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This pool is now kept here for historical purposes only. The millionth article has already been certified; it is Jordanhill railway station.
This is a non-serious pool for predicting the title of the millionth article (as defined by the official article count presented on the Special:statistics, and determined by the powers that be) in the English Wikipedia. The person who comes closest to the actual topic is the winner (bonus points for guessing the exact title). The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia is 6,800,734. This poll closed when the 995,000th article was created.
Other milestone pools that are still open include the following: Wikipedia:Ten-million pool, Wikipedia:500th language pool and Wikipedia:Last topic pool. The Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool, and the Wikipedia:Five-million pool are also closed.
The subheadings below were meant to be kept nonspecific and in line with current Wikipedia subcategories, and in alphabetical order at every level.
An example guess would have been: Anatomy of David Hasselhoff's right shoulder, which might have gone under the subheadings: Science/Biology/Anatomy.
Please do not create useless (as of 2024) articles just because they are listed on this page.
You may not make any more guesses.
Culture
- List of artists named after a Boohbah (I like Boohbah!) Scott Gall 07:58, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
- And so does my son, who is in bed while I'm still up editing Wikipedia. [[User:NazismIsntCool|Nazism isn't cool]] 08:55, 7 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Michél the Mechanic (an recently uncovered Beano comic strip that lasted three issues in 1942, or something) BillyH 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Culture of Isle of Wight--Thewayforward 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Harm Kamerlingh Onnes
- List of lower case characters of the Latin alphabet between 'r' and 't' -- Scott eiπ + 1 = 0 07:29, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
- That'd be a redirect to 's' - Ghelae 09:38, 10 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Comics
- List of Marvel Comics characters to have been resurrected Hiding 13:28, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of Marvel Comics characters who have been busted in drugs raids -- Francs2000 | Talk 12:13, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Phil Sandifer Jacqui ★ 08:12, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Jerk City Ashibaka (tock) 18:27, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- ...for the tenth time. --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 12:34, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Jimmy Wales ON WHEELS! Hedley 03:01, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Excuse me, what does phrase ... on wheels mean? I can't find a wikipedia article about it...
- It's a parody of "Willy on Wheels", a notorious Wikipedia troll. — JIP | Talk 12:04, 4 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of crimes Michael Jackson has been found guilty of Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
- List of celebrities known to harbour gnomes in their ear cavities Eixo 10:07, 27 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of celebrities known to harbor Michael Jackson songs in their ear cavities --Idont Havaname 30 June 2005 07:33 (UTC)
- List of children in the world that Michael Jackson has not slept with Midster 09:14, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- 2008 child molestation trial of Michael Jackson Columbia 12:13, Jun 17, 2005 (UTC)
- People who may have been Michael Jackson's parents --Nintendorulez (talk) 23:28, 14 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Revelations that Schapelle Corby is male 203.167.171.115 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
- List of plausibly illiterate celebrities --DropDeadGorgias (talk) July 7, 2005 17:19 (UTC)
- List of celebrities without breast implants --Fallout boy 11:11, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of people or things known as the 800-pound gorilla of something --anonymous
- Gay Nigger Association of America ON WHEELS --Deathphoenix 20:53, 20 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Paris Hilton's Dog - Oh wait. Damn.--God of War 17:00, 18 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- This.... makes me sad. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 08:53, 7 March 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of mutually exclusive lists of celebrities who have been stung by jellyfish Doctor Whom 18:49, 27 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Gestation and prenatal career of KaDee Strickland --keepsleeping slack off! 22:56, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- I Win (Game) -LambaJan 21:46, 19 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Attractions
