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A number of curious or strange requests occasionally appear on the Wikipedia village pump and other community forums; apparently some visitors have Wikipedia confused with other, unrelated sites. Many times, such questions are posted by people seeking information about a particular subject, and are quite appropriate for the reference desk, so if you encounter such a question on the pump or elsewhere, please try to be helpful and direct the questioner to the reference desk instead.

However, some requests are just so off-the-wall that they would be inappropriate even on the reference desk. In keeping with the spirit of archiving other silly things, this page lists some of those strange requests for the purpose of a little harmless amusement. See also Wikipedia:Talk page highlights.

Names and contact information have been removed for the sake of protecting the innocent and confused.

I want to order a Sisi Movie, I have seen it in French, and I would like to order it in French.

What's so weird about this one? See Here.

Sorry to spoil the silliness, but that section no longer exists. It made me become serious for a second or two, looking through the history. Now I feel silly even for saying so. Si Trew (talk) 22:30, 24 October 2014 (UTC)[reply]

The relevant content is now in the film section. Graham87 03:52, 25 October 2014 (UTC)[reply]

hello sir , this is Bertrum Esquire , we have team of software developare , we are loking for some work ,our main motto work hard & do our best in the chosen field, so plz give some attention on this. thanks

Wiki,

I need to reconnect the East/West shores of Panthalassa. I gotta walk the amiable Tapirs across. Problem: Dinos had to be long dead. 'Possums crossed down under. The Calendar doesn't Jive.

Japan will have to go back to Utah, and NewZealand to Patagonia.

My friends and I were recently (3/2/04) playing Milton Bradley's game "Remote Possibilities" and noticed one question regarding who recieved the most Oscar (Academy) nominations. Until the 2004 awards held on 3/1/04, Titanic had the most nominations in history, but it no longer does, thereby making your game incorrect, by stating Titanic as the answer. I am a huge fan, i know two other people who have this game, and we want to know if you will be making a new version.

Let me know, [name deleted]

hi i'm called [name deleted] from cameroon.i have the age of 18 and i school and leave with my parents .i also do drawing alittle bit of painting and designs.actually i want to imform you that seeing into my own self that your company produicies lots of cars i have also desided to produce two cars models for the toyota company to see or why not produce.these marks are the (voltan 4; and the otic 104 models which i succeded to design.i also want to say that if you are interested then write me by using my e-mail adress [deleted] and my school adress which is

ekoko [name deleted] [deleted] (cameroon).

thanks for yours understanding. from [name deleted].

I am a Canadian and i am wondering if it is possible to join your countries army..I need the requirements and if it is possible adn what i ahve to do to get adn and does the srmy sponsor me through employment to get it the army

Gee, sir, You'll have to start off as a private in the army of wikipedia. Ilyanep 01:53, 21 Jun 2004 (UTC)

Dear sir,

We are the leading manufacturer of various petroleum products in india since 1983. We have three plants at different locations of gujarat and mumbai in india. We Have a huge capacity of around 500-1000 MT/Month of each products. Our product ranges Are:

1] Petroleum Jelly ip/bp/usp 2] Liquid paraffins ip/bp/usp 3] Normal paraffins 4] Ink oils 5] Transformer oil 6] Turbine oil 7] Refrigeration oil 8] White oils/mineral oils 9] Rolling oils 10]Lubricating oils 11]Speciality oils 12]Rubber process oils 13]Conning Oil 14]Texurising Oil 15]Greases 16]Wax Blends & Speciality waxes

We are exporting our products to various countries like USA, UK, UAE, Africa, Egupt, Italy, Syprus, Turkey, Nigeria, Australlia, Tanzania,Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Srilanka, Malaysia and some Europeon countries. We can manufacture These products as per customers specific requirement also. Please contact us For any kind of your requirement to: [Company]. [address], [country]. Ph/Fax: [number]. Our product specifications are available on our web [weblink] or email us on [email].

thanks, For [Company] Ltd.

([Name]) Technical Officer.

Uhh.................Oy....................Err..............Good for you. Alx xlA 00:49, 13 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Dear Sir

I am a researcher in Hefei Physical Science Institue of Chinese Academy of Sciences. I would like to buy a Nd:GGG laser crystal rod with the size 8mm in diameter and 100mm in length. I am to useing rod pumped by flashlamp. On the homepage, I konw you can you can provide Nd:GGG crystal. Please quote for the following products.

Type: laser rod Material: Nd:GGG Nd concentration: 1.1 to 1.5 at.% Orientation: [010] +/-2 deg. Diameter: 8 (+0.0/-0.1) mm Length: 100 (+1/-1) mm Surface quality: 20/10 scr/dig Surface flatness: lambda/10 @ 633nm Parallelism: < 30 arc. sec. Perpendicularity: 15 arc. min Chamfer: 0.2 mm Coating: both faces AR/AR @ 1061nm, R<0.2% Quantity: 1 pc.

Can you tell me more detailed messages, such as its price, how to buy it and so on? You kind response would be appreciated greatly!

Best regards!

your sincerely

[Name removed]

[Postal address removed] P.R.China Tel-No.: [Removed] Fax: [Removed] E-Mail: [Removed]

Nd:GGG, eh? Brilliant! With that, we'd be unstoppable! Today Wikipedia...tomorrow, the world! =David^(talk)_(contribs) 19:32, 28 July 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Hi:

I recently purchased a DVD from E-bay that was a grouping of banned cartoons. Several studios were on this copy including yours. It was a burned copy and they are advertising it as new. The listing was called Banned & World War II caroons Vol. 1 and Vol 2. I did not know if you knew about this but thought you would like to know.

Since you have obtained a bootleg copy of a Wikitoonpedia Cartoon, Wikipedia will punish you for theft. Think of how Jimbo drew 500 000 frames by hand for those cartoons! Alx xlA 00:51, 13 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]

when will i get my blues shoes??

phone: [deleted] cell phone: [deleted] e-mail: [deleted]

thanks a lot!!!

Don't step on my blue suede shoes.

And don't step on my, my, my, my boogie shoes.

Hello,

My name is [name deleted] and I am a student at the University of Manitoba in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. I am enquiring about the student exchange program. I have been trying to locate information on this subject for some time now and have recieved none. My Uma lives near Ruhr and i am thinking about living with her for the school year and getting transfered to your university. I do not know if your university deals with the University of Manitoba in this way so this is the reason i am writing you. If you could get back to me with any information on this subject it would be greatly appreciated. My e-mail address is [email deleted]

Sincerely, [name deleted]

The University of Wikipedia does not currently have an exchange program with your university. However, if you want to organize one we would be willing to participate. Bensaccount 15:30, 19 Apr 2004 (UTC)

Especially if you bring your Uma over.

Maybe we should interwiki this to Wikiversity. Alx xlA 20:12, 10 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Where do I post a complaint? I have a tire with a bubble on the side wall, and your agent (Discount Tire) is claimimg it is road hazard. It is on a trailer that I purchased new just over a year ago and has less than 5000 miles in it. I feel that your agent is giving you a bad name in this case. Please advise. Respectfully submitted George [address removed]

George, this is an encyclopedia. We don't sell tires, we don't have agents, and we get our bad name in ways other than vending bubbly tires. I suggest you find a different website on which to post your tire complaint. -- Finlay McWalter | Talk 17:56, 28 May 2004 (UTC)[reply]

This is the funniest thing! I happen to work in the returns department at the tire company this guy thinks he is complaining to and he calls like every three days trying to tell me this same story... what a doof!

This is to certify that Mr [name deleted] (age 36) is suffering thyrotoxisis since 1997. Which is pathilogical proved. He want to take needful trteatment in your hspital. so plase help him aAnd now extra case of Dagmsed case of #both bone distal 1/3rd of Lt.forearm /c Thyrotoxisis.During the admition, Medical consultant say his surgery not done now until TFT is NWL.

Present history of patient

Tammer. Palpitation, wegiht lose, Appitite high,Both neek swelling. Differe thyroid swelling both lobe.B.P. 160/80 His pathology report as flows,

T3 2.8 (Normal rate 0.69 -2.02mg/dl, T4 18.9(normal rate 5-11.4)microg/dl TSH 0.6(normal rate 0.6-6.2)micro g/dl I refer my patient for some treatment in your hospital.

1) Complete patient evalutation. @) 1-131 update study. 3)possible 1-131 thyroid ablation. 4) Test for human thyroid stimulation immuneglobion. 5) Opimization of medical Therepy.

