Finally, I've got round to making my user page. I'm Scott Wilson, and am currently studying computer science at Heriot-Watt University. I'm interested in flight simulation and am currently Chief Flight Instructor at Freeworld Airways, X-Plane's largest virtual airline. Maybe I'll eventually think of something else to put in here, or figure out how to clean up the userboxes. Feel free to drop by my talk page - I don't bite. Well, okay. I'm certified rabies-free though.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullshit.

du-1

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

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This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

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This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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About me

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Albannach
This user is proud to be Scottish.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

((User SNP))

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World War II.

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Big Brother is watching this user.

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This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

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This user prefers the metric system.

Dr. Who

"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"

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