Skit 2: At the Cedarville Dam, MacGruber tries to defuse dynamite with pine needles, a paper cup, and asks for some pubic hair from Jojo, who refuses to give him any. MacGruber approaches to forcefully remove the hair from Jojo as the dam explodes.

Skit 3: In a prison boat, MacGruber asks Jojo to hand a bucket of sperm, to which Jojo immediately refuses and the bomb detonates.

Skit 2: At a POW prison camp, a drunk MacGruber asks April to hand him a guitar, to which he plays a drunken version of his theme song before the place explodes.

Skit 3: At a drug lord's headquarters, MacGruber, having developed severe drinking problem, lazily and drunkenly eats a hamburger while shirtless. With Casey having left him, April asks MacGruber to defuse a bomb that he himself made while he was drunk. April eventually has had enough of his bad behavior and leaves as well, leaving MacGruber to die alone as the bomb explodes.

Skit 2: After getting some plastic surgery and some hair plugs, at a deserted desert tower, MacGruber introduces Casey and Caleb to his new (and much younger) girlfriend Taylor, who somehow ended up in the bomb room. After Casey and Caleb hand him materials, calling them "mom and dad", respectively, Taylor tells MacGruber that their friends got tickets to see Dave Matthews Band in concert. MacGruber gets distracted by Casey and Caleb's lack of reaction to this as the bomb detonates.

Skit 3: In an abandoned monastery, MacGruber is setting on a stool despondently, having ruined his face after travelling to South America—where the medical standards are a lot more relaxed—for more surgeries after being cut off by his regular surgeon. He asks Casey for a mirror piece so he can look at the results of his latest plastic surgery. He then turns around, looking hideous, and saying happily, "Not so bad!", right before the place explodes.

Skit 2: At the abandoned paint factory, MacGruber has become paranoid and spiteful, interpreting everything that Isaac and Vicky say to him as a personal attack. His insecurities lead him to be chronically indecisive and he is unable to decide on what tools to use to defuse the bomb, eventually bursting into tears. When Isaac claims that he couldn't do any worse than him, MacGruber challenges him to defuse the bomb instead. After mockingly counting down during Isaac's efforts, MacGruber reaches zero only for nothing to happen; as soon as he realizes the count was off, the bomb explodes.

Skit 2: At a Rebel Training Camp, Merill (who was sent by MacGruber to a gay conversion camp) refuses to work with his father who is making his son quote bible verses and talk about women. When Merill tries to leave, MacGruber tries to stop him only for a dildo to fall out of Merill's bag. After an awkward few seconds, the bomb explodes.

Skit 3: In an Angel Dust Production Lab, MacGruber is upset to find Merill has brought Scott along. Merill claims Scott is just a friend, despite Scott obviously flirting with him, and that he's happy in his relationship with Vicky. MacGruber challenges him to kiss Vicky, however as soon as their lips touch Merill vomits into her mouth just as the bomb explodes.

Skit 2: At an Italian Mafia hideout, MacGruber asks Kyle (Brolin) to lend him money, but Kyle refuses, so he wants his watch so he can sell it. When he refuses, MacGruber breaks a bottle and threatens both Kyle and Vicky into handing over all the accessories, including Vicky's watch. When he looks her watch to see how much time is left, the bomb explodes.

Skit 3: On a human trafficking ship, a demented MacGruber tries to convince Vicky and Kyle to pay him money to fart a ping pong ball out of his butt. When they refuse, he does it anyway, and then the ship explodes shortly after.

Skit 2: In the second commercial, later re-aired during Super Bowl XLIII, MacGruber and MacGyver are locked in the control room of an "illegal supply ship", where MacGruber becomes distracted by the temptation of Pepsi and announces he has legally changed his name to "Pepsuber."

Skit 3: At an Italian Mafia hideout, MacGruber's obsession with Pepsi goes so far that he holds two cans of Pepsi in each hand, and only speaks the single word "Pepsi" repeatedly over and over, causing a huge language barrier between MacGruber and his companions. Fed up, MacGyver asks if his son can stop saying "Pepsi". MacGruber holds up two cans of Diet Pepsi, and is about to say "Diet Pepsi", but the hideout explodes.