- David Hasselhoff Worship Center RomeoVoid 06:54, 5 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- World's largest ball of Anna Nicole Smith's navel lint -- BRIAN0918 01:47, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Festval of AAAAARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBL! --((subst:User:No Toppings))
- That is a festival among some inshore fishing villages to commemorate the arrival of their dredger-submarine. The name refers to the noise made as it stows away a bunch of shellfish-poaching scuba divers in its dredgings tank ready for disposal. :-)
- List of famous rocks --anonymous
- Ayers Rock and the Blarney Stone come immediately to mind. Giant's Causeway may qualify too.-gadfium 03:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Being anonymous ruins the whole "heh heh we're pretending any of us actually can win this thing" common internal joke! --Unknownwarrior33 01:18, 25 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- I wrote the article and I was going to submit it as the millionth article (so the anon would win), but I missed the deadline. Oh well. Now we have a list of famous rocks. BrokenSegue 03:00, 2 March 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Film
- The Land Before Time 249 BillyH 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Final Destination III: The Final Final Final Destination AngryParsley 05:18, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- *cough* Final Destination 3 *cough* GeeJo (t) (c) • 23:51, 16 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Final Destination IV: No, We Really Mean it This Time, Honest Master Thief GarrettTalk 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Final Destination V: The Rube Goldberg Death Machine Strikes for the Eighty Fifth Time Jasongetsdown 21:05, 2 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Final Destination VI: Finaler Destination --Malthusian (talk) 23:35, 16 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Final Destination VII: Deader Than This Franchise (alternate subtitle: "Just Die, Already" --Noclevername 10:41, 7 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Half-Life: Revenge of Gordon Freeman Jasongetsdown 21:08, 2 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Red Dwarf: The Movie Kinitawowi 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
- Star Wars Episode XI: Attack of the Wookiees android↔talk 23:11, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
- Star Wars Episode XI 1/2: Defense of the Chewbaccas -- Brhaspati\talk/contribs 22:52, 2005 Apr 12 (UTC)
- Star Wars Episode XII: Destruction of Froode
- Rambo XXXVII: Death to the Sequels! - Pax 05:40, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Jennifer Lopez' Oscar sweep, wherein she takes home the Academy Award for Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Song, Best Director, and Best Original Screenplay for her autobiopic Painful Celebration of Mediocrity: The J-Ho Story.
- Star Wars XXI: Skywalker Performs Autofellatio 203.167.171.115 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
- The Adventures of Several People - The Movie
- Jaws XLVII: It's A Big Fish, You See, That Eats Everybody Dralwik 02:13, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Jaws XLVIII: It's Getting Annoying Dralwik 02:15, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Jaws XLIX: Shoot Me Please Dralwik 02:15, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Jaws LI: Call the Shedd Aquarium
- American Mummies (film) -- Snargle 00:30, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- The Zimbabwean Connection -- Snargle 00:30, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- E.T. vs. Predator --Fallout boy 11:25, 23 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- E.T. vs. Jaws: One Gulp Alcuin 19:28, 7 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Star Trek XI: The Trouble with Boohbahs -- Enzo Aquarius 14:42, 24 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Ender's Game-The Motion Picture ----T. Anthony 12:02, 26 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- That would be Ender's Game (film). Thue | talk 16:21, 13 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Snakes On A Plane --- Herostratus 06:03, 24 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- We've had Snakes on a Plane since 4 October 2005.-gadfium 08:02, 24 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Samurai Champloo movie --Cyde 20:29, 2 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Crazy Frog (movie) --Abe Lincoln 18:19, 8 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- King Kong II: The Empire State Strikes Back -- BL kiss the lizard 10:48, 12 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Spiderman 537: We've Run Out of Villains for Him to Fight, So We'll Just Have Him Punch Julia Roberts. That Always Gets Lots of Laughs.
