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Babel

Life, Status, and Situation

This user is male.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

這個用戶是龍的傳人。 这个用户是龙的传人。 This user is a Descendant of the Dragon.

This user is a Germanophile.

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.

This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

This user does not smoke.

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

Hobbies

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user enjoys geofiction.

This user reads science fiction.

This user lives on the Ringworld

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user plays the cello.

This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.

Academic

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

You mess with this user, and they'll denature your protein.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

Social/Political Standing

According to The Political Compass this user is: Economic Right (1.75) and Social Libertarian (−1.23)

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

Computers

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

Miscellaneous

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution.

This user has a pet Paramecium.

This userbox has taken over this userpage!