“ | It takes little courage to mutter a general complaint, in a part of the world where complaining is still permitted, about the wickedness of the world and the triumph of barbarism, or to cry boldly that the victory of the human spirit is assured There are many who pretend that cannon are aimed at them when in reality they are the target merely of opera glasses. They shout their generalized demands to a world of friends and harmless persons. They insist upon a generalized justice for which they have never done anything; they ask for a generalized freedom and demand a share of the booty which they have long since enjoyed. They think that truth is only what sounds nice. If truth should prove to be something statistical, dry, or factual, something difficult to find and requiring study, they do not recognize it as truth; it does not intoxicate them. They possess only the external demeanor of truth-tellers. The trouble with them is: they do not know the truth. | ” |
— Bertolt Brecht, Writing the Truth: Five Difficulties |
Sometimes I edit as User:Guccisamsclubs (contribs). I feel the plural form lends more weight to my edits.
I enjoy finding errors and correcting them. This is a very difficult job, considering the fact that:
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Can you read WTF I just wrote? Neither can I. wikipedia markup is an unreadable mess because everything is inline Why the tooling was not designed to enforce or even facilitate List-defined refs—or any sensible markup—is incomprehensible. If this is going to be the markup, wikipedia should just drop its shitty source editor (which is a cut below the BBcode editors used on forums) entirely and use a performant WYSIWYG editor throughout. This would also also allow actual conversation threading on talk pages, instead of the ::::::::::
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Gary Johnson didn't fucking know, so the NYT had to explain it to him: it's the capital of Syria and the de facto capital of the Islamic State, you moron! -GS
The Guardian, and other outlets "reported on"—read"loudly condemned"—the savage beheading of a "captured child" at the hands of Syria's Nour al-din al-Zenki rebel group.[1] If you are wondering about the motive here, you're asking the right question. It was a savage murder, but the "child" was 19 with a growth defect and a member of the Assadist militia, likely Liwa al-Quds.[2] Despite having been debunked, the tale of "child beheading(s)" continues to be told.[3] -GS
"US-orchestrated attacks on ethnic Russians in Ukraine", perpetrated by the Ukrainian regimes' "Neo-Nazis," are "accelerating", John Pilger in the Guardian.[4] Two years have passed, so one assumes Petro Poroshenko has already begun implementing the final solution ... unless the great Russian people have managed to stop fascism in its tracks, yet again. Have we learned nothing from history?! -GS
Nb: Here's a blast from the past, but not really: Terror Close to Home: In oil-rich Venezuela, a volatile leader befriends bad actors from the Mideast, Colombia, and Cuba -USA Today, 2003. This is a typical story from America's reliable and objective "free press" on Venezuela, only the date is somewhat ominous. Forget about Russia Today, or any other "propaganda mouthpiece": you really do have to open up Pravda c. 1937 to find a comparable level of naked hysteria. Except you don't have to go back: just keep up with the "reliable sources." Sigh, this make me sad and pessimistic about the Wikipedia project, which is being force-fed this stuff on a daily basis. -GS
Since socialism doesn't work 'cause "there's no free lunch, duh," The Economist knew in advance—and chose its dubious[5] figures[6] accordingly—that poverty in Venezuela “has stayed stubbornly static since 2000”. Who cares about the actual data? The political line decides everything. ("better red than expert" was a Maoist slogan, although Mao himself said: "No investigation no right to speak") -GS
President Madura sets the price of hamburgers at US$170. It's official! Multiple reliable sources weighed in on these matters.[7] -GS
The Venezuelan demon-dictator "Madura" is at it again, now stealing toys from little kids before Christmas, according to CNN (aka Communist News Network). The article goes on to call him the "The Grinch". Name-calling is just good journalistic practice when you are talking about an official enemy: it's called "freedom of the press", the same kind enjoyed by journalists at Pravda way back in the day. Unfortunately, the story falls flat on it's face: it is a hilarious and total fake. Moreover, it's not even an RT-level "fake", more like Moskovskij Komsomolets fake-tabloid level of fake. It's too sloppy a fake to be properly called propaganda, which must be minimally credible. -GS
Trump, Chavez, Pinochet. Who can possibly tell the difference? That bullshit made quite a few rounds in our WP:RS during the 2016 campaign. To its credit the Washington Post poked holes in the story shortly before the election (NYT—not so much). Anyway, Univision did a bullshit quiz to go with the bullshit story, to demonstrate just how impossible it was to tell them apart. The quiz gave 12 out of context quotes and asked people to guess whether it was Trump or Chavez who said them. I took the challenge and got 9/12 right. The probability of getting that result or higher by pure chance is about 1/14. I didn't know the quotes ahead of time. Could be a coincidence, but I doubt it. -GS
Does Putin have a secret plan to bring America to it's knees by hacking US voting machines and making Clinton the patsy? Anne Applebaum has more.[8] -GS
Illustrations of the colossal WTF committed by the media during the 2016 election cycle are probably superfluous. But here's one: the WP:RS FiveThirtyEight effectively claimed the white working class was unlikely to be an important part of Trump's electorate. "Effectively", because the article was overtly about the fact that polling data from the primaries showed that Trump primary voters were typically far from poor. This was true enough, but in making this factoid the main theme of his article, Nate Silver effectively mislead his largely liberal and centrist audience into thinking that class was not the key electoral battleground. [9] Silver was from alone in making this point, and indeed Silver's factoid was replayed by numerous RS with little concern about the bigger picture. Normally, the DLC and the press are obsessed with real or imagined "swing voters", but this time the party line was quite different:
“For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin.”
