My name is a typo ! … … … I hyped it accidontally one day and biked it.

So, … … please leave any messages on this typo's talk page ! … the typo will read the message ASAP and respond to it as soon as it has worked out how to spell.

This user is old enough
to know better!

… … … 'nuff said

This user is a
curmudgeon

… … … see above

This Wikipedian knows where " Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob wllllantysiliogogogoch" is.

… … but not how to pronounce half of it

This user has been on Wikipedia for 11 years, 3 months and 26 days.

… … "and it don't seem a day too long"

HDMTF

This user is a member of the His Dark Materials task force.

… … … … Unfortunately a weary task force with one active member!

This user pledges to return to Old Fashioned Wikipedian Values.

… … … … And you can F!*! off if you don't agree. ^{[citation needed]}

… … … … … … … … … … … I don't edit Wikipedia to collect baubles … … … … and besides nobody has offered me any yet! … … (See WP:Canvassing)

en-0

This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulty).

… Well, this isn't strictly true, but there are editors who seem to believe it. "... are you actually suggesting that … ? Do you speak English? " AnnOtherEditor 14:31, 3 June 2014