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Committed identity: cc3f5f1e6a6fc450cf5d292e1bbf609787e28cd032a22d71dfe259d4cd3ba308342c9e6edaed51f1788b73285e58100829c625d464d7db5a0a1f02316967864b is a SHA-512 commitment to this user's real-life identity.

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

es

Este usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.

de-2

Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

hu-1

Ez a szerkesztő alapszinten beszéli a magyar nyelvet.

pt-1

Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.

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Userboxes

This user's account is secured with a unique Committed Identity.

This user wishes he had a girlfriend.

23

This user is 23 years old.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user is a random page patroller.

tyop

typo

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.

~~Is human.~~

This user is a participant in the Grammar WikiProject.

Wikipedia
Contribuyo en la Wikipedia en español.

I support the Spanish language Wikipedia with my contributions.

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This user is a translator from Spanish to English on Wikipedia:Translation.

-

This user is a translator and proofreader from Spanish to English on Wikipedia:Translation.

...

This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

ipa-3
ə

This user has an advanced understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

1337/
IntS !

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

Rot13-5

Guvf hfre vf noyr gb pbagevohgr jvgu n cebsrffvbany yriry bs Ebg13.

dm

This user can speak and understand death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, and growls.

@#$!

This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

SP

This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is rated 'R' by the Motion Picture Association.

This user is inked.ʰ

This user is against DRM.

This user is a code monkey.

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating his computer.

INTJ

This user's MBTI type is INTJ.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling his mental health professional to screw off.

This user enjoys
metalcore and/or hardcore music.

This user is doomed to love goth music.

This user listens to industrial.

Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.

R	Dieser Benutzer starb mit einer Spieluhr in der Hand.

This user is the greatest Lacuna Coil fan.

D

This user is Down With the Sickness.

This user knows that
music is a weapon.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user is tired of reggaetón.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

’s

This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

English

This user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.

GN

This user is a Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.

{\frac {a}{0))

OH SHI–

This user is nocturnal.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

MC	This user is a fan of Michael Crichton.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

Politics: from Poli (Greek) meaning many and Ticks (English) meaning blood sucking creatures.

This user believes if voting changed anything, it would be made illegal.

This user is an anarchist.^‡

This user supports anarchism without adjectives.

PC-0

This user is politically incorrect.

This user tries to distance himself from politics as much as possible.

This user is opposed to
political censorship.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion.

agn +
god(s)

This user is an agnostic theist.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user is a smoker, so what? If you don't want to smoke, then don't smoke...

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a roadgeek.

This user supports public transit.

PSU

This user attends or attended
Penn State University

This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.

m & ft

This American user is equally at ease with both metric units and U.S. customary units.

This user owns an Xbox 360 Elite.

This user is an incorrigible cruciverbalist.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is a carnivore.

This user prefers
New York pizza

~~Comic Sans~~

This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

~~▒┘ě~~

This user hates mojibake.

This user still remembers these.

This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.

-xen

This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

This user provides information using userboxes because he is bored.

...

At any given moment, this user is likely to be bored, hungry, or sleepy.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?

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This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

Java-3

This user is an advanced Java programmer.

C++-3

This user is an advanced C++ programmer.

PHP-3

This user is an advanced PHP programmer.

xhtml

This user can write XHTML.

css-2

This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.

W3C

This user validates the mark-up on his webpages.

((!!!))

This user over-uses userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

New traffic pattern

Specific interests:

Languages. I speak two natively, I'm learning a third (German), and I'd like to learn as many as possible. I'm particularly interested in Hungarian and would like to learn it – akarom a magyar nyelvet tanulni (I hope I got that right...)
Linguistics in general. I currently have a constructed language (which is mostly a posteriori) in development.
Music, particularly symphonic metal, gothic metal, industrial rock, and metalcore. I also listen to a lot of foreign language music, even if I don't understand it, particularly German (Rammstein, Erben der Schöpfung), Hungarian (Depresszió), and Russian (Slot, Amatory).
IT, systems integration and some Web development.
Transportation, particularly roads and mass transit. I consider myself a roadgeek, and I sometimes read the MUTCD for no reason at all.