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Hi, you have reached my page. I am SergeantHippyZombie. I really like Wikipedia.

SergeantHippyZombie
Conservation status
Extinct in the Wild (IUCN 3.1)
Scientific classification
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Subphylum:	Vertebrata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Primates
Family:	Hominini
Genus:	Homo
Species:	Homo Sapiens
Subspecies:	Homo Sapiens Wikipedian

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About me

I have nothing to say! Just look at those boxes! I think this is real. Ahhhhh! Holy crap! Wikipedia-tan wrote on my page! Cluebot needs to punish her! Oh and my school's ip! LOL. CLICK HERE!!!

About Me This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles. This user plays or has played Roblox. This user has autoconfirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user supports renewable energy. The time is currently 17:30:42 UTC. (({1))} This user once made (({1))} edits in one day. User:RadicalOne/UBX Design/BiteVandals It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. ID This user's ID is 16181757. This user has a Lame Password. MW3 This user enjoys playing Modern Warfare 3. P This user plays Pokémon games. MEW This user is a Pokémon evolutionist, and believes that all Pokémon evolved from Mew. This user is a Wikipedian. This user has been on Wikipedia for 12 years, 1 month and 11 days. This user believes Wikipe-tan established a cult of personality and is now destroying Wikipedia. This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3. S This user plays Pokémon Sapphire. P This user plays Pokémon Platinum. This user plays Minecraft. HG This user plays Pokémon HeartGold. W This user plays Pokémon White. PvZ This user's favorite Plant in Plants vs. Zombies is the Plant. [[Image:|px]] This userbox is with stupid. This user is Asian American. This user collects coins. This user has been attacked by a sock puppet. This user is a Lego enthusiast This user likes Diary of a Wimpy Kid. This user wants to be your friend. o.O This user is weird

Stats

These are my stats.

		The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
		LOL. I put this here for no reason!

What I Like!

This is a list that has what I like.

Minecraft

I don't play Minecraft that much anymore.

Roblox

I also play Roblox. I am hieple and SergeantHippyZombie.

Guest Attack

Guest Attack is a place to fight Roblox guests. It has around 1,500,000 visits.

Pun Generator

Click hide on the userbox gallery to get rid of this big white square. Oh my gosh!!! Ads!

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Funny Stuff

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  LOL.
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  I wonder why everyone has this on their page...
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  Pac Man!
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  MEEP!
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  Hello! What's your name?
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  We need some birds!
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  Sock puppet!!!
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  They're everywhere these days.
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  Dumb. Made with cheap MS Paint.
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  I'm not letting you use the bathroom! So sit there and pee in your pants!!!
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  Don't steal it.
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  This is Cluebot here blowing up spam and unregistered editors!
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  I'm editing your articles!
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  I'm ugly.
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  Yeehaw!
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  There's nothing funny about this. It is just a pickle.
• Look for the zit.
  Look for the zit.
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  Man eating penguins!!!
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  QUACK!
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  Gimme ur money!!!
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  Boo!
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  YUCK!!!
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IP user with a userpage. LOL.

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Fire the vandalism cannon!!!!!

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This is Gary the snail, he says he cant wait any longer and blows up.

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Pac-man!!!

Guestbook

Sign this by adding four ~'s. Put them next to the stars. If there's no more, then make a new one!

• SHZ and don't forget to sign my guestbook!
• SHZ and don't forget to sign my guestbook! 14:43, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
• -- Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 17:14, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
• 70.198.133.47 (talk) 15:11, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
• PBASH607 (The One Day Apocalypse) (talk) 01:02, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
• 68.47.163.178 (talk) 15:32, 7 June 2013 (UTC) ALEXXXXXXXXX
• 74.93.251.145 (talk) 14:41, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
• Sleepinabanana (talk) 06:44, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
• 75.143.107.130 (talk) 01:32, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

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