- Jaws 24: Jaws in the year 3000 - «ßØÛ®ßÖѧ3» T | C 20:58, 14 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest and Dumb to Infinity and also Tim: The Remake Gnome of Fury 23:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Snakes on a Train --M erovingian {TC @} 07:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Baby Holmes-Cruise --djrobgordon 08:00, 7 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Breakin' 3: Psychotic Bumblebee --PK 01:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Literature
- Harriette Potter and the Life Changing Surgery
- Carendor (fictional place from a book by fantasy author Ian Irvine) -- Tim Starling 07:49, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
- Great Hall (Central building of the city of Portent on the layer of Mungoth in the plane of Gehenna in the Planescape campaign setting for the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game) 64.12.117.10 12:29, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Harry Potter and the Hairy Doom Apples from the 22nd Dimension of Some Crazy Shag Carpet His Mom Forgot to Throw Away Last Summer Pax 05:42, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Tangler (science fiction weapon) --Targi 03:31, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Fassin Taak (character from an Iain M. Banks novel) --OpenToppedBus - My Talk 16:08, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Harry Potter and the Unspeakably Awful Death --RSpeer 15:43, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
- Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina --RSpeer 15:43, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
- Harry Potter and the Left Behind --RevWaldo 05:23, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- The Last Dangerous Visions (ed. Harlan Ellison) --Dell Adams 07:12, 13 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Literature Banned by the UN Cultural Affinity Program of 2012 Djgranados 01:07, 14 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- The Thickheaded Idiot's Guide to Stupid Unintelligence for Brainless Dummies, Part III --Berney 21:20, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Cyber Heroez Hey, am I not allowed to hope that someone makes a wikipedia page for the story I wrote? --Unknownwarrior33 01:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- The Day Eminem went craaazy! --Clockwisekid 20:24, 1 February 2006 (EST)
- Terrorism for Dummies -71.96.179.40 10:15, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Magical objects in Harry Potter: Book Seven - "Moloch™ brand military-spec bristlecone-pine dragonspunk shoulder-mount trident wand", said Hagrid appreciatively, as he handed it to Harry. "When you absolutely, positively have to kill every single mugglebugger in the room, accept no substitutes." --RevWaldo 05:47, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Brilliance(Book)Angrynight 06:29, 13 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Harry Potter vs Tom'demort Cruise--Originalsinner 08:16, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Poetry
Music
- Ashlee Simpson's right shoulder Grue 12:48, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Mariah Carey's second lymph node Jacqui ★ 08:12, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of celebrities with right shoulders smaller than Ashlee Simpson's Master Thief GarrettTalk 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of Céline Dion songs which were actually popular Crisco 1492 23:54, 28 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- 2006 Ashlee Simpson Pokemon Cerulean Promotion, subsequently moved to 2006 Ashlee Simpson Pokemon Cerulean Promotion ON WHEELS!! --Idont Havaname 30 June 2005 07:28 (UTC)
- Backstreet Boys Revival Rentastrawberry 03:46, 18 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Chris Cornell's Tiny penis falls off --Jobe6 05:06, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
- Ella Fitzgerald sings the Ramstein Songbook Gareth E Kegg 01:11, 26 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of pop songs in Esperanto --Neo 19:30, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of songs that are 30 seconds or less --G VOLTT 15:46, Apr 25, 2005(UTC)
- List of heavy metal songs recorded by accordion bands Denni☯ 2005 July 5 02:19 (UTC)
- Ringworm --GVOLTT 15:06, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
- No Warning --GVOLTT 15:06, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)-- am I the only one taking this seriously?
- Yes. See the fourth and fifth words in this article... ;) Kinitawowi 22:27, August 6, 2005 (UTC)
- Spice Girls Reunion Tour 2010 ParkingStones 22:54, 22 Mar 2005
- Teenage girls get a clue-the death of Pop music - Pax 05:45, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Teenage girls get a clue - the death of pop music ON WHEELS!! 203.167.171.115 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
- List of people who have played guitar sitting on a WC while defecating (I am one of these) --Army1987 14:59, 5 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Silent Night (Mariah Carey song). Extraordinary Machine 18:54, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Sean Preston Spears Federline discography --keepsleeping slack off! 22:54, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of appearances of dogs and creepy Aryan 10-year old girls in grunge music videos - The Great GaviniON WHEELS! 16:32, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- MTV is renamed to NLMTV - No Longer Music Television Douglasr007 02:33, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Radio
Sports
- 2007 World Baseball Championship android↔talk 23:13, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
- 2007 World Baseball Championship ON WHEELS --Joshua Issac (talk) 20:02, 18 February 2009 (UTC)[reply]
- List of professional baseball teams in the Bronx with multibillion-dollar payrolls --Idont Havaname 30 June 2005 07:33 (UTC)
- Barry Bonds homicide trial -- android↔talk 06:05, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
- Boohbah Throwing at the 2028 Olympic Games NazismIsntCool 10:56, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Stefanova-Kramnik World Chess Championship match (See Antoaneta Stefanova and Vladimir Kramnik).-gadfium 23:59, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- TaylorMade r12 Driver --EDsmilde
- Downhill skating (the fastest non-motor sport on the planet) Denni☯ 2005 July 5 02:20 (UTC)
- Downhill skating ON WHEELS]] how else? --Joshua Issac (talk) 20:02, 18 February 2009 (UTC)[reply]
- Rollerfucking (couldn't resist a George Carlin quote, heh!) -- Cjmarsicano 05:38, 7 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
Television
- Law & Order: Traffic Court --Jayzel68 16:35, 18 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- CSI: Nunuvut Oh noes! The tribal bear has been shot!
