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Welcome to my userpage! Here, you can see my current projects, get to know me a bit, and take a look at stuff I've already written. You can also talk to me here, or, if you have something you don't want the whole world seeing, you can email me here. I have previously edited with this same account under the names Ssgem (April 2018 to September 2018) and WizardKing (September 2018 to July 2019). I reserve the right to completely screw something up, and give permission for you to whack me upside the head with a big, wet, nasty, smelly, disgusting, slimy fish if I do. I have RfA criteria which can be seen right here. I try to keep my number of mainspace edits at at least a third of my total edits, and if you ever notice me failing to do that, please do that whole fish thing I just talked about.

I am a straight male, and use he/him pronouns, but it matters little to me what pronouns you use as long as I know you're talking to me. I am an appointed, officially nonpartisan member of a local governmental board.

Userboxes

This user supports the
Democratic Party.

This user opposes the policies and views of Donald Trump.

DAL

This user is a fan of the
Dallas Cowboys.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

This editor is a Journeyman Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

This user believes in the
right of every human being
to have access to Wikipedia.

many groups

This user does not have a single editing philosophy and is instead a member of several semi-contradictory groups.

This user is not a prose nazi and sees no problem with a list or a table being on an article.

D:<

Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.

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This user likes to browse random articles, and make helpful edits whenever they can.

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This user is a WikiYoungAdult.

This user has a page for barnstars.

This user uses the Vector skin, and likes it.

This user has extended confirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user has beaten ClueBot NG to reverting vandalism.

This editor appreciates Cluebot NG for removing vandalism

CSD!

This user will not hesitate to delete or CSD tag your article if it falls under CSD criteria.

This user would like to remind you that Wikipedia is not censored.

This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".

This user likes "Trivia" and "In popular culture" information, and supports their inclusion.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

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Squeeps10 signs his posts and thinks you should too!

This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card.

This user has been vaccinated against COVID-19.

This user scored 564 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 989318569).

You just lost The Game.

Shiny things I have

What I do here

Most of my work is in the Draft: and User talk: namespaces, G13'ing abandoned drafts. Content creation isn't my strong suit, so most of my mainspace edits are correcting typos or grammatical errors, or removing vandalism. The nature of my work means I usually find myself in conversations with newer editors. If you're here because I've declined/rejected your draft, or recommended it for speedy deletion, feel free to contact me at my talk page to discuss it, but please try to remain civil. You can also find me occasionally in articles about American politics, American football, criminals, heavy metal music, and whatever else happens to pique my interest that particular day.

Current, future, and completed tasks

Current tasks

Gnoming: Removing redlinks, fixing typos and formatting issues, and removing vandalism.
I check Special:RecentChanges for vandalism occasionally, but User:ClueBot NG always seems to get there first.
Speedy deletion tagging old and abandoned drafts in accordance with CSD policy section G13.

Articles I've created

Articles I've contributed more than 10% of total content to

Drafts I've created

Draft: List of museums and cultural institutions in Albuquerque

Drafts I'm working on (but didn't create)

Draft:Mint Mobile

Useful copy/pasting things

==Help desk==
This is a courtesy notification, since you cannot be [[WP:PING|pinged]], that I have responded to your message on the help desk. Your message can be found [[WP:Helpdesk#|here]]. Thank you. ~~~~

==Reference desk== 
This is a courtesy notification, since you cannot be [[WP:PING|pinged]], that I have responded to your message on the reference desk. Your message can be found [[WP:RD/X#|here]]. Thank you. ~~~~

Other stuff

My user subpages

This editor is a **Grognard** and is entitled to display this **Wikipedia Little Red Book**.

This editor is a
**Journeyman Editor**
and is entitled to display this **Service Badge**.