06:1506:15, 9 September 2016diffhist+32
Pita
pita only has four essential ingredients: flour, water, yeast, salt. Adding the latter two to main ingredients
23:0623:06, 4 September 2016diffhist−2
Retributive justice
"aphorism" -> "phrase" | Not an aphorism, phrase was coined by the comedic musical The Mikado to humorously justify cruel punishments that may serve as "a source of innocent merriment"
04:1904:19, 4 September 2016diffhist+5
The Mikado
specify method of execution, the humor of the line in part stems from trivializing him executing himself by objecting to it on the basis of it being impractical, humor which is lost if you don't know the method of execution would be self-decapitation