- Fast Animals, Slow Children. Evil Monkey∴Hello 05:40, Mar 28, 2005 (UTC)
- Law & Order: Small Claims --Tydaj 03:00, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- CSI:Random Location Karmafist 04:39, 16 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Star Trek: Series VI - Seth Ilys 01:05, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- World's Deadliest Live Executions III -- Cyrius|✎ 18:53, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Battlestar Galactica Redux Redux MaximusNukeage 22:56, 27 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Who Wants to be a Milllionaire hosts perform autofellatio while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance (not that it will ever happen) Scott Gall 08:03, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire hosts perform autofellatio while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and wiping their butt with the Chinese flag Barely There 11:59, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire hosts perform autofellatio while reciting the pledge of allegiance and wiping the dog's butt with the Chinese flag HellRaiser 04:50, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- When Ex-presidents Attack! Proto 10:11, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- CSI : Scunthorpe --Simon Cursitor 12:37, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- When Soccer Moms Attack! Master Thief GarrettTalk 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of characters killed off in Coronation Street 3-Hour Finale before the BBC changed their minds and filmed one last series Master Thief GarrettTalk 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of characters killed off in Coronation Street 3-Hour Finale before the ITV changed their minds and filmed one last series ~~~~ 1 July 2005 07:32 (UTC)
- List of great television shows Fox have murdered for little or no reason The Adept 18:59, 12 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- 2006 Emmy Awards Ceremony --barista 4 July 2005 20:02 (UTC)
- Survivor: Winnipeg Denni☯ 2005 July 5 02:23 (UTC)
- Survivor: Marriott "Oh god! We're out of foie gras!" Jasongetsdown 21:17, 2 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Survivor: Antarctica Oh, no, our foie graz is frozen! --Spider1224 22:44, 10 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]
- CSI: My Bowel getcrunk 6 October 2005 22:35 (UTC)
- When Rejected Contestants of Survivor and The Apprentice Attack!- JustPhil 21:06, 10 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- CSI: Gary <-- Man, that show could run for, like, 27 seasons. --OneofThem 01:12, 10 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Star Trek actresses who appeared in Playboy 80.126.130.198 23:53, 14 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of recycled Star Trek redshirts 80.126.130.198 23:53, 14 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Guys, its over, give up (South Park episode), an episode of South Park where the kids confront Terrance and Phillip for turning their beloved show into a sounding board for whatever topic is pissing them off this week, thereby resulting in episodes that are no longer funny or charming and become hopelessly dated in less than a month. Youngamerican 14:36, 23 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Ghost in the Shell SAC 3rd Gig --Cyde 20:28, 2 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- ITV3668989780787868565324367899765432- the newest channel from ITV
- 24, season 24 --Berney 21:26, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Digimon-related coupling flamewars -- birdboy2000 9:56, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
- List of seasons of The Amazing Race that haven't visited Antarctica --CrazyLegsKC 18:55, 18 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Law and Order: Salem, Massachusetts SHE'S A WITCH!!! Staxringold 22:46, 22 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- The final ever episode of The Simpsons (it'll be part of season 20- or 30-something, I believe) - Andrew 21:56, 11 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Don’t you get tired of being wrong all the time? 199.249.236.151 (talk) 20:53, 29 November 2023 (UTC)[reply]
- Some Kind of Show on Public Broadcating Hosted by That British Guy
- Lost - They're all actually dead it seems Stu 12:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Chase commercial where Roxie gets her first paycheck, opens a Chase account, pays for lunch, pays her bills, goes on a hot date, and is then ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs --RevWaldo 04:44, 8 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Seinfeld DVDs (I realize that its not a funny answer) JaredW 12:20, 14 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- American Idol Season 5 Finals Voting Results (I'm not all that funny either...) The Disco King 04:14, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Bruce Forsyth's Celebrity Fisting Frenzy I hear Cheggers and Beadle have been lined up for the first episode. Deiz 14:00, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Pimp My Extreme Makeover: The Apprentice Edition --Originalsinner 08:16, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Pimp My Chariot--this ancient show showed up one day in the ruins of a Roman garage --Spider1224 22:44, 10 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Theatre
- Osama Bin Laden: The Musical -- BL kiss the lizard 10:50, 12 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Numa Numa On Ice 71.96.179.40 10:22, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Rent On Ice. To be followed with Rent On Ice ON WHEELS!!!! SwissCelt 04:45, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Andrew Lloyd Webber's One Night in Paris: The Musical - Originalsinner 08:16, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Video games
