The result was speedy keep. Unproductive and not funny. Please use userspace rather than actual encyclopedia processes for attempts at humor. See WP:AN#April Fools nominations getting out of hand. (NAC) 18:11, 1 April 2012 (UTC)
In the process of time travel, I have accidentally stumbled onto this article 50 years from now. It seems that the information was never updated properly, and the sources used for it have long since crumbled into dust, putting its accuracy into question. Ten Pound Hammer • (What did I screw up now?) 02:09, 1 April 2062 (UTC)[reply]