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This user has been on Wikipedia for 19 years and 8 months.

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This editor is a Grand High Togneme Laureate and is entitled to write the Book of All Knowledge: 3rd Edition and attach the library barcode.

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Things to do:

BSWF whalers: Wildman, possibly ex Cyane/Cerf. Syren is a mystery.
Grand Turk: https://archive.org/stream/essexinstitutehi79esse#page/n75/search/Compleman (scroll back) Also had unsuccessful single-ship attack on Falmouth packet Hinchinbrooke on 1 or 2 May 1814 (p31 in Essex book); 2 men killed. There is a Grand Turk launched in 1794 in New England listed in LR in 1803. 375bm. American ownership.
Will Watch - lots in New Zealand Company ships
Hope (ship) is clearly about more than one vessel
Prince Lee Boo & Jackall
Emulation - captured by Syren, abandoned, and seized. Origins are confused. LR and RS disagree.
HMS Ceres (1781) "THE LATE ADMIRAL OF THE FLEET". The Shipping Gazette and Sydney General Trade List (NSW : 1844 - 1860). 23 February 1850. Retrieved 31 October 2019.
Glommen/Britomart
Weazle (1799); Laymen went on to command Raven (1804), at the cost of his career.
Nautilus (Bombay Marine)
Nautilus (Charles Bishop), sealing in Australia, rescued missionaries from Tahiti brought by Duff.
HMS Calypso - needs a lot of work
Hind (1790) revenue cutter that became naval
Richard Cadman Etches - re Pac North West, spy and model for the Scarlett Pimpernell, liberator of Sir Sidney Smith from the Temple.

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This user doesn't invoke conspiracy as explanation, when ignorance and incompetence will suffice.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

less & fewer

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ft-lb

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This user has visited 6 of the 7 continents in the world.

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This user has visited 22 of the 27 EU Member States.

This user has visited 67 of the 208 countries in the world.

This user is a monarchist.

This user believes there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Avast there! - this user is a fan of the Hornblower novels.

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Indian cuisine.

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Japanese cuisine.

This user eats at McDonald's.

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Vietnamese food

This user knows giraffes are kosher.

This user drinks tea.

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This user is highly sensitive to the oil found in poison ivy plants.

PhD

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This user is a classic liberal.

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Austrian School of economics.

This user is an empiricist, and believes that knowledge is subject to continued revision and falsification.

This user is a Vietnam Veteran.

The United States Army awarded this user the
Combat Infantryman Badge.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user understands biological evolution.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

Katz's Law

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This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated

This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

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