This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

Guitar-3

This user is an advanced guitarist.

HTML-2

This user is an intermediate HTML user.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; he uses them frequently.

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

This user believes that laughter is a medicine that should be taken several times a day!!!

This user owns an Android phone.

C₈H₁₀N₄O₂

There is too much blood in this user's caffeine system.

This user drinks. Period.

Beer respects me.

Any beer is better than Foster's.

This user is a carnivore.

This user loves pizza.

This user eats at
Domino's Pizza.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves pasta.

This user enjoys their steak Rare.

This user loves marzipan

This user likes doughnuts.

This user loves
Italian cuisine

This user is addicted to Texas Hold 'em and is going all in with pocket aces.

This user likes to play Magic: The Gathering.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user is interested in law.

This user is a lawyer.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

This user is a Songwriter

This user sings in the shower.

This user can and does compose music.

This user plays his music in the treble clef.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user has absolute pitch.

This user can read sheet music.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the violin.

This user likes all types of music.

This user listens to comedy music.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys Baroque music.

This user enjoys blues-rock.

This user enjoys melodic rock, commonly known as AOR.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys music that melts your face.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user enjoys listening to real metal.

This user enjoys listening to epic Power metal of steel.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user enjoys Eurobeat.

This user loves DUBSTEP.

This user needs more cowbell.

This user has an account on Metal-Archives.

This user enjoys philosophy.

This user believes in logic.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in
science.

This user is interested in Biology.

This user is interested in
DNA and genetics.

Mendel is this user's
chrome boy.

You mess with this user, and they'll
denature your protein.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user is interested in the study of Toxicology and Toxins.

This user is interested in medicine.

This user is interested in Pharmacology.

This user did not participate in the Earth Hour event.

This user has social anxiety.

GAD

This user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.

ADD

This user has ADD.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

This user is long sighted.

This user has astigmatism.

*.*

This user has ADOS, Attention Deficit OOH Shiny

This user plays eight-ball.

This user is a fan of the football club Sliema Wanderers.

This user is a fan of the football club Parramatta Eagles.

WCW

This user was a fan of
WCW

This user is a fan of Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.

This user is a WWE fan.

This user is a Hulkamaniac, brother!

This user is fan of Mr.................................... Kennedy.............. Kennedy

UFC

This user is a fan of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

This user is a yellow belt in Taekwondo.

跆拳道

'00SYD

This user attended the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia.

This user enjoys siesta.

This user enjoys origami.

This user spends most of his free time thinking.

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

This user enjoys singing.

This user is a roadfan.

This user is interested in maps.

This user loves knowledge.

This user is interested in psychology.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user is interested in making stuff for the web

This user believes that all procrastinators (himself included) need to unite and take over the world... tomorrow.

This user likes to spin pens.

This person uses Microsoft Security Essentials.

This user uses Google Calendar.

This user uploads websites with FileZilla.

This user records with Audacity.

This user once used DOS back in the day.

This user is an advanced Notepad user.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user reads self-help books.

This user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punk

This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.

This user is an
American Psycho.

Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.

This user does not talk about Fight Club.

GGR

This user knows that coffee's for closers.

This user wants you to get off of his or her lawn.

This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.

PULP

This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

Pulp Fiction

This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

Bak user derka derka derka!

This user's suit is black.
...
...
NOT!!!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

This user will send you back to the future.

This user will be back.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

News

This user reads broadsheet newspapers.

アニメ
sub

This user prefers to watch
his anime subbed.

This user loves Initial D and wishes they could overtake using the gutter run.

RedSuns

This user is a member of the Akagi RedSuns and drives a white FC.

RedSuns

This user is a member of the Akagi RedSuns and drives a yellow FD.

This user wants to be the very best like no-one ever was.

Gotta catch 'em all!

This user is ready for the Poké Rap!

’M	Wild MissingNo. appeared!

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user knows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.

Ants

This user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

Moe

This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

This user watches How I Met Your Mother

HIMYM

This user is legend- wait for it- dary!

This user is involved in
a war on everything.

M.D.

This user watches House.

Law & Order

This user is a fan of all Law & Order series.

All
L&O

This user is a fan of
The Sopranos.

R&S

This user sings the Happy Happy Joy Joy Song!

COPS

This user knew that all suspects were innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

This user watches COPS.

JUDGE
Judy

This user watches Judge Judy.

Some say that this user is The Stig.

This user supports Malta in the Eurovision Song Contest.

Busted
Plausible
Confirmed

This user is a fan of MythBusters.

This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects that they never took in school or college.

This user is a student or graduate of
Macquarie University.

Club Mac

This user was subjected to a grueling 8 hours per week of face to face teaching at Macquarie University. ^†

This user is a law student.

†

This user survived Catholic school!

FMS

This user studies at or is an alumnus of a Marist Brothers school.

CFC

This user attends, or is an alumnus of, a Christian Brothers (Irish) school.

This user is happy.

This user likes badgers, mushrooms and snakes.

Proud to be Australian.

This user is from
New South Wales.

This user is a Libran.

This user was born in the Year of the Snake.

蛇

MUS

This user is an expert in Music.

css-2

This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-3

This user is an advanced HTML user.

This user is a Holden enthusiast.

This user believes that if John Deere made pickup trucks, the world would be a perfect place.

This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement

This user likes
St. Thomas Aquinas.

This user is a conservative.

This user supports union between Scotland and the United Kingdom.

BSc

This user has a Bachelor of Science degree.

This user has a Bachelor of Laws.

This user has a law degree.

This user is of French ancestry.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user is of Maltese ancestry.

This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of Sicilian ancestry.

MUS

This user is an expert in Music.

This user is heterosexual and identifies as straight.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is religious.

Dei Gratia Catholica Romana

This user is a traditionalist
Roman Catholic.

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