- Albert Gore Emulation Software -- One Salient Oversight 13:51, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Dwarf Fortress by Bay 12 Games - will be out by then. Grue 12:56, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Image Flight (NES game put out by Irem in 1988.) -- BRIAN0918 13:19, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Confirmed release date of Duke Nukem Forever - it'll be here soooon... Alphax τεχ 08:54, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Final Fantasy XXIX - That's what it'll be up to by the 1,000,000th article... 29... ;) --WikiFan04 Talk to me. 13:20, 2 Apr 2005 (CST)
- Pokémon Light Magenta Hedley 02:56, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Pokémon Dark Brown Greyhead 17:50, Apr 25, 2005 (UTC)
- Pokémon Taupe EamonnPKeane 18:40, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
- Pokémon Periwinkle Master Thief GarrettTalk 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who are at all interested in Pokémon Thunder Yellow--a short list, I think. billybobfred 17:21, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Blizzard Entertainment announces release date of StarCraft 2 - This one will happen after #999,999: Confirmed release date of Duke Nukem Forever - Arathon 15:19, 19 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Pokemon Romanian Tricolor (of course) Barely There 11:56, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Grand Theft Auto: Santa Ana --Evanwohrman June 28, 2005 03:58 (UTC)
- Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City -- SeekerVI 09:25, 18 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Red Vs. Blue episode guide: Season 5 --antilived 09:02, 22 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Some end of level boss in some dumb game everyone's forgotten about --Sachabrunel 19:48, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of black comedians named Whoppi
- Peter Jackson's Halo: The Official Game of the Movie of the Game. Optichan 20:24, 6 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Nintendogs 2 --Syxed 15:58, 15 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Nintencats Glome83 13:34, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of support groups for MMORPG players — Indi [ talk ] 14:16, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Microsoft (church). Demi T/C 01:35, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- List of failed Christian Raptures Dangerous Angel 23:14, 10 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of successful Christian Raptures, later made into a redirect to 0. - Ghelaetalkcontribs 12:12, 14 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of people believed to be Sauron (from Talk:Javier Solana) dab (ᛏ) 13:59, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of people confirmed to be Sauron --Dante Alighieri | Talk 23:44, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
- List of people killed by Sauron Master Thief GarrettTalk 05:27, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of orcs killed by Sauron Ikkyu2 06:53, 30 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- The Holy Church of Atheism →mathx314(talk)(email) 23:42, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- What I got for Christmas 2006 Hiding 13:40, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of acts not considered sinful by any faith EamonnPKeane 18:48, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
- The Holy Romanian Church of McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and Pizza Hut Jesus Lover 05:10, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of Jewish Popes Rentastrawberry 17:05, Jun 24, 2005 (UTC)
- Media coverage of Christ's Second Coming --209.6.213.17 4 July 2005 22:42 (UTC)
- Saint Dwayne (I was going to suggest Saint Kevin but discovered he's real) --OpenToppedBus - My Talk 16:17, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Alleged Satanic influence in Wikipedia --BrainInAVat 00:27, 27 July 2005 (UTC), Эйрон Кинни[reply]
- First Church of Oprah ♠PMC♠ 19:39, 19 August 2005 (UTC), Эйрон Кинни[reply]
- Saint Andre Bessette--T. Anthony 12:12, 26 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of idiots claiming to be of the Jedi faith in the census--Mkns 20:52, 25 October 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Jewish chronic masturbators Youngamerican 21:24, 17 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Church of the Pope, est. 2010, Эйрон Кинни 00:36, 31 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Conversion of Pat Robertson to Islam Ace-o-aces 04:31, 21 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of hurricanes Pat Robertson has claimed to steer away Gnome of Fury 23:42, 23 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Pope Jimbo - yes, I am that predictable The Great Gavini one day, telepathy will replace the need to send other Wikipedians messages... 16:03, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of notable people now in Hell --Shultz III 07:35, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Christians who believe that they are aliens--Seonookim (talk) 05:48, 20 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]
- Classical definition of lesbianism Demi T/C 01:54, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- Intro to Philosophy Student Drowns Derrida Jasongetsdown 21:24, 2 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Kant and continuity--Dell Adams 06:10, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Does This Page Really Exist--schyler 02:54, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- You Kant Be Serious -- Strazys 08:08, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Life
- Bloody hell, and we won't have even hit 1.0 by then... ~J.K. 23:08, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Then it will have to hold edit wars with itself. — Indi [ talk ] 14:22, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of rumors about that fat kid in my 9th period class. →mathx314(talk)(email) 23:39, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- But I don't have a fat kid in my 9th period class. Heck, I don't even have 9th period! -unsigned
