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Original airdate
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Guest stars
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Musical guest
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Also appearing
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Sketches
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| 1 |
January 6, 1984 |
Steve Martin
Jeff Goldblum
Catherine O'Hara |
New Edition |
Maggie Jakobson
G.E. Smith |
"Billie Jean" music video takeoff (Martin, DT)
Teacher's lounge and talent show tryouts (Goldblum, VB, DT, Smith, Jakobson)
Statement of Principles for The New Show (Martin)
Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, plus DT as Bob Hope)
1984 takeoff (everyone)
Joy Behar – Make Me Laugh Part I (film segment)
I've...been...drugged (Martin, O'Hara, Goldblum)
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| 2 |
January 13, 1984 |
John Candy
Carrie Fisher |
Paul Simon |
Maggie Jakobson
Maura Moynihan
James Downey |
Ruth Gordon and Orson Welles (VB, Candy)
Why don't you check on the baby? (Fisher)
Paul Simon performs "Hearts and Bones"
Mountain Mike (DT, Simon, Candy)
Time Truck (everyone)
Andropov faking illness (everyone)
Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, Candy as Pavarotti)
Paul Simon debuts music video for "Rene and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog after the War"
Roy's Food Repair (everyone)
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| 3 |
January 20, 1984 |
Kevin Kline
Gilda Radner
John Candy |
David Johansen |
Maggie Jakobson
Maura Moynihan |
Opening with DT introducing cast (BH, VB)
Gilda with her dog (also with DT)
Introducing Kevin Kline and John Candy
The Hustler (Kline, Candy, DT, BH, other extras)
Good mailman, bad mailman (Radner, DT, Candy, VB)
Olympic moment (Kline and Radner as skaters without skates)
The Hustler contd
Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, Candy as John Madden, DT as Liberace, Candy as Big Boy)
Buster Poindexter and the Banshees of Blues (Johansen)
The Hustler contd
Den of Revulsion (ewwwww!) (VB, Radner, BH, Kline, Candy, DT)
The Muensters (primetime soap takeoff) (everyone)
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| 4 |
February 3, 1984 |
Raul Julia
Penny Marshall |
Randy Newman |
Maggie Jakobson
Tom Davis |
Restaurant of Revulsion (ewwwww!) (VB, DT, Marshall, BH, Julia)
Penny Marshall does breakdancing with The Dynamic Breakers
Walter Cronkite's World of Bloopers (DT, Marshall)
Randy Newman performs
Scarface takeoff (everyone)
Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, Marshall, VB, plus DT as Olivier)
Trivial Pursuit (Marshall, DT, VB, Newman)
Maggie Jakobson does black cheerleaders
Randy Newman music video: "I Love L.A."
Zorka The Moth (Marshall, Julia)
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| 5 |
February 10, 1984 |
Randy Quaid
Dennis Quaid
Catherine O'Hara |
John Cougar Mellencamp |
N/A |
Buck Henry's Bikini Theater
Commandos From Hell (Quaids)
The Frightened Family (with DT, VB, O'Hara, BH)
Mental Telepathy (with Dennis Quaid, O'Hara, DT, BH, VB)
Weekend Tonight (with BH and DT, O'Hara as Wendy O. Williams)
Sister and her pranking brothers (Quaids, O'Hara)
The Naughty Lady (Quaids, VB, BH, O'Hara, DT)
World of Nature (BH, O'Hara)
Joy Behar – Make Me Laugh Part II (film segment)
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| 6 |
February 17, 1984 |
Steve Martin
Catherine O'Hara |
Cyndi Lauper |
Maggie Jakobson
Tom Davis
Maura Moynihan |
Jim McKay at the Olympics (DT, VB)
Steve Martin asks "What Kind of Guy Watches the New Show?"
Couple seeing the doctor about "going unconscious" (DT, O'Hara, BH)
Steve Martin as Italian gigolo (also with O'Hara)
Cyndi Lauper performs
New York Daily Bugle (Martin, O'Hara, BH, DT)
Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, O'Hara as Julie Andrews, DT as Boy George)
Problem with extras (everyone)
New employee (DT, BH, Moynihan)
Cyndi Lauper performs
Film segment: "The Day Before"
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| 7 |
March 9, 1984 |
Candice Bergen
Steve Guttenberg |
Rick James |
Maggie Jakobson
Tom Davis
Al Franken
Maura Moynihan |
Going to Work (VB)
Let's Make A Deal for doing the show (BH, Bergen, Guttenberg)
Campaign Trail of Blood (DT, Guttenberg, BH)
Vacationers forgot their camera (Bergen, BH)
Smooth talking Jeb avoids a lynching (Guttenberg, Davis, Franken, BH, DT, Jakobson)
Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, also DT as Ed Koch
Chip Masters: Organ Donor (Moynihan, BH, VB, Guttenberg, Davis, DT)
Menudo mockumentary
Rick James
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| 8 |
March 16, 1984 |
Laraine Newman
John Candy |
Laurie Anderson |
Maggie Jakobson
Tom Davis
Al Franken |
Buck insists it is a live audience (BH, Newman, Candy)
Asian convenience store clerk (DT, Candy)
Ping pong scene being filmed (Candy, BH, Davis, Franken)
The Frightened Family (BH, DT, Candy, Newman, VB)
Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, plus DT as Michael Caine, Candy as Tip O'Neill)
Twilight Zonettes (everyone)
Desiree Silver's Film Talk (Jakobson, Newman, Candy, VB)
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| 9 |
March 23, 1984 |
Teri Garr |
The Pretenders |
Maggie Jakobson
Maura Moynihan
Tom Davis
Al Franken |
Buck speaks of cast as family (BH, Garr, Thomas)
Union Scabs meeting (BH, Thomas, Franken, Davis, others)
Floont Artney (BH, Thomas)
Dave's evil brother Bill tangles with Buck, Teri, and audience (BH, Garr, Thomas)
The Pretenders
Mr. Grandmom (Thomas, Garr, Bromfield)
Weekend Tonight (BH, Thomas, plus Davis and Garr)
Terri Garr hands out samples in supermarket (everyone)
The Pretenders
Where's The Beef? themed wedding (everyone)
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