Sdrqaz

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Sdrqaz, waiting for gravity to work
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Sdrqaz (/ˈsrɜːkɑːz/ SRUH-kahz, alternatively /ˈsɜːrkɑːz/ SUR-kahz) is a volunteer Wikipedian. This user believes strongly in leaving edit summaries and despairs at those who do not, especially when making major edits. If you have a compliment or comment or complaint to make about Sdrqaz's edits or actions, please visit the talk page to make them.

Sdrqaz will occasionally use another account (golollop) and a shared IP address to edit Wikipedia. Given the infeasibility of interrogating its users individually, it is unknown if the network is used by other Wikipedians. No meatpuppetry or sockpuppetry will occur. Another account (sdrgaz) was created as a doppelgänger and made zero edits.

There's still a lot I don't know, a lot that I won't ever hope to know, and I won't ever be the smartest editor in the room. So if you see me getting full of myself, take me down a peg or two. I'll try and give it a healthy dollop of introspection.

On another note, this perspective on guidelines is well worth reading, and this response may have been the best thing to come out of RfA (though some candidates come close – see this tree). For those confused with Wikipedia's jargon, see its glossary and alphabet soup of abbreviations.

• Did you know was updated with a fact from the article Shadow docket, which you created. The fact was ... that Trump won 28 times more shadow docket requests per year than Bush and Obama?
  • The article Shadow docket you nominated as a good article has passed.
• Did you know was updated with a fact from the article Raed Ahmed, which you substantially expanded. The fact was ... that Olympic flagbearer Raed Ahmed defected after he saw Bill Clinton clapping?
• Did you know was updated with a fact from the article The Man Who Died Twice (novel), which you created. The fact was ... that a reviewer said that Richard Osman's The Man Who Died Twice has "more holes than a dodgy knitting pattern" but he "enjoyed every minute"?
• Did you know was updated with a fact from the article Niz-Chavez v. Garland, which you created. The fact was ... that a U.S. Supreme Court case had "odd bedfellows"?
• Did you know was updated with a fact from the article Magic minute, which you created. The fact was ... that the magic minute exposed a "secret" about baby carrots and criticized Jimmy Carter's sweaters?
• Did you know was updated with a fact from the article My Neighbour Totoro (play), which you substantially expanded. The fact was ... that a reviewer warned that Totoro would lead to "sore cheeks"?

Frivolous things

On the Cliff by the Sea This user has been on Wikipedia for 8 years and 19 days. This user has been an administrator for 1 year, 9 months, and 30 days. This administrator will consider reasonable requests to provide copies of deleted articles. This administrator is willing to handle revision deletion requests. 127.0.0.0/8 This administrator understands and performs range blocks. This user is haunted by the times they forgot to use an edit summary. Out, damned spot! What, will these hands ne'er be clean? This user enjoys archiving their talk page, having faced the War against the Machines. * :* ::* This user hates seeing improper list/indentation formatting, and always corrects it. This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds. This user will eat fish raw. Here fishy, fishy, fishy. This user wants to save the whales. This user drinks Calpis. This user drinks Milo. This user likes elephants. This user has an SHA-512 committed identity. See this userbox's invocation.