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Too rouge and too good at being an admin. Our admins must be of lower quality. Far too nice to users; that's got to be against at least eight rules. Admins must be BITEy. I confess some slight WP:COI/WP:IDONTLIKEIT here; I'm a bit bitter that he was on WikiBreak when he was supposed to be nominating me for RfA. Delete or send to Australia immediately! GlassCobra 06:58, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
The result was Delete and send to Nashville for a BRC meetup. Then she can make more pr0n with EVula and teh undertoes. GlassCobra 18:11, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
She created this page. Thus she should be deleted, which would delete this page, which would mean she was never deleted. Which would mean she would then create this page. Which would mean she would be deleted. Which would mean that she would never create this page. Which would mean she would never be deleted. Damn. My head hurts. I need to lie down... --Jayron32|talk|contribs 06:10, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Too much of a bad editor. His low quality contributions do not deserve to be included in the world's greatest encyclopedia. I propose that this editor be permanently removed from the project so he will not keep on forcing crap into Wikipedia. Marlith T/C 16:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
The result was Speedy Delete for obvious gender issues and for defecting from the greatest cabal ever. GlassCobra 00:54, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Pick a name already! :P I was going to nominate this fine male specimen for being a stupid Australian; however, he has already admitted to being this. In lieu of this, I nominate Sir Giggy to be deleted for being too damn sexy for WP! GlassCobra 11:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
- may cause severe burns.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
The result was Delete per WP:ROUGE. If you don't like it, well...tough noogies. GlassCobra 00:47, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Moi? I can be deleted? *looks in preferences for a delete button* Nope. *looks in teh project namespace* Nope. Oh well, time for teh humor! Jonathan talk \ contribs 03:03, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
The result was Delete as a pre-emptive sock strike; either Trusilver or Willy Wonka, we're not sure which. He also apparently looks like a sack of tomatoes. GlassCobra 01:30, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Looks intriguing like my Aunt Helga, a sack of rotten tomatoes, but life goeth on. // F9T 18:02, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
The result was :Delete and strip of all rights to the access of Cheetos on planet Earth, all socks will be removed from drawer and incinerated at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. And forever be branded a fool brander at reporting Vandalism // F9T 20:09, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Believed to be using an army of several thousands of sock puppets. Attempting to abuse the system // F9T 17:41, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
The result was Delete for giving crappy ice cream. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
One of Trusilvers sock children, too many m's on edit history. Eater of food // F9T 10:57, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
The result was Delete a billion times over. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Locked up the whole Wiki for 10 mins just so he could be re-named, selfishness or what? // F9T 17:13, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
The result was Keep because he finally joined the BRC. GlassCobra 09:04, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
User operates an army of obvious familial sockpuppets (User:WifeOfPedro, User:SonOfPedro, User:SecondCousinTwiceRemovedOfPedro), and for some reason yet unknown has not yet joined the coolest cabal evar! He also is far too nice to newbies who try at RfA, these blatant bad-faith vandals need to be bitten more! GlassCobra 00:55, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
The result was Speedy Keep per blatant votecounting. kthxbai GlassCobra 22:51, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Appalling editor, posting twice on someones talk page just to get their edit count up [1] is a severe threat to The Game, as well as having a false name on their user page, with a misleading signature "weburiedousecretsinthegarden", does not seem logical, how can you bury secrets, and plus, why on earth would you put them in the friggin' garden, I could go on, but I really can't be bothered // Finns 10:46, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Acting as an independent party and as an uninvolved admin, and using total discretion and objectivity, I'm closing this as Keeper. (I knew my username would come in handy). Actually, I'm closing this because E-man just gave away the result of yesterday's baseball game (that I haven't watched yet, and have been avoiding the radio/news so I can watch the recorded game later today). Grrr. E-man's a bastard. Keeper ǀ 76 17:48, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Terrible speller, low-to-nil mainspace contribs, hosts lavish talk pages parties, demands barnstars, was sysopped in the most amazing display of sockpuppetry known to man (no consensus imo, clearly paid off the closing 'crat), barely any adminly actions. In short: the user displays zero merits except for an attractive sig. What more can I say? Delete please! Diffs provided on request. –xeno (talk) 16:59, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
The result was delete and merge with User:Angela per my great rationale! My stash of socks The community has spoken, and this is the consensus. Why is it consensus? It is because I said so!
Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 17:03, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
This admin should be deleted: for starters, they only just archived their talk page yesterday, which means they let the size of their talk page grow to incredible lengths before archiving. Their userrights log shows that they've given waaaaay too many people rollback, and both them and their alternate account, User:Bellatrix Kerrigan, promote "Keeperpedia" and "WP:PEDRO". They also withdrew an RfB after four hours, and refuse to run again for now. Based on my evidence, I say delete the two accounts, and anything good can be merged with User:Angela. Acalam | ari | what's in a name? 15:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
The result was Say hello to my little friend! You've already done this, Marlith. No double-back-sies. GlassCobra 01:06, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
Violates DBAD and DDMP Marlith (Talk) 15:47, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
The result was Who cares? GlassCobra 23:54, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Request for Deletion
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Samuel Shapiros to me show details 4:30 PM (9 minutes ago)
Samuel: how are you? me: chatting with Ryan right now Samuel: Cool me too me: hangon im gonna set up group Can you open an EFD on me? me: EFD? er what is that? 4:31 PM Samuel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GlassCobra/Editor_for_deletion me: ok... why? Samuel: becuz it is lol me: hehe lulz k then 4:32 PM Samuel: yeah me: stand by then Samuel: gone i have to get off me: bye |
Thus meeting "Editor requests deletion, if requested in good faith, and provided the editor's only substantial contributions were unsubstantial."
The result was Rick James, bitch. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 01:42, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Editor clearly exists, nothing else matters. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 22:19, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was consume as a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice. bibliomaniac15 21:20, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
User is too weak. Has watered down IRC discussions on numerous occasions. User clearly isn't here to brew a nice encyclopedia. –Juliancolton Tropical Cyclone 20:17, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
This page in a nutshell: Users may not make three "your mama" jokes in 24 hours or thyey will be blocked. |
Reporting him to WP:AN/3YR does not appear to have done much. SpecialK(KoЯn flakes) 09:50, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was Strong Merge with Hannah Montana and a comfy bed. ;D GlassCobra 17:51, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia's newest 'crat. Best off deleting him before he even gets started. We don't need a manic serving Wikipedia as a 'crat. iMatthew (talk) 01:23, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was Arrest immediately for the murder of the Ians that came before him. Send to Gitmo ASAP. GlassCobra 07:27, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Deleted number of pages is almost above the editor's number of mainspace edits. Every recent mainspace edit has been a deletion tag or automated link remover for deletion. Created WikiProject Userboxes[3]. Once used a signature with a non-default font[4]. — Byeitical (talk · contribs) 09:37, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was Done. Coffee swore; time to go home, everyone. GlassCobra 07:26, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
Has changed names in the near past. Claims to go on Wikibreak and continues to edit. Is gay. Need I go on? JuJube (talk) 07:04, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
The result was grind up into bits and feed to a landshark per the relevant policy. —Ed 17 for President Vote for Ed 01:07, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Alright people, brand new admin! Let's make her sorry that she ever chose to elevate herself to a level above the sorry plebes! Wiki-chest jokes and contrived personality jabs will abound. :D GlassCobra 19:58, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
The result was recommend a psychologist to heal sex addiction. –Juliancolton Tropical Cyclone 01:27, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
Propose merge to User: The SRS and bundle both into vodka truck headed to moscow :) PXK T /C 19:30, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
The result was Soylent Green is peop--nom nom nom nom GlassCobra 07:42, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Hasn't been deleted yet, so really should be, therefore. Majorly talk 00:50, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was Speedy gorge on waffles and maple syrup and listen to Bryan Adams for 17 hours on end per WP:SUMMEROF69, eh. (Non-manic-dictator closure) SpecialEH(KoЯn flakes with maple syrup) 12:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
