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This is a list of TRUE and IMPORTANT FACTS about our Glorious Immortal Goddess-Lord-Administrator of the Realm Wikipe-tan. For boring information about Her Awesomeness, see Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
For Her Awesomeness herself, see User:Wìkìpe-tan
Boring legal stuff, please read before getting offended
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Wikipe-tan | |
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Her Awesomeness, Glorious Immortal Goddess-Lord-Administrator of the Realm, Lord-Regent of Mississippi, Queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom, General Secretary of the People’s Republic of Wikimedia, President of the Republic of Wikimedia, and Protector of the Quazer Beast Dame Santa Wikipe-tan, RBA[1], FE[2], FBE[3], RK[4], RSB[5], OLGSF[6] Cdr. of the Wikipedian Navy | |
Reign | 1 April 2017 – present |
RFA | 1 April 2017 |
Born | Wikipe-tan 8 January 2001 or possibly 8 January 1997 Japan |
Died | 4 February 2007 and 1 April 2022 |
Spouses | you <3 |
House | Wikipedia |
Father | Nupedia-tan |
Mother | Kasuga-tan |
Education | |
Military career | |
Allegiance | Wikipedia |
Service/ | |
Years of active service | 2007–present |
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General Secretary of the People’s Republic of Wikimedia | |
Assumed office August 14, 2020 | |
Preceded by | office established |
Lord Regent of the Best State of Mississippi | |
Assumed office December 18, 2021 | |
Preceded by | Office established |
President of the Republic of Wikimedia | |
Assumed office August 14, 2020 | |
Preceded by | office established |
Queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom | |
Assumed office February 25, 2008 | |
Preceded by | Ptolemy XV |
Santa of the North Pole | |
Assumed office December 19, 2007 | |
Preceded by | Nick Claus |
Conquest of Mississippi | |||||||
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Wikipe-tan leading her squadron of robotic giraffes to victory | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Wikipedia | Mississippi | ||||||
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Wikipe-tan | Tate Reeves | ||||||
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c. 25 mechanical giraffes | nobody | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
none | none |
Battle against trolls in the Darkness of Ignorance | |||||
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“Wikipe-tan Battling a Wikitroll in the Darknesses of Ignorance”, artistic interpretation by user:Polylerus | |||||
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Wikimedia | Trolls | ||||
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unknown number of users forced into retirement due to burnout |
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WikiMascot Civil War | |||||||
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Wikipe-tan Fighting Wikipede, artistic interpretation by User:痛 | |||||||
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Wikipe-tan | Wikipede | ||||||
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1 | 1 | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
none | none |
Pizza Cheese War | |||||||
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Pizza Cheese Jihadi leader Jihadi Gangster plotting the destruction of pizza cheese | |||||||
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| Jihadi Gangster | ||||||
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1 | |||||||
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none | dignity |
War for the Planet of the Apes | |||||||
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Ape combatant during the war | |||||||
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Wikipedia | |||||||
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Wikipe-tan † | |||||||
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deleted because they don’t exist |
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