- Martin Luther King Jr. Grammar School – ClockworkSoul 17:49, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- St. Mary's School I'm putting all my bets on education: this entry gets 2,710,000 google hits. Of course the real article will have (Lodi, NJ) or something as part of the title-- do I still win? -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
- Sacred Heart School This one's good for 4,420,000 goggle hits. -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
Not if you use double quotes around your search, as you should do. "Sacred heart school" gets 86500 hits... Fram 10:55, 19 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- John Smith (Asst. Prof.) John Smith Asst. Prof. only gets 94,000 google hits, but I figure average professors are likely to get past the deletionists in higher proportions than elementary and secondary schools -- Mwanner 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia's Millionth Article Werdna648 02:33, 22 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Saint John Paul II Parish Pre-School and Day Care Center --Russ Blau (talk) 19:02, 15 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia purchase of Encyclopædia Britannica ~J.K. 23:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- University of Bridlington --RFBailey 23:32, 22 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Education of the Czech Republic --Li-sung 22:21, 24 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- University of Hell--Seonookim (talk) 05:53, 20 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]
- Your mom --83.240.1.254 16:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of moms 71.96.179.40 10:06, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Imitation Soylent Green --Demi T/C 01:47, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
- It's mannequins! Imitation Soylent Green is mannequins! Flatluigi 01:18, August 10, 2005 (UTC)
- Uncle Joe's Mint Balls --Calton | Talk 01:11, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who like pie -- Brhaspati\talk/contribs 01:02, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
- List of people who brought pie -- PeepP 18:47, August 12, 2005 (UTC)
- category:People who like Pie --Celestianpower hab 23:28, 13 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- People who like Pi
- Piology - The study of 3.14159262328 pastry-wrapped food items - Ghelae 09:48, 10 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Schweddy Weiners --barista 4 July 2005 19:59 (UTC)
- Beijing-Cola --Brecht
- Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Klassobanieras 18:46, 4 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- The difference between pi and pie --Berney 21:25, 16 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- How to make the drinks from Starbeans Café in real life billybobfred 14:18, 24 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of things donuts can't do 71.96.179.40 10:10, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Fairy Liquid - it's not there, and although you shouldn't drink it, I couldn't see where else it would go. Proto||type 17:39, 6 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- The return of Nicolae Ceaucescu and the death of all languages except English NazismIsntCool 11:03, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who know how to spell correctly Nicolae Ceausescu Bogdan | Talk 22:34, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of people who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu Stancel 02:55, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Human rights abuse of persons named Nicolae Ceausescu Sasquatch↔讲↔看 16:21, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
- Human rights abuse of persons who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu Ashibaka (tock) 18:29, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Human Rights abuse in Jan Mayen Mixcoatl 00:23, 11 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Human Rights abuses in Timisoara by Traian Basescu Jesus Lover 05:13, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Human rights abuse in Chisinau Communism is Stupid 00:42, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Human rights abuse in Cincinnati Proto t
- List of users executed for breaking the three revert rule Astrotrain 21:17, 3 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of users executed for breaking the 'three guesses on Wikipedia topic pools' rule - Ghelaetalkcontribs 13:33, 14 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Circumcision isn't cool Scott Gall 08:14, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
- The role of lavender in contraception Hiding 13:43, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Impact of the 2007 bird flu pandemic in Finland OpenToppedBus - My Talk 11:06, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
- Autofellatio in the Vatican --SPUI (talk) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of autofellatio related topics - Earl Andrew 07:42, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Ass to mouth sales and chart positions -- Rhobite 05:54, Mar 29, 2005 (UTC)
- Causing psychological trauma by making people listen to late 90's bubblegum pop --Thephotoman 19:07, 6 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Girls who have played D&DAce-o-aces 22:52, 18 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Health risks of positron-powered household appliances -- Cyrius|✎
- DIY fusion heating system -- SeekerVI 10:14, 18 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Jennifer Anistons' marriage to Angelina Jolie Preisler 00:17, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- People whose marriages have lasted less than one week. — JIP | Talk 05:22, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Wouldn't that just be a list of celebrities?
