I like spoons and sheep. And acurate speelin as i want to rite a book.

Now that I have a userpage I'll be unlikely to update it :-)

• update* 16/09/10 british time: i often write in all lowercase. this doesn't mean i'm an idiot, it means i don't use capitalisation. if i was concerned about capitalisation i'd think about writing a book or something.
• update* 16/09/2010 wasted time: WHEN I TYPE IN ALL CAPS IT'S BECAUSE OF A PLANETARY ALIGNMENT. the gravitational effect pushes my caps key down. i can't comment on other natural disasters related to my caps lock key.
• update* 17/09/2010 FBI time: Shusshhhh, no comment!
• update* 17/09/2010 bloody kids time: I have three godchildren. What's the quickest way of building a rocket to mars? I'm not concerned if it's me or them in the rocket.

OK i'm writing a book at last. it's about three noisy brats sent to mars. they will ask 'are we there yet?' for the entire journey. the funny thing is i'm putting their parents on the trip as well and instead of oxygen they're breathing helium so the kids say 'are we there yet?' in an even more squeaky and annoying voice. and the parents can't stamp their authority because they squeak as well. 2 billion pounds well spent to teach people not to make me a godfather!

• Note to self: There are things that you can't wrap your brain around no matter how simple they are. Like why posh restaurants have more than 1 fork. (I mean more than 1 fork per setting!)