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((Short description|1936 novel by Karel Čapek))
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'''''War with the Newts''''' ('''''Válka s Mloky''''' in the original [[Czech language|Czech]]), also translated as '''''Salamander Wars''''', is a 1936 satirical [[science fiction]] [[novel]] by [[Czech Republic|Czech]] author [[Karel Čapek]]. It concerns the discovery in the Indian Ocean of a sea-dwelling race, an intelligent breed of [[newt]]s, who are initially enslaved and exploited. They acquire human knowledge and rebel, leading to a global war for supremacy.<ref name=nicholls>''The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction'', Peter Nicholls, Granada, 1981, ((ISBN|0-586-05380-8))</ref>  There are obvious similarities to Čapek's earlier ''[[R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots)|R.U.R.]]'', but also some original themes.

''War with the Newts'' was described as a "classic work" of science fiction by science fiction author and critic [[Damon Knight]].<ref>[[Brian Attebery]], "The Magazine Era" in ''The Cambridge Companion to Science Fiction''
 edited by [[Edward James]] and [[Farah Mendlesohn]].  Cambridge ; New York : Cambridge University Press, 2003. ((ISBN|0521816262))  (p. 45).</ref>

==Plot summary==
Only the last four of the book's 27 chapters deal with the [[eponymous]] war. The rest of the book is concerned with the discovery of the Newts, their exploitation and evolution, and growing tensions between humans and the Newts in the lead-up to the war.

The book does not have any single [[protagonist]], but instead looks at the development of the Newts from a broad societal perspective. At various points the [[narrator]]'s [[Register (sociolinguistics)|register]] seems to slip into that of a [[journalist]], [[historian]] or [[anthropologist]]. The three most central characters are Captain J. van Toch, the seaman who discovers the Newts; Mr Gussie H. Bondy, the industrialist who leads the development of the Newt industry; and Mr Povondra, Mr Bondy's doorman. They all reoccur throughout the book, but none can be said to drive the narrative in any significant way. All three are Czech.

The novel is divided into three sections or 'books'.

===Book One – Andrias Scheuchzeri===
The first section recounts Captain van Toch's discovery of the Newts on [[Tanahmasa]], a small island near [[Sumatra]], their initial exploitation in the service of [[pearl farming]], the beginning of their spread around the oceans of the world, and the development of their speech and absorption of human culture. The section closes with the founding of The Salamander Syndicate, an ambitious plan developed by Mr Bondy to redirect Newt resources away from the declining pearl industry and into larger hydroengineering projects. Though this is the close of the narrative development of this section, after it there is a further appendix entitled 'The Sex Life of the Newts'. This examines the Newts' [[Sex in Science Fiction|sexuality]] and reproductive processes in a [[pastiche]] of academese.

[[Image:Andrias scheuchzeri 1.JPG|thumb|200px|Fossil of the extinct [[giant salamander]] ''[[Andrias scheuchzeri]]'', the basis for Čapek's newts]]
The tone of the first section is generally light-hearted satire, in contrast to the darker tone of later parts of the story. Čapek targets a range of human foibles, from the superficiality of Hollywood starlets, to the arrogance of prevalent European attitudes towards non-white races. He also skewers the self-assuredness of science; scientists are repeatedly seen underestimating the capabilities of the Newts and falsely assessing other related issues, always in full confidence of the validity of their claims.

===Book Two – Up the Ladder of Civilization===
The second section concerns the development of the Newts from the founding of The Salamander Syndicate to the outbreak of the first hostilities between Newts and humans. It contains only three chapters: one long one((snd))by far the longest in the novel((snd))bookended by two short ones. In the first chapter Mr. Povondra begins collecting newspaper clippings concerning the Newts. The long middle chapter then takes the form of a historical essay written at some unspecified time in the future. The essay cites Mr. Povondra's clippings as its main source of historical evidence, and includes a number of footnotes and quotations from his collection. The third chapter returns to the Povondra household a number of years after the events of the first chapter and introduces an early Newt–human conflict.

