The result was delete per WP:SNOW; upon further investigation (and an odd yet timely Facebook friend request from this person), this is nothing more than a self-aggrandizing joke article created by a current student. --Kinu t/c 22:39, 16 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Appears to be WP:HOAX and/or WP:COI article. Poetry claims are not verifiable, as this individual is not listed on the Bridport or Griffin websites. Ultimates fails WP:N and violates WP:V. --Kinu t/c 16:44, 14 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]