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  • Q: How do you                   a                  ?
A: First you                          ... then you                         .
  • Q: But what do you do with the            ?
A: Why the hell did you                                                                                          ?
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    • This is the first time I checked my talk page to find a WP:POST that I looked at in 5 years. The reason I looked is it had twice as many links as usual. I had never noticed a humor section before so it is one of about 5 links I checked. So 5 links in 5 years and I land on a joke I don't get. Since I am seeing this less than 3 hours after it was posted to my talk page. I am the first person to officially announce that I don't get the joke.--TonyTheTiger (T / C / WP:FOUR / WP:CHICAGO / WP:WAWARD) 12:48, 24 December 2023 (UTC)Reply[reply]
    • ChatGPT 4 says:
    Q: How do you tickle a sleepy bear?
    A: First you tread lightly... then you run like the wind.
    Q: But what do you do with the honey?
    A: Why the hell did you bring honey to a bear-tickling contest?
    Sure, why not? Sandizer (talk) 03:09, 25 December 2023 (UTC)Reply[reply]


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