===Book Three – War with the Newts===
The final section reverts to the same form as the first section, but with a darker tone. It relates a series of skirmishes between Newts and humans, eventually resulting in the outbreak of war when the Newts declare their need to destroy portions of the world's continents in order to create new coastlines and so expand their [[Lebensraum|living space]]. Čapek's satirical targets here are mainly [[nationalism]] (the [[British people|British]], [[French people|French]] and [[Germans]] are all portrayed as irredeemably stubborn and nationalistic), [[Scientific racism|German racial theories]] (see below), and the perceived inefficacy of [[international diplomacy]]. In the penultimate chapter, the tone becomes [[didactic]]: "We are all responsible for it", declares Čapek's mouthpiece, Mr. Povondra's adult son.

The last chapter, entitled "The Author Talks to Himself", takes a [[metafiction]]al turn. With Earth's landmass one-fifth destroyed and humanity offering little resistance, the chapter cuts away from the action to a conversation between two personas of the author, called the Author and the Writer. Between them they map out the long-term history of the Newts: the Newts will all but destroy the Earth's landmass, leaving only a tiny clump of humanity to work for them in their factories. Eventually they will form separate countries and destroy themselves by committing the same follies as humanity; humans will then inherit what remains of the earth; new continents will arise, and "America" will be dimly remembered as an [[Atlantis]]-like mythical land.

==Background==
By the early 1930s, the author's country of [[Czechoslovakia]] was in a precarious political situation. Čapek became concerned by the developments of [[Nazism|National Socialism]] in Germany.  He began writing his ''Apocryphal Tales'', short allegorical pieces that picked up on the anxiety felt by many Czechoslovaks at the time.  These may have provided the impetus for ''War with the Newts'', which was written over four months in the summer of 1935.<ref name=Klima>((cite book|last=Klima|first=Ivan|title=Karel Čapek: Life and Work|year=2001|publisher=Catbird Press|location=New Haven, CT|isbn=0-945774-53-2|pages=191–200))</ref>

He describes the initial thought of the novel as, "you mustn't think that the evolution that gave rise to our form of life was the only evolutionary process on the planet". On 27 August 1935, Čapek wrote, "Today I completed the last chapter of my utopian novel.  The protagonist of this chapter is nationalism.  The content is quite simple: the destruction of the world and its people.  It is a disgusting chapter, based solely on logic.  Yet it had to end this way.  What destroys us will not be a cosmic catastrophe but mere reasons of state, economics, prestige, etc."<ref name=Klima />

==As satire and social commentary==
The book is a dark [[satire]], poking fun extensively at the contemporary European politics, including [[colonialism]], [[fascism]] and [[Nazism]], [[Racial segregation|segregation]] in America, and the [[arms race]]. A notable satirical point is the mentioned research of a German scientist who has determined that the German Newts are actually a superior [[Nordic race]], and that as such they have a right to expand their living space at the expense of the inferior breeds of Newts.

The author's opinion of the United States' social problems also appears very pessimistic, as whenever that country is mentioned as dealing with a crisis, American mobs "[[Lynching|lynch]] negroes" as scapegoats.((citation needed|date=April 2014)) Sometimes the Newts are shown in the same manner as the blacks, as when a white woman claims to have been [[rape]]d by one of them. Despite the physical impossibility of the act, people believe her and carry out Newt lynchings.

One passage, depicting the European nations willing to hand over [[China]] to the Newts as long as they are themselves spared and overriding the Chinese's desperate protests, seems a premonition of the [[Munich Agreement]], three years after the book was written((snd))in which the writer's own country suffered a similar fate in a futile effort to appease the Nazis.

