| No.
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Title
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Original airdate
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Story
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Running Time
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YouTube views, as of 13 March 2021 (millions)
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| 1
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"Potions Class"
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September 26, 2006
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione enter Potions class with Snape, where he tells a long-winded epitome of the art of potions. Harry then inquires about how potions "can get you girls"; they all leave disappointed at his response. Dumbledore then enters and asks for expired gorilla milk.
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2:13
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14.9
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| 2
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"Wizard Angst"
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November 2, 2006
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Harry is experiencing angst, and decides to quit school after having nightmares, leaving Ron in his stead. Ron, attempting to comfort Harry, gets into a fight; Snape punishes them, but once causing him to soil himself, Ron and Harry appreciate magic once more.
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3:23
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25.5
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| 3
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"The Mysterious Ticking Noise"[12]
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March 23, 2007
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Upon hearing a ticking noise, Snape decides to sing to it; other characters join in until the source of the ticking is found to be a pipe bomb, which subsequently explodes. This episode went on to become the Potter Puppet Pals' most popular video by far, accumulating nearly 200 million views (as of January 2021).
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2:07
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195.4
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| 4
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"Wizard Swears"
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December 1, 2007
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Dumbledore issues a list of phrases banned in the school. Harry, Hermione and Ron use these "swears" in front of Snape and Neville, who both respond negatively to their "boyish behavior". Dumbledore, unaware of posting the banned swear words, teaches the children the "Elder Swear", which they repeat to Neville later.
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5:37
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42.5
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| 5
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"School Is for Losers"
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April 7, 2008
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Harry is accused of missing Potions of three weeks as he strolls around. Harry punches Snape, and then plays a saxophone, the words "Harry Potter is awesome" behind him.
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0:33
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14.8
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| 6
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"The Vortex"
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May 17, 2008
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Harry and Hermione find Ron trapped in a vortex that leads to another dimension. Dumbledore removes him, but finds that Ron has gone through puberty and is much more "cool". Harry, jealous of Ron's attention, then decides to return him to normal, receiving all of his former awareness.
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3:15
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16.6
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| 7
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"Ron's Disease"
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April 13, 2009
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Ron contracts "wizard lice"; Dumbledore tells him and Harry to go to Hagrid, who after attempting a song as a cure, then proceeds to hit him on his head and place him upside down. Harry, seeing the benefits of having Hagrid as a servant, has him beat Snape, Hermione and Dumbledore, who is unaffected; in doing so, Dumbledore reveals he is a "gay android."
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5:10
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13.5
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| 8
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"Snape's Diary"
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July 15, 2009
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Harry steals Snape's personal diary, which he reads to Ron and Hermione. Snape's diary is full of depressing entries like his depressing dreams, Harry's, Ron's, and Filch's bullying, and a lost button. The episode is accompanied with visions of Snape writing the entries in candlelight. Harry and Ron then write their own entries before Snape discovers them; Ron expresses his support for Snape.
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5:34 / 6:20 (extended)
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17.4
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| 9
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"Ron's Parents"
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July 28, 2010
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Ron is writing a letter to his parents when Harry comes in. Harry becomes angry because his parents are dead, and tries to make himself feel better by flaunting his wealth. Ron asks if Harry wants to go to his house for Christmas, to which Harry quickly says "Yes".
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1:13
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6.2
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| 10
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"Mustache Buddies"
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July 28, 2010
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Voldemort decides to grow a mustache, and forces Snape to do so too. Snape agrees, and is later pelted with trash by Hermione, Harry and Ron upon seeing it.
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1:13
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8.3
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| 11
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"Harry's Nightmares"
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September 9, 2010
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Harry tells everyone about his worst nightmares, including Snape trying to attack him with a hammer, Voldemort out-dancing him, giving birth to Ron, Hermione becoming addicted to amphetamines, being middle-aged, and learning he is actually a mental patient whose mind had constructed this fantasy world of magic all in order to escape the guilt of having to watch "his wife" die.
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2:43
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8.9
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| 12
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"Draco Puppet"
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September 13, 2010
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Harry responds to repeated requests for a Draco Malfoy puppet. Rather than create a full-size puppet like the others, Harry fashions a Draco puppet out of paper and a photograph of actor Tom Felton. He then sings a song about what Draco likes, slowly destroying it; eventually, he is burnt on a stove.
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1:42
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14
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| 13
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"Ginny"
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May 29, 2011
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Harry decides to date Ginny, Ron's sister, the only physical difference being long hair and a bow tie. Harry tries to seduce her, and then practices with Ron, who temporarily plays as Ginny. The real Ginny, who had received a haircut based on Harry's recommendation, has Harry confused: Ron and Ginny look identical. Harry then proceeds to kill himself.
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2:44
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8.9
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| 14
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"Neville's Birthday"
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November 16, 2011
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Dumbledore forces Harry, Ron, and Hermione to attend Neville Longbottom's birthday party under threat of expulsion. Guests at the party include an increasingly drunk Snape, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Cedric Diggory (portrayed as a marker drawing of Robert Pattinson on someone's foot). When the cake arrives, a naked Dumbledore pops out and sings a "Happy Hogwarts Birthday" song. Harry refuses to eat a cake that Dumbledore has been in and tells Neville that no one likes him, causing Neville to self-destruct. Harry and his friends feel guilty, and then Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape and Dumbledore eat Neville's corpse. Neville's ghost appears on screen and tells the audience that "It's what's on the inside that counts."
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6:24
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11.3
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| 15
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"Apparate!"
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June 17, 2013
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Harry tells Hermione he has learned how to Apparate. He demonstrates by Apparating all around the room, followed by a musical number about it. Ron walks in during Harry's song, and Harry accidentally Apparates on top of him. The two then Apparate at the same time to try and separate from each other, but both end up Apparating underneath Snape. Dumbledore comes in asking about the "ruckus", and Snape, Harry, and Ron fall on top of him.
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3:06
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4.5
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