Thamks Dr. [Name deleted] Director [deleted] Hospital. [Deleted location in South Asia]

I don't know where you think you are posting, but this is an encylopedia not a hospital. We don't treat people here. theresa knott 10:04, 16 Jun 2004 (UTC)

When will they learn? That pile of dead bodies out back is starting to smell. --bodnotbod 22:05, Jun 18, 2004 (UTC)

From Wikipedia:Help desk/Archives/2006 October 24#softporn

Can your softporn movies be purchased, if so can you show me what's available.

Thanks

Ray — Preceding unsigned comment added by Rvaiza (talk • contribs)

You are at the wrong website. This is Wikipedia, an encyclopedia. You will find articles about anything including porn, but no porn movies here -- Lost^(talk) 16:59, 24 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I can't find my Game Boy Color or my copies of Pokémon Gold, Silver, Red and Crystal. If you find them, send them by E-mail.

Note: I am also missing a rainbow Link Cable

If only I could invent a teleportation system. I'd make billions. Pookleblinky 08:28, 30 Nov 2004 (UTC)

I WAS MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS AND NEED TO GET A COPY OF MY MARRIAGE LICENCE AND WHAT IS THE COST TO SEND FOR IT?

• This doesn't strike me as a particularly unusual request. If the original poster or anyone else wants to know, the answer can be found on the Clark County, Nevada web site. --Metropolitan90 05:52, 23 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
  • He (or she) would have to remember what name he (or she) gave the official. Seems unlikely. — Arthur Rubin (talk) 16:42, 18 September 2019 (UTC)[reply]

GREETINGS=

MY COMPANY, A.D. MARBLE & COMPANY, INC., WOULD LIKE TOO BUIil a BRIGE ACROSS THE BAIRING STRAIGHT. DO WEE NEED SOME TYPE OF PERMITION FOR THIS?? I DON’TT THINK WE SHUOLD SENSE THE OCEAN IS PUBLIC PROPERTY. THIS BRIDGE WOULD PROBLY LOWER THE GAS PRICE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD SENSE WE WONT’ HAVEN’T BUY FROM SAUDI ARABIA ANYMORE. PLEASE SIGN BELOW IF YOU ARE FOR OR AGIANST IT SO THAT WE CAN BILD THE BRIGE AS SOOON AS POSIBLE:

AT FAVOR:

• A.D. MARBLE & COMPANY 16:05, 30 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]

AGIANTS:

• Der_Metzgermeister 00:44, 14 August 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Sounds good, but Russia and the US might not share my opinion about these matters. If you get shot or fined, it's not my fault. Alx xlA 00:54, 13 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]

I'm AT FAVOR. Go right ahead. 69.47.185.144 20:23, 27 April 2007 (UTC)[reply]

We would not have to buy from Saudi Arabia? How do we cross these bridges - with pogo sticks?

I'm at favor for this guy to use spell check. 98.220.43.195 (talk) 05:50, 23 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Methinks this is a Lyndon LaRouche nut who's gone a little nuttier than most. Robert (talk) 00:04, 15 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]

From page Talk:Thomas Szasz [Start]

cher confrère, je trouve vos coordonnées sur le site AEP,sur lequel vous trouverez aussi les miennes. [website removed] nous pourrions échanger nos idées,l'avancée de nos travaux? Je participerai au congres international en Italie en octobre2005,et vous? bien cordialement [Name removed] LE HAVRE FRANCE

quick translation of above for convenience:

Dear associate, I find (sic) your name and address on the AEP site, on which you will also find mine. [website removed] We could exchange our ideas, the advancement of our work? I will take part in the international congress in Italy in October 2005, and you? very cordially [Name removed] LE HAVRE, FRANCE

I'm confused. Is the French haven talking to me? To Szasz? Dave 04:04, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)

Dear Sirs, I am astrologer from Kerala, India. I would like to get the date of birth and time of birth and place of birth of Pope's Brother and sister. Also would like to get the date of death of sister. If any body knows please pass on. Nelson - email : [email removed]

I'm tempted to reply: Wikipedia is not a crystal ball. And if you wish to find out about the Pope's siblings' dates of birth or death, ask at the Reference Desk.--///Jrothwell ^(talk)/// 19:03, 17 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]

IT WOULD BE INTERESTING, TO UNDERSTAND HOW THIS CELL LINE ORIGINATED IN THE FORM OF HPV. BEYOND THE FACT OR DR. GREYS RESEARCH. QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ASKED REGARDING THE PRESENCE OF HPV FOUND IN 2000 YEAR OLD MUMMIES, AND THEN LETS GO BACK FROM THERE,THE STIGMA THAT FOLLOWS , AS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED, WITHOOUT MENTION OF THE INTRODUCTION OF DES TO MOTHER'S , AND GRANDMOTHER'S, WHICH INDUCED PERMANENT DNA CHANGES IN THOSE BORN TO THEM, IN MY OPINION THE REPRUCUSSION'S ECHO OF NEGLIGENT GENOCIDE, THERE IS NO ARGUEMNET TO THE FACT OF CERTAIN STRAINS OF HPV , AND THE ASSOCIATION OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY, BUT DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY COMMENT ON THE STRAINS, THAT AE NOT CONTRACTED IN SUCH WAYS, YOUR INPUT IS WELCOMED.

Dear Sir/Madam, My name is <removed> and a ghanaian .i have finish my high school and i offered agriculture science. i was loking for a best agric institution to join and a friend gave me our set to visite but i cant fine your international students requirements.this my e_mail <removed> and my addy is <name removed> <address removed> in ghana west africa .thanks and hope to hear from you.

Sorry your highness, I don't think we offer that major. Regards, Signature^brendel 04:33, 8 September 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I talked to my psychologist Monday and told him that perhaps I would do better getting in the Engineering field. He told me I might do better with a degree in Veterinary Technology. He knows I am better at science (Chemistry, Biology, and Medicine) then I am at Math, and getting a Bachelor's degree in engineering is more relient on higher math then veterinary technology. What do you think? And what are the advantages/disadvantages in being in these fields and getting an education in them (through comparing the two for the advantages/disadvantages)?

The engineering I want to take in school is Electrical/Electronic and Mechanical engineering.

Thank you.

--Admiral Roo 11:37, Jun 16, 2005 (UTC)

Forgive me if this is covered somewhere or this isn't the proper forum but I'm squirming and yelping from intense itching and almost body wide welts from bites. I live in Florida (am hoping to move to a drier climate, at least less mosquitoe infested soon) and this season is particularly bad. I've tried ice, cold water, alcohol (applied to the skin) benadryl spray and am still covered in welts and going nuts. Any help would be appreciated. I'm at (e-mail removed) or call (phone number removed) (I'll call you back and reimburse any long distance charges).

Thanks! Suffering in Miami, Jean

The questions may be different, the answer is always the same: Never seek medical advice online, go to a doctor! --Golbez 23:51, Jun 20, 2005 (UTC)

This guy must be trying to get on Wikipedia: Unusual requests. Deco 00:12, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

This is a minor enough problem that I don't see the problem with online advice. Mine is: don't get bitten by mosquitoes. Use repellant. If that's insufficient, try stronger over-the-counter anti-itch products; if it's really bad, see a dermatologist. Nickptar 04:05, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

The alcohol must be taken internally, not applied externally. That's just the waste of a good martini. -Willmcw 04:31, Jun 21, 2005 (UTC)

Must... clean... keyboard... --Deathphoenix 14:31, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Forget donation drives. Wikipedia just needs to be a hospital, a university, a crystal vendor, etc. as requested... It's simple! Jimbo, are you paying attention? =David^(talk)_(contribs) 19:41, 28 July 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Or better still, we could just give our credit card details to that Nigerian guy...58.170.83.117 (talk) 08:41, 2 January 2010 (UTC)[reply]

From Talk:Carnatic music:

My Dears,

I want to know which ragam was to playback in a wedding VIDEO CD.

And tell me the title of the album IN CD.

And tell me where i will get.

Please contact me to [ email deleted ] or [ email deleted ].

Awaiting for the mail.

Do this favour for me.

Thanks from [ name deleted ]

I'm sorry, but it doesn't serve the purpose of an encyclopedia to tell you which ragam was played on a CD. Besides, we don't know which CD you're referring to.--Siva 20:32, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I think the humor in this lies less in the quirkiness of the request (and the lack of understanding on the part of the writer about what we do) than in the laughable English. (It should be noted that the name with which the posting was originally signed was an English one. Obviously an Indian with poor English trying to pass off as someone he's not.)--Siva 19:54, 16 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Hmm I think the guy had a legitimate (if somewhat unusual) query. My guess is the guy is a wedding videographer, shooting a south indian wedding for the first time and is looking for a classical soundtrack to play over the video. So he is looking for the name of a ragam which would be appropriate as a soundtrack for a wedding and wants to know which (audio) CD he can find that ragam in. --Spundun 03:10, 10 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Good point. I'll take back most of what I said earlier. --Siva 16:33, 10 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Where can I purchase the movie THE GOOD EARTH with Paul Muni? The movie was made in 1937. I have a beta copy the I have had for years. I would like to purchase it either on VHS or DVD.