On election day, the working class ended up being the deciding factor in the election, as the exit poll data has shown. Trump won precisely because of the dynamics at the bottom of the income ladder, which dwarfed the gains Clinton made in the high-income bracket.[10] Nate Silver's factoid was catastrophically misleading and tone-deaf A few liberals are still comforting themselves with the thought that none of it matters (using the same outdated and irrelevant poll cited by Silver)[11] or that deplorables descended on the election in unprecedented numbers, or that Putin hacked it. -GS
For many Americans, Trump's victory has peeled back the curtain—if only furtively and incompletely—on the feuding centers of power within the U.S. government's permanent bureaucracy, which Trump will have to purge lest it obstruct everything in his platform. The CIA, having failed to pull out a win for its preferred candidate (see, e.g., here and here) has now leaked word that the election results were "tainted" by Russian "interference"—for which read leaked emails exposing the extent of DNC collusion with the media. Although Wikileaks has denied any connection with Moscow and the FBI—one of the few branches of the federal government to support Trump—was and remains skeptical of the CIA's conclusion, the entire U.S. "free press" has been consumed with war mongering hysteria not seen since the days of George Tenet's "slam dunk" assessment on Iraq's imaginary weapons of mass destruction. Enter Robert Baer, a former CIA operative best known for attempting to assassinate Saddam in 1996 and for inspiring the film Syriana. Baer told CNN there's only one way to eliminate the "taint" of Ruskie "influence" on the election: Nullify the results and declare a re-do! (He declined to elaborate on how this would cause voters to forget everything they learned from Wikileaks.) In fact, Baer's sentiment is by no means uncommon in the U.S. mass media—which seems to promulgate a new meme calling for another recount or an Electoral College mutiny or just a Supreme Court ruling that Trump is ineligible 'cuz "racism" on a weekly basis—but Baer is distinguished by the sheer, brazen chutzpah of his assertions. According to Baer: "Having worked in the CIA, if we had been caught interfering in European elections, or Asian elections or anywhere in the world, those countries would call for new elections, and any democracy would." That's right—the CIA is shocked, shocked to learn that nations sometimes involve themselves in one another's internal affairs! (And it certainly wouldn't want to see spies manipulating U.S. public opinion...) Mrs. Clinton, for her part, professes to have been blissfully ignorant of the very idea of rigging elections.TheTimesAreAChanging (talk) 10:44, 12 December 2016 (UTC)
From the lead of a story in The Guardian :
"Russian hackers were able to access thousands of emails from a top-ranking Democrat after an aide typed the word “legitimate” instead of “illegitimate” by mistake, an investigation by the New York Times has found. The revelation gives further credence to the CIA’s finding last week that the Kremlin deliberately intervened in the US presidential election to help Donald Trump."
Makes perfect sense... -GS
The Washington Post (new slogan: "the CIA's favorite newspaper") published another hysterical fear-mongering story about Russia— "Russian hackers penetrated U.S. electricity grid through utility in Vermont, officials say"—prompting the usual tough-guy pontifications by Vermont politicians. The story quickly went viral, but was refuted within an hour and a half when Burlington Electric Department—one of Vermont's two major utilities—released the following statement: "We detected the malware in a single Burlington Electric Department laptop NOT connected to our organization's grid systems." According to Glenn Greenwald in The Intercept: "Even worse, there is zero evidence that Russian hackers were even responsible for the implanting of this malware on this single laptop. The fact that malware is 'Russian-made' does not mean that only Russians can use it; indeed, like a lot of malware, it can be purchased (as Jeffrey Carr has pointed out in the DNC hacking context, assuming that Russian-made malware must have been used by Russians is as irrational as finding a Russian-made Kalishnikov AKM rifle at a crime scene and assuming the killer must be Russian)." Despite this, the Post only slightly amended its headline to "Russian operation hacked a Vermont utility, showing risk to U.S. electrical grid security, officials say," which is only true if we assume it is "just stenographically passing along what 'officials say.'" Yet the most interesting part of this debacle is what it reveals about the Post's fact-checking standards, or lack thereof. When questioned by Kalev Leetaru of Forbes as to whether the Post had contacted either of Vermont's utilities prior to posting the article, a Post spokeswoman lied through her teeth, claiming "we had contacted the state's two major power suppliers, as these sentences from the first version of the story attest: 'It is unclear which utility reported the incident. Officials from two major Vermont utilities, Green Mountain Power and Burlington Electric, could not be immediately reached for comment Friday.'" Little did she know that the Wayback Machine could impeach her testimony, as archived versions prove "it was not until an hour after publication (7:55PM), somewhere