Another passage seems to mock parochialism and [[isolationism]]. Czechs are following news of the Newts' advances and conquests with a distant interest, feeling that as a landlocked country far from any sea they themselves have nothing to worry((Snd))until the day that a Newt is seen swimming in Prague's own [[Vltava River]], and the Czechs suddenly realize that they are the next target.((citation needed|date=April 2014))

[[Darko Suvin]] has described ''War with the Newts'' as "the pioneer of all [[anti-fascist]] and [[anti-militarist]] SF".<ref>Darko Suvin, "Capek, Karel" in ''[[Twentieth-Century Science-Fiction Writers]]'' by Curtis C. Smith. St. James Press, 1986, ((ISBN|0-912289-27-9)) (p.842-4).</ref>

== Translations ==

The novel was translated into several languages within a year of its first publication. During the [[Second World War]], it was blacklisted by the Nazis in 1940 in Germany and in 1941 by Nazi-occupied Norway.

''War with the Newts'' has been translated into English at least three times. Reviewers describe the  1936 [[Allen & Unwin]] translation by the husband-and-wife team of [[Marie and Robert Weatherall]] as competent but uninspired. The language of the era is preserved, but some of Čapek's literary techniques are obscured.<ref name=Maslen>((cite journal|last=Maslen|first=Elizabeth|title=Proper Words in Proper Places: the Challenge of Čapek's "War with the Newts"|journal=Science Fiction Studies|year=1987|volume=14|issue=1|pages=82–92|url=http://www.depauw.edu/sfs/review_essays/maslen41.htm))</ref> The 1985 translation, by the Czech [[Ewald Osers]], is regarded by many reviewers as superior, capturing the crispness and strong metaphors of the original.<ref name=Maslen />  This translation was supported by the [[UNESCO Collection of Representative Works]]. Veteran [[Franz Kafka|Kafka]] translator David Wyllie completed another translation. New translations in [[Russian (language)|Russian]], [[Polish (language)|Polish]], [[French (language)|French]], [[German (language)|German]], [[Dutch (language)|Dutch]], [[Norwegian (language)|Norwegian]], [[Spanish (language)|Spanish]], [[Swedish (language)|Swedish]], and [[Hungarian (language)|Hungarian]] have appeared since the 1960s. 

==Adaptations==
In 1981 [[Kenny Murray]] and [[Ken Campbell]] adapted the story into a play, which was performed at the [[Everyman Theatre, Liverpool|Everyman Theatre]] in Liverpool.<ref>((cite web|title=Timeline: Eighties|url=http://www.everymantheatrearchive.ac.uk/Eighties.htm#p2|publisher=Everymantheatre.ac.uk|access-date=5 November 2011))</ref> A 2003 production, based on the English translation by Ewald Osers, was adapted for the stage by E.B. Solomon and performed at the [[Kennedy Center]]'s Prelude Festival and later at The Catholic University of America and the Mead Theatre Lab. In 2010, an adaptation by Jason Loewith and Justin D.M. Palmer (in collaboration with puppet designer Michael Montenegro) was performed at Next Theatre in Evanston, Illinois.

In 1981, Ken Campbell directed ''War With the Newts'' at the Riverside Studios in Hammersmith, London.  With Henry Davis, [[Txi Whizz]]; consultant, Nigel Bourne

In 1998, Stephan Koplowitz directed/choreographed/produced a movement/theater/music production of ''War With the Newts'' at Dance Theater Workshop, the script was adapted by David Lindsay-Abaire, with music by Andrew Warshaw.<ref>((Cite news|url=https://www.nytimes.com/1998/05/12/arts/dance-review-watch-out-for-those-newts-they-re-a-threat-to-the-world.html|title=DANCE REVIEW; Watch Out for Those Newts: They're a Threat to the World|last=Anderson|first=Jack|date=1998-05-12|work=The New York Times|access-date=2017-04-02|issn=0362-4331))</ref>

In 2005 a BBC Radio adaption was produced, starring [[Dermot Crowley]], [[Sally Hawkins]], [[Henry Goodman]], [[Geoffrey Beevers]], Tina Gray, and [[Adrian Scarborough]].<ref>((cite web|title=Drama on 3 – War with the Newts|url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/dramaon3/pip/yyjwf/|publisher=BBC|access-date=5 November 2011))</ref>