• I found this one on the talk page of the Bug Report page. I don't know what bug this has to do with! --Quadraxis

Where is the info on coyotes

Coyotes Do you have more information on coyotes?

• found on talk:Wikimedia Commons. Thryduulf 00:46, 23 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

This isn't an unusual request! You could have just referred him/her to Coyote!--Siva 15:49, 23 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Its more an unusual location for a request than an unusual request. I did post a link to the Coyote article, but as my edit was about 2 months after theirs... Thryduulf 16:54, 23 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

I am trying to contact my brother in Roebourne prison via email, or something. Could you please help me with this prison systems etc.

My brother is [name removed], and my email address is [removed]@dpi.vic.gov.au If possible could people pass this through the networks so that i can just write to contact him via email. thanks.

copied from Talk:Wikipedia

salam vale kum osoma

u done the great job that u destroy wtc and shake america

i love u osoma bin laden

the greatest man of the century

my head is ur i am ur fan i want to join u

i love u osoma u done the greatest job in history

the GREATESTMAN IN HISTORY OSOMA BIN LADEN I WANT TO JOIN U

I AM FROM INDIA MY NAME IS [removed]

MY MOBILE NUMBER IS [removed]

MY LIFE IS FOR U OSOMA

copied from Osama bin Laden Fatwa[1] (Alright, so it wasn't on a talk page...but I vote it counts simply for zanines) Sherurcij 15:24, July 30, 2005 (UTC)

This is one disturbing poem................. gkhan 13:02, July 31, 2005 (UTC)

Sounds like someone got a visit from "No Such Agency." Signature^brendel 04:32, 8 September 2006 (UTC)[reply]

He's put more effort in this than some people do on engagements. Signature^{some enraged farm animal} .

If he was really a fan, he would know that the name is actually Usama.                     ~Rayvn  23:57, 12 May 2015 (UTC)

I was fortunate enough to visit a Hutterite Colony in Manatoba last year with a group of Australian Farmers, several of us are sorry that we did not buy some of your wonderful cotton mats (woven or crochet I think. Could you email some information to me regarding size, colour and the possability of sending our to Australia. I did buy MukLuks slippers for my grandaughter, they are a big hit. A list of other craft for sale and suitable to post would be appreciated. I wish you well and hope to have a reply from you soon.

Um... I'm at a loss. If this one doesn't make the "Unusual requests" page, nothing will. Grutness...wha? 13:04, 29 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]

heh, why the hell was he buying mukluks from Hutterites? And why can't he spell Manitoba? :( Sherurcij 06:01, August 3, 2005 (UTC)

I didn't know WP was now making cotten mats. There is an idea, "Wikipedia Arts and Crafts," we just need to reach consensus on precisely what type of art we're going to sell. Signature^brendel 04:30, 8 September 2006 (UTC)[reply]

From Wikipedia:Village pump (miscellaneous)

Horizon Insitute of Advanced Management

P.O Box [deleted], Kenya

Tel [deleted]

Email: [deleted]@yahoo.com

11Th August 2005

Dear Sir,

Ref: Horizon Institute of Advanced Management as Examination Centre

This is Horizon Insitute of Advanced Management It is regitered with the government of Kenya to Offer Certificates & Diplomas in Management Courses. Our Students are much interested in enrolling with the University of South Africa especially in Management and Community Development courses. We as the Administration want to process the necessary formalities to facilitate the same. Please advice.

Sincerely,

[deleted], Director of Studies--anon.

• You may have better chance at success if you contact the University of South Africa directly. - Mgm|^(talk) 10:57, August 11, 2005 (UTC)

from Wikipedia:Help desk. Thryduulf 11:31, 11 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]

hi i am [name deleted] from pakistan and doing master in politcal science and waiting for the result of final semester.in this course i read to carl marx and mao i inspire much form them vires and i want become member of the communist party .how can i join this party plz tell me . i will wait. my email is : [name deleted]@hotmail.com

From Image talk:Party Card 750px.jpg. The image shows a membership card of the SED, the ruling communist party of the GDR. Party and country are defunct since 1990.

rofl, first al-Qaeda recruiting, now this? And to think people used to claim that angst and unfair living squallor, or income disparities created terrorists and pinko commies...it was wikipedia all along! Sherurcij 07:18, September 10, 2005 (UTC)

In the name of God

I am [name deleted] from Iran country.i was born on 11/12/1980.and i like to continue my undergraguate education at your university in petroleum engg cours.I have received my high school diploma and one year callege degree,and igot my high diploma degree in ceramic material technology from majlessi university in my country. I have passed (studied)basic and general mathematics and chemistry(+lab),thermodynamics,magnetic physics and analytical chemistry(+lab).would you please answer my below questions:

1-Do you accept all or part of my 3years education in callege and university equivalent to some years ofeducation in your university in petroleum engineering?

2-how long it would take to receive bachlore of science degree in petroleum engg at your university?

3-How much NZ dollars shoud put in my passport to get study admition and interance visa?

4-how much is one year tuition fee for BSc petroleum engg course (in NZ) and is it posibleto refund it?

5-shoud we receive master degee first after finishing Bsc course in pet.engg?or we can start 4 year of philosophy doctoria course immediatly?

6-how much is one month accommodation cost?

7-how much should i pay normally for food ,travel, and incidental costs each mounth?

8-can i appy for in university and accommodation admition via internet from my conntry or i appy after arrival?

9-Is any language certificate required when i apply for university admission?

10-what are your conditions to admit an international student for university education?

11-what are the steps for an international student to receive university addmition?

12-what are the accommodation reservation steps?

13-what is the best date for me to arrive and start my 2006 Bsc education there?

Surname:[deleted] First name:[deleted] Postal/street Address:[deleted] Postal code/ zip:[deleted] Country:Iran City:[deleted] Province/state:[deleted] Tell:[deleted] Tell:[deleted] Mail:[deleted] Mail:[deleted] I would apreciate for your kindly replys

With the best regards

[name deleted]

10.oct.2005

From Wikipedia:Reference desk/Humanities

can someone please tell me what is the physical, metaphysical and spiritual nature of god as well as some of his personality traits, scars, tattoos, defining characteristics and his hair colour? PLEASE ANSWER RIGHT AWAY I NEED THIS FOR MY HOMEWORK FOR TOMORROW

I'm pretty sure he's got Hell's Angels tattooed across his chest.— Preceding unsigned comment added by Lomn (talk • contribs) 02:13, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Try our article on God. You could just have typed that into the search box.-gadfium 03:28, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

He looks exactly like Morgan Freeman.

No, He looks exactly like George Burns.

No, He looks exactly like Ralph Richardson as the Supreme Being in the movie Time Bandits.

Seriously, we don't do you your homework for you, and there's no way we can provide a short answer to a question that has prompted millions of pages of discussion amongst theologians and philosophers for thousands of years. Try Gadfium's suggestion.--Robert Merkel 06:05, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

He's actually Alanis Morissette. Adam Bishop 06:06, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Charlton Heston! --Robert Merkel 06:10, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

I hate to get all theological on you here, but he actually played Moses. --fvw* 06:13, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

He had a go at playing the big guy as well in the abysmal Almost an Angel in 1990. Check the IMDB.--Robert Merkel 06:22, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

So he did, live and learn. --fvw* 06:24, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

God wears tights but I can't verify the claim about the tattoo. JamesMLane 06:42, 7 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

God is clearly seen at the end of Time Bandits and looks a lot like Sir Ralph Richardson. --bodnotbod 22:56, 14 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Actually, God is George Burns. --Rich 05:55, 15 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Nope, all wrong. It's Eric Clapton. ---DrLeebot 15:14, 15 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

No, it's either Tim Burton, Tim Curry or Danny Elfman. They switch every so often. ---Releeshan 00:58, 23 September 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Morgan Freeman in God now!134.250.74.126 03:07, 30 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

No. He looks like a mutant hippo. He is my neighbour, because i am BAAL. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 195.92.41.134 (talk • contribs) 10:41, 2 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]

From Talk:Volkswagen Gol

hi my name is abtin .

i need cotaloge for vw gol build in iran .

please take to me

my email [deleted]

deart sirs,

could you please try to find out this company back ground because one person called Mr. Charles Benson, Firector International Transacton offering jobs for collection of their invoice amounts from clients. Their address : ***ADDRESS DELETED***, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria No telphone/fax number available Appreciating your kind assistance. Thanks and best regards ***NAME DELETED***

Dear ***NAME DELETED***, please read the information at the top of this page regarding its purpose. Also, some of us are female. cheers, pfctdayelise 10:16, 2 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]

From Wikipedia:Village pump (assistance).