between 8:47PM and 9:24PM that the Post finally updated its story to include the statement above that it had contacted the two utilities for comment." This was also confirmed by "Mike Kanarick, Director of Customer Care, Community Engagement and Communications for Burlington Electric Department ... according to Mr. Kanarick, the first contact from the Post was a phone call from reporter Adam Entous at 8:05PM, 10 minutes after the Post's story had been published." Leetaru concludes: "It is simply astounding that any newspaper, let alone one of the Post's reputation and stature, would run a story and then ten minutes after publication, turn around and finally ask the central focus of the article for comment. Not only does this violate every professional norm and standard of journalistic practice, but it feeds directly into the public’s growing distrust of media ... It also tells us that the Post ran its story based solely and exclusively on the word of US Government sources that it placed absolute trust in. That the Post would run an entire story based exclusively on the word of its US Government sources and without any other external fact checking (such as contacting the two utilities), offers a fascinating glimpse into just how much blind trust American newspapers place in Government sources, to repeat their claims verbatim without the slightest bit of vetting or confirmation." And this is from the paper that has done more than any other to promote "fake news" hysteria!TheTimesAreAChanging (talk) 23:01, 3 January 2017 (UTC)
CNN has compiled a list of the "10 most damning findings from report [by ODNI] on Russian election interference"[19]. The ODNI report contains the following tortured conclusion[20]: 3 :
Moscow most likely chose WikiLeaks because of its self-proclaimed reputation for authenticity. Disclosures through WikiLeaks did not contain any evident forgeries.
Why is their reputation merely "self-proclaimed" if no-one has found any evidence of them publishing a single fake document? Shoring up this carefully thought-out conclusion is the following "finding" (#10 on CNN's list):
""In early September, Putin said publicly it was important the DNC data was exposed to Wikileaks, calling the search for the source of the leaks a distraction and denying Russian 'state-level' involvement."
The implication is that Putin said he considered Wikileaks to be particularly useful, in some way. If you're asking "why would he say that?", you're asking the right question. Here's what he actually said on Sep 1, 2016 to Bloomberg[21]:
And then, listen, does it even matter who hacked this data from the campaign headquarters of Mrs. Clinton? Is that really important? The important thing is the content that was given to the public.
The word "Wikileaks" does not appear once in the entire interview. Needless to say there is nothing there that implies anything the ODNI is trying to tease out of it. Pathetic. -GS
It is well known that newspapers don't excel in history or math. But what if the Wash Po has to put out a historical article with numbers? The US kills 1 million Laotians during the Laotian civil war, that's what happens. Funny thing is that the same author actually gave a reasonable number of 50-250K at Google Books when he wrote a book on the very same topic a year before the WashPo article appeared, so it was probably just an careless error. Unfortunately copy editors working for newspapers today are only as good as their spell checker. Guccisamsclub (talk) 22:05, 2 November 2016 (UTC)
In fit of self-righteousness, repeated hundreds of times in the British media, the The Independent scolds Jeremy Corbyn for jokingly quoting the Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha. In an attempt to "raise awareness" about Corbyn's terrifying transgression, it informs readers that Hoxha "killed up to 100,000 of his own citizens"
, all of whom were doubtlessly innocent. Out of an average population of around 1.5 million, this figure easily sets the world record for executions in relative terms. In actuality, during the famous Red Terror of 1945, "nearly 2000 were executed". Of course political executions, mass arrests and torture continued throughout Hoxha's 40-year reign, with the result that Communist Albania racked up 5,500 executions from 1945-1991, though it is unclear how muany of these cases were political. 100,000 is in fact the number jailed. Whenever newspapers print anything about Cold War history, get ready for some serious bullshit. Guccisamsclub (talk) 19:08, 3 November 2016 (UTC)
To many wtfs to list. Guccisamsclub (talk) 23:08, 5 November 2016 (UTC)
Somebody should make a list of Paul Bogdanor's lies, but I doubt anyone will because Paul Bogdanor. This would be primarily of interest to wikipedia, where many editors have used his web page in lieu of a JSTOR subscription. (spaking from extensive personal experience editing various pages littered with Bogdanor agitprop) Here's one: Bogdanor claims that Noam Chomsky either made up[22]: 93 an interview or made up the source when he quoted an Israeli paratrooper in one of his books[23]: 73–4 . Obviously nobody can dispute the exceptional humanitarianism of the Israeli armed forces (i.e. The Good GuysTM), so naturally it must be a fake. Chomsky's footnote for the source contains only one error: he wrote October 1985, but whereas actual interview was from October 1983.[24]
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