Is Canadian, which means he is from Canadia. Enough said. Shapiros10 contact meMy work 01:05, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was Okay, we're done here per Cat Stevens's law: once someone mentions Cat Stevens at any point at an EfD discussion, that discussion is over and can never ever be re-opened. Ever. GlassCobra 19:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
User is not American, therefore doesn't like baseball, therefore violates a rule of WP:AN/K. (keeper76, I'm egging you on...) User has met Paris Hilton. Shapiros10 contact meMy work 20:27, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was Speedy bad-faith close. Two annoying pseudo-sock sprees (hint, people: not funny the first time, definitely not funny the eighteenth) and more Mac jokes than you can shake a stick at. That's all she wrote. GlassCobra 19:51, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
User contributes here User likes wrestling User's name is Matthew. Now be deleted n00b! Shapiros10 contact meMy work 23:47, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
The result was I'm bored. Rename to Jumpin' Joe the Argonaut or something. GlassCobra 10:23, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Meh, after none of you guys took the hint... self-nomming for deletion. Shoryuken generally gets someone's attention... :D - Jameson L. Tai talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 07:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC) Who wants to co-nom? :D - Jameson L. Tai talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs 07:30, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
The result was something. Any of you guys seen the movie Child Bride... bibliomaniac15 04:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
This user deserves to be deleted after a completely bad-faith nom of moi. Just because I teased her for this edit does not mean that she has to get mad and nominate me for deletion.... Maybe she is trying to blackmail me into a spot on my Cabinet? :D :D :D :D —Ed 17 for President Vote for Ed 16:48, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
c; color:darkblue;">eUnshattered [ t ] 23:14, 29 October 2008 (UTC) What does that formula even mean?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?--68.192.47.94 (talk) 00:19, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
The result was Obvious Delete for not winning the presidential race. Geez, how do you lose to an old geezer and some big-eared wishy-washy? GlassCobra 10:21, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
User is attempting to run for president. Obviously power-hungry. :) —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:37, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
The result was Delete per inactivity. Hasn't even bothered to come here and defend himself. Bastard. GlassCobra 10:19, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
I have listed this user for deletion because:
The result was Speedy Rename to something less pirate-y. Mauve is pretty good. GlassCobra 10:17, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
The result was Baleeted. Come on, Fhqwagads. GlassCobra 15:44, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
Per this comment from IRC from the nominated user. JulianC93 wonders why he isn't at EFD yet. iMatthew (talk) 20:17, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
The result was I did it for the lulz. GlassCobra 10:15, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Matthew or Edward? Pick on or must be deleted. Also, who does he think he is taking over for The Rambling Man? Time to "Ramble" on about getting him deleted! iMatthew (talk) 19:59, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
The result was Delete as inferior to Kool-Aid. GlassCobra 17:08, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
I have checked all the criteria and it seems I'm eligible. Anyway, it looks like I've become rather disinterested in editing so I decided to give this a go-around. References are floating around somewhere - CL — 23:58, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
The result was Fail. Why was this never closed if the victim/nom withdrew? You guys suck. GlassCobra 17:06, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
This time around, I am nominating... myself. As my account name implies, my name is Dylan and I am 620 years old. What?! What did you say?! --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 19:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
The result was Dear God, this is way too long. What the hell happened here? GlassCobra 10:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
The one, the only, Cary Bass himself. WMF big muckamuck. Nominating for deletion due to conflicted disinterest. Waaay too nice for such an uber role. Need to replace with Evil Henchman. DurovaCharge! 17:55, 2 December 2008 (UTC)