I have a 95 oldsmobile ciera with low miles. Does anyone know how to adjust the headlights on this vehicle. It takes bulbs and I can not find any adjusting screwes. The book shows how to adjust with seald beams but not with bulbs and there are no adjustments where it shows for sealed beams

First healthcare, now auto repair? Jimbo is really branching out! Alx xlA 20:25, 22 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Would it be possible to provide a bit more variety rather than repeating the same old content every few months. Examples would be the older movies such as Convoy and Smokey and the Bandit. I have been a Foxtel customer for four years and keep watching the same programs repeatedly. More Australian content would also be appreciated such as the old Paul Hogan and Norman Gunston shows. I am also appalled by the lack of Western Australian (Eagles) football available to Sydney residents.

Thanks! An entirely innocent text in proper place can create a dood deal of laugh. However, Willy on Wheels, the King of Internet, unfortunately has no control of TV-based media yet. Fortunately, here, on Wiki, you'll never get the same content again. -- CP/M ^comm |Wikipedia Neutrality Project| 07:27, 12 August 2006 (UTC) (P.S. Delete as needed).[reply]

From Category talk:Low-cost airlines

Can somebody help me to find the cheapest air transport from Belgrade to Strazbour ( France )? Please answers sent to E-mail: -------------. Thank you in advance!

Posted in April, I hope they were able to make it to their destination. --Interiot 08:37, 14 August 2006 (UTC)[reply]

From Category talk:European System of Central Banks

I live in Victoria British Columbia Canada, is it possible to order Jan Pawel 2003 coin 2zl from your bank ( Moneta 2 zł z 2003 r.)
Greatest regards
[email removed]

We don't sell tires, MukLuk slippers, or coins of his holiness, sorry. --Interiot 10:21, 14 August 2006 (UTC)[reply]

From Wikipedia talk:WikiProject Automobiles
Dear Sir/Madam. I am Mohamed Nisthar from Sri Lanka. I am a Motor vehicle dealer dealing in a small scale here in Sri Lanka. I would like to contact the sales sections of motor vehicle manufacturing companies in South Korea to discuss about some kind of deal. I would like to findout whether I could get the e-mail address of such companies in Korea. Please send me the details to [email removed] Thank You.

"Hey, what can I tell you buddy, pick it up with consumer affairs."- Seinfeld Signature^brendel 04:22, 8 September 2006 (UTC)[reply]

(From Wikipedia:Reference desk/Computing)

i the resident of ramayampet medak district of andhrapradesh,india hereby saying that i want to have the dealership of smithkline beecham so that i can improve the sales.i will be happy if you could give me an opportunity to serve your company.

This is Wikipedia, a free encyclopedia. I suggest you contact a local office of Smith Kline Beecham. — QuantumEleven 14:30, 6 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Manav 95 21:13, 26 September 2006 (UTC)can you make wikipedia easier[reply]

Wikipedia. Now with 30% more difficulty. ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 05:56, 13 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Move for deletion?

My wife found out that her ring was cubic zirconia. I told her that that meant it was extra rare and valuable. I propose we delete this article, or I am in some serious shit. She is a big wikipedia user and she might see this page, but I don't want to vandalize... Please :(

Uhh, you might have a problem here. --science4sail ^talkcon 02:36, 31 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]

• Wow, all these unusual requests (this one in particular) make me almost want to join Wikipedia!

want to purchase sex toy

I want to purchase sex toy for my wife, can i be helped by you that how can i purchase and from where.

How do I give a ferret an orgasm?

Please help! (it's a male ferret)

This one was refered to the science reference desk. Dcoetzee 20:31, 15 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]

First ensure its still intact (hob) by checking to see if it has testicles, then Paw it off :) --Timon b (talk) 01:19, 29 October 2009 (UTC)[reply]

(From Wikipedia talk:Community Portal/Archive 1)

me lived in leigh all me life me 31 i think the town is going 2 pot....for example the art wotr in the town centre they paig 60.000 for it it ugly.the money could of been spent on new tiolets and path ways

coconut crabs

do you know any information about coconut cages,tanks for breeding the female eggs,anything at all????

please reply to [e-mail removed]

(From Wikipedia: Reference desk/Miscellaneous)

hi you dont know me my name is [name removed] my boyfriend [name removed] is supposed to leave on your evening flight tommorrow he was told he needed another 500.00 i have sent everything i have to get him on the plane do you please have a less expensive flight for him to take i have not seen him for a year i really need him to be here can you please please help with a less expensive flight thank you [name removed] my email is [email removed] please can you help

DEAR SIR, MY PRITER WAS OUT OF WORK,BECAUSE I SAW IT SENT TOO MANY PIECES OF PAPER THEN I PULLED THEM OUT.AFTER THAT MY PRINTER CAN NOT RECEIVED COMPUTER DATA TO WORK.HOW CAN I MAKE IT WORK?

It is unknown whether the problem has been fixed, as they didn't leave their contact details.

Also, from that same page:

hi i have my cousin in the jail there ,and i would like know how i do to add my cell phonn for speak with himm?

please help me with the block diagram of a monochrome TV transmitter and reciever

If property is left on land for 3 yrs. and not taken what is the law in ny state.my boy friend is going though palamony suit. please respond <e-mail redacted>

How Long does a game for Missouri to New Jersey of Standard Flat rate Shipping does it take?

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Left on an article talk page (name changed):

my names alice looking to mee a nice man to see if he like some company and someone to spend time with and see where it go try to have weight lost surgey and he help with paying for it

HELLO SIR, I HAVE BOX VIAGRA, TODAY I TAKE 5 PILL, I TAKE ONLY 1, TODAY I TAKE 5, AND I HAVE BIG FANTASY PROBLEM AND MY PENIS IS HARD AND ERECT. i NEED HELP. I CAN NOT SLEEP. I HAVE BIG PAIN IN MY PENIS AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

We cannot offer medical advice. Please see the medical disclaimer. Contact an appropriate medical professional. -- John of Reading (talk) 14:43, 5 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

After seeing the above answer, he went to John of Reading's talk page and posted this:

Hello sir! I have problem with Viagra. I have box Viagra, I take 5 pill Viagra today, now pain in my penis and penis erect. It is pain and I can not wear pants. I need help sir, please, sir. Please contact the ambulance.

I cannot give you medical advice on this page either. Your IP address and contribution history suggest you are in Oslo. Please contact medical authorities there if you need help. -- John of Reading (talk) 14:52, 5 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

But Sir, what to do? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 83.109.104.4 (talk) 14:54, 5 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

I'm sorry, I have no other advice for you. -- John of Reading (talk) 14:57, 5 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

I am distress! I can not have ambulance, my penis is erectioned! I need you, Sir!

I AM WRITING THIS LETTER TO ASK ABOUT THE FORIEGN LANGUAGES USED ON THE CANADIAN SPEAKING "COFFEE HOUSE BINGO" GAME. I AM CANADIAN AND I USE THE PROPER CHANNEL FOR MY USE. WITH THE MULTIBLE LANGUAGES YOU HAVE ON FACEBOOK, SHOULD THEY NOT HAVE TO USE THEIR OWN STATION? I TRULY BELIEVE (IE) ENGLISH SHOULD USE THAT CHANNEL, FRENCH SHOULD USE THEIR CHANNEL AND SO FORTH.WE DO NOT NO IF THEY ARE CURSING,SAYING NASTY THINGS OR WHATEVER, I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED ON OUR CHANNEL UNLESS THEY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE THAT IT CALLS FOR. ..........THANK-YOU

You would need to contact Facebook directly, this is Wikipedia's Reference Desk and we have nothing to do with how Facebook operates their platform. --LarryMac | Talk 14:31, 8 August 2011 (UTC)[reply]

after sending my resume with my picture at revo consulting for airlines job for oman they asked me to send some more pixs i sent them on last saturday but there is no reply how long will i have to wait i want a job urgently 188.66.162.65 (talk) 14:30, 23 September 2011 (UTC)[reply]

You have posted to a talk page on the English Wikipedia. The English Wikipedia ha nothing to do with resumes, airline jobs, or Oman (except to have some articles related to that country). Sorry, but your post has nothing to do with Wikipedia. Jc3s5h (talk) 14:44, 23 September 2011 (UTC)[reply]

hallo, well i know this is a quastion you probablly where neve asked but i am in big need to locate a friend, and he has this school listed. please beleve me i am a honest woman, i will try to make this long story short. i have met [name removed] on a dating site last june and we have been in touch ever cince. he is comming here to WI next week to meet. He trully sounds like an wonderfull Man. i guess my quastion is is there a way you could PLEASE Locate his relation so i could get in contact with them. as i said earlier i am a honest woman that thinks HE IS THE ONE :) but need to be sure. my email is <redacted>

thank you for taking the time to read my mail — Preceding unsigned comment added by99.156.192.186 (talk) 16:56, 15 November 2011 (UTC)[reply]

yes my daughter has forgot your passcode to unlock her ipod. Now she has lock herself out forever.Where,how would i go to unlock it is there a web site i could go to please email me (Redacted) Thank you

Ladies and Gentleman... The answer is forgiveness and forgiveness equals life. It is time to recognize the truth for what it is; all negative aside; I am here. Please Help; I don't want any bad and neither do our friends and neighbors; we have better communication skills in the mainstream and I need protection and coverage. — Preceding unsigned comment added by GovernmentOfDemocracy (talk • contribs) 07:43, 18 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]

I just bought a 2005 Aztec. It has very low miles & I like the truck alot. My dash is lit up with 3 things,service vehichle soon-code po420 on the tester. This means co2 sensor or catalatic converter,the awd disable light is on, and the airbag light is on!

