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I have an insatiable love of literature, and art in general; my favourite author is Patricia Highsmith. I also enjoy theatre, poetry and music; my favourite musicians are Meat Loaf, Tracy Chapman and Nirvana. My favourite novel's are This Sweet Sickness and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

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