- List of celebrities by number of divorces Alphax τεχ 08:56, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Category:People Rush Limbaugh has divorced. Joe D (t) 05:07, 11 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- First animal to become Wikipedia administrator NazismIsntCool 11:05, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- First Human Banned by a chicken Stancel 02:56, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Leet Academy for Cats and Dogs Barely There 12:01, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- First Cow to become the autofellatio redirect vandal Jesus Lover 05:14, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- First Penguin to become Willy on Wheels 218.101.117.164 28 June 2005 04:45 (UTC)
- First monkey to cast a VFD vote Communism is Stupid 00:44, 17 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of livestock used in NASA test flights — Indi [ talk ] 15:07, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- March 22, 2024 ✏ OvenFresh² 23:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- 10:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC) -71.96.179.40 10:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Self-referential
These articles are not valid in the article namespace under current policies. They will be moved to the wikipedia namespace shortly after creation.
and also: --Lord Snoeckx 13:34, 22 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Wikipedia Lists – ClockworkSoul 17:50, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves Ben Finn 17:55, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of Nobel Prize winners actively contributing to Wikipedia-gadfium 00:28, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- RickK's administrator resignation --SPUI (talk) 12:24, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Images and media for deletion/Autofellatio 11 – ClockworkSoul 17:53, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Jimbo Wales -- Alphax τεχ 09:02, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of encyclopedias with over one million articles —EatMyShortz 11:49, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia trolling phenomena JFW | T@lk 21:44, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
- List of encyclopedias with exactly one million articles--Wonderfool t(c)e) 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Military History of Wikipedia -- COTWmeister 12:34, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of self-referring lists Mixcoatl 14:30, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of Wikipedias with over eleventy-billion articles User:Luigi30 (Υσηρ ταλκ ΛυηγηΛ) 15:54, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- Earl Andrew Washburn -- Earl Andrew - talk 23:55, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of lists listing less lists than any list listing this list — Timwi 01:27, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- List of lists that list lists that list lists of lists Stancel 03:02, 8 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of lists that list lists that aren't lists of self-referential lists --Mark J 13:52, 28 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of articles that this list does not list —Josh Lee 05:12, Jun 6, 2005 (UTC)
- List of Wikipedia barbers who shave only Wikipedia barbers who do not shave themselves Ikkyu2 06:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC).[reply]
- It'll redirect to Category: Bearded Wikipedians. -Ikkyu2 07:01, 30 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Unusual lists of usual pages Mixcoatl 00:26, 11 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- User_talk:Millionth_Wikipedia_Article_ON_WHEELS!!! with contents "This user has been blocked..." Weregerbil 10:45, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of people who have made more than 3 guesses in the Millionth topic pool Mixcoatl 00:28, 11 May 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Only logged in users can edit, because of ongoing vandalism. Gerrit CUTEDH 13:10, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:NPOV#Why we gave up Phlip 01:28, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- BrokenSegue violated the 3 guess rule This link is Broken 04:59, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is#Wikipedia is a democracy. Radiant_>|< 12:34, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia scrapped at article # 999,999--Amanaplanacanalpanama 08:37, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia in Klingon -- Francs2000 | Talk 12:11, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Actually, there is a Klingon version of Wikipedia. - Sikon 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- Wikipedia in Leet -- Glome83 21:53, 3 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion - Sikon 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- That one already exists, but Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion does not. Sietse 10:17, 15 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Meta-Meta-Wikipedia - Sikon 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
- List of deleted Wikipedias - Because some are already on the way to being deleted, and someone will get the bright idea to cut costs by deleting 'not notable' languages from Wikipedia's purview. Almafeta
- Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Gay Nigger Association of America 11 - I swear, they will never stop trying to get rid of that page. And they will never succeed.