I have only had it abot 2 months! Help!

(name removed)— Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.114.249.203 (talk) 22:13, 26 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Have you tried Wikipedia's Reference Desk? They specialize in knowledge questions and will try to answer just about any question in the universe (except technical issues about using Wikipedia, since that is what this page is for). Just follow the link, select the relevant section, and ask away. I hope this helps. --Redrose64 (talk) 22:47, 26 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]

HELLO

I found your Information on METAL-HALIDE LAMPS Totally 100% almost unbeleivable, wow what great information you have assembled.

I couldn't have got any better.

One thing I would like to find out is how many watts a 400 watt Metal-Halide yard light on pole would require {consume?}

We have many power outages here and want to use it on a portable generator when power is out. My guess would be maybe 400 watts at 110 volts, but I would rather trust you the experts.

Thanking you very kindly for all the amazing useful information.

My best warm regards to you all there.

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From the Help Desk. MyNameWasTaken (talk) 02:13, 7 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

I bought some " Reser's original potato salad" and had myself a terrible time trying to open the plastic package , the plastic is so terribly strong , I was working on it for about an hour , I ruined both of my thumb fingernails trying to get them into the crack in order to open the top . I finally founf a knife which was pointy and thin enough to finally gain entry beween the lips which separate the top from the bottom , I had to apply a lot of force in order to achieve a separation.I am sure a woman would not have had any luck in getting this package open. As far as woman's house work and the tools for such house work are concerned , every inventor and company are striving to make housework for women easier , your company does not seem to share this philosophy. I wish you would have printed a telephone number on the package under which I could have reached your customer servive , it would have made it a lot easier for me to voice my complaint , but your company seems to strive to make things a lot harder in every department. Sincerely [name removed] , if you have enough curtesy to address this issue — Preceding unsigned comment added by 50.113.131.34 (talk) 01:56, 19 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

From WP:RD/M. Nyttend (talk) 14:51, 20 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

From the bureaucrats' noticeboard

Dear sirs.I have ordered from this website two days ago.My order was a Himalayan Face wash.my order id is 23754089.I have not received my order yet.no one is taking phone there.Please do something quickly as I don't want to lose my money.Thanks.my phone number <redacted>.my name :<redacted>.

i left cameroon to lagos nigeria to pursue my music carrier.just for me to get there things changed.i could here sounds see spirits in the dark.i can read the bull signs on inscripted on cars,i back like a wolf i speak like a prophet.i get inspired like i'm from heaven.i guess pac's spirit leave in me .i'm confuse right now .the music industry in lagos spotted me via my two friends who we leave together.please they want to kill me so i'm going back to cameroon.my name is <redacted>.25yrs old.all these happened after i prayed and fasted for seven days.as i speak,they strike me with burns all over my face ,hans,knees and down to my leg.i have the prophecy of the end time and how the bitch will be kill via awareness.THE NEW WOLRD ORDER.PLS SEND SOME ONE TO CAMEROON.I WILL BE THERE BY 18 THI MONTH. but presently i'm in calabar border to cameroon.i can sing like him eexactly i believe he's back.please tyr me and see..they shot me in lagos but i was surprise nothing happened.the want to hide the truth i bring.tee-truth jay.my address in cameroon.<redacted>.my mum's mobile <phone number redacted>.let's do it i will be waiting.now i see the positive change.i luv my twin brother <redacted> it is time to take back ........

This guy should write books. 88.83.48.250 (talk) 16:50, 17 September 2013 (UTC)[reply]

I want to know how to remove the quinine from tonic water I have leg cramps and I just want pure quinine but I have no insurance so I can't go to the doctors [removed] 11:30, 9 July 2014 (UTC)

Please my phone got missing and I can't access anything for now so please put a stop to all online transaction of my account. [redacted] — Preceding unsigned comment added by 197.210.227.210 (talk) 19:01, 26 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I suspect, based on your question, that you found one of our over 5.3 million articles and thought we were affiliated in some way with that subject. Please note that you are at Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, and this page is for asking questions related to using or contributing to Wikipedia itself. Thus, we have no special knowledge about the subject of your question. You can, however, search our vast catalogue of articles by typing a subject into the search field on the upper right side of your screen. If you cannot find what you are looking for, we have a reference desk, divided into various subject areas, where asking knowledge questions is welcome. Best of luck. PrimeHunter (talk) 19:16, 26 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Could someone tell neal i'm trying to talk with him? I'm just not very good with a computer and don't know how to reach him? Thank you,sincerely, Bob Mattie — Preceding unsigned comment added by 2600:100E:B126:8A8F:1C23:798:EECC:C0F7 (talk) 19:56, 14 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

This is the help page for the Wikipedia online encyclopedia. Is Neal a user here? If so, what is his username? If not, you'll need to find another way to reach Neal. RudolfRed (talk) 21:50, 14 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

NeilN? Pppery 23:51, 14 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Good day,I am a business manager, writer,editor,marketer and advertiser.Searching for new opening job online,if I can be able to get good job,I will be happy. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Hamad olatunde (talk • contribs) 12:28, 26 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Sorry, but Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, not an employment agency. --David Biddulph (talk) 12:32, 26 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Can editing a wikipedia page make me friends, or just make my existence bearable? — Preceding unsigned comment added by 194.35.223.25 (talk) 11:04, 26 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia is not a therapy session, nor is it a social network. We are here to build an encyclopedia, and that is all. If you are interested in building an encylopedia you are very welcome here; if you are just looking to meet people then this is probably the wrong place for you. Yunshui ^雲_水 11:46, 26 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Dear sir I am C P Madaan from (Redacted) aged 51 years working as rural bank manager want to serve the nation through I N C.as i wish to opt fot pension plan from bank.Will you please give me a chance to work for I N C. I am working as president of hum religious society also. Thanking you in anticipation i remain Yours faithfully C P Madaan (Redacted) Chander parkash (talk) 09:29, 9 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

• @Chander parkash: Hello. Wikipedia does not represent Rahul Gandhi, or his party. Wikipedia is an online encyclopaedia. —usernamekiran (talk) 14:38, 9 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Jai sri Gurudev sir
The Indian famous legendary director paramapoojya Sri padhma Sri Dr "SS Rajamouli " sir
I am from (Redacted) ,studying aeronautical engineering
I am very well interested in families
I was writing songs ,stories and I would like acting also sir
I am very interested to making historical movie s ,please can u give one chance sir
This is my humble request please sir Abhilash M Abal Swamiji (talk) 03:07, 22 June 2017 (UTC)[reply]

OK, this reply is really late, but you seem to have misunderstood the talk page to be a place to talk to Rajamouli. Wikipedia does not represent S.S. Rajamouli, nor do we have any affiliation with him. This applies to all articles. You are welcome to improve Wikipedia if you wish to. Thanks, King Prithviraj II (talk) 17:05, 10 December 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Is the number 846 possible or necessary? DuncanHill (talk) 22:25, 31 March 2019 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, it exists. 846 seconds is less than a quarter of an hour. 846 inches is just over 70 feet. Georgia guy (talk) 01:03, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]

I think 846 is possible, but not necessary. I've never used it. Bubba73 ^{You talkin' to me?} 03:42, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]

Let's abolish all unnecessary numbers (as determined by Bubba's Criterion). Then we can really get down to business solving the mysteries of the universe without all that impedimenta blocking our view. -- Jack of Oz ^{[pleasantries]} 08:38, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]

Courtesy links: 846 (number), 846 (year), oeis. --RDBury (talk) 09:55, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]

Courtesy link: The Birthday Party (play). -- ToE 02:22, 2 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]

