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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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This user is a native speaker of Australian English.

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Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

gd-1

Tha comas labhairt bunaiteach sa Ghàidhlig aig a' chleachdaiche seo.

1337-0

This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.

du-0

This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).

This user participates in
WikiProject Tropical cyclones.

This user is a librarian.

This user loves the forest.

This user feels that most of "life after death" bears an intriguing resemblance to compost.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user prefers the metric system.

I am not a serious wikipedia editor but will occasionally fix typos and do some maintenance. Sarsaparilla is a beverage I enjoyed when I was a teenager. I've had this account for a long time.

Also User:Sarsaparilla39 on Wikidata, where I am likely to be more active.