Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came
1970 theatrical poster
Directed by	Hy Averback
Written by	Hal Captain Don McGuire
Produced by	Fred Engel
Starring	Brian Keith Ernest Borgnine Suzanne Pleshette Tony Curtis
Cinematography	Burnett Guffey
Edited by	John F. Burnett
Music by	Jerry Fielding
Production company	ABC Pictures[1]
Distributed by	Cinerama Releasing Corporation[1]
Release date	May 20, 1970 (1970-05-20) [1]
Running time	113 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$3,600,000[2]
Box office	$1,080,000[2]

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came (also known as War Games, Old Soldiers Never) is a 1970 American drama-comedy film directed by Hy Averback, produced by Fred Engel, and starring Brian Keith, Don Ameche, Tony Curtis, Ernest Borgnine, Suzanne Pleshette, Ivan Dixon, and Pamela Britton. The plot is a mixture of comic and dramatic elements and concerns the reactions of a number of World War II veterans to the contemporary US Army.

The title is derived from an American antiwar slogan from the hippie subculture during the Vietnam War era, popularized by Charlotte E. Keyes in her 1966 article for McCall's magazine titled "Suppose They Gave a War and No One Came".^[3][4]

Plot

Col. Flanders commands a U.S. Army base in the South. To improve relations with the locals, he decides to throw a community dance. He gives the assignment to Warrant Officer Michael M. Nace, sergeants Shannon Gambroni and Jones, and a captain, Myerson.

A bigot named Billy Joe Davis is a big man in town, backed by Harve, a redneck sheriff. Harve considers a pretty barfly, Ramona, to be his girl, so when he catches Gambroni and her together, he has the sergeant placed under arrest for lewd conduct in public.

Nace is drunk and of no help. Jones, who is black, is refused a loan by Mr. Kruft, a banker in town, so in anger he decides to spring Gambroni from jail. Billy Joe retaliates by calling in his armed militia, so Nace steals a tank from the base and fights back. Harve takes three of the soldiers as his prisoners.

Nace and Jones (in the tank) manage to arrive at the town, where they wreak havoc by running over the stone statue of a Confederate war hero and ram-crash into the local jail, enabling Gambroni to break out.

By the time the dust settles, Col. Flanders and his men have arrived in town to save the day. The town mayor fires the sheriff for abuse of authority and the military men pledge to repair the damage caused by the tank.

Cast

• Brian Keith as WO Nace
• Tony Curtis as S/Sgt Gambroni
• Ernest Borgnine as Sheriff Harve
• Ivan Dixon as SFC Jones
• Suzanne Pleshette as Ramona
• Tom Ewell as Billy Joe
• Bradford Dillman as Capt. Myerson
• Arthur O'Connell as Kruft
• Maxine Stuart as Zelda
• Pamela Britton as Sgt. Graham
• Don Ameche as Col. Flanders
• John Donald Fiedler as Maj. Purvess
• Robert Emhardt as Lester Calhoun
• Christopher Mitchum as Alturi
• Grady Sutton as Rev. Dinwood

Reception

The film earned rentals of $630,000 in North America and $450,000 in other countries, recording an overall loss of $4,160,000.^[2]