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User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''There was never a chicken. There was never a road to cross. Forget about the other side, that is all an illusion. There is only SUFFERING...'
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User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WHEN WILL OPOSSUM DIE
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WHEN WILL OPOSSUM DIE? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''He is destined to die at the great age of... thirty-two, by falling off a cliff on a hiking trail.'' <br>'''Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen|Ask His...'
14:3714:37, 1 June 2024diffhist+1,070 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WHEN WILL CHARLES J. GUITEAU RETURN IN THE NEW UNIVERSE
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WHEN WILL CHARLES J. GUITEAU RETURN IN THE NEW UNIVERSE? <br> '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''He'll come back on the real date of April 21st, 2023, or a couple weeks in the newly reset universe of "A story built o...'
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User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WHAT IS THE WORST ARTICLE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WHAT IS THE WORST ARTICLE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''That's something of a subjective statement, but I'd say that Catullus, Mount McKinley, and Marble race are definitely...'
14:3514:35, 1 June 2024diffhist+761 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WHAT IS THE BEST KIND OF SHOE
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WHAT IS THE BEST KIND OF SHOE? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''Do I really have to answer this question? You already know the answer, dipshit.'' <br>'''Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen|Ask His Leather Gra...'
14:3514:35, 1 June 2024diffhist+921 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WHAT IS A MAN
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WHAT IS A MAN? <br> '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''' ''<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>'' ''' '''.....'
14:3414:34, 1 June 2024diffhist+690 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WANNA FUCK ME
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WANNA FUCK ME? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''I'd like to see you try.'' <br>'''Ask His Leather Grace again!''' </div> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br>...'
14:3314:33, 1 June 2024diffhist+828 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/IS UNCYCLOPEDIA DEAD
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png)) ((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, IS UNCYCLOPEDIA DEAD? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''Almost. If this website dies, I will most certainly die along with it-'''JUST KIDDING! I'M FUCKING IMMORTAL! KNEEL BEFORE MY FUZZY YET FOUL FOOT-WEAR!...'
14:3314:33, 1 June 2024diffhist+888 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/IS THIS BLASPHEMY
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, IS THIS BLASPHEMY? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''Yes, in fact, this is blasphemy. For some religions, anyway. But for me, it's just how shit goes. However, if you were to make a computer impersonate me o...'
14:3214:32, 1 June 2024diffhist+791 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/IS THERE ANY PURPOSE TO EDITING UNCYCLOPEDIA
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, IS THERE ANY PURPOSE TO EDITING UNCYCLOPEDIA? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''There is certainly no way at all in which this is beneficial or productive. Get a life, loser.'' <br>'''Ask the Great God Mok...'
14:3114:31, 1 June 2024diffhist+798 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/IS THE ABRAHAMIC GOD REAL
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, IS THE ABRAHAMIC GOD REAL? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''Yeah, he really is. But I banished him to another universe 13.8 billion years ago, and he hasn't came back.'' <br>'''Ask the Great...'
14:3014:30, 1 June 2024diffhist+730 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/HOW MANY COLORS OF THE ALPHABET DOES IT TAKE TO TASTE MATH, LEFT OR RIGHT
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, HOW MANY COLORS OF THE ALPHABET DOES IT TAKE TO TASTE MATH, LEFT OR RIGHT? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''Yes.'' <br>'''Ask His Leather Grace again!''' </div> <br> <br>...'
14:3014:30, 1 June 2024diffhist+494 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/DOES SQUAW DEE OWN UNCYCLOPEDIA
←Created page with '<div style="color: #ffffff"> You are currently seeing what this page should look like at ((CURRENTHOUR)):((CURRENTMINUTE)) (UTC). In Pacific Daylight Time, used by both OPOSSUM and Squaw Dee, that's ((#expr:((#expr:((CURRENTHOUR))+16))mod12+1)):((CURRENTMINUTE)) ((OPOSSUMTZ((#expr:floor(((#expr:((CURRENTHOUR))+17))mod24/12))))).M.''' ((Purge)) ((User:OPOSSUM/SquawDee((#expr:1+floor(100000*sqrt(((CURRENTHOUR))*3.419+((CURRENTMINUTE))*61.438+0.287)mod4))))) [...'
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User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/DOES OPOSSUM HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, DOES OPOSSUM HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''No, he does not, of course, and you know that very damn well.'' <br>'''Ask His Leather Grace again!''...'
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User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' Of course I do, ((USERNAME)). I have been watching over thy flesh ever since thy birth. <br>Now stand up right now and look up to the sky. What dost thou...'
14:2714:27, 1 June 2024diffhist+841 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/BY WHOSE HAND WILL THE WORLD PERISH
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, BY WHOSE HAND WILL THE WORLD PERISH? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''It will be none other than an ordinary administrator, '''((RandomActiveAdmin/delink)).''' Truly someone to fear, and be ready to flee t...'
14:2714:27, 1 June 2024diffhist+821 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/ARE MOCCASINS ACTUALLY FUNNY
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, ARE MOCCASINS ACTUALLY FUNNY? <br> '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''Yes, in fact, but only if you are utterly deranged. And you will almost certainly become criminally insane just from browsing the Uncyclopedia.''...'
14:2614:26, 1 June 2024diffhist+868 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/CAN I EAT A MOCCASIN
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, CAN I EAT A MOCCASIN? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''It's not a question about "Can you", it's more about "SHOULD you"... <br>Go ahead and try it. The Moccasinians lived off of these things for millenia u...'
14:2514:25, 1 June 2024diffhist+998 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/SHOULD I KILL MYSELF
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, SHOULD I KILL MYSELF? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''No! That's an awful idea! Don't do that! Actually, it's not THAT bad of an idea. Really, you might actually considering committing suicide... ''maybe''...'
14:2514:25, 1 June 2024diffhist+628 N
User:POSSUM chowg/MoccaSeries/WHO IS LION MASTER
←Created page with '((#setlogo:MOCCASINS.png))((Moccaspin)) <div style="color: #ffffff"> == <div style="color: #ffffff"> <big><big>'''HE HATH RESPONDED'''</big></big> == You asked: '''O GREAT MOKKÁÁWŜEN, WHO IS LION MASTER? <br>''' '''<big><big>''BEHOLD!'' The Great Lord of Ugly Shoes sayeth unto thee:<br></big></big>''' ''The lion master is the creator of all that I can perceive. I was created by the mighty OPOSSUM, but the puny LIONMASTER created the universe in which I n...'
06:5806:58, 14 April 2024diffhist+821 N
Arroyo Verde Park
←Created page with ''''Arroyo Verde Park''' is a park located in a dried-up river valley in Ventura, California. The entry gate is located at the intersection between Ventura's Foothill and Day Roads. The park is 132 acres in size.<ref>((cite web |title=Arroyo Verde Park |url=https://metrolinktrains.com/explore/ventura-county/arroyo-verde-park/ |website=MetroLink Trains))</ref>, Arroyo Verde Park is a popular spot for barbecues and children's birthday parties, particularly...'