1 Hospital occupational standard?

2 hospital wase management ? — Preceding unsigned comment added by 196.190.52.219 (talk) 10:47, 30 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]

@196.190.52.219: sorry, we only deal with questions about using or editing Wikipedia. Knowledge questions can be asked at the reference desk. Victor Schmidt (talk) 14:05, 30 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]

How do I physically assault a rocking chair? -- Pink Saffron (talk) 07:09, 30 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Try picking up a hobby that will fill the void in your life, rather than wasting it here. DOR (HK) (talk) 13:36, 29 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

No, I am both literally and actually serious — Preceding unsigned comment added by Pink Saffron (talk • contribs) 14:05, 29 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Okay, we need to take account into material. A typical rocking chair's structure is made out of pinewood, a type of softwood that is not very durable. While pine is normally very easy to break, if you pick the wrong material, you can easily break your hand. Sap/moisture content is very important, especially for the weak. A board that is too wet or has too much sap will be hard to break. So yes, you can assault a rocking chair. ÒwÒland (talk) 14:15, 29 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Fortunately, an ingenious human has invented the saw, perhaps for that very purpose, who knows? Alansplodge (talk) 15:22, 29 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

An axe will also do the job. This reminds me of the old (very) pun - two peanuts were out walking - one was asa(u)lted :-P MarnetteD|Talk 15:50, 29 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

I say whip it! Whip it good! Clarityfiend (talk) 00:58, 30 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

According to the Assault article, you can't actually "assault" an inaminate object, legally speaking. You could damage or destroy the chair, obviously. If it's a simple wooden chair and you have a fireplace, that's one way. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 17:04, 29 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Also, the legal term does not imply lasting physical damage. In US tort law, assault is the intentional creation of apprehension of imminent harm – which may cause lasting mental damage. Just take the rocking chair to a fireplace, and say, suavely, "we wouldn't want such a beautiful chair to wind up as a heap of ashes, would we? – but I know you can be reasonable."  --Lambiam 23:34, 29 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

That's not assault, it's threat to property. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 03:59, 30 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

This is a standard technique to make rocking chairs admit they are actually an alien but friendly transformer species, whose existence is threatened by the Saffrians and their cruel leader, Pinx Saffran.  --Lambiam 12:06, 30 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Once they're dis-armed, they're at your mercy. ←Baseball Bugs ^{What's up, Doc?} carrots→ 15:44, 30 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

You can use your body to kick and punch it or whatever, but the best method is to douse it in gasoline and light it on fire.--🌀Locomotive207-talk🌀 00:07, 30 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

For those who are interested this an evocative and gorgeous animation portraying the life cycle of a rocking chair. MarnetteD|Talk 02:19, 30 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

See Distressing for a possibly relevant concept. {The poster formerly known as 87.81.230.195} 2.121.163.176 (talk) 09:48, 2 June 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Dear sir,

Is it possible to generate Infra Red light waves instead of other colours in Neon signs.?

[email address removed]

My humble Answer: This sound like a Laser--a close cousin. Try googling/wiking IR lasers.

Also. most Neon signs are filled with neon; if you want any color other than "clear red" you need use tubing with a colored fluorescent coating to produce the color. The small amount of UV invariably produced by the excited Neon (Plasma) lights the coating. Other gases, like Krypton, Xenon, etc, produce different colors but are very rarely used. They are expensive. There Is a mixture in those Plasma Globes you see. [IP removed]

Other Uses?

It is possible to charge capacitors directly from an NST's AC output. A Marx-type generator can use AC or DC input; a voltage multiplier uses an AC input. The multiplier, however, Does use rectifiers in its stages.The Marx generator charges caps in parallel to discharge them thru spark gaps in series. This would be cycled at the twice the input frequency--120 Hz with 60 cycle.

Types?

Please mention no Neon transformers were ever made over 60 mA output. Any 120 mA devices, or greater, are for bombarding (bench burning-in of Neon tubes.)

Also, an AC transformer is 98% efficient--the switch mode "electronic Ballast"-type do Not exceed this efficiency. They are only lighter, quieter, and won't drip tar on the rug if they get hot.

Switch-mode Electronic Ballasts are simply 85% efficient compared to the 35% or so of an analog power supply.

Switch-mode transformers are No Good for Tesla coils--the back RF will fry them, instantly. Plus they are not designed to work into a capacitive load. Perhaps an RF filter can be added, but their switching frequency of 15-25 kHz sometimes approaches the operating frequency of the Tesla coil, and precludes this.

An RF filter must always be added between the output of a transformer-type NST and a Tesla coil, or the back EMF can cause internal carbon shorts in the asphalt potting. These can be fixed by removing the tar, but it is very delicate, messy work.

Transformer-type NST's have a center tap (grounded) when they produce about 10 kV or more. This makes for two hi voltage output windings, insulated for 1/2 the output. Saves insulation and costs. It is safer to run this way, too.

The current-limit in a transformer-type is a magnet "shunt"--a split in the normal "tongue" of the center lamination that is designed to reduce flux on load. This is the opposite of a normal transformer, which will provide much more current than designed for if shorted, until it burns out a winding.

The current limit is to provide a high voltage starting "pulse" to the tube, then to limit current, and, hence, power to the tube. The short-circuit current is equal to the rated current, an AC ammeter can simply be placed across the hi voltage outputs to test it. The average short-circuit/full-load output voltage is 800 volts.

Also, the asphalt in old-fashioned transformers is for Noise--not weatherproofing or insulation., They are well-sealed in a steel box for outside use. The newer ones for indoor are potted in epoxy. They will run fine without tar--in fact, if asphalt removed (Very Carefully!), and they are immersed in oil, the shunt can then be bypassed for safe, short bursts of even greater current. There is much less chance of an internal short, too.

Also, many newer transformer-types have ground-fault interrupters ("GFI's") built-in, which will trip/fry if it is used in a Tesla coil. These should be obviously not be used in Tesla coils, or the GFI removed/bypassed. [IP removed]

Dude.. what? DubiousIrony ^yell 11:13, 14 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Looks like we do have something in common as well and I have a Decendant of your Dynasty here that has been trying to help in our situation. He might want to return home per the worthy road we have come from. He also has Myself and 1 other friend. We are the ones that was able to stop the transit police of turkey and verify the 6000 stolen and InCountryTheatherMedication. I was told that they returned to Rx and I was out the stolen monies from bank account over 1700 2 to 3 times. I also saw ther money disaapear from our Bank Accounts and recvd a letter from Bank of the west asking me to call and report and every customer was contacted. I advivesed when the the bank sale and offer to help back the people after the sale. I have not recieved anything in return. I need financial help ASAP and it must come from the agreement that we had when you arrived in my neighborhood and started collecting 50 percent of peoples pay and you trusted me and nothing of value from the current population here in quincy 95971 and have lost my parents and family due to sex money and power and not trusting god and christ. I am ready to go like I said or stay with current and need help!!!! God save the KING!

The 1977 Datsun 280Z was de-tuned with re-ground camshaft, loser compression and a gear reduction started. I worked at the dealer during the 70’s and owned a 1976 Datsun 280Z. They where into training so much that they had a mobile van with parts, cut-a-ways, books and power point presentations. In July, 1979, any vehicle produced after this point was equipped with a catalytic converters for unleaded. I current own a 1969 Datsun Roadster, Model SPL-311 that used the 1.6L pushrod engine and the badge was 1600. While a 2.0L overhead camshaft was the 2000 called the Fairlady. The styling cues where used to produce the 240Z. [name removed] [email address removed] — Preceding unsigned comment added by [IP removed] 22:00, 13 December 2020 (UTC)

the more i read this, the more i don't understand it. lettherebedarklight, 晚安, おやすみなさい, ping me when replying 13:46, 14 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]

HElp

help [IP removed] 21:20, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

With? We can't read your mind. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 21:23, 15 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]

How to email or text Mrs Cheney

e-mail or text for Liz Cheney [IP removed] 23:51, 15 August 2022 (UTC)

I suspect, based on your question, that you found one of our over 6.5 million articles and thought we were affiliated in some way with that subject. Please note that you are at Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, and this page is for asking questions related to using or contributing to Wikipedia itself. Thus, we have no special knowledge about the subject of your question. You can, however, search our vast catalogue of articles by typing a subject into the search field on the upper right side of your screen. If you cannot find what you are looking for, we have a reference desk, divided into various subject areas, where asking knowledge questions is welcome. Best of luck. --Orange Mike | Talk 23:54, 15 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]

We also cannot and will not provide contact information for someone. Any such information would be suppressed due to the risk it would lead to harassment, and in this case given Cheney's status as a pariah within her own party we have a moral obligation to not subject her to the resultant toxicity. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 01:19, 16 August 2022 (UTC).[reply]

That is not correct, Jéské Couriano. Liz Cheney, like the articles for most serving members of Congress, includes external links to her website twice, once in the infobox and once in the external links section at the end of the article. Her website allows people to email her, although many members of Congress only respond to emails from people who state that they reside in the member's Congressional district. Cullen328 (talk) 05:21, 16 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]

Linking to her website isn't equivalent to directly providing contact information. Her website isn't personally-identifying information; phone/fax numbers and email addresses are. —Jéské Couriano v^_^v ^{a little blue Bori} 06:26, 16 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]

Article about Earl Jones - Convicted Canadian Investment Fraudster

I don't see how to contact you other than on this page and I need info Please.

