hey B-) i just want to collect userboxes tbh in no particular order:

This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.

This user is a recipient of the Girl Scout Bronze Award.

This user is a recipient of the Girl Scout Silver Award.

This user believes in Bigfoot.

This user wishes the passenger pigeon wasn't extinct.

This user has heard a Cicada sing!

This user loves cows.

This user likes Coatis.

This user likes white-tailed deer.

This user likes sun bears.

CAT.

This user is always polite to cats.

This user owns a funny looking dog.

This user is a mutt lover.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user wears aloha shirts.

This user loves crochet and knitting.

This user supports Yarn bombing (Admit it: It made you smile.)

This user is against cyberbullying.

This user enjoys drawing.

This user is serious. And don't call them "Shirley".

This user is quite sure that there isn't, and never has been a pumpkin here.

THIS USER IS A HATCHED LEADER.

This user takes sharpie baths.

This user has suffered a great loss.

This user reads between the lines.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user loves writing, but can hardly find the time to do so.

This user writes fan fiction.

This user wishes you a mostly harmless Towel Day.

This user knows The Question to the Ultimate Answer, but isn't going to tell you.

${\displaystyle \lim _{t\to \infty }(Wikipedia[t])=}$ 42

This user attends Camp Half-Blood.

This user sings in the shower.

This user sings only in the shower.

this user is still a piece of a garbage

This user does not know any music theory.

This user gets knocked down, but gets back up again

‎	This user might be caught in a Bad Romance.

I'm gonna take my horse...

Although the truth may vary, this user's body will be carried safe to shore

She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam

This user's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

This user wears t-shirts and is on the bleachers.

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE WHO ENTER HERE

KILROY WAS HERE!

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user likes badgers, mushrooms and snakes.

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This user enjoys something, but will not tell you.

This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...

This user is dead and their ghost contributes to Wikipedia

This user finds Conservapedia hilarious.

This user likes stupid pictures

This user likes stupid signs

This user is nosy. In fact, they're looking at your contribs right now.

This user finds Wikipedia's policy of putting the first word in the article title as uppercase and the subsequent words as lowercase kind of funny... Hee hee hee hee...

Graphic design is my passion

This userbox is crooked.

This user knows how to Find X.

This user enjoys looking at images that they do not understand.

This user thinks that marriage is the main reason for divorces.

This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.

This user is in your walls.

This user wants to drain the oceans to find and capture God.