Short-fingered vulgarian.

My Top Ten list of films involving Sharks

1. Sharktopus - Eric (brother of Julia) Robert's finest work.

2. Shark in Venice - A BaldWINNER.

3. Sharknado - Silly fun.

4. Shark Attack 3 - Starring John "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" Barrowman

5. Jaws 4 - "The audience hated the first ending, lets just splice in the shark exploding from the first film and hope no one notices!"

6. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus - For when you really need to see a shark biting a jumbo jet out of mid-air.

7. Ghost Shark - "I can appear from any body of water, even your drinking glass!"

8. Deep Blue Sea - Genetically engineered, backwards-swimming Makos. Also a wise-cracking parrot with LL Cool J as a sidekick.

9. Sharkenstein - No comment

10. 2-Headed Shark Attack - Does what it says on the tin.