No Doors, No Windows is a 1975 short story collection by American author Harlan Ellison. It contains mostly suspense and crime tales along with a lengthy introduction by Ellison.

Contents

• Introduction: "Blood/Thoughts"
• "The Whimper of Whipped Dogs"
• "Eddie, You're My Friend"
• "Status Quo at Troyden's"
• "Nedra at f:5.6"
• "Opposites Attract"
• "Toe the Line"
• "Down in the Dark"
• "Pride in the Profession"
• "The Children's Hour"
• "White Trash Don't Exist"
• "Thicker Than Blood"
• "Two Inches in Tomorrow's Column"
• "Promises of Laughter"
• "Ormond Always Pays His Bills"
• "The Man on the Juice Wagon"
• "Tired Old Man"