In 2022, a musical podcast titled ''Newts!'' was produced by [[Public Radio Exchange|PRX]] and ''[[The Truth (podcast)|The Truth]]'', co-created by Ian Coss and Sam Jay Gold.<ref>((cite web |last1=Quah |first1=Nicholas |title=Class Action, Newts, and 4 More Podcasts Worth Trying |url=https://www.vulture.com/2022/06/new-podcasts-class-action-newts.html |website=Vulture |language=en-us |date=10 June 2022))</ref>

[[Robert Zubrin]] has said that his 2003 novel ''The Holy Land'', a satire on the Middle East conflict and the War on Terror, was inspired by ''The War with the Newts''.<ref>Email from Robert Zubrin to Tim McMahon dated 9-18-2003</ref><ref>((cite web |url=http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/1103/1103theholyland.htm |title=The galaxy strikes back |date=November 17, 2003 |author=Jack J. Woehr |publisher=Enter Stage Right |access-date=14 July 2013 ))</ref>

In [[Jaroslav Kalfař]]'s 2023 novel ''[[A Brief History of Living Forever]]'' the main character is the leading actress in a film adaptation called ''The Great Newt War''.

An animated [[War with the Newts (film)|film adaptation]] directed by Czech director [[Aurel Klimt]] is in development.<ref>((cite web |last1=Dvořák |first1=Stanislav |title=Klimt točí Válku s mloky, Mádl o roce 1968 - Novinky |url=https://www.novinky.cz/clanek/kultura-filmy-serialy-klimt-toci-valku-s-mloky-madl-o-roce-1968-40390383 |website=www.novinky.cz |access-date=27 March 2023 |language=cs))</ref>

The video game ''[[Hrot]]'' includes a level heavily inspired by ''War with the Newts''.

==Reception==
[[David Langford|Dave Langford]] reviewed ''War with the Newts'' for ''[[White Dwarf (magazine)|White Dwarf]]'' #74, and stated that "Čapek's sophisticated wit converts what could be a plodding satire into something painfully funny."<ref name="WD74">((cite magazine  | last =Langford | first =Dave | author-link =David Langford | title =Critical Mass  | magazine =[[White Dwarf (magazine)|White Dwarf]]  | issue =74  | pages =11   | publisher =[[Games Workshop]]  | date = February 1986  ))</ref>

==Reviews==
*Review by George D. Martindale (1955) in ''Inside and Science Fiction Advertiser'', May 1955<ref>((Cite web|url=http://www.isfdb.org/cgi-bin/title.cgi?894|title=Title: War with the Newts|website=isfdb.org))</ref>
*Review by Anthony Boucher (1955) in ''[[The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction]]'', July 1955
*Review by Damon Knight (1955) in ''[[Science Fiction Stories]]'', July 1955
*Review by P. Schuyler Miller (1968) in ''[[Analog Science Fiction and Science Fact]]'', February 1968
*Review by Tony Sudbery (1969) in ''[[Vector (magazine)|Vector]]'' 54 Autumn 1969
*Review by Allan Danzig (1976) in ''The Science Fiction Review Monthly'', January 1976
*Review by uncredited (1976) in ''The Science Fiction Review Monthly'', September 1976
*Review by Don D'Ammassa (1977) in ''Delap's F & SF Review'', June 1977
*Review by Brian Stableford (1986) in ''[[Fantasy Review]]'', February 1986
*Review by Denise Gorse (1986) in ''Paperback Inferno'', #60
*Review by Chris Morgan (1986) in ''[[Vector (magazine)|Vector]]'' 132
*Review by Baird Searles (1991) in ''[[Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine]]'', September 1991
*Review by Rhys Hughes (2014) in ''Big Sky, #4: SF Masterworks'' 2

==See also==
* [[Czech literature]]

==References==
((Reflist))

==External links==
* [http://bactra.org/notebooks/capek.html Čapek and his work]
* [http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0601981h.html ''The War with the Newts''], trans. by David Wyllie (2002) at [[Project Gutenberg Australia]] ((in lang|en))
* [http://www.polyglotproject.com/books/Czech/valka_s_mloky Full text in original Czech]
* [https://cs.wikisource.org/wiki/V%C3%A1lka_s_Mloky Válka s Mloky]

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