Skit 2: At a smuggler's compound, as he prepares to defuse a bomb, MacGruber wonders why he was abandoned, triggering another flashback that takes place at the MacGyver home in December 1973. As he tries to leave his wife and baby MacGruber in favor of a stripper, the door is locked and the house blows up. Back in the present, MacGruber is shocked about his dad being a jerk, and MacGyver tries to leave, only to find out the door is locked, then the bomb explodes.

Skit 3: With his relationship with MacGyver falling apart, at a hijacked cocaine tanker, he tries having Vicky hand over materials for bomb defusing while refusing to acknowledge MacGyver by name, while MacGyver refuses to acknowledge MacGruber by name as well. MacGruber vows to, when MacGyver dies, he will scatter his ashes in a toilet and will poop on them, then flush them down the drain. As he tries to get back to defusing the bomb, the tanker explodes. The scene goes to many years later in 2040 in outer space (Spaceport: 2040), an older MacGruber flushes MacGyver's ashes after taking a dump. He ends up being unable to defuse a bomb because one second remained, and the spaceship that he and Vicky were on explodes.

Skit 2: After completing a corporate sensitivity training course, in an insurgent cave, MacGruber attempts to use politically correct terms when speaking to Darrel, while still misprouncing his name. He requests a black pen, but refers to it as an "African-American pen." Darrel gets fed up, but is maced by MacGruber while handing the pen to him. After requesting a yellow pen as an "Asian pen," MacGruber admits he is racist when the bomb explodes.

Skit 3: After taking time off in Africa, at a heroin czar's headquarters, MacGruber, now dressed in traditional African clothes, attempts to make amends with Darrel, while still mispronouncing his name. Just when the two are about to shake hands, MacGruber once again maces Darrel, just before the bomb explodes.

Skit 2: At a clandestine guerilla airport, as MacGruber tries to defuse a mini-hydrogen bomb, Nana asks if MacGruber still had scars from a breast reduction surgery that he denies having. In his frustration, he tells her to keep her mouth shut and stop talking about childhood stories since he's trying to defuse a bomb. After being handed a paper clip and a cord from Vicky, Nana seemingly passes out to the former's shock, but MacGruber tells Vicky that Nana was just playing dead, which he claims she does it all the time for attention. When he tells Vicky to check for a pulse on Nana just in case he's wrong, MacGruber catches Nana briefly opening her eye before the bomb explodes.

Skit 3: At a booby-trapped bridge, decides to end his feud with Nana (after having not spoken with each other for a couple of weeks), due to it being Mother's Day at the time. He confesses his love to Nana and actually proposes marrying to her, to which she says, "Are you out of your f**cking mind?", before actually saying "Yes". As MacGruber and Nana are about to kiss, the bomb detonates.

Skit 2: At a chemical weapons factory, MacGruber, this time with a surgical mask with a hole in it, despite his claims that he's following the science and safety protocols, asks his assistants for, and downs, ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine while drinking bleach. He reveals he has COVID-19, syphilis, herpes and actual parasitic worms, then pranks his assistants with spaghetti noodles. After asking for a roll of toilet paper with Anthony Fauci's face on it and an anti-Joe Biden t-shirt, he tries to introduce them to QAnon just before the bomb explodes.

Skit 3: At a research facility, despite having had an intervention after losing friends and family, and claiming on social media that he's got his act together and trying to go outside more, MacGruber, now dressed as Jake Angeli (the so-called QAnon Shaman), has become a right-wing conspiracy theorist who tells his assistants about the QAnon theory (like celebrities eating babies). He also tells them that he supports anarchist and far-right ideologies like limited government, "my body, my choice" only for men (anti-vaccination and anti-abortion), and suppressing voting rights for non-White people, thinking that it's what creates an average American. He then proclaims himself to be an "Oath Keeper" and a "Proud Boy", and as Vicky and Piper try to remind him of the bomb, he keeps denying its existence and makes more conspiracy theorist behaviors (like being very anti-CNN, calling stuff "cancel culture" and "Hollywood elite") before the bomb explodes.