I need to know if this Earl Jones in the article is the same Earl Jones that is now raising investment funds for an NFT operation called NFTGurus. His office is in Arizona. He could have served his 11 year prison term or could have been paroled earlier and started a new business. I sent a $10,000 cashiers check to his personal bank in Arizona but USBank (Bank of America Wire Service) refused to send the wire because they believe it is a fraudulent business. If you have any info on this person please let me know ASAP. [phone number removed].

[name removed] Major USMC Retired [phone number removed]

Respected principle,

Im a citizen of pakistan i wanted the admission form of u r school so plz send me u r admission form so that i can be ur part of this school. i studied till class Ten in pakistan i wanted admission in ur school for higher studies.

           Ur's truly
                      
                     [name removed]
                     [email removed]
                     [address removed]
                     [phone number removed]  —Preceding unsigned comment added by [IP removed] 10:06, 26 April 2009 (UTC) 

[name removed],

Please check out Anglo-Chinese International School instead. Hwa Chong International School is a wrong choice for education.

All the best. —Preceding unsigned comment added by [IP removed] 15:30, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

THE REAL MEANING OF THE WORD.... GAY

TRUE MEANING OF THE WORD GAY?

IF SOMEBODY ASK IF U WERE A HOMOSEXUAL?

NO!

I AM GAY----IM AS GOOD AS YOU-(Good As You)

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESS ON WIKIPEDIA.... KIND REGARDS

CHRIS

When i was told to clean out the tanks I did. I would have lumps all over my body after doing so They would go away. then they would come back not as bad , I was a good MARINE--- LIKE CALLING AN AIR STRIKE ON YOUR OWN MEN.I went as high as the white house. I SHOULD HAVE WENT HIGHER. They knew we all knew. THE WORST A MARINE CAN DO IS KILL HIS OWN---BUT TO KILL THERE FAMILYS ALSO. I AM SORRY AND I WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO GOD FOR WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE AND DID NOT. IN ORDER TO RECIEVE FORGIVENESS YOU HAVE TO ASK!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME PLEASE. I hope others will come forward also. We had no idea at the time.

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I have been trying to buy replacement air freshner ssmall caniser buy cannot find them please adise.

complain on manager in changi north manager karan of wrongful dismissal in singapore dsv changi north

dear sir i am [name removed] ,i worked for almost 45 days,on 29.august 2022 it was raining heavily,the traffic was heavy,my manager called me,i was in the bus,she said where are you i told her i was in the jam,sshe used words on me telling me i am not your mother,sir my mother have nothing to do with the manager karan,i worked in singapore changi norththse attitude of manager karan is uncalled of, i told her,i am five minutes away,you should talk in a proffesional manner.this manager would bring the reputation of dsv down,i am in my early twenties,i am having safety certficates in work place industry,i was thinking i can excel in dsv,i am shocked by the manager attitude,when i reached the office manager karan was nit there,my agent called me telling that you can leave ,we give you five days notice,is it racist in dsv,for singapore do not tolerate racism.inhuman act towards me [name removed] regards

FRANCHISE COST

Dear Sir,

I just want to know the detailed process of franchise with investment cost.

Thanks for the update on the status of the order for the same thing as the

Laurie Chapin Parker

This man must be removed from nonsense

[name removed] - Se o ma femi?

[name removed], will you marry me? Lol. Just kidding. I meant to ask if you would like to date me. I will still come back to ask you about this in about 5 months from now.

I chose to use this Wikipedia page, because you are Wikipedia in its entirety. Then this movie title because it states the obvious - "about time". It's time baby! Let's begin our love story.

Everything still feels surreal. Like I previously opined, these things are not mere coincidences.

Funnily, I prayed for you today during NLP. Lol. Even me sef dey laugh when I was doing that. I am thankful for the gift of you. One of these two meaningful names will stick with time - "[name removed] / [name removed]" Which one do you like more? You would tell me that later, shogbo? Mine is [name removed] actually.

I wanted to ask you to be my girlfriend that day we went out. Lol. But it was necessary to give it time.

Here we are now.

And here's the official question:

Can I get to call you mine? Would you like to feature in my future? If yes, please screenshot this alongside your reply to our primary communication channel.

04/10/22.

[editor's note: poor man.]

ORGANS TRADINGS , DESECRATIONS , MUTILATIONS TO THE EXTREME IN CASES OF MILITARY DEFENCE FLAGSHIPS ESP.THE SENIORMOST OFFICERS LIKE WORLD'S TOP DOCTORS OF MEDICAL FIELDS HAVING TO BEAR RAW ORGAN EXTRACTIONS IN OUR COUNTRY INDIA ? ANY POSSIBILITY OF DNA'S PROTECTIONS TO JOHN HOPKINS FLAGS & SOLDIERS COLLINS FLAGS WITH MILITARY HELP NOWHERE IN SIGHT IN INDIA CAPITAL DELHI OUR RESIDENCE ?

How to protect the UNO ROYALE TOP NOTCH DEFENCE MILITARY FIRST SOLDIERS ALL MY FATHERS ( ELIMINATED WITH UPTEEM DESECRATIONS & MUTILATIONS CAUSED UPON EARTH'S RAREST DLITT. LEVELS BEYOND RESEARCHED ALL FIELDS COVERED ALL MY FATHERS HAVING SERVED IN RAILWAYS + DEFENCE + MILITARY + POLICE AS EARTH'S FIRST 19th & 20th Century FLAGSHIPS WITH CONTRIBUTIONS COMPILED AT UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE ROYAL ARCHIVES PRESS OFFICES LONDON ON OXFORD STREET WITH ALL FATHERS & LATE MOTHERS ( ONLY 1 OUT OF TWIN SET PAIR GETTING MARRIED ALIKE 1 TWIN SET OF FATHER GETTING INTO MATRIMONY ) LIFE LONG BLOOD TOILS LABOURS AND PERSPIRATIONS REFLECTED IN THEIR ORIGINAL WORKS EARLIER SAVED BY STANDARDS MEASURES INTERNATIONALE FRANCE LABS BUT LATELY DESECRATED FOR PERSONEL GAINS BY SCHOOL & COLLEGE GOING STUDENTS FOR FREE PASSAGEWAYS TO KING GEORGE COLLEGE LONDON DISPUTED ADMISSIONS & LIKEWISE FOR DISPUTED ADMISSION IN MOTHER VICTORIA'S COLLEGES MISUSING ALL ABOVE SOLDIERS FLAGSHIPS ACCOUNTS AS RESEARCH OBJECTS & RESEARCH SUBJECTS AGAINST THE INTERNATIONALE UNO LAWS , AGAINST THE UNO HUMAN RIGHTS CHARTERS THUS CAN PROTECTIONS TO ONE ONLY SURVIVOR RESIDING WITH ME BE GRANTED AS EMERGENCY TO SAVE THE RAREST DNA'S NOT YET INVOKED DEFENCE RAILWAY MILITARY POLICE SHIELDS AND COATINGS ENSHRINED AS UNO LAWS AND CHARTERS ? YOURS TRULY [NAME REMOVED] & BROTHER OF ONLY SIBLING [NAME REMOVED] RESIDENT OF [ADDRESS REMOVED] ; ALL ABOVEMENTIONED SOLDIERS ACCOUNTS DESECRATED BRUTALLY BETWEEN 2013-2019 CONTINUOUSLY & DESECRATORS GIVEN PROTECTION BY NRI'S HAVING LOWEST LEVELS POLITICAL CLOUTS MISUSAGES IN ELECTION MACHINERY PROCESS VIGOROUSLY IN INDIA ?

