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This family has perished, AND RIGHTFULLY SO!!!!

How could she be the daughter of Nathan Hale when he was hung in 1776 on Long Island, and her birthdate is in 1820. I mean is that wacky or what? Were Nathan Hale's loins preserved by The Peterkin's during a Secret Council in the back parlor???

- BIG DAN PETERKIN

But seriously, if anyone can elighten me about Nathan Hale's actual lineage (and his post-mortem virility), PLEASE POST MORE INFO, thank you!