If you are not me, go away, this is not for your eyes! – ((u|Sdkb)) ^talk

Ideas

• Declare a COI with Cool (aesthetic); use ((If April Fools|((Tmbox |type = notice |image = [[File:Ambox warning blue.svg|40px|alt=Blue alert icon.]] |text = [[Special:ListUsers|All Wikipedia editors]] may be personally or professionally connected to the subject of this article. Relevant policies and guidelines may include [[Wikipedia:Conflict of interest|conflict of interest]] and [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|neutral point of view]].((April Fools))))))
• AfD Controlled-access highway as antithetical to our open access ideals
• ITN a distant past event
• Adjust Template:Notability guide for mailbox display ever April 1
• Declare boldly that external links were modified in past, now a recurring subscription
• Rename |url-status=dead (overly morbid, an insult not only to the sadly defunct websites but also to the memory of every formerly living creature in the universe) to |url-status=dodoesque

Drafts