--TexasDex July 1, 2005 06:28 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Gay nigger associations for deletion Ashibaka (tock) 18:42, 11 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- a/k/a GNAD (huhuhuh...he said gnads) --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 13:03, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- This is the millionth topic - microtony 14:33, 1 July 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Millionth Post!!! --TexasDex
- Zachary Harden - Zscout370 (Sound Off) 08:05, 18 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Some junk article that is going to end up AFD'd or WP:CSD'd. You'll see!!!! Titoxd 23:01, 6 September 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- The millionth article will be a type of vandalism, it will be deleted, but literally, that will be the millionth article. I guess something that would go for Speedy deletion, like a stupid n-n bio. Encyclopedist (talk) 16:50, 22 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
I'm so going to be on Wikipedia as it reaches 999,999 articles, then reload the page. The Main Page will then say that they have 2,574,953 articles because so many people will be trying to make the millionth topic. OneofThem 00:46, 10 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Public apology to users for all those out there who are addicted. --HereToHelp (talk) 21:34, 25 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Y1000K Bug --68.255.163.63 03:22, 27 November 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- List of people who have tried to sue Wikipedia --josh (talk) 03:46, 29 December 2005 (UTC)[reply]
- I have my bet on it being a redirect page. --Barista | a/k/a マイケル | T/C 13:06, 7 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Redirects dont count as articles (in the context of this anyway) Jdcooper 19:42, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Willy on Wheels (CEO of Wikipedia) Dabljuh 01:51, 10 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool rulebook. Joe D (t) 05:00, 11 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- 2006 Wikipedia userbox controversy Quaque (talk • contribs) 11:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia in Romulan - The Romulan version of Wikipedia. Martial Law 20:24, 15 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of artical claiming to be the millionth --T-rex 00:02, 20 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:StoppingMillionthPageControversy or basically a page put up so people wouldn't debate or complain over the millionth page. They probably have something like that in a program to automatically create itself after the 999,999th new page.--Unknownwarrior33 23:44, 24 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Millionth Page Attempts Something tells me there will be a lot, and admins or whoever watches this site will nip them in the bud by making fun of them on the millionth page. --Unknownwarrior33 01:14, 25 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of wrong guesses/closest guess as to what this post would be about I think that I'll win, ahaha.--Alfonzo227 20:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)[reply]
They'll never make it, someone will sue them (probably apple)
- Wikipedia:You suck for allowing a computer to beat you to the one millionth post. Utopianheaven 23:20, 11 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- WP:FUCK as a shortcut to Wikipedia:Fucking Committee. --Vsca 00:05, 14 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Old people suck or Wikipedia:Republicans suck--72.49.52.246 01:44, 15 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of reasons this page should be deleted (the first item on the list is "so <other page> can be the millionth") --Ravi12346 04:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Wikipedians who commited suicide when they found their page was not the millionth--Lkjhgfdsa 21:06, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- List of Wikipedians who commited suicide when they found they had not won this contest--Lkjhgfdsa 21:06, 20 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:Wikipedia's 1,000,000th Article -zappa 19:09, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Source of all knowledge Spook (my talk | my contribs) 07:09, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Technical Error - Too many users trying to create the millionth article - Please just go away - No one cares!!!--God of War 07:28, 25 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- [[Talk:Talk:Talk:Main Page]] --anonymous 23:05, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
- Wikipedia:Requests for de-GodKingship or similiar. - Mailer Diablo 07:32, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]
- Wikipedia:There is a Cabal - Mailer Diablo 07:35, 26 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]