Vcs não para mexer configurações meu celular vou boletim de ocorrência isso e aviso ok

[editor's note: translates to "stop messing with my mobile phone settings I'm going to report this and warn you ok"]

you purposeful refusal to report the actual trigger for the dpd ambush murder. What pushed johnson over the edge to act was PRESIDENT OBAMA DOING WHAT HE DID BEST. OVER REACTING AND JUMPING THE GUN. HIS RETORIC AND OVERSTEP. OBAMA HAD THE NACK OF TAKING A SITUATION AND PUTTING HIS OPINION ON IT WITHOUT THE FACTS AND WHEN IT CAME OUT HE WAS "WRONG". HE WOULD MOVE ON TO THE NEXT. NEVER APOLOGIZING OR MAKING CORRECTIONS. HE STOOD IN THE WHITEHOUSE AND DEMANDED THAT "WE START MAKING COPS PAY". CAUSE HE JUMPED THE GUN AND WOULDN'T WANT TO FIND OUT THOSE BLACK MENS SHOOTINGS WERE "JUSTIFIED SHOOTINGS". NOPE HE HAD TO PUT HIS TWO CENTS IN AND WORSE. HE STOOD WITH HILLARY CLINTON. RAISED HER HAND WITH HIS AND THEY BOTH DEMANDED WE MAKE COPS PAY. AND WHAM. LIKE A LIGHTSWITCH JOHNSON WENT POSTAL. THOSE MEN SURVIVED A BATTLEFIELD ONLY TO BE KILLED BY THEIR COMMANDER IN CHIEF DEMANDING COPS BE PUNISHED FOR DOING THEIR JOBS. OBAMA NEVER APOLOGIZED AND THE MEDIA REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS GUILT. I PERSONALLY AFTER WATCHING HIM, HIM AND HILL DEMAND THE ACTIONS TAKEN BY JOHNSON AND POSTED ON FACEBOOK THOSE OFFICERS FAMILIES AND ALL MURDERED SINCE BE ALLOWED TO SUE OBAMA AND CLINTON. THEY DEMANDED ACTIONS AND GOT IT. THOSE LIVES, FAMILIES MATTERED. AND YET THEY WALK FREE WITH NO DEMANDS FOR JUSTICE. OBAMA WITH CLINTONS HELP STARTED THE MOVEMENT TO AMBUSH AND KILL COPS. A MOVEMENT THAT SCARED MY FAMILY DO TO MY BROTHER BEING A OFFICER. THEY NEED THEIR PLACE IN HISTORY. THE NATIONS NEEDS TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. IF OUR WORDS HAVE CONSEQUENCES SO SHOULD OBAMAS AND HILLARY'S. MAYBE IF THAT "TRUTH" CAME OUT THOSE BLOOMS WILL FADE FROM THEIR PEDESTALS. TELL THE TRUTH. LIKE DEMS HATE THE MILITARY AND POLICE CAUSE THOSE ARE THE TWO ORGANIZATIONS THAT COULD ACTUALLY ARREST AND PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR CRIMES. THEY SEE US AS NUMBERS NOT LIVES THEY DAMAGE AND DESTROY. LIKE NANCY'S BRIDGE AND ROAD TO NOWHERE. BILLS SURPLUS FOR VOTES. THEY COST 4O% OF OUR ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY TO BE SECRETLY SEPARATED FROM THE MILITARY SO THAT THE FUNDS SET ASIDE TO PAY OUR SALARIES COULD BE USED BY DEMS TO FUND THOSE WASTED PORK PROJECTS. OBAMA SECRETLY PUT MEMBERS OUT OF UNIFORM SO HE COULD USE THE MILITARY BUDGET TO SEND ILLEGALS TO GOOD COLLEGES WITH JOB PLACEMENT. WE WHO WERE SEPARATED THEY MADE SURE WERE ONES UP FOR BEING IN LONG ENOUGH TO REACH VETERANS BENEFITES AND PENSIONS. SO THEY COULD DENY US THOSE BENEFITS AND THUS HAVE MORE OF OUR MONIES TO WASTE ON PORK.

PRINT THE WHOLE TRUTH

[editor's note: edit summary was "Fixed your bias and requested international assistance for Government crimes committed by Democrats."]

Telling the truth about an organization silencing free speech does not need to be neutral. Spiegel supports denying Constitutional rights to American citizens at the bb behest of the Biden administration. Neither Snapchat nor Wikipedia believe in facts anymore and are beheld by the whims of the Biden administration "Disinformation Governance Board" also known as the "Ministry of Truth." Before the "Ministry of Truth" changes this again, will some international journalist please speak up for us? We are being arrested and imprisoned for disagreeing with Biden and other Democrats. The American Government is interning citizens and we really, really need help.

Moses, I have received a text concerning inua jamii from you is truly about the project...

computer sabotaged help fix please,

comp haked cant open apps. cd player is tweaked. everything help.

cant uninstall anything,apis,drivers,no backups.powershell,domain, 3 network services , helppppppppppppp

why are characters able to use a vehicle to kill players with out bieng damaged by the players there targeting its very annoying and makes people frustrated and not want to play this game

[editor's note: a million points to anyone who can figure out what game this is.]

has any in the navy answered questions

possible recruit

How can start may June exem

How can I fund a maths texbook @ [IP removed] 15:42, 18 April 2023 (UTC)

This page is for asking for help with Wikipedia. We can't help you with other matters. Talk to your school. RudolfRed (talk) 15:47, 18 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Hey there, I'd love to talk soon. I've had a really stressful and anxiety-filled few months. There've been a huge amount of layoffs at my job; I still work there, but I've been forced into a new position that I did not want and do not like. It's exhausted me and left me anxious about my future at the company. I've also had major sleep issues that have gotten worse in the past year or so (longer story I can detail when we talk), but that's also left me exhausted, and I feel like I have barely enough energy to get through most days. As a result, I have difficulty tracking non-work items (as you can probably tell, lol). I also had an emergency tooth pull recently, which was about as fun as you might imagine.

Overall, I still have my health and apartment, so it's not like I have the hardest life in the world or anything; I'm still okay. But I'm less optimistic and life has become a lot more stressful/frustrating to manage.

Anyway: maybe we can shoot for Friday afternoon? This might change based on what's happening with work (I have *way* more meetings now) and my energy levels, so I'll add the disclaimer now that I may end up postponing it. But as of now, that timeframe should be clear.

Hacked and coloned by this person making this file

Someone who set this file up has been hacking me and all my personal information and coloning me I can't even get on Facebook and I've tried to stop this person by buying new phones changing accounts but no matter what somehow this person managea to get around it and hack me every time please help stop this hack8ng and coloning and fake accounts ty [name removed] [phone number removed]

Mathematics

I was supposed to write out the algebra for the marketing but no one has got in touch at all

He may claim to have rights he's side hacked me for 7 years I'm trying to rid of him with azure Microsoft the ICO and the police its been hell I can happily publish the finding from ICO and the fact I'm being refused access to anything as he's just taken over everything I was trying to get the proxy down when he published this h

regarding practical and exam of BA of IGU

if i am absent in practical and pass in theory exam then tell me that i have to give exam again or not?

i had my mothers help with the first child lydia and my sister maria helped me raise lilly

i do hope that they are both ok

Foris crypto .com has my money that was saposto go to crypto.com app on my phone how do I get my money back it was sent to the wrong place

my fund were sent to the wrong crypto.com place how do I greet my money bak to my crypto.com app on my phone

[IP removed] 17:30, 21 July 2023 (UTC)

This help desk is for questions about Wikipedia. We can't help with other matters. RudolfRed (talk) 17:31, 21 July 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Captcha

My captcha not solve I was write a captcha but again again come why this problem please solve this problem Beautyshop1 (talk) 17:30, 21 July 2023 (UTC)[reply]

I AM NOT COMPUTER SAVVY.

PLEASE, WHAT SHOULD I DOWNLOAD TO PROTECT MY EMAILS, MY FACEBOOK, MY INTERNAL 'C', OR 'ANYTHING'....TO PROTECT ANYONE FROM GETTING INSIDE OF MY COMPUTER?

ANY AND ALL HELP APPRECIATED.

THANKS SO 'MUCH'.

I have been sent two items the same, and iwish ti send ONE back , I cannot get them to send me a QR code and cannot contact anyone to help me.... [IP removed] 11:23, 16 September 2023 (UTC)

This page is for Wikipedia-related questions only - we are not capable of helping you with your Amazon return. Tollens (talk) 11:26, 16 September 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Hi sir this drive use my but don't no work for your biggest company for might plz scetiy dabal because Google are not my friend who has my payment received my id use and bolck my phone then I will used by 15yeary old so care full

No sir I m not Mang because Google are hacked my divaic I m sorry and not working for the Google might [IP removed] 04:44, 29 September 2023 (UTC)

I just want to know what all I have ordered and I was supposed to get$100oo

Where is my $100’oo [IP removed] 19:25, 13 May 2023 (UTC)

T0 check onorder [IP removed] 23:15, 22 July 2023 (UTC)