March 23, 1971 | 9–24 |
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Jed is mixing up a batch of mortar to patch the foundation. Granny believes that Elly and Robert A. Crockett will soon be wed. Jethro, who is still hiding from the fear of marriage plans shown in "Elly, the Secretary", comes by and takes the bucket of mortar thinking it was grits. Miss Jane is mad at Drysdale for making Elly's chimp walk around town with a wearable sandwich board advertising the bank. Officer Massey (Curt Massey, longtime music composer for the series) finds Jethro and brings him home. Jethro is all doubled up from eating the mortar. Robert gives Elly another driving lesson and it's not going well. Granny doctors Jethro back to health, but he says he's leaving again fearing getting married. But he really doesn't leave. Robert brings another present to Granny. Drysdale comes by and tells Robert that he has a love poem that Elly wrote to him. Actually, it was Miss Jane that wrote the poem. Drysdale gives Robert a large sum of money and tells him to take Elly to Vegas and get married. Elly tells Robert that it was Miss Jane that wrote the poem. Robert brings Elly back to the bank and admits to everyone that he is Dick Bremerkamp, an out-of-work actor. Drysdale puts Dick to work washing windows. Note: Series finale, due to the Rural Purge of 1971. | ||||||