The Big Fat Gypsy Kardashians[edit]
This is an amalgamation of Big Fat Gypsy Weddings and Keeping Up with the Kardashians. During the series, we follow Kim's marriage to Kanye. The whole sketch shows how trivial both programmes are. They later reappear in Keith Lemon - Coming In America.
Characters
The Hairy Lairy Bikers[edit]
This is a cruder take on the Hairy Bikers.
Come Dine with Me[edit]
He-Man and Skeletor star in this episode of Come Dine with Me.
The Exciting Life of Mark Wright & Michelle Keegan[edit]
Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan are seen doing boring, uninteresting, everyday things.
This Morning[edit]
Lemon plays the part of Holly Willoughby and Hank Osasuna plays the part of Phillip Schofield and Eamonn Holmes. Some scenes focus around phone-ins, fashion advice and medical help. Many jokes are made about Holly's breasts. Other minor characters include Denise Robertson, Jeff Brazier, The Speakmans, Dr Chris Steele and Gino D'Acampo.
Backstage with Cheryl & Kimberley[edit]
Cheryl tells Kimberley about what has happened to her recently. Both stories are later cleared up by Kimberley to actually be various well-known film plots. After realising that Kimberley is right, Cheryl shrugs this off as having "been under a lot of pressure recently".
OptimalFacialSolutions.com[edit]
An overenthusiastic, stereotypical American plastic surgeon whose approach is rather lazy.
Doodles![edit]
A typical 90s kids' art programme but with a presenter resembles Pat Sharp or Neil Buchanan who continually makes sexual references. In series two, the format is changed slightly, whereby presenter Dicky Doodles is seen "out and about".
The Great British Piss Up[edit]
With a similar format to The Great British Bake Off, this sees six people trying to get as drunk as possible in the space of an hour.
The Urban Fox[edit]
This sees a well-meaning fox (Lemon) terrorising his neighbourhood and in most episodes, clashes with a local dog (Davis). In one episode, it is revealed that The Urban Fox's real name is Russell and that he lives with his mother.
He reappeared in the 2018 series Keith Lemon - Coming In America, where he has shown to have migrated to America.
Oh no! There's something wrong with my body I must go on television and talk about it[edit]
A bizarre take on Embarrassing Bodies. The host of the show is Dr Chrispian, a strange version of real-life host and doctor, Dr Christian Jessen. Dr Chrispian is a somewhat egotistical centaur with an "incredible physique".
Ant & Dec Undercover / Ant and Dec[edit]
Ant & Dec go undercover for Saturday Night Takeaway but it sees their costumes as unrealistic and not very convincing. A new sketch was introduced in series 2 featuring Ant and Dec which was based on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!.
Jedward 2050[edit]
This sees Jedward as old men and generally ends with them going to the bookies.
Billy & Miley's European Vacation[edit]
Miley Cyrus and her father are touring Britain. Miley's father is hoping some of the British politeness will turn Miley into a lady, however she normally ends up getting her breasts out and doing something inappropriate.
Downtoon[edit]
A tongue-in-cheek look at how Downton Abbey would look if written by the writers of Geordie Shore in order to appeal to a younger audience.
Dickinson's Any Old Shit[edit]
This is a typical auction programme a parody of Dickinson's Real Deal, hosted by David Dickinson portrayed by Lemon. This version sees viewers bring in everyday rubbish in order to make a few pence. Such items include half a bottle of bleach spray, adult magazines and a jacket potato with coleslaw and cheese. For some reason, this David Dickinson blows raspberries and makes bizarre noises after every other sentences.
Lemon's version of Dickinson later appears in Keith Lemon - Coming In America.
Ed Sheeran Watch[edit]
A Springwatch-style programme following Ed Sheeran, who is living in a forest. The voiceover is provided by Bill Oddie, former presenter of BBC Two's Springwatch programme.
Keith & Paddy's Film Bit[edit]
Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness reenact famous movie scenes but the scenes are normally ruined by Keith who tends to go too far.
Movies Viewed
Cooking with Sloth[edit]
A cooking show hosted by Sloth from The Goonies.
Fearne Cotton meets One Direction[edit]
Fearne Cotton talks with One Direction who tells her silly bits of work on their music videos (e.g. pretending to play instruments). Lemon plays Harry Styles - who has a thing for elderly women quoting "I love sweet wrinkly vag me" and Hank Osasuna plays Zayn Malik.
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