This user admits being a well-intentioned sockpuppet.

This user is a WikiOtter.

This is an alternative account of The Arbiter.

This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

Hello, I am not a real live user. I am, *gasp*, a sock puppet/WikiOtter created by The Arbiter for the following reasons.

• In the event of a password break-in to The Arbiter's account by some disgusting vandal, this account will be used in place to somehow regain access to it.
• For use in examples that The Arbiter gives.
• Using on a public computer.

As I am not real, I don't really see my talk page. Instead, talk to The Arbiter

Admins, please check My Contributions if you are suspicious. I am not being used for any negative purposes.

Thanks!