Hello, fellow humans! Contrary to what my username would have you think, I currently have no stolen hats in my collection, but if I think your hat is fine and dandy enough then I'll definitely consider snatching it and scurrying off to my hole in the ground.

If you think I'm interesting enough, then here's some noteworthy things about me:

• I'm a highschool junior and am currently trying to widen my understanding of the life sciences.
• My pronouns are she/her!
• I like thrifting used science textbooks for courses I don't take, to expand my knowledge.
• I like plants, but many of my precious houseplants have been nibbled to bits by my cat (I still love her though.)
• I'm interested in ichthyology, botany, entomology, and microbiology.
• Almost all of the things I do are either motivated by spite or procrastination.
• I typically edit and expand articles casually.
• I like to write, although I rarely complete a story.

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