Hello, and welcome to my organized* user page! I'm constantly changing it, so if you want to imagine my happy face as I watch the page views tick up slowly (or if you're just bored and want to read something funny), check back every once in a while.
Yep, here's me, promoting my user page.
Disclaimer: My user page consists of mostly unhelpful and silly information, but the edits I make are serious. Please do not dismiss my edits because of my sense of humor.
The Typo in the Last Userbox
This user would like to take a moment to acknowledge the typo in the last userbox on my page. The userbox is one I created, and, being an inexperienced editor at the time, I failed to thoroughly check my userbox for typos before saving. And as I have a woefully confusing memory (I remember when I learned the definition of the word "miracle", but not what I had for breakfast this morning), I do not remember how to make another userbox. Of course, I could always look up the directions, but let this instead serve as a reminder to always quintuple-check your writings for typos before publishing them (me and the other folks at the Wikipedia Typo Team love our jobs, but we also strive for a world without typos, and your extra proofreading will make us all sleep a little easier).
My views on links
I hate/revile/barf at (take your pick) the sight of red links, like the sight of blue links, and love the sight of purple links.
My humor
I think I'm funny. It's up to you to decide whether this is true or not.
My editing
I generally only fix typos and grammatical errors, but I sometimes (bravely, in my spectacular and supreme opinion) change the wording of sentences I feel are not at their best. I also enjoy de-orphaning articles (AKA saving the world) (of course that's NPOV, why wouldn't it be?) and adding article summaries. I fight vandalism with the power of civility.
Wikipediholism Test score
I, JohnLaurensAnthonyRamos333, have taken the Wikipediholism Test four times:
- Fourth attempt: 323 (WHAT THE HECK MY THIRD ATTEMPT WAS TWO DAYS BEFORE THIS ONE!!!)
As such, I am officially (and proudly) a Wikipediholic. In fact, not to brag or anything, but according to the Interpreting Your Score section, I'm a pro. It's a wonder what three months can do. ;) This must be what I was born to do.
My fear
I am terrified of wasting another user's time by droning on and on and on and on and on my user page. Such a bored user may find themselves reading the same sentence over and over. Such a bored user may find themselves reading the same sentence over and over. Such a bored user may find themselves reading the same sentence over and over.
Asterisk (*)
*To me, this page is very organized. Not sure others agree, but whatever! Isn't a bunch of compartments exactly what organization is?
Apologies in advance
I'm a relatively new editor (or at least I feel that way...), so please be patient with me! I thought I was more careful with my edits, but NOPE! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My overeager self always takes control. Sorry for any inconveniences that may cause.
Userboxes
 | This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years. |
 | This user has adopted a typo to nurture. |
This user doesn't know how userboxes work.
...and it seriously terrifies them.
 | This user enjoys something, but will not tell you. |
| :) | This user has been further than simply the the end of Wikipedia. Have you? |
