Editor 5426387
The place they work for
Nickname(s)5426387
BornClassified
Somewhere in Russia
Allegiance
Service/branchWikipedia
Years of service2022–Present
  • 2018–Present (On another Wiki)
RankUser
Commands held
Unknown
Battles/wars
AwardsA single falafel
SignatureEditor 5426387 (talk)

[Insert Name here] (Born [Redacted]), also known as Editor 5426387 is a Wikipedia editor,[1] who edits Wikipedia.

Early life

5426387 was born on [Insert time here] somewhere in Russia[2], and they went over to America at some point in the 2000s, where they first began to use Wikipedia as an "helper" in high school and college[3].

Career with Wikipedia

Main page: Special:Contributions/Editor 5426387

Facts:

Questions

The following is from a interview that was totally not made up.

Q: do you spend all your time here?

A: next question

Q: How many hours do you spend here per day?

A: yes.[7]

Q: Why 5426387?

A: because I said so.[8]

Q: what is your religion?

A: I believe in our lord and savior, Jimbo Wales.

Q: How long have you been cool?

A: since April 7, 2024

Notes

  1. ^ wikipedia is where you read this, right?
  2. ^ Somewhere - Saint Petersburg, Leningrad Oblast. Exact location classified for private reasons.
  3. ^ No, I did not cheat by using it.
  4. ^ See the name
  5. ^ since the early 2000s
  6. ^ well... that is what wikipedia is suppose to be.
  7. ^ That means a lot.
  8. ^ also because Random Number Generator.